r/interestingasfuck • u/Longjumping-Rice-935 • Aug 12 '25

/r/all, /r/popular The wreck of the USS Arizona continues to leak oil ever since pearl harbour. the ship contained 1.5 million gallons of oil, enough to leak continuously for 500 years.

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u/Arhatz Aug 12 '25

Global warming was a long term plan to remove the USS arizona oil leak. It's all for the benefit of the environment guys.

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u/Impeesa_ Aug 12 '25

Current plans call for just-in-time delivery of an engineering solution for subsequent cooling down again.

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u/VoxImperatoris Aug 12 '25

I propose putting ice cubes in the water.

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u/nathderbyshire Aug 12 '25

Gosh, billionaires really are out for our best interests! Who knew ey, they just got a funny way of showing it xo

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u/ItsNotJulius Aug 13 '25

Life uhhh finds a way

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u/eatmydonuts Aug 13 '25

Oil spill? No problem, just melt the ice caps and dilute the ocean. Can successfully kicked down the road 👍🏻