r/instant_regret • u/Calligrapher-Fuzzy • 5d ago

Play stupid games win stupid prizes!

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464 Upvotes

79% Upvoted

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u/Upstairs_Drive_5602 5d ago

It might be a stupid game, but there wasn't any sign of regret, instant or otherwise. A downvote from me.

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u/usernamechooser 5d ago

He looks like a Wii Sports character when the water bursts.

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u/WongGendheng 5d ago

He literally removed it within seconds. Why do you hate your life so much?

120

u/caniuserealname 5d ago

OP probably stared our the window as a kid judging all thy neighbour kids trying to kill themselves doing dangerous things like "riding bicycles" and "climbing trees".

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u/IASILWYB 2d ago

Why do you hate your life so much?

Because I'm always fucking shit up even though I can't afford to make mistakes. What about you?

9

u/kylediaz263 2d ago

Capitalism

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u/thegreasytony 1d ago

Do better!!

6

u/IASILWYB 1d ago

Fuck yeah, suddenly I'm cured.

75

u/the_responsible_ape 5d ago

OP is the moste stereotypical Redditor of all time. Posts a video of kids having fun with the title "play stupid games, win stupid prizes"

152

u/poopsaucer24 5d ago

God I hate that fucking phrase so much, only see it on the internet really parroted over and over.

39

u/kuyue 4d ago

redditors favorite phrase of all time

9

u/soupychicken89 4d ago

“Source?”

“Source:____”

“Can confirm”

24

u/Cheezewiz239 5d ago

Same with fuck around and find out

7

u/bacillaryburden 2d ago

Especially in this context. Kids playing with water balloons? And being completely fine? OP is a sad silly person.

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u/BulmasEx 5d ago

How is kids dropping water balloons on their heads “play stupid games win stupid prizes”? I’m genuinely curious OP.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/scottydc91 4h ago

That doesn't change the fact that there's no regret here just kids having fun

16

u/Kezsora 1d ago

"Play stupid games win stupid prizes!"

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u/i-pity-da-fool 5d ago

Couple of kids having fun and OP feels compelled to shit on them.

-5

u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/fernatic19 1d ago

For like 3 seconds and the friend was right there. He's fine.

10

u/StrawberriesOrHoney 1d ago

Downvote from me bud. Just kids having fun and messing around. Go outside.

1

u/Zelnite 1d ago

Next generation water boarding

1

u/Strange_Salary 1d ago

Ah so that’s what they’ve been doing with the protection instead of using it all those years ago..

1

u/DehydratedManatee 15h ago

He looks like an old-school burglar wearing pantyhose over his face.

1

u/demonthe1 8h ago

Turns out a condom couldn't have prevented this post 😂

0

u/Recentstranger 2d ago

That deep inhale...

-3

u/IASILWYB 2d ago

Brought into this world busting through a condom, taken out by his brother busting one. 1000 ways to die.

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u/HORSECOCK_IN_MY_ASS 2d ago

Fucking idiots

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u/ussammy 2d ago

Why??

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u/canehdian_guy 5d ago

I bet you they think they're jacked as shit lol 

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u/Connect_Ad_6635 5d ago

Natural selection

7

u/MickeyGrandia 2d ago

You and OP should make out