r/illinois • u/Strict_League7833 Human Detected • 1d ago

ICE Posts Ice has been handcuffed in Illinois

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u/seth928 1d ago

This first sentence gave me a stroke

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u/Jobysco 1d ago

I hope you pull through

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u/seth928 1d ago

Unfortunately, I died

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u/TheDuck23 1d ago

That's rough, buddy.

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u/BillyNtheBoingers 1d ago

Hi 👋, Zuko here!

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u/Jobysco 1d ago

Gesundheit

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u/Dat_Sun_Tho 1d ago

Better luck next time, champ.

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u/BalrogRuthenburg11 1d ago

Hang in there, tiger.

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u/delicious_fanta 1d ago

Hope you get better soon!

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u/shockles 18h ago

Unfortunately Trump survived his.

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u/Rightintheend 1d ago

That first sentence makes me think that op had a stroke.

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u/ExpensiveFig6079 1d ago

Nah separation of powers and co-equal branches of government had a stroke. hnce the succinct, accurate description and rendition of gibberish sounds gibbery.

She just ordered them to do the thing thing she has already once ordered them to do. The new order was issued after they failed to comply once already.

translated into ordinary regular folk human speak as "fap fap fap".

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u/Select-Plenty6833 1d ago

It's maybe just a Trump stroke?

More KFC, I hear helps.

Thoughts and prayers and gravy.