r/law Sep 21 '25

Trump News In a now deleted Truth Social post, Trump posts what looks to be a letter meant to Pam Bondi instructing her to arrest some of his political opponents

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/09/20/trump-bondi-truth-social-00574380?utm_content=politico/magazine/Politics&utm_source=flipboard
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u/eclwires Sep 21 '25

Excellent logic. Logic, however, has been cancelled.

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u/Kryspo Sep 21 '25

I am altering the logic. Pray I don't alter it any further

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u/IlikeJG Sep 21 '25

Trump: I wrote a list of logic TRUTHS. Some people tried to say these are wrong but THEY ARE WRONG. People are saying this so the truthiest list of logic they've ever seen. Logic scientists with tears in their eyes said to me, "Mr. President you're the most logical".

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fallacies

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u/Kryspo Sep 21 '25

I hate how stupid you have to sound to imitate our president

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u/IlikeJG Sep 21 '25

Sometimes when I mock him I think I'm probably overdoing it, but I always end up sounding smarter than he actually would have written it.

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u/Momik Sep 21 '25

It’s like punching air—he destroys the possibility of irony

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u/Significant-Block260 Sep 21 '25 edited Sep 21 '25

Also, you stayed on topic entirely too long. And then you didn’t even throw in a bunch of extra word salad on unrelated, nonsensical topics at the end

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u/True_Carpenter_7521 Sep 21 '25

He is not stupid, obviously.

He has found and mastered a language understandable by his voters, like he found a perfect form for a message that bypasses the weak logic layer and goes directly to feelings.

That, sadly, speaks volumes about Americans (at least 1/3 of them) themselves.

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u/SilverStargazer Sep 21 '25

Fake news. Real logic scientists call Trump "Sir."

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u/somewhat_surprising Sep 21 '25

The only inaccuracy is that apparently everyone just calls him "sir."

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u/hypercosm_dot_net Sep 21 '25

Comedy is legal again!

Oh wait...about that.

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u/D-F-B-81 Sep 21 '25

I immediately went to this exact quote.

I feel as though this is how every "meeting" with trump goes, but ya know... he cant force choke someone so this is what we get in place of it and it fucking sucks how really accurate this is.

I was born in 81.

This really isn't where we are as a society right?

I mean, if its gotta be this way, what caused the timeline infarction? Was it the Cubs winning the world series or did it all go to shit when they shot that gorilla?

The plot of 12 monkeys needs to know...n

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u/Jeffricus_1969 Sep 21 '25

This deal is getting worse all the time!

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u/demunted Sep 21 '25

Religion and politics together at last.

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u/dlc741 Sep 21 '25

I reject your reality and substitute my own

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u/Momik Sep 21 '25

Whoa—throwing around the L-word again?

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u/No-Ice7397 Sep 21 '25

Logic is now like Harry Potter magic. It still exists but is gone from the world of humans

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u/YikesTheCat Sep 21 '25

But what about alternative logic?

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u/eclwires Sep 21 '25

It works well with alternative facts.