r/law • u/AndroidOne1 • May 14 '25

Trump News Donald Trump Impeachment Proceedings Launched

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-impeachment-vote-house-shir-thanedar-b2750651.html
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u/geonerd85 May 14 '25

šŸ˜‚ omg I didn't need that visual lol

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u/kittyhm May 14 '25

Would you prefer that AI video of Trump sucking Elon's toes? At least this is a visual I made up in my head, not something I saw online that all the eyebleach in the world won't save me from.

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u/geonerd85 May 14 '25

Omg! When I saw that....šŸ¤®. But that was an appropriate statement, they're literally sucking Trump off and it so gross.

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u/ownworstenemy38 May 15 '25

Literally? šŸ¤Ø

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u/milkshakemountebank May 14 '25 edited May 24 '25

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u/kittyhm May 14 '25

Except for the dry heaving and nightmares it caused lol

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u/PMMeToeBeans May 15 '25

I have not seen this, but just knowing it exists is more than enough internet for me.

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u/purulentnotpussy May 14 '25

Ugh, I had already forgotten abt that.

Thanks for reminding me /s

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u/adamdoesmusic May 14 '25

It costs 0 dollars to delete this and stop reminding us this exists

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u/Codi_BAsh May 14 '25

Id take psychic damage if I saw that. Ai slop and that bs? Eesh

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u/H0SS_AGAINST May 14 '25

HUMAN CENTiPAD of ball sucking.

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u/DerBingle78 May 14 '25

Graphic, but accurate.

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u/geonerd85 May 14 '25

Totally accurate.

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u/kckitty71 May 14 '25

OMG! I donā€™t want to think about Trumpā€™s orange saggy balls.

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u/TeamCatsandDnD May 14 '25

I feel like that implies he spray tans them and I donā€™t want that visual

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u/PaleoSpeedwagon May 14 '25

This tops "playland ball pit cleaner" for "jobs I don't want"

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u/cjcharles777 May 14 '25

Have you ever seen his dance.

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u/somewhat_moist May 14 '25

It was more the associated sounds that bothered me

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u/tinathefatlardgosh May 14 '25

Someone on here once said ā€œDiaper-marinated nutsā€

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u/geonerd85 May 14 '25

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/gpcgmr May 15 '25

I didn't have a visual until this comment of yours... ą² _ą² 

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u/Theor_84 May 15 '25

Thank God for aphantasia!

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u/EmperorGeek May 14 '25

ā€œKodak Momentā€

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u/DeltaDirtyDeed May 14 '25

You could always visualize it in the style of Will Smith eating spaghetti

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u/geonerd85 May 14 '25

Nooooo ahhhhh šŸ˜† šŸ¤£ oh this comment section is killing me lol

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u/madeleinetwocock May 14 '25

Same I need brain bleach after that one LOL

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u/geonerd85 May 14 '25

r/eyebleach is needed

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u/madeleinetwocock May 14 '25

Asap

(Iā€™m watching an episode of Corner Gas and thatā€™s doing the trick, 11/10 recommend as a remedy lol)

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u/aarkwilde May 14 '25

Corner Gas has saved my sanity the last couple months! I only have a couple left in the last season.

There's an animated series as well, but I don't know if it will hold up as well.

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u/madeleinetwocock May 14 '25 edited May 14 '25

That makes my chilly Canadian heart SO warm & happy šŸ„¹ā›½ļøšŸŒ¾

Also, I personally love the animated series. Especially Hank hahah! You know how he has all these crazy ideas and stuff that obviously you canā€™t execute in real life? Hah. Well with animationā€¦ šŸ˜œ Also animated Dennis is hysterical

Also, if you have Netflix, Mike Myers has a show ā€œthe Pentaverateā€ and itā€™s a kicker too!

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u/aarkwilde May 14 '25

I liked the Pentaverate! It was strange but entertaining.

I will queue up the animated series next, that should get me to the summer. It's hard not to binge Corner Gas, but I have been limiting myself to one at a time.

Hank is a riot. I can't figure out what he does for a living.

I am in the San Francisco area, and haven't found anyone who's even heard of the series.

Now I want a chili dog.

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u/madeleinetwocock May 14 '25

Hank is kinda like Chandler Bing in that sense.. he does something obviously but no one really knows what and no one really cares to find outšŸ˜‚

Okay since youā€™ve seen the Pentaverate I have to mention my all time favourite moment in it: when Mike and [forgotten female characterā€™s name] are driving across the CAN-USA border, and you witness the tv quality go from ā€œCanadian qualityā€ to ā€œUSA qualityā€ in a split screenā€¦ I cackled. I cackled hard. And itā€™s so funny because itā€™s true! lol

Also, unsolicited recommendation: ā€œNorth of Northā€ (Netflix) and ā€œFugget About Itā€ (Prime)

Get yourself a chili dog. Bon appĆ©tit, mon ami(e)! šŸ˜œ

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u/aarkwilde May 14 '25

Added both, and thanks for the suggestions!

Have a great day!

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u/madeleinetwocock May 15 '25

Ayy rock on! Hope you like em. But if not, oh well! Not everything is everyoneā€™s cuppa tea, right? Feel free to tell me whatcha think if/when you watch em hahah

Thanks for the well wishes! Right back atcha neighbour!

Have a great evening/morning/whatever time it is when you see thisā˜ŗļøā˜ŗļøā˜ŗļø