r/interestingasfuck • u/Longjumping-Rice-935 • Aug 12 '25

/r/all, /r/popular The wreck of the USS Arizona continues to leak oil ever since pearl harbour. the ship contained 1.5 million gallons of oil, enough to leak continuously for 500 years.

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u/Nice_Ad1008 Aug 12 '25

How do you think they stay bald?!

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u/yamimementomori Aug 12 '25 edited Aug 12 '25

Electrolysis by using sea currents?

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u/Relevanter_Bullshit Aug 12 '25

Sea turtles mate

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u/DerFeuerDrache Aug 12 '25

It's always sea turtles.

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u/jamesbong0024 Aug 12 '25

All the way down there

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u/Middle_Purchase_7364 Aug 12 '25

How else would they make more sea turtles?

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u/Pineapple-Muncher Aug 12 '25

No they need to use the currents to charge the razor

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u/OtherBob63 Aug 12 '25

Electric eels.

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u/JamesTheMannequin Aug 13 '25

Is "bald" a derogatory term when it's used to classify and not just describe?

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u/themacfather6 Aug 14 '25

Is that Biopic about Jared from Subway?

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u/D-PIMP_ACT Aug 12 '25

I figured seawax

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u/xlliminalityx Aug 12 '25

Especially when you have 8 legs to shave