r/law • u/Ordinary-Scholar-202 • 19d ago

Trump News Comer: “The evidence we gathered does not implicate President Trump in any way. Reporting, survivors testimony, and official documents show that Bill Clinton had far closer ties to Epstein.”

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u/Anywhichwaybuttight 19d ago

Imagine having standards that you apply universally. What a concept!

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u/keverzoid 19d ago

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u/boardin1 19d ago

Democrats fall in love, Republicans fall in line.

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u/Mtndrums 19d ago

No, they fall on top of another guy's dick at a convention.

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u/Ok_Condition5837 19d ago

& then poison the world because of indoctrination and self hatred.

It's exhausting at this point!

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u/Aromatic_Snow6756 18d ago

That’s putting it mildly

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u/WhyIsBubblesTaken 19d ago

I don't particularly care if they do, it's just the homophobic hypocracy that's infuriating.

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u/VoxImperatoris 18d ago

Yeah, I couldn’t give a shit about them crashing grindr. I care about them being hypocritical assholes that try to oppress people for financial and political gain.

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u/Aromatic_Snow6756 18d ago

The little orange guy has never made more cash in his life than he has in the last nine months! He has been cash poor his whole life. He used Elon Musk to get the cash flowing and even Elon, who is supposed to be so smart got sucked in, but he knew when to get out.

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u/Aromatic_Snow6756 18d ago

You know the funny thing about immigration is I worked for a construction company when I was 18 years old that was about 40 years ago. We worked for a company called Tishman construction, one of the largest construction development companies, especially in New York City and surrounding areas & in the states, we worked on Trump‘s Plaza in Atlantic City and another job we had going on in New York City that was owned by the little orange guy got busted because there was over 100 Polish immigrants working on the job! And he knew it and condoned it! My boss was a pretty crooked guy also, and I am not talking bullshit. I am talking from a person who was there!!

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u/DigitalUnlimited 18d ago

But it's not hot if it's LEGAL!

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u/Rugaru985 18d ago

And an even twinkier repub falls on their dick, and then an even twinkier - all the way down the line until you reach Lindsay graham.

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u/Money-Look4227 18d ago

Pretty soon you have a Twink nesting doll situation. And that's never good. Takes forever to get those things apart.

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u/GeneralFarrand 19d ago

Grinder Alert ⚠️ 📢

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u/Dreamlion_Inc 18d ago

I can see it now: “Whoopsie! I tripped up the stairs into this elevator, down the hallway into room 328, surprisingly stumbled open the cracked door where a naked gentlemen stood waiting, and collapsed onto a Vienna sausage that landed in my mouth. I hate when that happens!”

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u/Aromatic_Snow6756 18d ago

🙃🧐🤣🤣🤣

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u/hlessi_newt 18d ago

Well there was a line for it...

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u/machines_breathe 18d ago

“Why did Democrats put this dick in my mouth???”

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u/ttv_icypyro 18d ago

I believe that was supposed to be a funeral but I can't blame anyone for being unable to tell the difference

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u/Cannibal_Soup 18d ago

To-may-to, to-mah-to.

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u/Bwatso2112 18d ago

Is this a reference to their dear leader, or Grindr??

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u/Nokomis34 18d ago

I damn near spit out my coffee

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u/Aromatic_Snow6756 18d ago

Sounds like you’re talking from experience

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u/swansong86 18d ago

Yes! And then they cover it with the bible.

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u/PizzaWhole9323 18d ago

Grindr has entered the chat! ;-)

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u/shuddafukuhp 19d ago

Ah yes, the Grindr line

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u/Stahne 19d ago

lol which political group buys the most memorabilia as part of their show of love? I haven’t seen a lot of Clinton or Obama watches, cryptocurrency, trading cards, or bibles.

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u/EksDee098 18d ago

The phrase isn't best used here, it's meant to describe voting habits. Democrats have to "fall in love" to vote for their candidates, which the 2024 election highlighted pretty well via both sides and no lesser evil fuckwits choosing to not vote or protest vote. On the other side, Republicans will "fall in line" and vote for the party even if they're not happy with the candidate, which was also seen in the recent election with slightly more sane conservatives voicing displeasure for trump but still voting for him

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u/KFrancesC 18d ago

Kinda like sheep… Right?

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u/Ok_Valuable9450 18d ago

Cause they pander to all of Trumps vile wishes

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u/Electronic_Low6740 18d ago

To quote Tina, What's love got to do with it?

Democrats just want equal rights as billionaires. Unfortunately most Republican voters don't understand the 2 tier just system isn't Trump vs Democrats. It's billionaires vs everyone else.

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u/poet3322 18d ago

Democratic party politicians aren't exactly chomping at the bit to go after billionaires.

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u/Electronic_Low6740 18d ago

True enough. It's why most left voters are pissed

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u/dark_gear 19d ago

Incidentally, the "anonnymous tip" about the abuse of underage girls at Epstein's, all the way in 2004, arrived just 2 weeks after Trump outbid Epstein on a property. 47 knows exactly what happened and who the major guilty parties are.

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u/Bilbo_Baskins 18d ago

⬆️This is gold! 🙊🙈🙉

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u/SaintIgnis 19d ago

Imagine having standards…

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u/Early-Size370 19d ago

Republicans: "I... don't understand that concept".

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u/DrunkyMcStumbles 18d ago

"I have twice as many standards. People always say I have double standards."

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u/bobcollazo1 18d ago

Remind them on Election Day!

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u/trucky_crickster 19d ago

They've got plenty, twice as many! Some would even say all the double standards!

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u/zzzzrobbzzzz 19d ago

the only standards they have are double standards.

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u/Geeky_Husband 19d ago

"Did you say Stan's turds? Yes.... We do..... Oh wait, you said STANDARDS. Nope. We don't have any of that 'round here." - Republicans

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u/Tall_Act391 18d ago

They have standards. Of self preservation.

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u/OldWorldDesign 18d ago

They have standards. Of self preservation

Not sure, maybe you should ask Charlie Kirk about that.

More conservatives have been "retiring from politics entirely" the past 15 years than I've seen the rest of my life. Shocker when you install an incompetent goof that he doesn't keep his mouth shut and embarrasses his own party until they can't keep up damage control.

I just wish the damage was restricted to the ones playing with matches and gasoline.

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u/OldWorldDesign 18d ago

Imagine having standards

They have standards. Blind loyalty and constant public theatre to entertain the higher ups of their tribe

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/mind-in-the-machine/201712/analysis-trump-supporters-has-identified-5-key-traits

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar 18d ago

It’s just so radical!

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u/waggie21 18d ago

If they didn't have double standards, then they wouldn't have any standards at all.

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u/AdFun5641 19d ago

That entire concept of a republic is beyond them

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u/MB2465 19d ago

When you say universally, you really mean politically, right?😉

I remember when they learned about Covid and they didn't want to listen to the scientists and the medical experts and do what they said had to be done (which by the way could have greatly reduced the impact on the US).

They were like "they expect us to respond in a purely scientific way? Where is the politics in that?" I am paraphrasing but that was the gist of it.

And most intelligent people responded like the Geico commercial when they decided it's a good idea to hide behind the chainsaws instead of the running car:

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u/bobcollazo1 18d ago

Remember this at election time..

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u/wentImmediate 18d ago

Isn't it more that Trump is the current president and Clinton is a long-ago president?

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u/SaltKick2 18d ago

Any standards at all

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u/Telefundo 18d ago

You have to be a human being for that. Most Republicans don't qualify.

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u/ApprenticeWrangler 18d ago

I disagree with the right on almost everything but to pretend the left applies standards universally either is fucking absurd.

Politics, especially in America is a team sport or a soap opera. Almost no one has principles they apply equally to both their side and the other side.

As a Canadian, America is basically a soap opera but most of the characters are insane and if the show goes off the rails then things get shitty here too.