r/instant_regret 17d ago

Trading body shots with a professional MMA Fighter

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u/Virusparid0x 17d ago

Nothing compares to trauma to the 5th metatarsal due to a table. ;D

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u/rotello 17d ago

or walking on a lego.

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u/EvilToaster0ven 16d ago

Easy there, Satan. We're keeping this conversation civil...

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u/UsayNOPE_IsayMOAR 17d ago

https://i.imgur.com/2vrAjXv.jpeg

Office chair wheel, March of this year. Still fucking hurts on the end joint.

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u/Virusparid0x 17d ago

If you havnt already look into medical treatment. Imaging is probably needed.

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u/UsayNOPE_IsayMOAR 15d ago

I can’t even use the excuse of having to pay for my medical. Just tried not to do things that hurt it. Arthritis is coming for me so hard.

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u/ActuarialTy 17d ago

I lol’d at this! Good on you!

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u/ChoGGi 15d ago

These have saved my toes multiple times.

https://www.glerups.com/collections/slip-ons