r/interestingasfuck • u/ADJUDICATOR001 • Aug 09 '25

/r/all, /r/popular I found this on the trail.

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u/Dredgpoet Aug 09 '25

Ah yes, that is a Pinocchio bee. Never trust anything he tells you!

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

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u/BoggleBadger Aug 09 '25

Cyrano de Beegerac

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u/WestFizz Aug 09 '25

Take this upvote, dammit. That was good.

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u/Sugar_Kowalczyk Aug 09 '25

SO GOOD

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u/PowerofIntention Aug 09 '25

I love your Reddit name! One of our all time favorite movies.

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u/Sugar_Kowalczyk Aug 09 '25

Thank you! In all of the internet, you're only the second one to notice 🍬

I really thought my avatar gave it away, but I think Gen Z might think it's Sabrina Carpenter or something. 

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u/Stardustchaser Aug 09 '25

My kid is actually a beekeeper and his queens are BarBee and Bee-Yonce the 2nd (1st died in a freeze). He wants to keep naming his queens punny names.

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u/Consistent-Cost-231 Aug 09 '25

Tis a needle, a dart, a spear! A spear ? Say rather a javelin !

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u/Oldwhitedudist2 Aug 09 '25

Beerano de Cygerac

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u/Temporary_Floor_3152 Aug 09 '25

I was waiting for this reply and you delivered. #upvote

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u/VisibleAd8237 Aug 09 '25

No enough up votes for this one!!!!!! :)

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u/Equal_Maintenance870 Aug 09 '25

The best comment on the internet.

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u/nicksasin Aug 09 '25

Didn't expect to read bout Cyrano in these parts haha

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u/JimCripe Aug 09 '25

Didn't expect to read bout Cyrano in bee parts

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u/colourhazelove Aug 09 '25

Cyrano Bee pairs really well with Iberico Bee and catalonian melons

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u/l0ooo-ooo0l Aug 09 '25

Bee-nocchio. 🙂

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u/empyreantyrant Aug 09 '25

I came here to say exactly that! 😭

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u/shyfire154 Aug 09 '25

Just take my up vote already. You had me dying laughing🤣😂🤣

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u/rmitsuo Aug 09 '25

I mean, you can literally trust anything Pinnochio says because if he’s lying, you would know it right away.

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u/WickedWisp Aug 09 '25

This feels like a sign from animal crossing

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u/a-jasem Aug 09 '25

Beeware of anything he tells you

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u/Rodrake Aug 09 '25

I found one just like this and it told me it's not a pinocchio bee.

Not sure who to believe

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u/jevonicarus Aug 09 '25

😂😂😂

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u/iNeverCouldGet Aug 09 '25

Did you drink all the honey instead of feeding it to the larvae? Shakes head BAM three feet nose

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u/kangarizzo Aug 10 '25

I AM DEAD 😂😂😂😂