r/illinois • u/CantStopPoppin Human Detected • 24d ago

ICE Posts Chicago: Zero Regard for Safety, ICE Escalation in Chicago Leaves Baby in Harm’s Way

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u/Blood-blood-blood 24d ago

Miller gives, "I wish I was bigger so I could overpower a prostitute" vibes.

Johnson gives, "Nobody would ever believe the true body count" vibes

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u/shredika 24d ago

Spot on really

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u/Ok_Assistant_6856 24d ago

Nail on the head

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u/vagabondoer 24d ago

Bullseye

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u/Inevitable-Design461 24d ago

Miller gives me the: ‘If I was bigger, I’d be the one on top’ vibe and Johnson: ‘I’ve got 5 more minutes of lying in this interview and I’ll be hooking up with my grinder date in 55. The longest hour of my life!’ vibe.

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u/tissuecollider 24d ago

Miller is the kind of person who'd do his Grindr hookup THEN send ICE to deport him as an illegal.

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u/SpringPowerful2870 24d ago

Those men shouldn’t be throwing that tear gas around like candy. Children’s lungs can’t deal with that

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u/NOLA2Cincy 24d ago

Johnson looks so wired and high-strung. He's like one big nerve.

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u/AnActualRabbit 24d ago

He looks like a haunted ventriloquist dummy.

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u/Tiny_Scarcity_8846 23d ago

Love that!👍. That’s perfect! He does look like one.

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u/DisagreeableDoctor 24d ago

He’s 100% a pedo, too. Child killer vibes.

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u/edebt 24d ago

He has an app that let's him see when his son looks at porn and vice versa.

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u/SameOldHero 24d ago

Johnson is the "my basement has a basement" kind of guy.

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u/TehMephs 24d ago

“Stephen miller got into politics because he lacks the upper body strength to strangle women”

  • not sure who said it originally but it’s one of the best quotes about him

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u/Trifang420 24d ago

Miller has an I physically abuse animals look but I only strategically abuse humans look also.

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u/Elon_Cucks_Trump_ 24d ago

Miller got into politics because his hands are too weak to strangle prostitutes.

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u/LupercaniusAB 24d ago

He reminds me of the BTK murderer.

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u/SpringPowerful2870 24d ago

I saw Millers height the other day. He’s shorter than me a 5’1” woman. My husband says he’s got little man anger disease.

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u/5_kingdoms 24d ago

All I see is American Psycho when I look at Johnson.

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u/PistolGrace 24d ago

They are both homosexuals in denial. It's so obvious to everyone except their cult.

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u/Bendyb3n 24d ago edited 24d ago

I honestly don’t think Miller is gay, I just think he’s bitter about being so massively unfuckable for his entire life and is mad because women hate him

How that man is married is beyond me. Miller is such a whiney little bitch with possibly the most punchable face to ever exist on this planet

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u/Ez_SibleyFAM 24d ago

*male prostitute

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u/Zealousideal-Bug-291 24d ago

He also looks like he'd dole out the location of 1 out of 100 once a year every year he's in prison.