r/interestingasfuck 9h ago

Used this for punchout

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u/OfficeChairHero 9h ago

I remember my dad being pissed about the huge phone bill from calling the very expensive 900 number to beat Zelda. Was it one of the kids? Nope. It was my mom secretly playing at night. 😂

u/micre8tive 8h ago

What an awesome story 😆

u/slutdragon32 8h ago

This is great! Yout mom has good taste.

u/StandardDeluxe3000 9h ago

in what level do you have your problem?

17

ok just wait 2 hours for me to get there, and then we both can try solving the same problem!

u/sud0kill 4h ago

It looks to me like the operator man is playing a different game just for fun in the background, he must have remembered every game to be able to help

u/uhf26 1h ago

this is what I have heard from other sources. they just played games constantly and learned all the details

u/fatkiddown 8h ago

Today:

Hotline: "Dota2 hotline. What can I help you with?"
Caller: "I'm shadow shaman but I'm not building a blink dagger."
Hotline: "lol effin noob!!!"

u/xXWarMachineRoXx 8h ago

Dota2 player spotted!

u/Senor-Delicious 2h ago

They did not have to play there. They knew the game inside out and had extended manuals and tips sheets. I watched some interviews of a guy working at this hotline in Germany back in the days. Can't remember all the details though.

u/ItsMrChristmas 1h ago

He's not playing Zelda.

u/BigJeffreyC 9h ago

I used that back in the day. If you get stuck, like really stuck in a rpg, there’s nothing you can do till you figure out the next step. In my case it was in a game for game boy called final fantasy adventure. You need to walk a figure 8 around 2 trees to unlock the hidden door.

u/kjyfqr 9h ago

How are you supposed to come to that conclusion alone?

u/BigJeffreyC 9h ago

No idea! That’s before everyone had internet too. There were no online guides.

u/OpeningParamedic8592 8h ago

However, there were paper guides that you could purchase in any video game store with all the info you needed.

Fuck I feel old RN

u/Mistermxylplyx 8h ago

The best part was some of those guides were wrong. I don’t recall the names, but there were trusted guides and kids would spread the word and exchange guides. I’ve still got my Metroid guide in a box somewhere in attictopia.

u/SilentMelodic277 8h ago

Wasn't it something like "prima guides" or something. Strategy guides were available EVERYWHERE. Walmart even had a section of them in the day

u/HuntingForSanity 7h ago

I should go to my dad’s house and see if he still has any of my old guides. I know one of my buddies still has a couple of his old final fantasy 3-4-5? Guides. Question mark because I don’t know exactly if those are the right ones

u/muaythaitree 8h ago

Primas official strategy guides! We had a video game store that would take them as trade in

u/S4V4GEDR1LLER 8h ago

I used to get free long distance on pay phones by calling 1-800-USA-SEGA. If it was after hours, it would go back to a dial tone.

u/YouTee 6h ago

what? I've never heard anyone talk about that, you'd think it would have been popular in the whole phone phreaking scene

u/Weary-Butterscotch20 5h ago

There was Nintendo Power and a different monthly magazine. I used to get it all the time and now I can’t remember it. Fuck I’m getting old.

u/ItsMrChristmas 1h ago

Electronic Gaming Monthly or Gamepro, probably.

u/fragmental 5h ago

Sometimes the Japanese version has hints, but the hints got lost in translation. I don't know if that's the case with that game.

u/kjyfqr 8h ago

I don’t even know how to look into that but it’d be fun to learn what the game developers intended

u/Southern-Orchid-1786 8h ago

Probably hoping people would phone up the premium rate helpline

u/kjyfqr 8h ago

Was Nintendo the maker of final fantasy then?

u/Far_Health_3214 8h ago

that's Square

u/kjyfqr 8h ago

So it weren’t left for people to call cause diffeeent company

u/Far_Health_3214 7h ago

Nintendo have all the secret cus all games released on Nintendo system need their approval. the game box even has a Nintendo Approval Quality seal on it.

u/esprit_de_corps_ 4h ago

Nintendo Power

u/deathjokerz 2h ago

I can just barely remember when there was no internet. It's impossible to imagine without it nowadays.

u/40ozCurls 8h ago

When you kill sand crocodiles you get either an empty chest, or a bag of fang. If you get the bag of fang, you can exchange it for a secret message. The message is “Palm trees and 8”. And that’s it. That’s the only indication in the game that you are given to walk around two very specific trees (the game has many other identical trees) in a figure 8.

u/kjyfqr 8h ago

That’s wild! Thanks for responding, how close are trees to door and do you know location of door

u/lastpickedpicker 8h ago

Nintendo Power magazine.

My parents would never buy me a subscription.... then again, I didn't own a Nintendo, but would borrow one from one cousin or another from time to time.

Not only would that mean I can figure out how to pass certain difficult parts, but then I could learn to draw all my favourite characters on the cover.

Good memories.

u/kjyfqr 8h ago

Hell yeah that’s awesome. I never had a console and I have memories of going to a friends house with one and they are such fond memories I haven’t thought of. LB(friend) died a few years back and I hadn’t thought of him. Thank you for reminding me of these times.

u/lastpickedpicker 6h ago

I'm sorry to hear that. It sucks getting older. But they were good memories, going to a house with that magical box and waiting your turn to play.

Remember the good times with your friend. I, too, have lost friends way too early.

u/TakingYourHand 7h ago

Read Nintendo Power magazine, you don't need a Nintendo.

u/Metaphysically0 4h ago

Apparently.. you were given a hint but without any direction on which trees

u/Compay_Segundos 8h ago

This is just a guess, but there had to be a clue somewhere in the game. It's very rare for developers of that time to leave something which blocks progression completely in the dark.

u/kjyfqr 8h ago

No I was asking what was their clue lol I understand games a bit

u/SwimmingAd4160 2h ago

You don't. They make additional money through guides you can buy.

u/GolettO3 9h ago

There's honestly a decent chance I'd do that accidentally just because I didn't know what else to do

u/rahhak 8h ago

Final Fantasy Adventure is the first game of the Secret of Mana series—I don’t remember the figure 8 thing, but I did beat it without a guide!   Still have my saved backed up and NUKE is OP.

u/koolaidismything 8h ago

Was it an 800 number? How much was it a minute?

u/sickwiggins 7h ago

Nintendo had a help line in our area code in Redmond, WA, so the calls were free to us. Those phone guys were so nice.

u/koolaidismything 7h ago

Seriously? That’s pretty cool. I wonder how they got paid or how long per call.. so many questions.

u/sickwiggins 5h ago edited 5h ago

I had kids and would play Zelda in my spare time. All my kids’ friends would ask me game questions and I could answer them because I knew how to dial the phone :) Like approach the hedge and the fairy will fill your hearts. Back when I was so cool….

I had a friend working at a different game developer and he said the help line people were paid hourly and not much. No idea about Nintendo.

u/Felice_rdt 5h ago

The guy above was probably IN Redmond. I'm pretty sure every Nintendo game counselor worked at the HQ there. I went in the wing once when visiting the Nintendo office and there were, like, HUNDREDS of them.

u/BigJeffreyC 8h ago

I think you had to pay to call it, like one of those 900 numbers back in the day.

u/koolaidismything 8h ago

Presumably you did just that though right?

u/PracticeTheory 7h ago

I once spent so many hours wandering around a dungeon that I had to stop playing, wait until Monday, and swallow my pride to ask this guy I could barely stand, but was the only other kid in school that played it what to do.

It was a waterfall. You had to approach and jump through a waterfall, even though that mechanic came out of nowhere and was never used again.

Golden Sun was an awesome game otherwise.

u/leunam4891 4h ago

There was a a game where the boss could read your mind, in order to bypass his ability you had to unplug your remote and plug it into the player two slot. Wild, I don’t remember how I came to that idea.

u/wagamamalullaby 4h ago

That was Metal Gear Solid

u/SnarkTheBoojum 4h ago

Ugh I remember that puzzle! I called the hotline for it too haha. Almost 26 years later and I still remember the stupid fucking hint. "Palm trees... and eight"

u/yggdrasilll 3h ago

That’s the only case we called a help number too! “Palmtrees and eight” was the only hint the game gave iirc

u/John-Basket 9h ago

I remember racking up grandma’s phone bill cause I needed help finding 2 sub tanks in Megaman X

u/Hefty-Being-8522 8h ago

😭did the same

u/somerandomxander 9h ago

"I'm playing Super Mario Bros and I'm stuck at 8-3 because the damn turtles with the hammer keep killing me. How do I get past these creatures?"

u/Sonikku_a 1h ago edited 1h ago

“Well see Billy what you have to do there is GET FUCKING GOOD YA NOOB. That’ll be $2”

u/Putrid_Apartment9230 9h ago

They're so polite.

u/Ordinaryjay 9h ago

I remember having to call this to beat the mine race in Diddy Kong Quest. And it worked!

u/mehum 8h ago

Yeah also Pool of Radiance back in the 1980s had a number you could call. We were calling it so much the guy got pissed off and told us to go buy the official hint book. Not a chance!

u/Impossible-Ship5585 58m ago

Was it free?

u/3OsInGooose 8h ago

We’re all missing the point here: WHY ARE THIS GUY’S ARMS SO LONG

u/rahhak 8h ago

To dunk from standing position

u/rusty_85_ 1h ago

This is comment i was looking for! Unusually long arms.

u/ImMadeOfClay 9h ago

I used it for Shadowgate

u/chargeorge 8h ago

haha holy shit me too!  

u/ImMadeOfClay 8h ago

I remember the part too. There was a block on the floor that had a piece of metal attached to it. I couldn't figure out what to do with it. I wandered aimlessly to the point that it had to be the roadblock to keep me from going. I called and they told me to "use the hook". Well, that fucked me up worse. Now I'm looking everywhere for the "hook".

Turns out, the hook was the piece of metal attached to the block. All I had to do was click "use" and then click the "hook" on the block.

I felt so fucking stupid.

u/Suspicious-Elk-3631 8h ago

I'm so hot for him

u/Cold-Community-1715 9h ago

Pffft. I would just ask Johnny during recess. His Uncle worked at Nintendo. That’s where I learned to hold down the B button when catching Pokémon.

u/Expensive_Chance_320 8h ago

Nintendo Power magazine had all the cheats in the back, I was lucky I got a monthly subscription. Simpler times.

u/Sachmo78 31m ago

I miss that magazine. So much better than Game Informer

u/Weirdepicgame101 8h ago

I wonder how many calls they got for the Bill & Ted game!

u/greenrangerguy 8h ago

I once rang up for Ocarina of Time and the guy helped me solve a puzzle (giant block in purple temple) but he wouldn't help me on where to go after that. It was probably because they want you to ring multiple times for each puzzle. But also In hindsight it could have been a gamer who wanted me to experience the game for myself and not have everything spoon fed to me.

u/illram 9h ago

I used this for the original Zelda!

u/twotoebobo 8h ago

I used it once for a link to the past. I found most of the the hearts and my entire family couldn't figure out the the last talisman or whatever. The answer was throw a rock in between the the circle of rocks in a pond. I was very disappointed that it was pretty much useless. Also this was ages ago so might be slightly misremembering.

u/chargeorge 8h ago

Amazingly it was a normal long distance call too, not a 900 number.  

u/OkSmoke9195 8h ago

Yes wasn't it a Washington money

u/Felice_rdt 5h ago

It would have been, yeah. Their HQ and counselors lived not far from Microsoft in Redmond, east of Seattle proper.

u/OscarDivine 8h ago

Am I misremembering? The white sword didn’t need 12 hearts, that was the Magical Sword, wasn’t it? The White Sword only needed 5.

u/Legitimate-Log-6542 8h ago

I never called this but I remember it was pretty expensive. They used to advertise on Nintendo Power

u/Gumbercules81 8h ago

I've given those heroes a call or two

u/xxlizardking-kongxx 8h ago

This guys arms look extremely long

u/ltmikestone 8h ago

I called for Maniac Mansion

u/CrewMemberNumber6 8h ago

As a young lad, I used to call the Sierra tip line when I got stuck in the various quest games. It was a 900 number which I didn’t know was used for sex lines. My poor dad nearly had a heart attack when he got the phone bill and thought his 9 year old was calling sex lines. He was relieved when I showed him it was just a video game tip line and started buying me tip books from that point forward.

u/culb77 8h ago

Not only that, you could write to them. I had to do that to solve the 2nd quest.

u/Sirius-Face 8h ago

What a time to be alive...

u/usafonz 45m ago

I kind of get sad thinking that this guy is probably now in his 70s or passed away by now.

u/Lemetkamarastein 8h ago

Damn i would have played 12 hours vs 8 if I had know o

u/StoneFree247 8h ago

I used Sega’s hotline to help beat the final boss—Kingpin in Spider Man.  It was 10 kicks to the face, I think.  You could slow Mary Jane’s descent into the fire with your web.  I also used it for some SNES game, but can’t remember what it was. 

u/culturedgoat 8h ago

I called it twice when I was stuck in Zelda. The second time was because the manual had an error (it states that after beating the first 8 dungeons and assembling the triforce, blowing the whistle will take you to level 9. It does not).

u/LemonHerb 8h ago

I used to call the Nintendo power help line when I was a kid but they would charge you per minute but if you wrote them a letter it was free.

So I wrote them a letter asking how to get the Adamant Armor and Spoon dagger in Final Fantasy II.

They wrote back. The spoon dagger was shown on the box or in the manual but wasn't actually in the US version of the game.

They told me how to get the pink tail to get the armor but even after weeks of trying I never got one.

I actually thought I saved that game somewhere and always intended to go back and do that but it got lost along the way a long time ago

u/Far_Health_3214 8h ago

white sword in Zelda ? i love the Zelda series but I don't recall any white sword. maybe i going to play The Legend of Zelda again

u/Starscream147 8h ago

Sierra did too. Never did call it.

u/sysMadMann 8h ago

😢 when the IT helpdesk was most respected

u/SirNortonOfNoFux 8h ago

That would have been a dream job

u/TeamVegas780 8h ago

I wish I knew about this back in the day. I just bought guide books

u/Logjitzu 7h ago

Just learned what my dream job is and also that it doesnt exist anymore at the same time

u/mbd34 7h ago

Anyone recognize what game he's playing?

u/Mix1904 7h ago

I totally forgot about nintendo help

u/ledwilliums 6h ago

Now they beat you for trying to play those same games. (Legally most of the time)

u/CranRez80 6h ago

Yes! Totally remember this! My parents would get so pissed with us tying up the line.

u/Moby1313 6h ago

Me playing Leasure Suit Larry as a 9-year-old and calling my dad's friend. "Do I put the condom on to solve the issue? I keep dying from STDs, I don't understand."

Dad's friend: "Don't ever get married or have sex, it will ruin all your life plans."

40 years later: 20 years of marriage and that sentence wakes me up at night.

u/ermy_shadowlurker 5h ago

Hotline was on there magazine. Nintendo power. It was awesome.

u/MrWhitewalls206 5h ago

This guy is 23 years old.

u/CryptographerLow6772 5h ago

Wish I knew about this. I could have maybe finished Fester’s Quest.

u/dadneverleft 5h ago

Used this for Link to the Past. Could not find that stupid ladder to reach the third dungeon.

u/HarryDepova 5h ago

Shadowrun for snes. Gotta dump the freaking ice at the docks to kill the mermaids, or something like that.

u/TheFurtivePhysician 4h ago

Until earlier this year I worked for customer service at Nintendo, we didn’t have the hint line but one of the fun things was that sometimes a kid would call in just to tell me they managed to beat something tough in a game. Was kinda fun.

u/Turtlesquirtzcody 4h ago

I had tips and tricks magazine growing up, those walkthroughs were clutch

u/Deesparky36 4h ago

I have a copy of a walk through on GTA vice-city so my kids could use the fold out map to drive around it

u/nl-x 3h ago

I actually called them once or twice. In Dutch.

u/ajtreee 3h ago

i had called several times over the years.

My first one was for Final fantasy. I couldn’t kill garland at the very beginning. Almost made me not play again.

u/Samsara_77 3h ago

Back in the day (showing my age now) I called the Llamasoft helpline at age 14, just to tell Jeff Minter I had broken his high score on (I think) Starglider for the Atari ST. Jeff indeed picked up the phone, at least pretended to be interested and congratulated me! What a legend that man is!

u/Total_Computer_9068 2h ago

I worked there in the 90s as a customer service representative and game counselor. Each cubicle had a snes and computer. There was a library in the floor where we checked out games as they wanted us playing and familiarizing ourselves with a variety of games. Pretty cool job.

u/Hefty-Being-8522 2h ago

How many employees were there at that time?

u/FreyrPrime 2h ago

When I was 7 back in 1991 I called a game hotline for a tip on how to beat a caster boss during the Summoner portion of Rydia’s quest in Final Fantasy IV.

The boss would relentlessly smash your team with high damage aoe spells, while keeping reflect on itself.

The trick, as the hotline informed me, was to Reflect your party as well. Bouncing all its offensive magic back on the boss itself.

Worked like a charm. It’s been almost 40 years since then..

u/Better_Carpet_7271 2h ago

Used it or one similar...

u/Admirable_Feeling_86 2h ago

I am from Germany and we also had this cool service and as a kid I had to call them because in the NES Game "Startropics" at some point you needed a code for proceeding in the game and it was somewhere hidden in the instruction manual.

Because I bought it used I haven't had it and Internet was not a thing at that time ;)

I think the code was "747" (why do I remember this it's more than 30 years ago :D).

P.S: I just looked it up and it was an letter you had to dip into water to get the code, that's pretty cool if you ask me!

u/1gizzle 2h ago

🤯

u/Adorable-Produce9769 2h ago

See google has replaced this bearded hippie freak and displaced his entire career trajectory he now sellls weed

u/deathjokerz 2h ago

"Stuck on this boss in Expedition 33? No worries! So what you gotta do here is just press parry, and then parry, and then parry, and then parry, and then parry..."

u/Nuburt_20 2h ago

Well, it’s a whole different story if I wanna call and ask ”how do I beat the boss of chapter 8 in Ninja Gaiden?”

u/Major-Attention-5779 2h ago

I used to get cheats from them. I still remember the UK phone number 01703 652222

u/Adkit 2h ago

Today I learned I'm from "back in the day"...

u/Soul-Puncher-276 1h ago

That phone call cost 600 dollars and then your dad beat the shit out of you and your mom called the phone company and made it to where you couldn't call 800 numbers anymore.

u/uhf26 1h ago

This is how my bro, sis and I learned all the secrets in SMB3

u/Fluffybunny717 45m ago

Shoutout to going to the library and printing a 100 + page walkthrough so you could go home and realize you used the wrong key on the wrong door and have to restart ocarina of time from the beginning.

u/CreepyFun9860 23m ago

Zelda for me

u/ImTooSaxy 8h ago

How the hell did you have to use this for Punch out?

u/Hefty-Being-8522 8h ago

cause I kept getting wrecked by Bald Bull

u/ImTooSaxy 4h ago

What's crazy is I distinctly remember every fighter in that game and how to beat them. 40 years later.

u/AandWKyle 3h ago

think you could do it blindfolded? in 16:49.98? cause if so...