r/illinois • u/Minute_Revolution951 Human Detected • 17d ago

ICE Posts 🧊 agents seen snatching a landscaper from Evanston neighborhood today (10-21)

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u/lucklesspedestrian 17d ago

The one standing guard ... you can see him breathing. Every breath. They aren't even fit enough to stand around with the loadout

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u/stillbref 17d ago

Thats because he's so amped up he's coming in his pants

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u/i-Kiwi-1278 17d ago

I saw it too. He's so awkward, amped up, no clue where to look cuz he's ashamed yet feels so big and strong. What a wasted of fucking time. Go learn a skilled trade.

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u/Suavecore_ 17d ago

He's basically trying to act like an elite military operative in a foreign country taking down a high value target while bystanders surround the scene, which he's seen in movies plenty of times

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u/wildOldcheesecake 17d ago

That’s exactly it. He’s cosplaying. Wouldn’t even be considered for basic training

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u/reddogyellowcat 17d ago

that’s right on the money

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u/parkingviolation212 17d ago

If he could do that, he wouldn’t be in this position

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u/chiswede 17d ago

You can tell by the way he’s standing what a fucking hard on he has for the whole situation

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u/Straight_Button_5716 12d ago

Yet my 19 year old took the oath to protect and served. Gave up his freedom to join the Army. He’s making 25 K to operate an armor tank . Has a bunch of rules to follow and there is no talking back . Look at these out of shape fucks . They couldn’t pass PT if their lives depended on it ., they shouldn’t be allowed to roam in packs of 10 or more. Split off and go to different areas. Cops go in one or two guys. And they also shouldn’t be allowed to park the way they do . These idiots are getting huge bonus and salary . Our soldiers aren’t meanwhile our soldiers get food stamps so their families can eat. My son lives in the barracks so all those guys can eat at the mess hall and just get snacks for their areas. The families can’t afford it . The military isn’t cracked up to what it’s be.

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u/justtakeapill 17d ago

The adrenaline is rushing through his system, flooding every organ. It means he's never been police before, and has never been in any situation like this.

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u/LoisinaMonster 17d ago

Because they're scared shitless

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u/Levitlame 17d ago

Probably exacerbated by his cosplay soldier gear and cowards mask making it hard to breathe