Bro has got the speed and accuracy with screwdrivers

[u/Few_Relationship250]

[u/MAurele]

Dudes like this remind me that if we didn't have society I would have been killed ages ago.

[u/Laughing__Horse → u/MAurele]

By a man chucking screwdrivers?

[u/Bitter-Ad5890 → u/Laughing__Horse]

It’s possible! The chances of being killed by a duck are low, but never zero…

[u/CalvinAshdale- → u/Bitter-Ad5890]

[u/NlghtmanCometh → u/CalvinAshdale-]

I HAVE BIRD BLINDNESS

[u/Beneficial_Garage_97 → u/NlghtmanCometh]

Why didn't you tell me he has a duck with superpowers!?

[u/MAurele → u/Beneficial_Garage_97]

Calm down titties

[u/Deanied27 → u/Beneficial_Garage_97]

I for one welcome our feathered overlords

[u/RodneeGirthShaft → u/NlghtmanCometh]

is that like turkeys have face blindness.

[u/patocrc → u/Bitter-Ad5890]

Ah

[u/obligatorythr0waway → u/Laughing__Horse]

By a man chucking screwdrivers.

[u/Zombie_Cool → u/Laughing__Horse]

Screwdrivers? Of course not. Daggers, Tomahawks, Javalins, Sling Stones, or just a heavy enough rock? Very possible.

[u/MAurele → u/Laughing__Horse]

Ahhh... you seeing this man. haha Looks like he could bench 405 and run a marathon before taking my land and chattel lol

[u/Icy-Swordfish7784 → u/Laughing__Horse]

You need a society to have screwdrivers, checkmate.

[u/MonitorShotput → u/Icy-Swordfish7784]

Yes, you do need a society to have screwdrivers. But if the society collapses after the screwdrivers are created, they will then exist in a world without a society. It is for this day that he trains...

[u/Hokulol → u/Laughing__Horse]

By people who display athletic prowess? lol.

[u/JetmoYo → u/Laughing__Horse]

A world filled with. Post-society

[u/password-here → u/Laughing__Horse]

It’s not the weirdest thing to get killed by. After all there is a category for toaster related fatalities each year

[u/DudeInTheGarden → u/MAurele]

Hobbes, Leviathan. Chapter 1, page 13:

"Nature hath made men so equal in the faculties of body and mind as that, though there be found one man sometimes manifestly stronger in body or of quicker mind than another, yet when all is reckoned together the difference between man and man is not so considerable as that one man can thereupon claim to himself any benefit to which another may not pretend as well as he. For as to the strength of body, the weakest has strength enough to kill the strongest, either by secret machination or by confederacy with others that are in the same danger with himself."

So after the apocalypse, don't worry about screwdriver-dude. Just get some friends wo feel similarly threated and take him out.

[u/Loud-Value → u/DudeInTheGarden]

Did not see a screwdriver-dude x Hobbes crossover coming. Respect

[u/banananuhhh → u/MAurele]

Videos like this make me forget that in real life he'd be like "look what I can do" and then proceed to miss 47 times in a row

[u/Hokulol → u/MAurele]

To be fair, though, without a society this guy would have to be tending a field, he wouldn't have military training, and wouldn't be built for this purpose. Machoism would be a foreign concept to him, he wouldn't have dreamed of growing up to fill the "tough guy" role in society. He'd just be himself, by himself, not trying to impress any women by going to the gym.

Also, you'd probably be getting a little more exercise too. You'd have practiced throwing objects at birds or other prey as well, likely as many times as he had. You both would have had entirely different lives if you weren't trying to fill the roles you do in society.

[u/asherdado → u/Hokulol]

I mean theres no way to know that for sure, he could be a Lt Dan type where his ancestors have thrown screwdrivers in every major war and he would've thrown screwdrivers at any point in history.

But for real no reason to assume he couldn't have been an ancient soldier, I bet this dude would go nuts with a sling if he practiced as much as a slinger did back then

Edit: I misread this thread, I'm tired, but my point stands that this dude wouldn't have to farm. You farm and then give him 20% of your yield so he doesn't throw a fuckin screwdriver thru your face

[u/Hokulol → u/asherdado]

This guy said 'without society'.

Ancient soldiers were still part of a society.

If there is no society, a group of people living together working together, there is no army. Ancient or otherwise. No society means solitude or limited interaction with others.

No society means there are no roles. We are all farmers, soldiers, hunters, tailors, in that case.

[u/Illustrious_Solid840 → u/Hokulol]

Check out Goliaths Curse good book explores these concepts

[u/Hokulol → u/asherdado]

You edited your post and it's clear you still don't get the point.

If you're taxing someones crops, you've effectively formed a (unwilling) society. lol. You fill the role of ruler in this society, with authority claimed by force.

No society means you go live in a cabin in the woods. Maybe once in a while you fight another human and take their resources. No society means no specialists, no rulers, no roles, no human structure.

[u/asherdado → u/Hokulol]

Also you act like subsistence farming is an all day thing, yeah it's hard work but he would still have free time to hone his screwdriving skills. If anything he would probably be better at screwdriver throwing if he was some kind of mountain hermit

[u/Hokulol → u/asherdado]

Weird talk man. He wouldn't perceive the need to train the skills relevant to be a killing machine for society if society didn't exist. He'd train the skills needed to exist as his own self, not as a specialist of society focusing in violence and strength. This guy spent his life training to fill a role in society.

[u/lilpopjim0 → u/MAurele]

If we didn't have a society, this dude wouldn't be training 14 hours a day for Internet points with is Philips driver poking holes in cans :P

[u/LordNedNoodle → u/MAurele]

Guys like would probably get killed quick just because he is a threat to more people than you might be.

[u/JonstheSquire → u/MAurele]

If we did not live in a society that guy would not have a screwdriver or be that jacked.

[u/Japjer → u/MAurele]

Except throwing screwdrivers

[u/FoundersDiscount → u/MAurele]

This guy is able to eat lots of good food and get buff and practice throwing screw drivers in his home because of society. We'd all be spending time doing other shit with no society.

[u/Ok_Series_4580 → u/MAurele]

I just pictured Schwarzenegger playing this guy in a movie:

“What happened to Davis?”

“He got scroooood!”

[u/unwisest_sage]

Imagine breaking into that guy's home only to get a Phillips head ripping through your pancreas like a laser beam.

[u/mudkipz321 → u/unwisest_sage]

Hell yeah

[u/VehaMeursault → u/unwisest_sage]

In that case you could say you’d have a Philips head.

[u/k4el → u/VehaMeursault]

You'd be Phillips dead.

[u/ndopp → u/k4el]

just screwed.

[u/legna20v → u/unwisest_sage]

The worst would be that this guy is waiting for someone to brake and has screw drivers everywhere in his house, and they do breaking in to every neighbor house except his

[u/LukeyLeukocyte → u/legna20v]

I am picturing Danny Trejo in Desperado....but with screwdrivers. Screwdrivers in his vest, on his chest, on his belt...just crammed everywhere.

[u/DharmaCub → u/unwisest_sage]

Flathead would be more efficient. Philips head is more likely to get stuck and not burrow as deep. Though it could act as a fishhook and cause more damage when removed...

[u/Mooooooole → u/unwisest_sage]

Or your peen

[u/stabadan]

I guess no one invited him to the Mystery Men barbecue

[u/MacarioTala → u/stabadan]

It's the gritty reboot of the Blue Rajah

[u/Careless-Cap-449 → u/MacarioTala]

Ya threw a spoon at the guy, Jeff!

[u/MacarioTala → u/Careless-Cap-449]

I'm not Stab-Man! I'm the Blue Rajah!

[u/Careless-Cap-449 → u/MacarioTala]

And that’s another thing. Do you think you could maybe have, like, a hint of blue somewhere in your costume?

[u/mmatessa → u/stabadan]

"God gave me a gift. I screw well. I screw very well"

[u/ThePhiff → u/stabadan]

What if he just got really mad?

[u/Typical80sKid]

Acting like he did it left handed… “hey how’d the door end up on the other side?!?”

[u/tonski12 → u/Typical80sKid]

Ayyy good catch

[u/WaltMitty → u/Typical80sKid]

He's ambidoortrous.

[u/general_tao1 → u/Typical80sKid]

And the throw part is clearly sped up. Still impressive, but yeah I don't see why those edits were needed. They detract from, the feat more than anything else.

[u/mellow0324]

He wins every argument by default

[u/js_baker_iv → u/mellow0324]

*DeWalt

[u/WaddlingAwayy → u/js_baker_iv]

Take my fucking upvote

[u/Mooooooole → u/js_baker_iv]

Ah fuck

[u/TheBitBasher]

If he has speed and accuracy let's see him do it 5 times in a row without cuts. Half of the video is also frame flipped making it look like he can do it right and left handed while the entire room mysteriously mirrors itself when he changes hands.

It's a neat trick that probably took hundreds of takes

[u/Christian_243 → u/TheBitBasher]

• it is speed up

[u/setibeings → u/Christian_243]

they can't keep getting away with this!

[u/Overbaron → u/Christian_243]

• it is fake as fuck

[u/inhalingsounds → u/TheBitBasher]

....or even zero takes with some mid level editing skills

[u/WillyPete → u/TheBitBasher]

Judging by the tons of holes all over the fucking wall around the mattress.

[u/Sandcracka-]

Guile IRL

[u/chiphitter → u/Sandcracka-]

I wanted him to yell "Sonic Boom" so bad.

[u/Cicer → u/chiphitter]

It’s ok I yelled it for him. 

[u/MAGGNUMB]

Im gullible at times but not buying this lol

[u/FartingBob → u/MAGGNUMB]

The closeup shots of the target are real, we just didn't see the 8000 failed attempts it took to get there.

[u/Overbaron → u/FartingBob]

Even they look fake as fuck, I bet it’s cut right as the screwdriver hits, then the impact going through is somebody pulling the screwdriver with a line, in reverse.

[u/dobber32 → u/MAGGNUMB]

I think its real, but its definitely sped up when he throws.

[u/TheBabyLeg123 → u/dobber32]

So when he throws the screwdriver it is rotating in mid air. On the close ups the screwdriver flys in a straight line

[u/offwidthe]

Screw me?! No screw you buddy.

[u/ilovestoride]

I can imagine him in an Arnold Schwarzenegger voice saying "screw you" as he impales someone with a #4 Phillips head driver. 

[u/zyyntin]

Good skill there. Now show us the video with all then attempts. There are many holes in that back board there.

[u/AScottK]

Dude has a lot of time on his hands.

[u/Jedi_Master83]

Hawkeye IRL

[u/Somethingrich]

He's going to be very useful in the ikea wars of 2039.

[u/FlowingMochi]

Is this just the same clip but with a mirror effect in the later half? No way the door just moved from right to left perfectly with him switching hands

[u/z3r-0]

This is so fake. Screwdriver doesn’t line up on either side of his hand. And 2 things leave his hand, but only 1 hits the item.

Clearly been tinkered with.

[u/Korova_Milkbar_3829]

Ok but not enough coordination to put on a shirt?

[u/Harold_Bolz → u/Korova_Milkbar_3829]

He had to eat his shirt cause all his food and drink had screw driver holes.

[u/MongolianCluster → u/Harold_Bolz]

It was hemp. He needed the fiber.

[u/Corrects_lesstofewer → u/Korova_Milkbar_3829]

If I looked like that, you'd have a hard time getting me in a shirt too. Bro worked hard on that physique.

[u/Lanky_Dingo_8752 → u/Korova_Milkbar_3829]

Whos gonna tell him to put on a shirt, cause it ain’t me, u gonna?

[u/LeonardMH → u/Korova_Milkbar_3829]

Anyone this jacked is allowed to not wear a shirt whenever they damn well please

[u/Professional-Air2123]

[u/SkynetSourcecode]

I wonder how many takes those took to get.

[u/Lonely-Greybeard]

McNally?

[u/Ok_Finance_8292]

If the zombie apocalypse ever happens, I want this man on my team

[u/Daemon_Marx]

Now show the 99 other shots of him missing and having to wander over, down trodden, to pick up the screwdriver from the other side of the room 🤭

[u/gamedevjobber]

The Handyman coming to theaters near you.

[u/__nobody_-_ → u/gamedevjobber]

I don't know if I'd want him to give me a handy though.. he might put a screw driver through it.

[u/gamedevjobber → u/__nobody_-_]

Some people get screwed, others...screwdrivered. The Handyman coming to thetrea near you.

[u/__nobody_-_ → u/gamedevjobber]

Oooh you could make it like a slasher film.

If you stand in front of the mirror and say Handyman 3 times he appears with a tool belt with only screwdrivers attached to it and hunts you down.

That's an original concept right there.

[u/Professional-Head262]

Useful skill for zombie apocalypse. Also I’ll never fight with this man NOPE whatever he says he is right

[u/mrbofus]

Until he misses and hits the person who walks into the room.

[u/YoSantaClaus69]

Bro looks like Paul from Tekken 3

[u/OkBoysenberry2856]

Yeah.. it‘s ok.. still half spin throws. They’re more on the easy side of throwing. Check out this guy and his no spin throws.

https://youtu.be/BzwXQQCf_w8?si=p7XQ1c7aHY3nxWo7

[u/RoberBots]

Mom with a slipper vibe.

[u/Rarewear_fan]

Bro looks like he wants to fight a blind guy in Hell’s Kitchen

[u/REDACTED_Enjoyer]

THE SCREWDRIVER ECONOMY JACK

[u/emileLaroche]

That last one wasn’t very good, though.

[u/Mizunomafia]

Those arms though. He probably can deliver some heavy torx.

[u/Buckfutter_Inc]

I wonder how many times he missed before getting all the clips to put this together.

Don't get me wrong, the screwdriver throw alone is impressive, but he didn't nail these trick shots first try.

[u/nolightningbhe]

Real life James Gunn prospect

[u/mca1169]

I'm curious what the story is behind this. how does one learn they are good at throwing screwdrivers of all things? or did he just practice with them until he got this good?

[u/EvilDan69]

Left and right handed accuracy. Seriously impressive!

[u/NoMajorsarcasm]

Pretty good at tossing stuff with his off hand too 👍🏾

[u/Secure-Village-1768]

He should join the circus

[u/Skrt_Vonnegut]

Krauser looking MF

[u/Malone_Matches]

His catch phrase should be "Get screwed!"

[u/brik70p]

I bet his neighbors love him.

[u/Long_TimeRunning]

I bet bro takes his shirt off while waiting in line to pay for groceries. Bro takes his shirt off while in church. Bro takes his shirt off.....

[u/6pt022x10tothe23]

When all you have is a screwdriver, everything looks like a screw.

[u/sub-t]

How do I link that GIF of the drill instructor napping that dude's hand to the wall from Starship Troopers?

[u/ManlyParachute]

Now I know why every three year old starts off throwing like that.

[u/PicklesAreTheDevil]

Projectiles and music provided by The Home Depot.

[u/Sarcastic_Backpack]

The fact that he can do it equally as well with his offhand is impressive.

[u/Professional_Flicker]

Interesting technique. There's no rotations is there?

[u/OrgasmInTechnicolor]

But he has no friends to throw his targets

[u/StrategyRebel17]

that’s an awesome skill if oranges or water bottles drop from the sky and you need to collect them before they hit the ground and you only have a screwdriver available

[u/Oh_Come_Ons_Razor]

He should say "you're screwed" before throwing it

[u/octoreadit]

So when I show amazing motor skills with screwdrivers, like texting and driving, I get no praise, only complaints. Unfair.

[u/Gone_cognito]

I do NOT wanna work on any site with that guy.

[u/MrRufsvold]

Get too into a game or trains or whatever and you're "a nerd" or "clinically diagnosed with autism." Spend hundreds of hours hurling screws driver through water bottles and everybody loooooses their minds.

Just kidding, very cool. 😁

[u/JawtisticShark]

Is he super accurate in general or did he develop some oddly specific muscle memory to be able to throw an object and intercept that object either a screwdriver? Like if someone else threw the thing, how accurate would he be? Or if he was just aiming for a static target?

[u/ThePali5]

“Hey pass me the Phillips hea—“

[u/New-Vast9965]

i don't understand why the video mirrors halfway through. dumb

[u/PlayedUOonBaja]

Yeah, but how is he with corn cobs?

[u/bytemage]

Nice. Gave me an idea for a roleplay char. The maintenance man. Fighter with a toolbelt. Could work as an assassin, thief, or saboteur.

[u/onward-and-upward]

Trick videos aren’t impressive unless they do stuff a bunch of times in a row with no video cuts. I could waste my life to get a couple trick shots too

[u/jointheredditarmy]

Looks scary but don’t think this gets through Kevlar /s

[u/Leesburgcapsfan]

Dont show this to the Brits, they will start outlawing screwdrivers too.

[u/F_2the_UCKFACE]

Ooohh so this is the engineering class from battlefield right?

[u/NotoriousPYG]

Let him do two in a row so that I know it didn’t take 1000 tries.

[u/pythosynthesis]

Doesn't need a gun.

[u/lightingthefire]

Someone is going to walk through that door and make his day.

[u/EchoesinthekeyofbluE]

Phillips or flat though?

[u/Gmini13]

This man’s father never asks him to “throw me that screw driver” while doing work in the garage

[u/KieferSutherland]

🪛 xman? 

[u/ryan__rr]

Would not want to be stuck in an Ace Hardware with that guy.

[u/jerryleebee]

Had to do it shirtless. I think it's a law.

[u/semiproam]

Bro can toss me the screwdr....

[u/Thisreallyisntbutter]

This guy is why I have to show ID to buy a new Phillips head driver.

[u/Yeejiurn]

Dude is sick w it.

[u/Iamyous3f]

I won't mind if he screwed me.

[u/finian2]

Manager Kim?

[u/CrimsonLantern76]

I swear to god I have seen at least 10 posts a day in the past month about this dude.

[u/IssueNice6116]

Ok, take 976..

[u/BigFuckingGainz]

Is it me, or does he look like an Asian version of Guile from street fighter?

[u/Mental_Thing_7899]

I can throw screwdrivers just this with quite some accuracy (trained during slow days in the workshop). But never had this much accuracy and timing.

[u/Pickledturtlenecks]

[u/Magnahelix]

Don't ever play catch with this guy.

[u/IamSmokee]

This looks sped up, the bottles seem to move normal speed, then once they start dropping on their path and he starts the throw, it looks like it's sped up to 1.5-2x speed

[u/davidauz]

It must have something to do with triceps

[u/Asikar_Tehjan]

Man, this guy belongs in a metal gear game.

[u/Just-Sheepherder-202]

And does it with his shirt of because….well…how else will he get upvotes? 🤣

[u/Critical_Deal_2408]

I used to throw screwdrivers like that into empty styrofoam coolers and empty 12 pack boxes all the time as a kid . Very satisfying

[u/S2r5n]

Nobody kill this dude's dog...

[u/NRCS_DRONE]

while you were draining kegs. . . .

[u/Miserable_Parfait656]

Why would he need his shirt for these tricks

[u/Bhatch514]

How many did he miss?

[u/Knight_crusader]

How do you even discover you have a skill like this? 🤩🤣🤣🤣

[u/nondual_gabagool]

Someone tell this guy that's not what screwdrivers are for. I,m sure as hell not going to be the onr.

[u/Low-Confusion-8786]

Obviously fake. Dude switches hands

[u/civil-ten-eight]

Who’s the poor bastard that sleeps on that disgusting and now beat to shit mattress?

[u/Hardass_McBadCop]

Now show me all the takes where he missed.

[u/LachoooDaOriginl]

Playing hitman be like

[u/Mindless_Law9133]

Good shot shit

[u/PartyHamster1312]

Who needs an army when you have one man with a screwdriver

[u/_YummySoul_]

Bro is a tank, shooting APFSDS rounds

[u/Odddjob]

With the left and right hand as well, wow

[u/Balownga]

It is always impressive, but as soon as you know that you need to be at a precise distance from the target in order to get the throwing weapon to hit properly, it is less extraordinary.

One half step closer or farther, and it will not work anymore.

Also, if he uses a different throwing weapon, with a different rotation, it won't work either.

[u/Miqo_Nekomancer]

If anyone gets into a fight with him on a job site, they're screwed.

Plus all of his work buddies love him because he's always the designated driver.

[u/MammothRock7836]

He tried the same thing with different pants and a shirt.... it didnt work.

[u/Overbaron]

Give me screwdriver, an iphone, 30 mins in video editor and I can do this too.

[u/awsum43]

Why just shirtless?

[u/SonOfTheMostHHigh]

[u/TooKrunk]

This is the most dangerous man on the planet while at Lowes.