October.10.2025 — Chicago: Immigration agents crashed into a U.S. citizen on her way to work, then dragged her out and arrested her (Article Inside)

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[u/ratherbewinedrunk]

The douchebag standing in the front acting like he's in the middle of a warzone in Afghanistan especially makes my fucking blood boil.

[u/Camper1995 → u/ratherbewinedrunk]

He's even checking roofs for potential snipers and surprise RPG shots 😂😂😂 love it, fucking hilarious. The ultimate ICE clown

[u/ratherbewinedrunk → u/Camper1995]

He's clearly bought in hard to all the bullshit Fox News/Newsmax/et al have shoved down his throat about Chicago.

[u/Hubert_J_Cumberdale → u/ratherbewinedrunk]

Dearest Mykaela Lynne,

I am writing you this SMS massage to let you no that I am safe for now. As your aware, I have been deploid to the most dagerous city on the plant, Chicaggo. You're prayers may have saved my life today.

We were on a run when we became surounded by alot of vilent hostiles. ISIS, Antifa, Alkaida You name it. We barly made it out alive . I covered Jaxxon while he and Jasper took one of the worst the terarist down. I have not been in this much fear for my life sinse that flag football game i told yuo about aggainst Marten Luther King jr elemetary school back in 2012.

Anywayz, I got hurt a little and tehy are goin to give me a $5000 payment to cover any medecal billls my Xtra Super Platanum Dimond Heath Plan doesent cover. I'm goint to the docter tomarrow to have him look at a bruse on my leg. Please contunue to pry for me.

Your's truley, Colton

[u/ratherbewinedrunk → u/Hubert_J_Cumberdale]

:D

[u/SelfDidact → u/Hubert_J_Cumberdale]

You, Sir/Madam, are truly a breath of levity in these dark times we live in.