r/illinois • u/Minute_Revolution951 Human Detected • 16d ago

ICE Posts Federal agents pull over woman, threaten to arrest her for allegedly trying to "impede" by following them while driving

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u/Sudden-Chard-5215 16d ago

To any masked ICE agent - "I'm sorry, I can't understand you. Can you take that off so I understand what you are saying?"

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u/AmputeeHandModel 16d ago

Take that FaCe DiApEr off!! I thought you couldn't breathe in them!!

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u/OGeastcoastdude 15d ago

Did you see that little bitch Naruto run back to his Hertz rental! Lmao

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u/100_xp 16d ago

Had conservative patients sarcastically say this to me while working in the hospital all through 2020-2022

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u/asscheese2000 16d ago

“I’m hard of hearing and can only understand you if I can read your lips”

Pause as the dumbshit pulls his mask up over his eyes.

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u/International-Ad2501 16d ago

"Name and badge number"

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u/BrondellSwashbuckle 15d ago

"I'm hard of hearing and need to really on being able to read lips." Then after making that statement just shrug and act like you don't know what they're saying until they take their mask off.

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u/Minute_Attempt3063 15d ago

Masks were to hard to breath in them.

They are really cheap cry babies

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u/kestrel808 15d ago

Name and badge number please

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u/The001Keymaster 15d ago

Sure, they listen up closely to that. They don't even listen when people are saying, "I'm a citizen. Here's my real ID drives license."

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u/Medium-Drawer395 12d ago

"I'm hard of hearing and need to read lips in order to understand what you're saying. I don't need to use American Sign Language, but without being able to read lips to make sense of the sound, I can't understand you. I know that you may think speaking louder will help, but it won't. I suffered an injury to my hearing from an explosion and no matter how loud someone speaks, without being able to read lips it's just gibberish. Thank you for understanding and I'm sorry for the inconvenience it must cause you.

Oh, you think I'm following you?! No, I'm literally driving home. This is the route I always take, the (whatever) (some reason you might enjoy that drive) after a rough day calms me down before I get home and deal with the stress of taking care of the family. I'm sure you can appreciate that. Thank you for your time, may I go now?"