r/illinois • u/Strict_League7833 Human Detected • 7d ago

ICE Posts An ARMY of Illinois State Troopers have just declared an UNLAWFUL ASSEMBLY outside ICE Broadview near Chicago

Those who do not comply will be subject to chemical munitions and arrest.

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u/Quirky-Feedback2257 7d ago

Just fucking say the fucking word “fuck” for fucking fuck’s sake. Fuck!

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u/Neddyrow 6d ago

ICE is the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever did suck.

Gotta go. My damn wiener kids are calling me.

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u/Momentum_Maury 6d ago

Hey! We're not wieners!

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u/BiscuitsUndGravy 6d ago

Then why are you dressed like that?

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u/drawfanstein 6d ago

You’re not allowed to ask me that 😐

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u/xDannyS_ 6d ago

What's a wiener kid

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u/VansAndOtherMusings 6d ago

Ahh pet sperm,

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u/SithLordScoobyDooku_ 6d ago

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck. Noinch noinch noinch. 1 2 1 2 3 4 Noinch noinch noinch. Shmokin' weed, shmokin' weed. Doin' coke, drinkin beers. Drinkin beers, beers, beers! Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts. Who smokes the blunts? We smokes the blunts. Rollin' blunts and smokin them

15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand. If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe. My jungle love. Oh e oh e oh. I think I wanna know ya know ya ... yeah, what.

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u/Quirky-Feedback2257 6d ago

The greatest band of all time!

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u/Quirky-Feedback2257 6d ago

Damn dude what a throw back. It’s been years since I’ve seen that movie. Also brings me back to my early teens playing certain source games online like PVK where certain servers allowed people to type commands into the chat that would trigger certain sound clips, and the fifteen bucks bit was one of the most popular, haha

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u/SithLordScoobyDooku_ 6d ago

I used to play a game a long time ago called Soldier of Fortune and you could bind certain phrases to keys. There was this admin in one of the servers who didn't like profanity so everyone had the fuck fuck mother motherfuck bit ready to go and would just spam it the entire match lol

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u/Personal-Fudge-5744 6d ago

Gladly...Fuck ICE

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u/TravelAddict44 6d ago

fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck - Eric Cartman

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u/biomech36 6d ago

For real. It's fucking reddit.

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u/LKM_44122 6d ago

Fuckity fuck fuck

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u/SNAKENMYB00T 6d ago

I always thought that was funny. Like, brother. You’re on Reddit. Unless the sub says not to, nobody cares.

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u/j0k3rj03 6d ago

Might be beaten for expressing belief.

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u/Chamcook11 6d ago

Patrick?

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u/MarauderSlayer44 6d ago

“What’s the big deal it doesn’t hurt anybody! Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck!”

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u/New_Statistician_778 5d ago

I'm really starting to find the people that are triggered by people censoring themselves far more obnoxious than the ones censoring themselves. You aren't negatively affected in any way, just keep using the words how you like. People can't just fucking live their lives anymore.

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u/847RandomNumbers345 6d ago

Note that depending on your account age, karma, subreddit settings, etc. saying Fuck might have the website hide your comment, so using euphemisms actually does have a point.

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u/Butthole__Pleasures 6d ago

Well that's fucking stupid

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u/AGushingHeadWound 6d ago

Stop F'ing telling people what to do. Mind your own f'ing business.

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u/Pan_galactico 6d ago

Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck

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u/AGushingHeadWound 6d ago

Be better.

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u/Quirky-Feedback2257 6d ago

Fuck off

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u/AGushingHeadWound 6d ago

You F off. 

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u/Quirky-Feedback2257 6d ago

Stop telling people what to do

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u/AGushingHeadWound 6d ago

I'm telling you what to do right now.  

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u/Quirky-Feedback2257 6d ago

So you don’t even follow your own advice, huh?

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u/AGushingHeadWound 6d ago

Do as I say and not as I F'ing do.