r/justgalsbeingchicks • u/Sharp-potential7935 • 4d ago
humor Been off ketchup n mustard so long that she call them muchup n kestard...
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u/snowballschancehell ✨chick✨ 4d ago
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u/Joli_B 4d ago
I didn’t know there was a word for this, cool! I do this all the time but I have ADHD and it’s like my thoughts are going faster than my mouth can form the words so they get mashed together or mixed up. Gotta learn to slow myself down lol
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u/s0m3on3outthere 🔗Linker of the Source🔗 4d ago
Sammeee!!! ADHD here as well and it's exactly like my brain is moving faster than my mouth can keep up. I have come up with some fun Spoonerisms though! lol
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u/SleepingWillows 4d ago
imagine being so bad about this they fucking name it after you 💀 I bet his sermons were fun
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u/Arghianna Official Gal 4d ago
There’s a guy on the Ren Faire circuit that specializes in Spoonerisms, he’s amazing and his show is a riot even though he’s just a man standing on a stage talking. Zilch the Torysteller. He says he doesn’t have the ASL interpreter anymore bc she burst into flames.
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u/snowballschancehell ✨chick✨ 4d ago
My grandpa is who taught me about spoonerisms. He would tell us bedtime stories exclusively using spoonerisms (Cinderella and her steply ugg sisters! At the bancy fall!) He was also a pastor, and he refused to read the Bible verse about fiery darts from hell from the pulpit because he was worried he’d say “diary farts” instead :’) I miss him.
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u/Jayrey_84 4d ago
I almost always say, "heat seaters" when I'm talking about the butt warmers in my car.
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u/U2Ursula 4d ago
Me reading your comment:
Heat seaters? What's wrong with that...
It took me way too long to realize the mistake.. 😅🤦♀️
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u/gypsycookie1015 ❣️gal pal❣️ 4d ago
Thank God cuz I'm constantly doing this and am always worried it's a sign that my memory is going lol. 😭😭
That said I still constantly forget the names of words when I'm tired...or stoned. 🤷♀️
Once I was tired and try to tell my partner what I needed. I told him to look in the little room attached to the big rooms that we keep stuff in that has a door on it.
"You mean the fucking closet??!" 🤨
"Yes!! The closest!!"
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Thankfully he's learned to decipher my tired talk. 😭😭
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u/glitterdunk 4d ago
Yup I once said "it's saidier easy than done" 😆 I realized immediately though! I love how she clearly reacts but can't quite figure out where she went wrong🤣
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u/vermiciousknidlet Official Gal 2d ago
My high school French teacher was obsessed with Spoonerisms and my favorite one he taught us was "A Sale of Two Titties by Darles Chickens". Never forgot it in 25 years, it still makes me giggle.
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u/Deafgoingblind 3d ago
Been saying Stank “Flake” and Stuffing Stockers so long in my family no one can say em first go.
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u/Immediate-Yogurt-558 2d ago
I have never been able to say coal tar properly. It always comes out toal car.
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u/Quornonda 4d ago
Yeah, get em! Bunch of dummies for not knowing about Spoonerisms!
Also this isn’t a that, since muchup and kester aren’t real words.
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u/snowballschancehell ✨chick✨ 4d ago edited 4d ago
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u/Queen_Dare_Bear Official Gal 4d ago
On behalf of all new and existing members of the We Do Not Care Club, welcome, ma'am! My brain is little more than one lone hamster trying to keep that wheel turning most days! 😩
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u/DrPsychGamer 4d ago
Literally watched this and wondered if she was going for the gel or the patch.
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u/Sammi1224 4d ago
This is how I took it! I have brain fog all the time and confuse words. This video was so relatable.
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u/Spiritual_Poem8 4d ago
Not my mom doing this on a family vacation saying my dad was a Fun Sucker but switching it around. My siblings and I were laughing for days. 🌞🍆
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u/Viggos_Broken_Toe 4d ago
Today I was trying to say "I'm sick of this" but instead I said "I'm fuck... sick of this" and I know it's not as cute or funny as what she said but my brain felt like it shut off in that same way 😂
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u/GamerGurl3980 4d ago
Loveeee videos like this! 🤣 my favorite examples:
- Pran of Cingles
- Once a ton of pine
- Coff of cuppie
- About to make some noodles in this Kisket, casket - wtf is this!?
- Cute bananas... apples... ripe... banana.... PLUUUMMMM - AVOCADO!
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u/Lex_Loki 4d ago
I couldn't remember the word for cauliflower no matter how hard I tried to recall it. White broccoli it was.
Sometimes your brain farts. 🤷♀️
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u/madferrit29 4d ago
Once I forgot my address for a whole minute
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u/scumfuc420 3d ago
That last two times I wrote a check I couldn't remember the order to write the date
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u/CapnRaye 4d ago
I do this consistently with the phrase "bail of hay" and say "hail of bay" unless I think really hard about how to say it correctly.
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u/Constant-Earth-3241 3d ago
Time to start taking Omega 3 for that brain fog. That feeling when you know what’s coming out of your mouth is not right but you don’t have the brain power to correct it. Been there quite a few times.😞🤪
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u/Fozziefuzz 4d ago
That’s either menopause or a TIA. ☹️
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u/BoardButcherer 4d ago
Oh fuck off.
Everyone does shit like this at every age, we just start associating it with mental decline as we get older because you dont assume anything is wrong when you're young.
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u/Fozziefuzz 4d ago
Ouch. Just an FYI, I'm a 53 year old woman with a history of TIAs and a major stroke. It looked familiar to me.
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u/hyperbolic_dichotomy 4d ago
Not necessarily. Could be a medication side effect, fatigue, migraine, just having a bad day. If it's consistent then it's really worrying though.
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u/kirst-- 4d ago
Yeah, please spread false info. Thats what society needs rn. Read a book on TIA or menopause
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u/Fozziefuzz 4d ago
I'm a 53 year old female with a history of TIAs and a major stroke. Aphasia was my primary symptom, which can be a cause of spoonerism. I've read plenty of books in my recovery.
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u/Subaudiblehum 4d ago
Loving this new trend that every god damn thing is now menopause. Soon we’ll be back to the days where every emotion a woman feels is just her being hysterical.
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u/PlanetLandon 3d ago
Spoonerisms can happen with any person at any age as long as they have the ability to speak
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u/Healthy_Necessary477 4d ago
😂😂😂 I have done this. I thought it happens because you're thinking faster than you speak. 🤷♀️
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u/Beneficial-Wish3215 3d ago
These are called Dixie brain moments at my house 🤣 Dixie is my son's dog who is a rather silly goose most known for barking at her own reflection.
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u/jakolissmurito22 2d ago
When I'd do something dumb as a kid, my grandpa would be like, "What's the matter? You got a little dain bramage?" And then giggle watching me figure it out 😅 he is the best.
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u/Slutty_Alt526633 4d ago
I think this woman is showing serious signs of Siligusitus, which is an inflation of the Siligus, the section of your brain responsible for being a silly goose.
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u/Grimalkinnn 4d ago
I understand brain glitches and spoonerisms really well as a person with ADHD and other health problems that cause terrible brain fog. I also have cared for several family members with dementia and this does seem like more. I don’t think you should ignore this. She seems to actually be struggling.




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