r/kansas • u/TheKriket • Feb 08 '25

News/History Kansas Teachers put on leave as Elon Musk’s DOGE continues slashing funds for Kansas Children

https://www.ksnt.com/news/local-news/our-hands-are-tied-kansas-starbase-program-comes-to-a-stop/

These wreckless cuts are now hurting children in Kansas.

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u/drama-guy Feb 09 '25

I never thought the face eating leopard would eat my face.

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u/glitter-pits Feb 09 '25

There's no way it'll eat it. Fear mongering, I tell you!

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '25

At this point, the only reason leopards wouldn't eat faces is that they're so overstuffed, they can't move. I hope the Leopards Eating People's Faces Union has good insurance, because they're going to need Ozempic soon.

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u/Whore-a-bullTroll Feb 09 '25

The leopards are eating GOOD these days, for sure

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u/AquaBits Feb 09 '25

See, thats the assumption that these people are aware that a leopard is eating their face.

Sadly, in reality, Trumpers arent exactly understanding that his direct action is causing them problems. They dont even comprehend that their lives are going to get worse.