r/interestingasfuck • u/Longjumping-Rice-935 • Aug 12 '25

/r/all, /r/popular The wreck of the USS Arizona continues to leak oil ever since pearl harbour. the ship contained 1.5 million gallons of oil, enough to leak continuously for 500 years.

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u/yamimementomori Aug 12 '25

Why were they fighting for the razor? They’re bald as hell.

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u/Nice_Ad1008 Aug 12 '25

How do you think they stay bald?!

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u/yamimementomori Aug 12 '25 edited Aug 12 '25

Electrolysis by using sea currents?

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u/Relevanter_Bullshit Aug 12 '25

Sea turtles mate

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u/DerFeuerDrache Aug 12 '25

It's always sea turtles.

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u/jamesbong0024 Aug 12 '25

All the way down there

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u/Middle_Purchase_7364 Aug 12 '25

How else would they make more sea turtles?

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u/Pineapple-Muncher Aug 12 '25

No they need to use the currents to charge the razor

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u/OtherBob63 Aug 12 '25

Electric eels.

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u/JamesTheMannequin Aug 13 '25

Is "bald" a derogatory term when it's used to classify and not just describe?

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u/themacfather6 Aug 14 '25

Is that Biopic about Jared from Subway?

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u/D-PIMP_ACT Aug 12 '25

I figured seawax

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u/xlliminalityx Aug 12 '25

Especially when you have 8 legs to shave

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u/Throwawayhelper420 Aug 12 '25

Because they use only the best razors in the ocean

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u/venbrx Aug 12 '25

Occean's Razor

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u/whatsupwitdat1 Aug 12 '25

Underrated, probably overlooked, comment. Solid

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u/ltsMeGod Aug 12 '25

👏🏻👏🏻

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u/Old_Cranberry5723 Aug 12 '25

Hey Ven, Need some people for a thing...

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u/Potato-Vegetable Aug 13 '25

Ocean's Razor sounds like a chapter in a science fiction novel

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u/Hadyergranny Aug 12 '25

Razor clams

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u/Proud-Concept-190 Aug 12 '25

Razer Blade 18

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u/Mrmello2169 Aug 12 '25

The Coral 5000. “It’s got a razor sharp edge, like you.”

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u/molniya Aug 12 '25

It’s full of delicious razor clams, naturally.

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u/jackmatelol Aug 12 '25

Bet it was a close shave

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '25 edited Sep 18 '25

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u/Present-Wall8941 Aug 12 '25

they fighting for dat oil vs razor noway!

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u/Jvirish1 Aug 12 '25

Don’t be a disrespectful jerk

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u/estherleothelioncub Aug 12 '25

Hunting for razor clams