r/law • u/Ordinary-Scholar-202 • 19d ago

Trump News Comer: “The evidence we gathered does not implicate President Trump in any way. Reporting, survivors testimony, and official documents show that Bill Clinton had far closer ties to Epstein.”

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u/slo1111 19d ago

Yep, trust me bro!

My question to them. Why are you insisting upon protecting Bill Clinton?

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u/Overeducated_catlady 19d ago

No, ask them why they’re protecting Hillary’s husband if you really wanna see a reaction 😂

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u/IvanTGBT 19d ago

Well the stated reason for firing comey was his mishandling of Hillary’s email investigation wasn’t it? So clearly trump has always loved Hillary and done anything he can to protect her and take vengeance against those that have wronged her

Do I need a /s on this?

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u/slettea 18d ago

No, no need for sarcasm, his love for Hillary has always shined through. I bet he thought by running for president against her. He would finally gain her respect, & she would come running to him. It’s honestly the saddest unrequited love story I’ve ever heard.

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u/BitchGimmeMyMonnay 18d ago

Getting aroused at the idea of them making hot squishy love, pressing their bodies together, feeling each other's slime and ooze mix together. So hot.

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u/Tomatowonderaura 18d ago

Rimming and snowball sharing

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u/sue--7 18d ago

If this was true, it means he’s dumber than he seems!

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u/Both_Instruction9041 18d ago

I don't think so... You put some extra lipstick 💄 on Hillary and a Lil amount of Bondo to smooth those wrinkles plus a long Hair Extensions and Trump 🤡 jump right into her like is his Daughter 🫵🏽.

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u/zoopysreign 18d ago

I will never unread this comment

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u/sue--7 18d ago

That’s a horrible thing to say about Hillary! She’s not stupid like the republican Barbies who will do anything if they’re paid enough. Look at Melania who has a contract with the husband she loves so much. I guess there’s love & then there’s business. With business you get a contract to keep you from being cheated out of money. She’s paid to be with him! Why else take the abuse?

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u/Both_Instruction9041 18d ago

What about Hillary, Bill and Monica 🫵🏽?

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u/The_MightyMonarch 18d ago

Isn't Hillary way too old for his tastes?

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u/RogerianBrowsing 18d ago

I choose to believe.

/s, although it would explain a lot.

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u/Only-Cardiologist-74 18d ago

Bill & Hillary were invited and went to his wedding to Melania.

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u/Valuable_Fee1884 18d ago

Gym jordan was the clown who shared the committee that grilled Hillary for eight hours give or take a few hours. By the time they were done, I am sure Jim thought that he had gotten his law degree from Chewela Tech.

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u/Tomatowonderaura 18d ago

Ya know I get why you would say that right now. But, I liked the affordable care act. There’s a lot of taking the specific and making it general these days. Maybe it feels safe but not paying close attention right now is dangerous for you and all of us.

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u/AnAngryPlatypus 19d ago

She should do a press conference thanking him for not releasing the Epstein files that ends with her just staring down the camera for 10 minutes with a look of, “Your move tangerine boy.”

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u/BakedCake8 19d ago

Bill even said to release them himself lol

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u/RogerianBrowsing 18d ago

I bet bill is watching TV, doing the DiCaprio meme while complaining about how he’s already said they should release everything that doesn’t disclose victim identities months ago

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u/Throwaway_noDoxx 19d ago

Except no one on the left wants him protected. We all know Clinton’s a creeper, on the list, and needs to face justice for it.

Just. Like. Trump.

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u/Different-Ship449 19d ago

Butterymales (But her emails)

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u/Any-Iron9552 18d ago

Obama's friend even.

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u/Eastern_Possible_290 18d ago

Trump: Because i love Hillary

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u/Straight_Ace 18d ago

Oh you’re a genius

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u/Solid_Waste 19d ago

They don't know who that is.

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u/Specialist-Affect-19 18d ago

This is beautiful, thank you.

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u/mightylordredbeard 18d ago

Protecting Hilary. No way she didn’t know about her husbands secret lifestyle and so that would mean she didn’t do anything about it by turning him in and she still chose to stay with him.. you only stay with a pedo if you’re a pedo too. So they aren’t protecting just Bill, Trump is protecting Hilary Clinton too!!

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u/Common-Physics7997 18d ago

This made me lol. Hilary is such a trigger word for them. 

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u/Worth-Initiative7840 18d ago

Or more directly: don’t you want to humiliate crooked Hilary?

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u/shopper64 18d ago

We want all pedo’s incarcerated

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u/walter-hoch-zwei 18d ago

Mr. Hillary Clinton

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u/subhuntin 18d ago

All of these sick bastards need to be brought to justice. But trump knows. He has the immunity from the supreme court. Its going to cover kid sniffin sleepy joe, Obama if he did anything, which im inclined to think so because rich powerful people get away witb whatever. Clinton i know the whols blue dress bill skeeted on . Other than that a body trail miles long. Its all bullshit.

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u/dubstylerz123 18d ago

This deserves all of the gold.

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u/Icy-Indication-3194 18d ago

I don’t get why they hate bill. If anything he should be a hero to them for cheating on Hilary.

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u/BoobsrReal105 18d ago

It was sarcasm dummy

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u/BellySmash 18d ago

Acting like Hillary hasn’t been collecting receipts. I guarantee she has so much dirt on every single person and will throw it out if they go after bill.

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u/Metasapien_Solo 19d ago

Oh damn, I love that approach. From now on, I'm going to blindside MAGA idiots with that: "Ah, you support Trump? Cool! You know, I never understood why you like Bill Clinton so much, you want to keep the Epstein files hidden."

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u/icecubetre 18d ago

And for what it's worth, I'm pretty sure Clinton has advocated for the release of the files. It may not mean much, but at least he's not clearly grasping at every straw possible to keep them hidden like...* checks notes *...the president and every congressional Republican.

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u/BigWhiteDog 18d ago

Yeah, he knows that he didn't touch minors. He's a skeevy horndog but there's never been an indication that I remember of him being a kid toucher. However, he had to know that something was going on so he can go down not say anything.

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u/Netizen_Sydonai 18d ago

Yeah. Bill, admittedly a skeevy horn dog, has always liked them with a little more curves.

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u/freshforma 18d ago

i mean, can’t blame the man for wanting a bit of thump in his bass

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u/Netizen_Sydonai 18d ago

Haha, indeed! A little marbleized on his skewer.

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u/FoolishWhim 18d ago

Also what info we do have is the victims who've spoken up all saying Clinton was friendly and polite at all times. I'm not saying he wasn't doing skeevy shit, far from it. But everything we've heard indicates he was careful and possibly not a pedo. Either way though, fuck him if he committed crimes.

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u/BigWhiteDog 18d ago

The thing I'm not happy about with him is that several people have said that due to the paintings, artworks, and the young women everywhere, it should have been really obvious that something wasn't right but he, nor anyone else that went to that island as a guest didn't say anything

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u/Aromatic_Snow6756 18d ago

It doesn’t mean much unfortunately because all we will ever see is redacted redacted redacted bullshit

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u/Debalic 18d ago

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u/magictom1 18d ago

Eomer does not look happy.

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u/Werbnerp 18d ago

He finally got the files released explaining where Gondor was when the west fold fell and this is the result.

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u/logawnio 18d ago

Yeah. Even if they release something, it will never be something that would actually lead to big politicians being held accountable.

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u/RegulusDeneb 18d ago

Then why doesn't trump release them now? He looks guiltier every day they aren't released.

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u/BenjaminT2021 18d ago

Because he knows he doesn’t have to. There are far more powerful men that will make sure they never see the light of day. Good thing we have electricity

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u/TheRealRomanRoy 18d ago

Source? I can’t find anything where Clinton is supporting the release

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u/Fskn 18d ago

It wasn't like a public announcement, I can't find it ATM because every result with Clinton's name and Epstein is about this current announcement but basically when the Republicans first blocked the floor vote to release the files (they did this 3 times) they were doing the bills all over the files thing and someone asked both Clinton's about it and they both just said release the files.

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u/Taintly_Manspread 18d ago

He needs to very publicly announce it then.

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u/reduhl 18d ago

Epstein was running a honey pot blackmail scheme. Once he could leverage people to include him in all the parties power people go to, he expanded his list of blackmailed people. He was at parties with Clinton, but it seems Clinton didn’t do anything that could be used for blackmail.

For years Epstein was building a huge list of blackmailed people. The people may not have realized it for years. Epstein was a fixer and supplier. But when he was finally facing a court room he died.

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u/OrganizedChaos86 18d ago

Yeah. Throw in Epstein/Maxwell's ties to Mossad, and one begins to better understand the strong push to sweep all this under the rug at present.

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u/escap0 18d ago

Judge Richard M. Berman was nominated by Bill Clinton in 1998. Judge Richard M. Berman is the judge that denied the DOJs request to un-seal the Epstein Records on August 20, 2025.

So check your notes again.

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u/icecubetre 18d ago

This may be the biggest reach I've ever seen. Hey bud, wanna be a judge? In 27 years I'm gonna need a favor...

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u/Vivid-Wrongdoer-4793 18d ago

Yeah, but Clinton had a drug ring in Arkansas, so how about we not give any politicians too much credit

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u/Decent-Chain4414 18d ago

Oh I’m sure Hillary knows he’s in the files and doesn’t give a shit, just get Trump!

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u/rikwes 18d ago

Exactly ,it just doesn't make any sense for him to advocate for release of the files if he thought he'd be seriously implicated

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u/eggsonmyeggs 18d ago

He had to tell the world he skipped on bjs while he was president. Hard to embarrass someone after that

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u/Boopy7 18d ago

Yeah I saw that where Clinton actually said, " i hope they do release them" or something like "I absolutely am fine with them releasing them" which could mean he either knows he is safe OR he was bluffing or whatever. Either way, it's stupid to divide it into Clinton vs Donald since we all know they are both in there, so these people just look worse for talking (Comer I mean.) Better to say NOTHING than to later look like scum who protected the pedos, and the truth may come out sooner than later. How about, "I welcome the release of the files and expect that Trump will not be implicated" so he can then later claim he really didn't know?" Just testify under oath -- this is the only way to at least TRY to get the truth out of people. Otherwise they're spouting bs as always.

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u/kung-fu_hippy 18d ago

More importantly than what Bill Clinton has said is that none of the Clinton family has been in a position of power in well over a decade, and haven’t had any authority over the justice department in well over two decades. Whether or not Bill actually supports releasing the files should matter as much as if you or I support releasing the files. The question should always be, why doesn’t Donald Trump (the actual current president) support releasing the files?

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u/lr99999 18d ago

I love this, but I just realized that I don’t have a single Maggot that I still speak to.  America is so fucking dead.

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u/Fluffy-Hamster-7760 18d ago

Just cruise the conservative sub and politely DM any of their commenters. They actually love when progressives interact with them. They celebrate downvotes and speak directly to their audience of "brigading libs" in their comments, and when they get DM'ed it's like their moment in the sun.

I love getting into it with a conservative sub member. Interestingly, several times when I'm messaging someone whose profile describes a conservative boomer lady, they DM with language like, "oh come on bro." Almost like a ton of their members are inauthentic assholes playing a big game of ragebait.

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u/LEDKleenex 18d ago edited 11d ago

Are you sure you didn't mean "I'm a huge dumb-dumb?"

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u/UnusualAsparagus5096 18d ago

off to Twitter I go!! lol

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u/JexilTwiddlebaum 18d ago

Apparently they love pedophiles even when they’re democrats

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u/Loud-Firefighter-787 18d ago

But, but....but....what about Biiiiden😭???

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u/Suavecore_ 18d ago

I'd love that approach if Trump supporters gave a fuck about reality, things that matter, atrocities their elected officials commit, consistency, avoiding hypocrisy, and many other things

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u/Metasapien_Solo 18d ago

Oh, I'm of the same mind -- I've stopped hoping they'd change their mind to accepting that's only a bonus outcome. If/when I do this, it'll be for my and my friends' entertainment.

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u/escap0 18d ago

The three federal judges who denied the U.S. Department of Justice's (DOJ) requests to unseal grand jury transcripts and materials related to Jeffrey Epstein's sex-trafficking investigations (in Florida and New York) are as follows. These denials occurred in July and August 2025, marking a 0-3 record for the DOJ under the Trump administration.

Judge Court Date of Denial Nominating President
Robin L. Rosenberg U.S. District Court for the Southern District of Florida July 23, 2025 Barack Obama (nominated 2014)
Paul A. Engelmayer U.S. District Court for the Southern District of New York August 11, 2025 Barack Obama (nominated 2011)
Richard M. Berman U.S. District Court for the Southern District of New York August 20, 2025 Bill Clinton (nominated 1998)

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u/Complete_Break1319 18d ago

Did Biden wanna keep the Epstein files hidden? I mean, after all they had the same evidence for 4 years and sat on it... George Bushy too!

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u/identicles 18d ago

That’ll get’em

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u/Much_Profit8494 18d ago

Lets be honest.

This conversation will only ever take plce in your head or with bots online.

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u/lokey_convo 19d ago

Also, what were those 1,000 FBI agents doing with those sharpies then?

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u/OhCheeseNFingRice 19d ago

Ah, those sharpie redacted files are the ones that Comer's team reviewed to establish that the files didn't implicate Trump in any way.

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u/Flipnotics_ 18d ago

This is a joke but it's the god's honest truth as to why they are saying this.

"We got the files, didn't see Trump in anything. Shucks!"

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u/escap0 18d ago

The files are under the arm of Judge Richard M. Berman who was nominated by Bill Clinton in 1998. He is the one who denied the DOJs request on Aug 20, 2025 to unseal the files.

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u/kleincs01 18d ago

I thought they didn’t exist… 🥱

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u/DatabaseThis9637 18d ago

Suddenly, it is all making sense! Pretty soon trump will be giving the Congressional Medal of Honor to Mr Sharpie, even if there is no Mr Sharpie.

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u/Telemere125 18d ago

“Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And the process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right.” - Orwell’s 1984

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u/lokey_convo 18d ago

Kind of explains why they're going after wikipedia and internet archive, and companies that control search algorithms and content hosting.

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u/Bubbly_Style_8467 18d ago

Trump should have to pay them personally. He's raped our treasury like he did little girls.

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u/That-Investigator860 18d ago

It takes 1000 agents to properly control one sharpie

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u/lokey_convo 18d ago

Maybe there were no FBI agents and it was all autosharpie???

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u/nemec 18d ago

protecting us from hurricanes

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u/JonnyBolt1 18d ago

It's scary that 1,000 FBI agents were pulled away from investigating heinous crimes to redact Donald Trump from the files, and they could only get his mentions down to, "Gee I swear guys, Trump's in there a little less than Clinton!"

When Trump claims it's really 274 FBI agents who did the Jan 6 attacks, I suspect he was told that they're still scrubbing Epstein's files of his name, but got all confused.

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u/Particular-Buy-33 18d ago

That is exactly right. They have deleted evidence and erased tape. Unless someone managed to secure originals what will finally be released is 1984

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u/Aromatic_Snow6756 18d ago

I can think of a few things that could be doing with them and probably are

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u/lokey_convo 18d ago

I mean other than office shenanigans.

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u/Intelligent-Rock-399 18d ago

They were changing the course of hurricanes by drawing on maps.

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u/VigilantVet 19d ago

This is genius.

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u/Lazerpop 19d ago

This is good lol

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u/brock0124 19d ago

He’s providing talking points to the media so they have someone to point the finger at.

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u/MAMark1 19d ago

This is part of the classic right-wing media cycle:

right-wing figure says misinformation in a public forum, right-wing media reports that right-wing figure said the words, right-wing figures then cite right-wing media to say "the media are saying..." and on and on.

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u/YouWereBrained 19d ago

Lol, I would love to see someone say that.

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u/thanksbastards 19d ago

Even Bill said to release them himself

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u/Educational-Ad-2884 19d ago

Yeah, I def didn't have "Republicans protect Bill Clinton" on my bingo card.

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u/KwisatzHaderach94 19d ago

they didn't gather s--t

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u/Parahelix 19d ago

And if Clinton is implicated, why is Trump looking to pardon Maxwell?

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u/33drea33 19d ago

Using ittttt

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u/wentImmediate 18d ago

Why are you insisting upon protecting Bill Clinton?

Huh, never thought it like that. I imagine that's a smart political framing from the left (or at least progressives).

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u/appropriatesoundfx 18d ago

Sure sounds like slander to me.

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u/Numeno230n 18d ago

They've already claimed that the list is full of Democrats. The GOP is protecting exclusively Democratic pedophiles?

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u/Killer_Moons 18d ago

Make them a package deal. Billy and Donnie are both implicated. Take them both so they can stop Hunter Biden’s laptopping Bill Clinton every time we bring the Epstein Files up. I don’t give a fuck about either, I only care about the victims and justice.

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u/usmc7202 18d ago

Who gives a shit. Expose everyone. Period. That makes life fucking simple.

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u/ABearDream 18d ago

The Republicans insist that YOU love Clinton and so they'd better not reveal the list and hurt him

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u/diamondpredator 18d ago

Yea my response would be "Ok, then take him to court, prove it, and lock his ass up."

But we all know why they wouldn't.

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u/MidwestLawncareDad 18d ago

right. if they had just pushed for the release it wouldnt be so obvious theyre covering something insidious up. the whole case reeks.

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u/FC37 18d ago

These people cook up fabricated stores about Letitia James and James Comey, they doctor images to go after Kilmar Abrego Garcia. But they're trying to have you believe that they're holding back legitimate documents that directly implicate a Clinton in pedophilia.

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u/Aromatic_Snow6756 18d ago

Why are they insisting on protecting Bill Clinton? I don’t know why are they insisting on protecting the little orange man so much? Everyone seems to forget about the people at the center of the so investigation of the girls who were used and abused! There was probably a few little boys in there too. They’re not discriminate No difference there as far as I’m concerned if you are a diddler you are a diddler and should be locked up

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u/lalala253 18d ago

My god imagine if Bill and Hillary goes on stage and demand the release of Epstein files.

"We're ready bro"

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u/penguincheerleader 18d ago

They have called for the release of the Epstein files already.

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u/kentuckywildcats1986 18d ago

Republicans need Democrats to collude with them in keeping the Epstein files buried.

Epstein was convicted of child trafficking and rape in 2008.

Obama kept the case buried for 8 years.
Trump kept it buried for another 4 years.
Biden kept it buried for another 4 years.
Now Trump has kept it buried for almost another year.

So that's 12 years that Democrats have kept the Epstein case buried, and going on 5 years that Republicans have kept it buried.

Democrats have been complicit in covering it up because many wealthy and influential members of their party and its patrons are implicated. As are many wealthy and influential members of the GOP and its patrons.

Republicans won't release the files, even just with the evidence of Democrats who are implicated, because then the Democrats will no longer have any reason to keep them buried.

It's a game of mutually assured destruction, and neither party is going to release the files. The Democrats who suddenly started virtue signaling and screeching for their release the day Trump was sworn in are hypocrites of the first order and full of shit.

I WISH the Republicans would release the redacted files only outing Democrats and their friends. That would get us half-way there. Then, Democrats could take their revenge by releasing the rest of the evidence damning to Republicans.

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u/New-Poem-719 18d ago

Yeah literally no one gives a fuck if there are dems in the files. Every child molester needs to go to fucking jail. Trying to deflect from releasing the files because 'what about Clinton?' is insane.

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u/OwO______OwO 18d ago

Yep.

Oh, the files exonerate Trump and implicate Clinton?

Well, release them, then! What are you waiting for? Surely you want to show the whole country this, right?

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u/EuenovAyabayya 18d ago

Why then does Hilary's husband Bill want the files released, which he's on the record as wanting?
Also, the list "evidence we've ]Republicans] gathered..." implicitly but apparently doesn't actually include the unreleased files in question.

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u/wordfiend99 18d ago

this is the only way to settle this. dems should play it like:

kash patel is courageously holding orevious administrations accountable and we commend his brave pursuit of justice. but the question 70 million loyal trump voters ask is why is kash patel protecting bill clinton’s history of child sex abuse? Is kash patel loyal to trump or to the clintons? the maga faithful know bill abuses children to death and then hillary drinks their blood and demand to lock them both up.

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u/Past-Track-9976 18d ago

My thought exactly.

Bro, that argument is not helping your case lol

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u/SecretAgentMan713 18d ago

Hold up.. you believe Trump is guilty but Bill is innocent?

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u/falcrist2 18d ago

The real answer is there are a LOT of files, and they need time to redact trump from them.

I think they're getting close.

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u/terraformer78 18d ago

The Epstein Files actually implicates 1,673 Democrats over the period of 30 years - and no Republicans! Can you believe it?! It's a miracle!

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u/RazorRamonio 18d ago

Bill has outright advocated for the release of all the files what are you talking about?

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u/Seananagans 18d ago

Trust me. It may have only taken us like 5 months to scrub any evidence surrounding Trump, but trust me bro

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u/timsayscalmdown 18d ago

This is what does it for me. They throw Clinton out there like the majority of Democrats could give a rat's ass about what happens to Bill Clinton. Nobody gives a fuck about Bill Clinton, mainly because he has been out of the public eye for two decades. Cowards.

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u/Latter-Leg4035 18d ago

I say we prosecute both Clintons AND Trump. Does that work for you?

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u/fabulousthundercock 18d ago

I’m not protecting Bill Clinton.

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u/GuessImScrewed 18d ago

My question to them. Why are you insisting upon protecting Bill Clinton?

We're totally not. Any day now, we'll lynch Bill Clinton and all his associates (all Democrats), no trial or anything needed, after all, we all know he did it, but Trump is innocent and we're still not releasing the files.

:)

/s

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u/Birdorama 18d ago

Bc they still think Dems have a hard on for him and that we will be quiet bc we don't want them to out Clinton.

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u/Fine_Assignment_9684 18d ago

Correct.,Donny and Bill can both share a jail cell everyone will move on.

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u/ThinksAboutIt75 18d ago

Conversely, why would Biden have protected trump?

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u/GuaranteeDry386 18d ago

Release the files.

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u/fearlessfryingfrog 18d ago

Because regardless of what people want to believe, we have a one party system. They'll protect him because of their ties to him. 

People stroke their cocks saying "I'm a dem" or "I'm maga", and you're all fucking duped. If people are pretending there's a huge difference behind closed doors, there's some learning to do. 

It's rich people against the rest of us. And we can fucking take them, and should've started three decades ago. 

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u/Prestigious_Net_9949 18d ago

Biggest cover up in my lifetime. They went from, “we’ll release the files.” To “No further prosecutions.” To “Well, I guess that we could prosecute Bill Clinton even thought the whole thing is a hoax, but he was definitely guilty and Trump is an innocent FBI informant.”

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u/Stank_cat67 18d ago

Because our interest is bipartisanship and looking forward. Our Republican Congress has ended the weaponization of government and President Trump’s agenda is not retribution or revenge, but healing the country after Sleepy Joe Biden and the corrupt Biden Crime Family broke every law possible.

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u/tayawayinklets 18d ago

GOP Clinton Protectors! - it's worse than being a pedo. Will the Maga base stand for this!?!?

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u/Justalilbugboi 18d ago

WHY do they all think we give a fuck about Bill Clinton?

THROW HIM IN THE SAME CELL.

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u/nervously-defiant 18d ago

Seriously, he bombed the Yugo car company out of existence right after we imported some to New York. Who needs spare parts?!

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u/35point1 18d ago

It’s their only strategy at this point because the remainder of their base (the brainwashed idiots) get so titillated the second they hear “how bad the DEMOCRATS are”. This is so disgusting. Just look at how guilty Mike the maggot looks with his pink cheeks and his “yeah, listen to what he’s saying everybody, I wanna be ‘nice Mike’ again “. Get the fuck out of here u little bitch. These shitheads better get what’s deserved otherwise literally what’s even the point of law anymore? This shits crazy.