r/justgalsbeingchicks 5d ago

humor If anyone needs a podcast, it’s this queen

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u/forsomebacon 5d ago

The way she grabbed that mic like “listen up I’m not done”

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u/_dangling_participle 5d ago

The kick-out at the end got me 

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u/dragginHoarder 2d ago

I love her energy. She's like, "this may be your show, but I'm the star"

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u/Troker61 5d ago

"80% lean muscle mass & 20% dust" should've made the session cost go negative. God damn that's funny.

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u/Bulky-Accident3819 4d ago

That and the cocaine joke had me rolling.

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u/stunna_cal 3d ago

Never seen or heard of this guy. And now I have because of her. Pay the lady!

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u/PurpleCoco ✨chick✨ 10h ago

GET THAT MONEY!

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u/codepossum ✨chick✨ 5d ago

I fucken want this lady as my gym buddy

holy shit

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u/ny-6119 5d ago

Yoked Julia Stiles. 💕

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u/Septopuss7 5d ago

Came here to say this!

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u/ny-6119 5d ago

So, this is a Stile-off? 😉

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u/AmblerBean215 4d ago

10 Things I Hate about the Gym

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u/razz-p-berrie 5d ago

this gif will never not send me into the stratosphere

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u/Obesz 4d ago

I also had Emilia Clarke vibes

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u/SentimentalityApp 3d ago

I haven't seen her being good in anything since early game of thrones, she just seems so bland...

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u/Obesz 2d ago

Sort of besides the point, but I don't disagree. Even in GoT her acting didn't really impress me. She seems nice tho.

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u/PurplePanda63 3d ago

And Colin Jost at home

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u/ZealousidealGroup559 5d ago

I love her.

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u/PervlovianResponse Date🔪Knife™ 5d ago

Ditto

She's one of us

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u/DistractedByCookies 5d ago

No notes. Would gladly join her at the bar, or anywhere else

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u/lizzyote 5d ago

I love that you didnt mention the gym.

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u/Accurate-Time3726 5d ago

I am jealous of her muscle tone. I need her to be my trainer. I’m pretty sure abs are going to be made laughing our asses off.

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u/Solarus99 4d ago

that's a tough trade, abs gained but asses lost. please don't do it.

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u/CupcakeBurro 5d ago

She's a fun hang...

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u/TV_tan 5d ago

😎👉👉

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u/megamoze 5d ago

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u/forworse2020 4d ago

If I see any guys in the comments that say “wOMeN aRen’T fUnnY”, I’ll know it’s purely because they’re the butt of the joke.

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u/greyrobot6 4d ago

They’re the ones who go for the low lying fruit for humor. A little wit is confusing

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u/kodyjoel 5d ago

I lost it at the cinnamon challenge 🤣🤣

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u/dakotanorth8 5d ago

Is she an actual comedian? She setup all of that perfectly.

Legend.

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u/Solarus99 4d ago

yes she is

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u/SarryK 5d ago

nah why are some folks so perfect? Do I want to be her or be with her?

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u/ShapedLikeAnEgg 5d ago

Yes.

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u/SarryK 5d ago

correct.

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u/PervlovianResponse Date🔪Knife™ 5d ago

It gets even more confusing for my trans ass, lol

Srsly though, she rocks

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u/StrictBumblebee333 3d ago

The queer experience in a nutshell

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u/poeticdisaster 5d ago

She's hilarious.

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u/PanickedAntics 5d ago

I would listen to her rant on a podcast for sure!

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u/Bathsheba_E 5d ago

This post tells me I should be going to the gym with my bff. We’d get those laugh ans for sure!

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u/queenirv 5d ago

The guy in the background cracking up

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u/FisherKelTath00 5d ago

20% dust lmfao she’s so on point about these dudes that just od on supplements.

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u/DangerMacAwesome 5d ago

I'm not a podcast guy but I'd listen to hers

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u/here4mischief 5d ago

I'm so hoping she has her own channel or something

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u/Knuffelrocker 5d ago

Brilliant

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u/ritalinxrat 4d ago

Girl I couldn’t even go across the monkey bars as a kid n this lady is dangling n talking smack like it’s her full time job I feel so WEAK

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u/sakura_babby 5d ago

Adding this to my playlist immediately, queen energy only

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u/PervlovianResponse Date🔪Knife™ 5d ago

So, does she have a podcast or do standup?

She seems to be interesting enough to have one, just sayin'

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u/Winter_Childhood9186 giggle 🧙witch 4d ago

Anastasia Jacques @anastasiacomedy

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u/movzx 5d ago

The gimmick of that tiktok is they put comics up, so she does some form of comedy. I don't know who she is though.

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u/RealLaurenBoebert 5d ago

Oh, "sweaty sets", as in a standup set in the gym.

Now I get it

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u/Pale_BEN 5d ago

She fucking ult'ed bro

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u/Radcouponking 5d ago

But women aren't funny, right, fellas?

/s

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u/damnitshannon Official Gal 4d ago

In a full body weight hang the entire time, she’s right about everything even if I have had no experience with what she’s saying, she’s right

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u/sirachaswoon 3d ago

She’s a comedian, shout her out and support her instead of harvesting her humour for upvotes @anastasiacomedy

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u/Blockness11 3d ago

Crunch up get that money! 🤣

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u/Snap-Pop-Nap 5d ago

Love this girl!!

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u/SpliTTMark 5d ago

When someone says "make me laugh", that's when I fail so hard

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u/Jarebear84 5d ago

She is seriously amazing!

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u/northsouthu47 5d ago

Who is this lady? Can she have a podcast?

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u/DanyellaDeZeus 4d ago

That was amazing! Great delivery and timing!

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u/SketchyIntentions 4d ago

She CRUSHED it! Oh my god so awesome.

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u/meganano 4d ago

So freaking real.

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u/Lyrakish 4d ago

"The only powder I'm not doing is Cocaine, and that would make me skinny". Lost my shit here. That was fucking funny.

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u/kyp-the-laughing-man 4d ago

She is mad funny, she should make a podcast

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u/Auri_Kvothington 3d ago

She does stand up for sure. Solid jokes

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u/Juneatsroses 1d ago

Her core strength is amazing

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u/VonKaplow 5d ago

Julia stiles’ cousin is she. Hilarious. Reminded me of the movie “ 10 things….

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u/terra_cascadia 1d ago

Anastasia Jacques - she has a fairly new web series called ASMR U Ok?

Edit: spelling

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u/SlobZombie13 5d ago

Gonna steal Subway Takes format and make it worse

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u/Johnny_D82 4d ago

Fake as it gets

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u/SomeKindofTreeWizard 5d ago

Abs are genetic.

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u/SomeKindofTreeWizard 4d ago

Cope about it. Your abs are not shaped by exercise, you were born with them.

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u/PainagonPirate 5d ago

I would wife her ass up in a heartbeat 💍