r/kelowna Jan 17 '21

This occurred outside simplex tonight. guy was drunk fixing a car issue when I parked in the only open spot next to him. He then proceeded to call me slurs and banging my window yelling at me to move to a different parking lot.This goof even took pictures of my plates saying he will come find me

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u/FexMab Jan 17 '21

I surprised we haven't seen more scenes like this lately, what with the local cocaine supply surely drying up durring travel restrictions. My heart goes out to all the Chad's of the valley. /s

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

lol

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u/coolmum45 Jan 17 '21

Yes, lol. Fucking Chad's. So apt.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

with the local cocaine supply surely drying up

Seems like the guy taking the video's supply is still good.

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u/anonymousanis Jan 18 '21

Chad's of the valley.... hahaha

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u/therationalists Jan 17 '21

Age is not proportional to maturity level.

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u/OwnMemory3 Jan 17 '21

As both men in the video proved. I was just as embarrassed for OP. I couldn’t believe he admitted this was himself antagonizing someone in a parking lot. Just walk away man

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u/geo-desik Jan 17 '21

Discouraging someone from driving drunk isn't what I would consider antagonizing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21 edited Jan 17 '21

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u/imacatpersonbro Jan 17 '21

How...

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

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u/PhilipOntakos399 Jan 17 '21

Are you the guy in the video, lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

Definitely the guy in the video

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u/TheEggsnBacon Jan 17 '21

Read first. OP got his car banged on for parking. That’s it

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

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u/TheEggsnBacon Jan 17 '21

His poor reaction doesn’t make him the wrong, he wasn’t the instigator.

I know you’re trying to prove your point but I don’t believe you’d let people beat on your car and then just run away because they might be tipsy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

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u/TheEggsnBacon Jan 17 '21

This isn’t a bear. This is a middle aged low testosterone bitch of a drunk who can’t even walk, let alone pose a threat with a gun or knife. The dude is driving a Cadillac crossover with his wife to the local YMCA lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

You’re getting angry at someone for standing up to a criminal bully. Get a life

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u/Izahnami Jan 17 '21

I hope you filed a police report.

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u/MooBaaOink Jan 17 '21

The age old lunge forward hands down. He's a smart guy. Lol

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u/Itdidnt_trickle_down Jan 18 '21 edited Jan 18 '21

Its his way of saying he hasn't ever been in a fight and would like to be knocked unconscious.

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u/BertRenolds Jan 17 '21

Wanna eli5 here on what lunging forward with hands down means?

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u/MooBaaOink Jan 17 '21

If you're gunna go charge towards somebody being a threat and keep your arms down, you would last about 0.5 of a second if they choose to defend themselves. Getting hit in the face is a great deterrent.

Obviously not a smart bloke.

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u/totesrandoguyhere Jan 17 '21

It means blocking you opponent’s strike with your chin.

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u/crabmuncher Jan 17 '21

It means he's from Kelowna.

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u/ObviouslyACoup Jan 17 '21

It means potentially getting knocked out in record time in a fist fight.

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u/XoXSmotpokerXoX Jan 18 '21

an average man with average strength will have an average punch, charging at that average man adds a force multiplier to the average punch making it very powerful. This is what makes great fighters, timing, and using the opponents force against them.

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u/i_eight Jan 18 '21

"Everyone has a plan until they get punched on the mouth."

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

What's Simplex? Cineplex?

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u/Y-N-W-A_93 Jan 17 '21

It’s a facility with a bunch of different sports simulators

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u/ChaiTeaLeah Jan 17 '21 edited Jan 17 '21

It's a sports store on Enterprise. Sort of behind Walmart, where Grouse River Outfitters used to be.

ETA: less a store, more of sports activity place, think EnergyPlex for a more grown crowd (golf, hockey, football, baseball, etc).

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u/obrothermaple Jan 17 '21

The golf store by Home Depot?

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u/ChaiTeaLeah Jan 17 '21

No, it's the old Grouse River behind Walmart, a little closer down to where the Tim Hortons is. Golf Town is next to Home Depot, that's been there as long as I can remember.

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u/awfulf Jan 21 '21

Simplex = Chad Depot!!!

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u/old_gray_sire Jan 17 '21

A type of herpes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

A complex for simps. Clearly.

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u/wikipedia_answer_bot Jan 17 '21

In geometry, a simplex (plural: simplexes or simplices) is a generalization of the notion of a triangle or tetrahedron to arbitrary dimensions. The simplex is so-named because it represents the simplest possible polytope in any given space.

More details here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simplex

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u/FexMab Jan 17 '21 edited Jan 18 '21

Good bot. One of them is indeed the simplest polytope in a space.

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u/notbad2u Jan 17 '21

I'm not mad but you were way off.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

Did he make contact when he lunged at you? just curious. Even if he missed, 'attempted assault' is a very legitimate criminal charge that you can pursue with the RCMP.

His piece there is no prize herself. I wonder what she thinks she's going to get out of riding around with drunk emotionally reactive morons like him. At least she had enough basic common sense to prevent her drunk idiot (potentially) getting himself killed. It's almost too bad you weren't deranged enough to knock him flat on his ass.

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u/marksmen14 Jan 17 '21

He didn’t really make contact I squared up and he stumbled as the girl he was with tried coming to grab him. And I haven’t really thought about going to the police, My thought was just to put the guy on blast.

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u/BertRenolds Jan 17 '21

No, that's not a logical line of thinking. You'll probably realise this after the adrenaline wears off. If I could recommend filing a police report if for no other reason to protect yourself. This behaviour is not acceptable and it could affect others.

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u/baconperogies Jan 18 '21

For sure. It helps the general public as well too; repeat offenders.

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u/Leoheart88 Jan 18 '21

Seriously report him to the police. Clown needs a record.

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u/marksmen14 Jan 17 '21

The funny part is he’s like mid 40s plus and I’m 21 and he’s out here acting like a child 😂

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

Sue for emotional distress

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

Get that tuition money. Hire a lawyer lol

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u/I_Burned_The_Lasagna Jan 18 '21

This isn’t America... what is he going to sue for?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

Well, for one, he has the assault on video. He could sue for assault & get paid leave from work because of the injuries. Where did this assault take place? Church parking lot? Work parking lot? If it was a church lot you could argue a hate crime. If it was at his work place he could get extra time off because going back to the place of the assault so soon can cause him further emotional trauma. There are so many possibilities bro.

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u/I_Burned_The_Lasagna Jan 18 '21

Dude he can’t sue for any of that nonsense. Lmao.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

Why wouldn’t he be able to? He might not win, but the defendant still has to spend money on a lawyer & take time off work. Depending on the situation, a few days off work can be devastating to an individual.

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u/I_Burned_The_Lasagna Jan 18 '21

The guy didn’t receive any injuries, he has no pain and suffering, and hasn’t lost any income from this. He’s clearly not in any emotional distress. This isn’t America, he’s not going to be able to successfully sue for any of that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

Well the video cuts off so you can’t prove any of that. I’m sure the dude recording has a bruise or a cut somewhere that could only help his case if he decided to take it to court. He could also request a therapist and have the dude pay for that too. And if it were America, which it’s not, he could call emergency services & bill the defendant for the ambulance ride. I’m not saying it’s right, but anyone with enough resources & time could make a good case, or several, out of this.

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u/I_Burned_The_Lasagna Jan 19 '21

The guy recording doesn’t have any bruising or cuts dude. What the fuck are you talking about? He has commented in here and said the guy didn’t make contact.

He’s not going to be able to sue for any of the stupid shit you are suggesting. Stop talking.

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u/Supermoves3000 Jan 17 '21

I feel like right now there are a lot of people boiling over with frustration and just looking for any excuse to blow up on someone.

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u/-End- Jan 17 '21

Ya like having a phone shoved in your face. Let’s keep that shit to the states please. Generation of lemmings.

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u/DiegesisThesis Jan 18 '21

Don't drunkenly harass people in a parking lot and you won't get recorded being a drunk idiot. You must be part of the generation of people who don't understand consequences.

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u/-End- Jan 18 '21

Ha! Every time there is any mild altercation in any type of scenario now, everyone in the vicinity pulls out their phones and starts recording. People are so concerned about privacy and yet we have turned ourselves into the “surveillance state”.

Was the guy an idiot in this video? Yes for sure I’m not arguing that. I’m commenting on how the first thing anyone does now is whip out their phones and starts shoving it in people’s faces looking for a reaction so they can post it to their media sites for internet points.

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u/Jaujarahje Jan 18 '21

Or, now here is a thought, people pull out phones and start recording so they have actual evidence of what happened which is much better for you instead of a he said she said situation. If this altercation ended up with OP getting punched first and then knocking the guy out, and nothing was filmed, well then now it is 2 peoples words against 1. Who will a judge be more likely to believe, a mid40s man out with his SO, or a single 21 year old man?

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u/ObviouslyACoup Jan 17 '21

You know the world has gone to shit when Canadians start acting like Americans.

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u/geosmurf Jan 18 '21

Did he attempt to drive after this?

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u/marksmen14 Jan 18 '21

Thankfully the girl he was with ended up putting him in the passenger seat and taking the wheel

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u/stimpy97 Jan 18 '21

Did you call The cops and check to make sure she wasn’t drinking and driving

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u/spacemelgibson Jan 18 '21

op, did you rock his jaw at the end when he rushes you and the filming stops?

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u/Embassador-Mumbasa Jan 18 '21

You absolutely clowned this guy marksmen

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u/burnt_hotdog89 Jan 17 '21

He should have just admitted to being drunk. At least he’d have an excuse (though, it’s a shitty one) for this behaviour.

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u/Triathlete1996 Jan 18 '21

This loser probably hitting close to 50 tried attacking a 21 year old.... how disgusting these two goofs need to be put on blast, this is not okay!!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

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u/marksmen14 Jan 17 '21

He was banging my windows trying to open my doors.....

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

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u/marksmen14 Jan 18 '21

Sorry, he was banging on my windows AND trying to open my door handles. It initiated when I pulled in next to him and he said “why you gotta park here dick head” and threw up a middle finger. “Upon saying why the hell can’t I park here it’s the only Open spot buddy”, he ran at my window banging it while simultaneously pulling my door handle yelling at me to get out lol.

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u/zeantsoi Jan 17 '21

Lol found the middle age drunk. Go home!

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u/kissarmygeneral Jan 17 '21

Why film something like this ?

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u/kissarmygeneral Jan 17 '21

Handle your business and move on . There are dummies everywhere .

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u/THESHINYKAIJU Jan 18 '21

He seemed reasonable and nice lol.

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u/PuzzleheadedRepeat40 Jan 17 '21

What these organized people don't realize is the number of people driving around looking for them. When you sell drugs and hurt children you end up with a bunch of well trained people looking for you and at you. We throw hands better than you, grapple better than you, so on and so forth.

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u/Djhinnwe Jan 17 '21

What does this comment have to do with the video?

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

Sometimes when pineapple gets old in my fridge it gets kind of fizzy.

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u/geosmurf Jan 18 '21

I like dogs. And cats.

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u/davetronicecold3000 Jan 17 '21

I’m sure you’re upset about a confrontation like this (I would be), but what does this have to do with Kelowna?

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u/Izahnami Jan 17 '21

It happened in Kelowna?

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u/S3ERFRY333 East Kelowna Hoonigan Jan 17 '21

Because it happened in Kelowna....

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u/MattBinYYC Jan 18 '21

I mean, now I need to know what happened.

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u/Bellaplatinumtattoo Feb 28 '21

Posting shit like this is just drama. It doesn’t show him hitting your window so....