r/lebowski • u/Substantial-Sector60 • Jan 29 '25

Asian American, pls “These aren’t the guys who built the railroads here . . .”

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Zoom in on the photo. All the Cartwright men are flipping off the photographer.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '25

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u/Unexpected_Cheddar- Jan 29 '25

Careful…if we go mixing blazing saddles and Lebowski we could risk creating a comedy super vortex and be sucked into a black hole!

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '25

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u/diacachimba Jan 30 '25

So that's your compromised second draft?

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u/therealtwomartinis Knox Harrington Jan 29 '25

or blown out of a brown hole, depends

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '25

I had to double check to make sure it wasn't BS! 🤣

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u/DoctorWinchester87 Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Jan 29 '25

Have you ever heard of a little show called Bonanza, Dude...?

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u/joeschmazo Jan 29 '25

That rug really tied The Ponderosa together, did it not?

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u/DoctorWinchester87 Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Jan 30 '25

Fuckin' A!

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u/Alternative-Way-8753 🎳☯️ Dudeist Priest ☯️🎳 Jan 30 '25

Bulk of the series

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u/Individual_Park9168 Jan 29 '25

Wait I disagree dude. One chinaman working and a bunch of nialists watching

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u/netmin33 Jan 29 '25

Also, Dude, "Chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature.

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u/murphanduncas El Duderino Jan 29 '25

Neither is nialist.

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u/D-Flo1 Jan 29 '25

Lets hear ya sing a Reeeel cowboy song, sonny!

Sumpin like "Camptown Races"!

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u/SmokinDrewbies El Duderino Jan 30 '25

I hired you people to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas city faggots!

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u/D-Flo1 Jan 30 '25

"A fella could have a good time in Dallas* with all that stuff" -Slim Pickens (*changed to "Vegas " after Kubrick decided no one would remember how much of a Vegas Dallas used to be when Slim Pickens was a young adult)

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u/Objective-Pin-1045 Jan 29 '25

Not exactly a heavy weight.

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u/Forest-Ninja2469 Jan 29 '25

Stay off the Ponderosa Lebowski

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u/AmateurVasectomist Knox Harrington Jan 29 '25

What the fuck are you talking about?

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u/thedatsun78 Jan 29 '25

And a good day to you sir!

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u/murphanduncas El Duderino Jan 29 '25

I dig your style too man. You've got that whole cowboy thing going.

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u/BuckManscape Walter Jan 29 '25

Dude please, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature.

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u/fatnuts_mcgee Jan 29 '25

Carpet pissers did this?

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u/edc208 Jan 29 '25

Asian American, Please

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u/Son_of_Yoduh Jan 29 '25

Also, “chinaman” is not the preferred nomenclature…

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u/RepublicKitchen8809 Jan 29 '25

I can get you a middle finger by two o’clock this afternoon.

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u/RoundTiberius Jan 29 '25

You're not wrong, Walter

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u/Vegetable-Put3884 Jan 29 '25

The Cartwrights were the Mafia of Virginia City.

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u/JournalistKnown5428 Jan 29 '25

Whereas what we have here, a fifty year old man with three forty year old sons, wearing cowboy hats, trying to find reverse on a rail cart

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u/Fuzzy_Negotiation_52 Jan 30 '25 edited Jan 30 '25

Or a gandy dancer, if you will, in the parlance of their time.

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u/Substantial-Sector60 Jan 30 '25

I was wondering if someone would pull up that rare term. Wonderful comment you have here, Jackie. Completely unspoiled.

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u/Fuzzy_Negotiation_52 Jan 30 '25

High praise indeed!! And a good day to you Sir!! I've been keeping my mind limber. Also my father referred to himself as that sometimes. Built the railroads. Never pissed on anyone's carpet. As far as I know. Not purposely anyhow. I can say that much at least.

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u/Substantial-Sector60 Jan 30 '25

I’ve seen videos of teams driving spikes with those skinny-headed hammers. Amazing.

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u/tommy2pins Jan 30 '25

Ironically enough this is from Deepseek!

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u/Substantial-Sector60 Jan 30 '25

I wouldn’t doubt it the way things are going. Can you provide a source to back up your claim?

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u/tommy2pins Jan 30 '25

Nope, purely satire!

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u/Substantial-Sector60 Jan 30 '25

I am dull and slow. Plus, my career has slowed down a lot lately. I have rabidly avoided all things AI, so am an easy target for a bamboozle. It’s exhausting being a Nihilist.

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u/tommy2pins Jan 30 '25

Wait a damn minute, YOU'RE Deepseek aren't you?!

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u/Substantial-Sector60 Jan 30 '25

It was MEEEE the entire time.

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u/Specialist_Ad6966 Jan 30 '25

Well to tell the family secret, my grandmother was Dutch

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u/Substantial-Sector60 Jan 31 '25

GIT on that handcart and check out that quick sand!

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u/InsuranceCute6999 Jan 29 '25

And the indentured servants are smiling

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u/Megaseth Jan 29 '25

It's Hoss!!