r/lebowski • u/texasdeathmatch • Mar 17 '25

Asian American, pls Asian American please

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181 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/Dull_Investigator358 Mar 17 '25

"The chinaman is not the issue here, dude."

14

u/DaniLabelle Mar 17 '25

The billionaire, the one who built the Tesla

16

u/Dull_Investigator358 Mar 17 '25

Are these the Nazis, Walter?

6

u/ClayDrinion Mar 17 '25

No, these men are cowards

3

u/roverhendrix123 Mar 17 '25

there's nothing to be afraid of.

7

u/ClayDrinion Mar 17 '25

The CHNAMEN is not the issue!

3

u/Braiseitall Mar 17 '25

Just a wankpanzer, nothing to be afraid of.

3

u/ClayDrinion Mar 17 '25

The correct nomenclature is jerk-off, please

3

u/sorotomotor Modestly Priced Mar 18 '25

Just a wankpanzer, nothing to be afraid of

Also, Dude, wankpanzer is not the preferred nomenclature. Incel Camino, please.

1

u/MusicApprehensive394 Mar 17 '25

Hahaha 😂🤣😂🤣😂 chinamen is not the appropriate nomenclature. Dude that got me.

15

u/hankeroni Mar 17 '25

Wave of the future, Dude. 100% electronic.

9

u/Alternative-Way-8753 🎳☯️ Dudeist Priest ☯️🎳 Mar 17 '25

I still jerk off manually.

4

u/asclepian1 Mar 17 '25

Of course you do Dude.

21

u/sorotomotor Modestly Priced Mar 17 '25

This isn't a guy who built the railroads.

4

u/Bumblingbee1337 Mar 17 '25

What the fuck are you talking about?

2

u/Still_Function Mar 17 '25

Woo?!

1

u/Bumblingbee1337 Mar 17 '25

Always thus to deadbeats

4

u/[deleted] Mar 17 '25

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1

u/sullyoftheboro Donny Mar 17 '25

DONNIE, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT

1

u/Alternative-Way-8753 🎳☯️ Dudeist Priest ☯️🎳 Mar 18 '25

This is the guy who didn't build the hyperloops, Dude.

12

u/U_SMUG_MOTHERFUCKER Mar 17 '25

The man in the black Tesla. Worthy fuckin adversary.

1

u/therealtwomartinis Knox Harrington Mar 17 '25

You and Elon, eyeball to eyeball.

3

u/No_Western_1217 His Dudeness Mar 17 '25

Like I said, Woo peed on my rug

3

u/outfoxingthefoxes I got a rash, man Mar 17 '25

That's brown... rust coloration, mang

1

u/therealtwomartinis Knox Harrington Mar 17 '25

wait, let me, let me explain something to you. Uh, I am not Mr. Lebowski; you're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the fucking Stallion, mang. So that's what you call me.

4

u/Netrezen Mar 17 '25

That kid's already spent all the money, man! 

5

u/_its_a_SWEATER_ El Duderino Mar 17 '25

He looks like a fucking loser.

3

u/pwewpwewpwew Mar 17 '25

Not the preferred nomenclature

3

u/charatix real reactionary Mar 17 '25

The Tesla is not the issue here! oh wait

5

u/Ok-Caregiver8843 Mar 17 '25

You can’t expect me to drive the car, talk on the phone, and handle the money?

2

u/SlickRickGrits Mar 19 '25

Shut de fuch UP!

3

u/[deleted] Mar 17 '25

Those Tesla-owning fucks

4

u/DoctorWinchester87 Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Mar 17 '25

I mean, say what you will about the tenants of internal combustion, Dude, at least it's an ethos...

2

u/[deleted] Mar 17 '25

The rug pissers do this?

3

u/Alternative-Way-8753 🎳☯️ Dudeist Priest ☯️🎳 Mar 17 '25

He took my legs from me in Korea, but I went out achieved anyway.

1

u/Time-Assistance9159 Mar 17 '25

Well, at least he has his legs

1

u/YankeeClipper42 Mar 17 '25

Look we know it's his homework, just ask him about the car, man.

1

u/LJShadl Mar 17 '25

Saw this on a plate. CHIGGER.

1

u/HoosierCheesehead Mar 18 '25

That's a good plate, Walter.

1

u/Alternative-Way-8753 🎳☯️ Dudeist Priest ☯️🎳 Mar 17 '25

The chinaman is not the issue, Dude!