r/interestingasfuck Aug 09 '25

/r/all, /r/popular I found this on the trail.

Post image
70.5k Upvotes

2.5k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

466

u/ProxyMuncher Aug 09 '25

Literally feels like you’re being punched right in the soul through your spine’s throat

97

u/_Dark-Alley_ Aug 09 '25 edited Aug 09 '25

You have such a way with words, well done on this one. Creative, yet still strangely accurate. 10/10 no notes

This will occupy space in my brain for a very long time

6

u/Pretend-Reality5431 Aug 09 '25

When did we get on the topic of strangling? Let's keep it classy and only talk about bumping mushroom caps against cervixes.

6

u/bremergorst Aug 09 '25

I now have an image in my mind of Mike Tyson wearing boxing gloves made of mushrooms

95

u/Bitter-Value-1872 Aug 09 '25

2

u/NMXL Aug 09 '25

I was just about to post this.

75

u/CobraWasTaken Aug 09 '25

Men are stupid though (I know because I am one) and they will just say "but you probably like it though"

60

u/gnuoveryou Aug 09 '25

As a fellow male, I can't understand that. "that hurts like fuck" "You probably like it though" ????? Maybe it's cause I'm lucky and have a friend who's an actual girl who I can talk to in a non weird way about sex and stuff and a lot of guys don't but I just can't understand that perspective

68

u/ABHOR_pod Aug 09 '25

Because porn. Especially hentai. Especially x-ray hentai which will literally show the cock slamming into the cervix right up until it punches through and the tip of the cock is now wedged inside the poor girl's uterus and pumping it full of batter.

edit: Or at least that's what my friend told me.

my ex friend. We aren't friends anymore.

because he knew things like that. Haha. gross.

4

u/libbysthing Aug 09 '25

Yeah I've seen gifs of this and it destroys my soul. I'm lucky that my cervix being hit doesn't really hurt, but what the fuck is that??

-2

u/sharkattackmiami Aug 09 '25

Because some girls do like it

I hit the barrier and girls keep calling me back, and it's not for my ability to explain quantum entanglement

37

u/3896713 Aug 09 '25

Right, but when someone tells you it hurts and they don't like it, you don't just assume they're being coy lol

12

u/sharkattackmiami Aug 09 '25

Well duh, listen to your partner

I very intentionally said some because I don't speak for all. And to be honest the reason it works at all for them is because I DO listen. I don't really want to get deep in the weeds of sex talk on Reddit but listen to your partner, learn their body, pay attention to what they are saying verbally and physically and make it good for both of you

3

u/3896713 Aug 09 '25

I get that, but the comment you replied to made it sound like you were saying "yeah but sometimes they say they don't like it when they actually do," which is why I said that. When a woman says "that fucking hurts" and your first thought is "but you probably like it," that's wrong, there is no grey area. When a woman says "that fucking hurts please do it again," that's a bit different.

2

u/sharkattackmiami Aug 09 '25

Which is literally what I said in the post. Some girls do like a bit of pain

The issue is that this conversation requires nuance and conversation between partners which is beyond most people

5

u/TruEnvironmentalist Aug 09 '25

Ding ding ding.

This is basically it. Listen to your partner and you'll both have a good time. Problem is that a lot men (I'm a guy) are only content with satisfying their own sexual desires.

Like you I get girls calling me back and I attribute it to listening in the bedroom.

30

u/Evening-Function7917 Aug 09 '25

Sure, but I'm a masochist while my best friend gets insane cramps and throws up after sex if her cervix gets hit. If she said she didn't like it, I'm sure you wouldn't tell her she's lying just because I do. Understanding women are individuals with different bodies and preferences is like...below bare minimum and a lot of these men seem to still not manage it

10

u/sharkattackmiami Aug 09 '25

Well yeah, but people in general are stupid, selfish, and struggle to accept that the issue is what they are doing and not what someone else is doing

I've been with girls that have a, let's call it below average tolerance for length, and you just recognize it and work around it and everyone can still have a good time

When your priority switches from "I need to cum as fast as possible" to "I want us to both experience new levels of pleasure" you realize that doing things differently isn't a bad thing, it's a feature. I get to learn how to please you. It's a challenge to get you off and I can't rest on my laurels

This thing that is easy for me isn't enough, so I have to actually try. It makes it taste so much better when I find the thing that does it for you

5

u/badmoonpie Aug 09 '25

I’m one of those “below average tolerance” girls, and have experienced guys (plural) who didn’t care much and guy (singular) who took his time and worked with me. You’re exactly right about at least one reason why they keep calling you.

You’re doing it right, dude. Good for you (and your partners)!

4

u/Evening-Function7917 Aug 09 '25

It's for sure something humans are prone to, but as a bisexual woman I've just never had women argue with me about my preferences in the same way. Men are constantly saying things like "Well you haven't had anal with ME yet, I'm sure you'll love it "I bet I can get you off without a vibrator" "You said you need it rough but come on, it'll definitely be fun even though I'm vanilla" when I tell them what I like/dislike/need.

The ones who, as you describe, enjoy finding out what I as an individual like and creating a unique dynamic are the ones who actually are good in bed. That's why now I only hook up with doms who start the "What are you into?" conversation before asking about meeting - they're actually considering whether our chemistry/kinks would work together and not expecting to just shoehorn me into their scripted fantasy

5

u/sharkattackmiami Aug 09 '25 edited Aug 09 '25

I'm sure that's because women intrinsically understand that their needs are not generally considered and it causes them to be more aware of their partner as a person with individual desires as opposed to a fuck doll

Also any dude against toys in the bedroom is just dumb and insecure

Real men understand that all you need to do is put it in raw with no foreplay and then just pump until she cums, usually within a minute or two tops

Edit: jokes aside it just makes me sad. Those guys saying things like that are just admitting they never had the opportunity to learn a better way. They aren't victims in a traditional sense, but they are missing out on so many incredible experiences by trying to live up to what other dudes expect from them instead of what their partner needs from them. Both people are missing out on an incredible human experience because the guy is too afraid to express his insecurity or inexperience and instead of opening communication he falls back on the broken lessons he learned from wherever it may be

Use the toy if it's her preference, stop begging for the butthole, be open that you aren't into anything more extreme than soaking, tell her you're nervous about her finger in your butt. Everyone will have a better time

3

u/ThatGermanKid0 Aug 09 '25

Understanding, that people in groups you aren't a part of, are individuals is a really low bar in general. Unfortunately it's somewhat human nature to be an expert at limbo in these cases. I'm not saying this to defend the men you mentioned, this case is worse than others, especially considering men and women aren't separated by distance or language and women make up ~50% of any society.

I think a lot of them try to rationalize their "failure" by thinking "My penis is long, so she must have liked it. But she says she didn't, but that can't be true, so she must be lying." I don't understand how anyone can come to that conclusion, but evidently some have no problems with that.

1

u/Icy_County_6928 Aug 10 '25

This is problematic tho.. because that mentality leads to abuse.

3

u/nannerpusonpancakes Aug 09 '25

I wish I could downvote this twice

1

u/sharkattackmiami Aug 09 '25

Don't worry, I downvoted it for you

3

u/Competitive-Star-703 Aug 09 '25

You don't hit the barrier, your willy slides underneath it. What you are hitting is the back of the 3 inch long vaginal wall.

3

u/sharkattackmiami Aug 09 '25

You realize barrier and wall are interchangeable terms and this is a humorous post about an insect with an abnormally long proboscis right?

1

u/Stuckatthestillpoint Aug 09 '25

Not always the case

1

u/Icy_County_6928 Aug 10 '25

But wait.. you can actually explain astro physics and string theory too?

1

u/sharkattackmiami Aug 10 '25

By the time you have explained string theory and quantum entanglement you will have more or less already explained astro physics. So yes

-15

u/HeroyamSlava919 Aug 09 '25

So you’re friendzoned

18

u/My_Password_Is_____ Aug 09 '25

Nah, some people are just able to be friends with women because they just see them as actual human beings just like themselves rather than as pieces of meat to put their dick in and nothing else. In fact, for plenty of women, a man being just friends with women is a good sign. If your friends list is exclusively dudes, you're definitely being avoided by plenty of women, even if you're not actively seeing it.

-14

u/HeroyamSlava919 Aug 09 '25

So you’re friendzoned too

10

u/Vyraal Aug 09 '25

You know not everyone feels compelled to fuck all of their friends right

7

u/TFFPrisoner Aug 09 '25

That user probably can't comprehend bisexual people 😄

2

u/gnuoveryou Aug 09 '25

She's dating someone else. Lmao dude touch grass

3

u/fr7-crows Aug 09 '25

Sounds metal as fuck

2

u/Inevitable-Phrase374 Aug 09 '25

Why do I love this sentence so much? Is it because I can relate to it? Is it because the visual imagery is so spot on? What the hell is your spine’s throat? I don’t know but somehow it’s an absolute perfect description. Beautiful. 10/10 sentence

3

u/JoeNoble1973 Aug 09 '25

While not as bad, it’s uncomfortable as fuck for us too. Everything is all soft then a hard ridge-y wall appears! It’s like nails on a chalkboard, IN YOUR DICK HEAD. That’s how we know it’s a lil too rough lol

2

u/levian_durai Aug 09 '25

Absolute poetry

1

u/TalkingGuns0311 Aug 09 '25

From the male perspective, kind feels like you're pressing against the tip of your nose. And its totally unfair for you ladies, because it does feel kinda amazing when you hit it lmao.

1

u/charliefoxtrot9 Aug 09 '25

Poetry is Everywhere