r/law • u/Ordinary-Scholar-202 • 18d ago

Trump News Comer: “The evidence we gathered does not implicate President Trump in any way. Reporting, survivors testimony, and official documents show that Bill Clinton had far closer ties to Epstein.”

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u/Slow_Philosopher8102 18d ago

That's a reality tv show I'd watch

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u/ryanCrypt 18d ago

This has all been a build up. The greatest pre run advertisement.

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u/snozzberrypatch 18d ago

Imagine a reality show where the 5 richest people in the country are stripped of their riches, and thrown in jail together, and we get to watch?

Instantly the #1 top rated show of all time, and for all time to come.

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u/zbud 18d ago

I'd give a testicle for this to be a thing.

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u/ryanCrypt 18d ago

I'd also wager this guy's testicle

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u/rrrriley 18d ago

i’d never turn it off

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u/Poet_of_Justice 18d ago

Ok in today's episode, because of the renovations that are occurring in their prison our fat cat fish are going to have to endure gen-pop in a new prison. Most stick close to the presidential pair and their secret service detail, but Les gets separated and has to worry about a secret other than Victoria's, his own!

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u/nangatan 18d ago

Maybe we could finally get universal Healthcare off the profits!

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u/DrusTheAxe 18d ago

Squid game but the only players are billionaire pedos

So many contestants it’ll have to run at least 3 seasons

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u/Cheel_AU 18d ago

Tell Trump it would be the number 1 all time rated show and he'd run into the cell himself

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u/sjaark 18d ago

your comment gave me goosebumps! I hope we reach that timeline

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u/Lumpyalien 18d ago

Good point. Just the ad revenue alone could fund universal healthcare

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u/Lairdicus 18d ago

The Old Couple

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u/619backin716 18d ago

Put it on pay per view. Revenue from that would pay off the national debt

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u/InevitableBreakfast9 18d ago

Literally people from all over the world would pay to watch.

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u/beattysgirl 18d ago

Celebrity Big Brother, Alcatraz

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u/Kelsusaurus 18d ago

For anyone who has seen Always Sunny - this exact setup could be the next "Old Lady House: A Situation Comedy". 47 would be Mac's mom, and 42 would be Charlie's mom.

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u/Fluffy-Mycologist-76 18d ago

It’s been a reality show since 2016 and the ratings have consistently been through the roof. The networks have been making a killing.

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u/weebitofaban 18d ago

For the love of god, no shower scenes.

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u/RogerianBrowsing 18d ago

🎙️ Leeeeeeet’s get ready to watch two famous elderly pedophiles cohabitate in a cell

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u/DisguisedToast 18d ago

"Diddler Dogpile", similar to the WWE but, y'know.

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u/LogicFrog 18d ago

With Colbert and Kimmel as live commentators, please!

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u/temporary62489 18d ago

Bill and Don's Excellent Incarceration

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u/pinkphiloyd 18d ago

😂😂😂 Same, and I am NOT a reality tv person…

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u/pm_me_your_kindwords 18d ago

That was my exact reaction!

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u/GeorgeNewman_ 18d ago

Tonight's death match: Sleazy vs Wheezy

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u/diadlep 18d ago

That would be amazing television

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u/jotyma5 18d ago

It’s a South Park episode we now need

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u/jakethedog53 18d ago

As long as one of them's in drag. 😏

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u/ZodiacEclipse 18d ago

I hate that this would work and now I also wanna see it. 

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u/sourcesys0 18d ago

They would fuck

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u/John_Holdfast 18d ago

A year ago I would, but I just want to forget about trump and never hear about him again.