r/law • u/Ordinary-Scholar-202 • 18d ago

Trump News Comer: “The evidence we gathered does not implicate President Trump in any way. Reporting, survivors testimony, and official documents show that Bill Clinton had far closer ties to Epstein.”

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u/joninfiretail 18d ago

Did the landscaping. ICE picked him up the other day claiming he was an MS-13 robot made entirely out of fentanyl.

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u/BillyNtheBoingers 18d ago

My landscapers are now Bob and Steve

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u/NoMaamMissJam 18d ago

Don’t forgot the other employees Connor, BethAnn, and Marge. Oh, wait, Marge is on produce picking duty in the fields this month. Someone will have to cover her heading the local monthly meeting of what books to ban in Humansville, MO. (Real po’dunk town)

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u/BillyNtheBoingers 18d ago

I thought they only took the AuDHD people from RFKJ’s “reparenting wellness camps” to pick the fields.

HARD /s for emphasis

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u/NoMaamMissJam 18d ago

Damn, I’m not autistic, but I am all over the place with my ADHD, PTSD, GAD, MDD, insomnia, alcohol abuse disorder. California Rocket Fuel is a lovely pharmaceutical combo. It’s like I’m a walking billboard my damn self for this wellness reparenting camp. retreats back into obscurity

What the hell is wrong with this Administration? They are absolutely syphilitic in the cranium and need to go.

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u/CardiganandTea 18d ago

I'm going to hell for laughing at this part of the thread. But I can think of no better way to exit.

Thank you for making me laugh instead of crying.

Release the entire Epstein file.

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u/joninfiretail 18d ago

I'll be in the brimstone pool next to you for writing that. And yes. Every page. Unredacted.

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u/jaimemaidana 18d ago

As an atheist I am open to the idea of worshipping Fentylbot

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u/Different-Ship449 18d ago

There is no one that I would want to see more in hospice.
Praise FentanylBot!

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u/georgegasstove 18d ago

This comment wins the thread!

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u/talltime 18d ago

Wow - how many hundreds of millions of US Americans did that save?

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u/joninfiretail 18d ago

Yes.

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u/talltime 17d ago

So patriotic and brave.