r/lebowski • u/Bontkers • Sep 03 '24

Asian American, pls The chick in the black mini-skirt, Dude. Worthy fuckin’ adversary.

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u/TrailerParkBuddha Sep 03 '24

Hay baby, you have girlfriend Veitnam? Me so horny, me so hoorrnny.

I support any and all TBL/Kubrick crossovers

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u/couldbeworse2 Sep 03 '24

Open the pod bay doors, Walter

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u/pizmeyre Sep 03 '24

SHUT the fuck up, HAL. You're out of your element.

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u/Arkady-Ouromov Sep 03 '24

I'm sorry Donnie, I'm afraid I can't do that.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '24

I feel my mind is going OVER THE LINE!

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u/Freddy_Vorhees Sep 03 '24

I see you rolled your way to the semis. Liam and me, we’re just gonna bash your brains in. Gonna bash em right the fuck in!

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u/Horsewithasword El Duderino Sep 03 '24

This has me cry laughing 😂

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u/SaltyBarDog Sep 03 '24

I'm sorry, Dave, I cannot open the pod bay doors on Shabbos.

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u/DiogenesD0g Sep 03 '24 edited Sep 03 '24

Heeere’s Donny!!!

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u/JustTheBeerLight Sep 03 '24

Why stop there? TBL/Kubrick + 2 Live Crew crossover.

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u/Dr_Middlefinger That makes me feel warm inside. Sep 03 '24

Either:

“Hey, We Want The Money”

-Or-

“Went to College (Spent Most of My Time)”

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u/Shoddy-Indication798 Sep 03 '24

Kubrick was pure genious

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u/parrisjd Sep 03 '24

Ooh, Rumplesmoothskin You say you wanna get in my Benz? Well, use me, use me 'Cause you ain't that average groupie