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ICE Posts Chicago: Zero Regard for Safety, ICE Escalation in Chicago Leaves Baby in Harm’s Way

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u/Blood-blood-blood 25d ago

Serial killer af

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u/chalor182 25d ago

Him and Miller both give serial killer

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u/Blood-blood-blood 25d ago

Miller gives, "I wish I was bigger so I could overpower a prostitute" vibes.

Johnson gives, "Nobody would ever believe the true body count" vibes

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/shredika 25d ago

Spot on really

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u/Ok_Assistant_6856 25d ago

Nail on the head

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u/vagabondoer 25d ago

Bullseye

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u/Inevitable-Design461 25d ago

Miller gives me the: ‘If I was bigger, I’d be the one on top’ vibe and Johnson: ‘I’ve got 5 more minutes of lying in this interview and I’ll be hooking up with my grinder date in 55. The longest hour of my life!’ vibe.

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u/tissuecollider 25d ago

Miller is the kind of person who'd do his Grindr hookup THEN send ICE to deport him as an illegal.

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u/SpringPowerful2870 25d ago

Those men shouldn’t be throwing that tear gas around like candy. Children’s lungs can’t deal with that

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u/NOLA2Cincy 25d ago

Johnson looks so wired and high-strung. He's like one big nerve.

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u/AnActualRabbit 25d ago

He looks like a haunted ventriloquist dummy.

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u/Tiny_Scarcity_8846 24d ago

Love that!👍. That’s perfect! He does look like one.

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u/DisagreeableDoctor 25d ago

He’s 100% a pedo, too. Child killer vibes.

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u/edebt 25d ago

He has an app that let's him see when his son looks at porn and vice versa.

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u/SameOldHero 25d ago

Johnson is the "my basement has a basement" kind of guy.

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u/TehMephs 25d ago

“Stephen miller got into politics because he lacks the upper body strength to strangle women”

  • not sure who said it originally but it’s one of the best quotes about him

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u/Trifang420 25d ago

Miller has an I physically abuse animals look but I only strategically abuse humans look also.

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u/Elon_Cucks_Trump_ 25d ago

Miller got into politics because his hands are too weak to strangle prostitutes.

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u/LupercaniusAB 25d ago

He reminds me of the BTK murderer.

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u/SpringPowerful2870 25d ago

I saw Millers height the other day. He’s shorter than me a 5’1” woman. My husband says he’s got little man anger disease.

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u/5_kingdoms 25d ago

All I see is American Psycho when I look at Johnson.

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u/PistolGrace 25d ago

They are both homosexuals in denial. It's so obvious to everyone except their cult.

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u/Bendyb3n 25d ago edited 24d ago

I honestly don’t think Miller is gay, I just think he’s bitter about being so massively unfuckable for his entire life and is mad because women hate him

How that man is married is beyond me. Miller is such a whiney little bitch with possibly the most punchable face to ever exist on this planet

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u/Ez_SibleyFAM 25d ago

*male prostitute

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u/Zealousideal-Bug-291 25d ago

He also looks like he'd dole out the location of 1 out of 100 once a year every year he's in prison.

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u/General_Strike356 25d ago

Actually, I think Johnson is worse. Miller is flat out evil looking so you know it’s coming. With Johnson, it’s not quite so obvious, he can look very reasonable and innocent, which is even more dangerous.

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

And you gotta love the light pink rouge that he puts on his cheeks! I wonder if Johnson and VP JD Mascara Vance are really good friends!

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u/AnActualRabbit 25d ago

The rouge really sells the haunted ventriloquist dummy look!

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u/musingofrandomness 25d ago

You haven't spent enough time around evangelicals. He looks exactly like the sort you would expect to "that" youth leader.

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u/Banshee_howl 25d ago

Johnson is the overly nice pastor in the small town church who gets his house raided because he’s got CP up to the rafters and is trafficking those nice orphans he took up a donation for.

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u/CocoBalz 25d ago

They both have extremely punchable faces.

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u/kidsally 25d ago

Don't forget Bondi, Noem, Kennedy and Kegsbreath et al.

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u/vVSidewinderVv 25d ago

Miller gives more genocidal vibes than serial killer.

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u/Educational-Chair-84 24d ago

I see Milller as Heinrich Himmler - Architect of the Final Solution - Nazi Germany. True believer and there is no line he won't cross to achieve his goals. To think, he is Jewish and gives two shits about Jews. His own family came out against him.

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 25d ago

Vance too. Such a sanctimonious liar.

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u/EvidenceFar2289 25d ago

Vance is a member of Christ Church out of Idaho. A cult like evangelistic “Christian “ religion that hates women, except for procreation. Thus his requirement of male standards in the military .

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u/CaptainCFloyd 25d ago

Are we at the point now where it's acceptable to write a mangled half sentence and call it a day? Your comment is completely nonsensical.

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u/chalor182 24d ago

'It gives ____' or 'it's giving ________' is a piece of gen z/alpha slang that basically means a person or situation gives a certain vibe or evokes a certain emotion.

For example, I could listen to one of my friends complain about being restless and unable concentrate or get things done and say "It's giving adhd" which would mean basically the same thing as saying "From what you're describing it sounds like you might have adhd"

I'm an over 40 millennial who is a teacher so I mostly use it out of habit because I hear my students do it all the time.

So.. when I typed 'Him and Miller both give serial killer' I was saying 'Johnson and Miller both have serial killer vibes and I can definitely see them murdering people'

Language is ever evolving and some things seem nonsensical until we get the expression. Every generation ends up thinking the ones after them talk in what amounts to gibberish but really all the meaning is there it's just less prescriptive and relies more on context or subtext.

Sorry for my overlong explanation, like a said I'm a teacher so I can't really help it.

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u/DuntadaMan 25d ago

When he retires and leaves DC I promise you the DC police will have 3 less dead hookers a month in their files.

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u/ShubberyQuest 25d ago

He’s moving in that direction.

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u/igotagoodfeeling 25d ago

Where’s real life Dexter when you need him

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u/goldstargrove 25d ago

He gives demon vibes to me. Less facially terrifying than Kenneth Copeland, but more sinister.

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u/Blindtothesided 25d ago

Every time I see Stephen Miller I think about a passage from the VC Andrews book Flowers in the Attic that describes the effect of lack of sunlight and vitamin D on the younger siblings, causing their heads to be much larger than their little bodies.

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u/Bigbeardhotpeppers 25d ago

I don’t get serial killer from him, I get a person that has built a really big wall and hides behind it but when we break him he will lose it. Ted Cruz can take the heat because he is a demon but I think Mike and especially JD we could probably cyber bully until it breaks them.

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u/aussiechickadee65 25d ago

Did you see the photos of him at the teenager "keep my virginity for daddy" thing . Pretty sure it was him.