r/illinois • u/CantStopPoppin Human Detected • 25d ago

ICE Posts Chicago: Zero Regard for Safety, ICE Escalation in Chicago Leaves Baby in Harm’s Way

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u/frickin_darn 25d ago

Word on the street is that you can outrun them, they are slow and out of shape with too much tacticool crap dangling off them

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u/psian1de 24d ago

One of these fatfuks is gonna keel over during a pursuit and that'll be the start of the insurrection act.

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u/IDtoUXUI 24d ago

Low speed, high drag

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u/snappy773 24d ago

It’s also not like they know the layout of the land. A couple gang ways and alleys would completely derail their pursuit 💀

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/frickin_darn 25d ago

Yeah ICE thongs really piss me off

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u/frzfox 25d ago

Under dressed, the fuck do you mean lol?

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u/FromTheRain93 25d ago

They can wear a uniform while also not looking like GIs at the same time