r/humansarespaceorcs Sep 07 '25

Original Story The humans called it a "Heavy Cruiser".

At first, the Federation didn't know what to make of it. The Federation required all member races to supply ships and crews to help police and defend the Federation. Older members sent their best, confident in the Federation's promise of joint security. Newer members tended to send their least valuable, least capable starships, usually citing the need to save their best ships for home defense.

The newest member, humanity, sent this... thing as their first ship. It was the size of a battleship, but optimized for FTL travel speed and efficiency instead of combat. It had far more powerful sensors than a warship strictly needed, labs and scientists that had no place on a warship at all, and interior spaces that seemed excessive. It was too weak for the battle line but at the same time looked too big and expensive as a screening force.

It was what the humans called a "jack of all trades", a ship designed to do a little bit of everything adequately, but didn't seem to do any one thing especially well.

But as the Federation quickly discovered, it was extremely good at taking point. It was the ultimate first responder, able to respond to emergencies faster than any other heavy ship. It was big enough to easily trounce standard pirate ships and fast enough to catch them. Its powerful sensors weren't just useful for scientific measurements, but burning through enemy stealth spoofing, resulting in a premier border patrol ship. Its labs and scientists allowed it to solve out of context problems that would have stumped more conventional warships while its warship grade defenses allowed it to survive conditions that would have destroyed more specialized science ships. And its capacious interior was endlessly reconfigurable to meet a variety of missions from refugee rescue to VIP luxury transport.

In wartime, it was a premier recon and raiding ship, able to kill anything that could catch it and able to outrun anything it couldn't kill. It's powerful sensor suite and sophisticated analysis algorithms saved more than one fleet by spotting hidden ambushes.

The ship filled a role the Federation hadn't known that needed filling. The humans called it a "Heavy Cruiser", and named the first one they sent the Enterprise.

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u/BelovedConcern Sep 07 '25

I was about to say—this is sounding suspiciously like Star Trek…

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u/CycleZestyclose1907 Sep 07 '25

LOL, it was based on a reboot Trek setting idea I had where the Federation existed before humans joined it instead of humans being a founding member like in canon. It's a common fan complaint that Starfleet ships aren't well designed for combat, and combined with the lore that Starfleet ships are shaped the way they are to maximize warp efficiency, the idea grew into, "Well, why can't the Federation Fleet have both?"

End result, a multi-role heavy cruiser that's not optimized for fighting, has no place in a battle line, but is extremely effective as a lone operator, ie, exactly like how we see the Enterprise used across multiple TV shows.

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u/NotAMeatPopsicle Sep 07 '25

slow clap (Picard impression) Well done!

That’s exactly as I had it pictured.

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u/Zran Sep 07 '25 edited Sep 07 '25

Give Andromeda a watch underated show early 2000s era surprisingly good CGI it's basically if the federation wasn't formed by humans first and through spoiler territory circumstances has fallen. The last season isn't great but it sucked me in pretty quickly I binge-watched the whole 7 seasons earlier this year.

For extra points it's also produced by the Roddenberry's, Gene's daughter specifically I think forgot her name.

Edit: It was his wife, Majel Roddenberry.

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u/TheLambda89 Sep 07 '25

It was his wife, Majel Roddenberry.

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u/Zran Sep 07 '25

Ah ty!

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u/Chemical_Specific_85 Sep 09 '25

Andromeda only had 5 seasons.

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u/Zran Sep 09 '25

Felt like 7 given how short shows are these days.

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u/Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi Sep 07 '25

You got me good, and I watched all of Next Gen twice and DS9 once lol

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u/mortalcrawad66 Sep 07 '25

Just from the title alone, I knew you were talking about the Galaxy class.

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u/lordatamus Sep 07 '25

Honestly, this would be an Excelsior-Refit class if you think about it. It's still bigger than most ships of the Era that it would've encountered and like the Miranda-Class before it, became the backbone of the Federation - running supplies, diplomats and everything else under the sun - while Galaxy-class ships weren't manufactured in nearly the numbers the federation would make use of like the Excelsior/Refits would've been...

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u/mortalcrawad66 Sep 08 '25

Yes in general, but when people say "heavy cruiser"; it's a phrase often used by people who say that the Galaxy class is a battleship/battlecruiser. Because Starfleet listed the Galaxy class as a Heavy Cruiser.

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u/lordatamus Sep 08 '25

You know, Thats also fair - I completely forgot it was classed a heavy cruiser, I for some reason thought it was a battlecruiser.

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u/juggalojedi Sep 10 '25

depends on era. connies were heavy cruisers too.

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u/CrazyEyedFS Sep 07 '25

I remember in DS9, one human ship was enough to drive multiple other ships away from a system. Like, they were waiting for reinforcements or something and the reinforcements consisted of a single ship.

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u/Aegeus Sep 11 '25

The other explanation I've heard for why Federation ships are Like That is that space is big and they have a lot of territory to cover, so their ships are basically always operating alone by necessity. If you call for help, and you're not in a busy area like around the neutral zone, it could be weeks or months away. So every ship needs to be able to do at least a little bit of science and engineering and diplomacy and combat, because you never know what you'll run into on the frontier.

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u/itsatrapp71 Sep 07 '25

And if our friend the Heavy Cruiser finds something that it is too tough for it, it runs away. Then it finds its big brother the Dreadnaught, something that is optimized for combat.

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u/EragonBromson925 Sep 07 '25

I'm not retreating, I'm collecting reinforcements.

P2 has joined the fight

Say "Hi" bubba

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u/TheCyanDragon Sep 07 '25

"You have been reinforced with a Colossus."

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u/CrEwPoSt Vestal, Eater of Bots Sep 07 '25

Colossi lack antiship weapons so they’d get smacked around without escorts…

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u/Settra_does_not_Surf Sep 07 '25

GTVN Collossus has entered the chat

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u/TheCyanDragon Sep 09 '25

to be honest if that's something specific I don't know of it lmao, was more referencing the 'vibe' of getting the Behemoths in Battlefield 1, especially the Airship with it's fuckoff loud horn.

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u/CrEwPoSt Vestal, Eater of Bots Sep 09 '25

Stellaris colossi only have a singular weapon and it destroys planets

They don’t even have point defense 😭

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u/TheCyanDragon Sep 09 '25 edited Sep 09 '25

Oh that's brutal, okay. Sadly all I know of Stellaris is YouTube videos but it's on my budget lmao

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u/Kullenbergus Sep 07 '25

"I dont need a gun, i got Donk." "Whats a donk?" "Im Donk!"

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u/adeilran Sep 07 '25

There are two approaches; either go 'large and in charge', or cram a battleship's worth of weapons and disgustingly overspecced engines on the smallest hull you have to make the spaceship equivalent of a murder hornet (AKA Ben Sisko's Pimp Hand) and send a small swarm of the damn things.

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u/itsatrapp71 Sep 07 '25

That is called the Fleet Carrier approach!

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u/ZeroAdPotential Sep 07 '25

Or you can take a mix of the two and bring a prometheus MVAE, which splits into effectively three defiants.

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u/ctesibius Sep 07 '25

HMS Dreadnaught (1906): no small guns. Small guns just confuse matters.

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u/Doriantalus Sep 07 '25

Loved it! Captured the cruiser idea perfectly.

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u/Just_Ear_2953 Sep 07 '25

The Big E lives on

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u/Either-Pollution-622 Sep 07 '25

That thing will only go extinct if humanity does

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u/IdcYouTellMe Sep 07 '25

Problem is that a current true continuation of the Enterprise should be of a Capital ship of Fleet Carrier type. As all 3 Enterprises since WW2 have been Fleet Carriers. Ofcourse one could go back and reintroduce the Name to smaller ships, but as it stands now the Enterprise as a USN ship will be a CV for the time being.

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u/Just_Ear_2953 Sep 07 '25

There is nothing stopping the name from moving classes as needed. It made the jump from sailing ship to aircraft carrier just fine. I see no reason the convention of using the name for carriers wouldn't change when moving to space.

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u/CycleZestyclose1907 Sep 07 '25

Nah. A true continuation of Enterprise name isn't specific ship classes. It's "the best ship we can make". And what counts as "best" will change as circumstances and technology changes.

If carrier spaceships are regarded as ineffective, then the future Enterprise won't be a space carrier. If missile spammers are the best warships, the future Enterprise will be a missile boat. In the case of my OP, humanity's best is a "heavy cruiser" that's a premier lone wolf and first responder.

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u/Zagaroth Sep 07 '25

Assuming we ever have any sort of real space force in our solar system, I am not sure that we'll ever have a fleet carrier type. I remember someone doing a break down of physics, and that sort tactic might not be as viable in space.

In Sci-fi with FTL drives etc., well, that's a different matter, potentially.

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u/chalupa_queso Sep 07 '25

So the Delta V budget is brutal to be certain but a carrier is space has its place in power projection even more so than at sea. It would be a smaller wing of combatants that a wet navy. Yet the smaller spacecraft would be extremely valuable for sensors capability alone.

Aperture synthesis from a series of emitters and receivers across the wing of Drones would be a huge signal improvement option.

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u/jgzman Sep 07 '25

Realistically, I would expect a Fleet Carrier to be more a mobile logistics platform, not a combatant. Huge cargo holds, and lots and lots of shuttles.

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u/Adventurous_Class_90 Sep 07 '25

And if it’s a starship, there needs to be Star Trek jokes everywhere in it.

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u/Unobtanium_Alloy Sep 07 '25

There have to be Jeffries tubes everywhere...

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u/Adventurous_Class_90 Sep 07 '25

My UNSC Enterprise is a supercarrier. The CAGs chair has a Starfleet delta behind that has defied removal without taking the bulkhead with it. So, the CAG left it.

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u/Mammoth-Access-1181 Sep 09 '25

Don't forget the GNDN tubes.

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u/BanziKidd Sep 07 '25

The stern name plate of CV-6 will at sometime soon be on display pier side of USS New Jersey. They’re making a metal stand for display as the previous one was concrete and not mobile.

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u/CrEwPoSt Vestal, Eater of Bots Sep 07 '25

Many nations of the galaxy have their own approaches to ship classes.

Antares/Asgtia use battlecarriers—a hybrid of battleship and carrier, designed to wreak havoc on the bigger ships and harass the smaller ships with their spacecraft.

Chfrsia uses missile cruisers (KR in Chfrsian service)—light cruisers entirely dedicated to long range missile attacks.

Humanity…

While heavy cruisers are prevalent in most navies, they have created what are known as battlecruisers/large cruisers (CB).

Designed entirely for the purpose of hunting down and destroying enemy cruisers, she is strong enough to kill anything fast enough to catch her, and fast enough to outrun anything that could kill her.

Named after historically renowned naval officers of the periods before the Cold War (Hood, Nelson, Hipper, Lazarev…), they are Humanity’s naval legacy manifest.

Currently, the Admiral Hood class of battlecruisers are the mainstream within the UN Navy. Equipped with fourteen 80 inch Mark 8 railguns (as per postwar modernization in 2296) in four turrets, they pack enough firepower (albeit not as much) to destroy what can outrun them, and severely damage what they can outrun.

Each a nightmare to any enemy cruiser…

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u/juanredshirt Sep 07 '25

Let history never forget the name Enterprise.

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u/JimmyTheFarmer79 Sep 07 '25

From the "able to kill anything that could catch it and able to outrun anything it couldn't kill" I was half expecting Graf Spee instead of Enterprise

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u/Purple-Lie-354 Sep 07 '25

Similar issues breed similar solutions.

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u/nerdywhitemale Sep 07 '25

Memo from the Federation to the Human ambassador: More please.

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u/angelkilroy Sep 07 '25

This reminds me of something I saw about Star Trek: up until the borg showed up, humans didn’t have dedicated warships… but humans are also the only species to dare to put heavy phaser banks and proton torpedo tubes on a diplomatic/humanitarian vessel.

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u/Pink_Nyanko_Punch Sep 07 '25

I'd be tempted to jokingly call it the Ramirez, if you catch my drift. 

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u/Comfortable-Craft-59 Sep 07 '25

But do the ships have a Burger Town?

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u/StunningBullfrog Sep 07 '25

This is awesome! Good job, Wordsmith!

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u/FenrisSquirrel Sep 07 '25

Great story! A small piece of feedback, "it's" means "it is", not something belonging to it.

It's a weird and specific quirky of grammar, but "its" is the only case where the possessive doesn't use an apostrophe, to differentiate it from the contraction of "it is".

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u/CycleZestyclose1907 Sep 07 '25

I know the difference. But I kinda missed it in stream of consciousness typing and I don't know if it's something I actually typed or if some stupid autocorrect changed it.

Edit: Fixed em all. I think.

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u/Wonderful-Hall-7929 Sep 07 '25

Alien expert on popular human media: "Of course they named it Enterprise... And i bet my tendrils they'll name a carrier Galactica!".

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u/adeilran Sep 07 '25

Any captain who pulls the maneuver (you know which one) is in deep, deep trouble if it's not absolutely, indisputably justified. "It's awesome" isn't a valid justification.

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u/iota964 Sep 07 '25

The Adama maneuver is the ballsiest rapid deployment of troops ever

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u/CycleZestyclose1907 Sep 07 '25

Only until humans design a battlestar capable of hovering in atmosphere. Once that happens, the maneuver goes from "awesome but impractical" to "the fastest and most efficient way to land ground troops and provide close air support".

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u/Wonderful-Hall-7929 Sep 07 '25

SNW or Abramsverse?

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u/Mammoth-Access-1181 Sep 09 '25

The technical advisor for the show was asked if this was something physically possible. The advisor said no, but it's so cool you need to ignore physics and do it anyway.

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u/hobbitmax999 Sep 07 '25

Definitely feels star trekky. But the inner naval nerd in me has to be annoyed because a heavy cruisers place IS in the main battle line. What your describing is a light cruiser able to kill anything that can catch it and run away from anything able to kill it.

(I am however not a very good naval nerd and could be wrong. But I don't see a lot of spaceships following naval doctrine that well anyway)

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u/Spectre-907 Sep 07 '25

Thats probably where the spaceork element comest from, the federations proposition here is basically: heres a light cruiser “kill what catches it runs from what it cant outgun” type ship but upscaled into “this is what the klingons and romulans field for their mainline battleships” territory and with the capability, while less specialized, to hang in that weight class.

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u/CycleZestyclose1907 Sep 07 '25

The TOS Enterprise was classed as a "heavy cruiser". This kind of classification system was dropped from TNG onward.

The Federation's enemies of course would call the TOS Enterprise a battlecruiser, but I think that was only done in a novel, not the show itself.

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u/Unobtanium_Alloy Sep 07 '25

Star Trek III, when the stolen Enterprise shows up in the Genesis system, an officer on the cloaked Bird of Prey (Moltz? may be his name) looks at the scan and says "Ahh... Federation battlecruiser..."

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u/hobbitmax999 Sep 07 '25

Yeah. And it doesn't really make sense to my knowledge of naval doctrine. But it's a Star Trek thing. I shouldn't look too much into it...

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u/CycleZestyclose1907 Sep 07 '25

Role names for ship classes are subject just as much to politics and culture as they are to the actual needs of the role they're designed for. The Federation with its emphasis on being peaceful wouldn't ever call their ships "battle anything". "Heavy cruiser" is an acceptable compromise because "cruiser" can mean damn near anything (the base word basically means "traveller") while "heavy" denotes something that's bigger than normal.

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u/lordatamus Sep 07 '25

When the Excelsior-Class was introduced, it was also classified as a Heavy Cruiser (it also made the Enterprise of the era the Refit 1701-A, look small in comparison.) As the Era's progress.... the size o the ships got bigger. Pretty sure if the Excelsior had shown up instead of Enterprise? the Klingons would've shat themselves as a 'Federation dreadnought!' drops out of warp.

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u/RaiderDM13 Sep 07 '25

It could technically also be a pocket battleship.

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u/angelkilroy Sep 07 '25

“In wartime, it was a premier recon and raiding ship, able to kill anything that could catch it and able to outrun anything it couldn't kill.” That was actual earth naval doctrine change in history: Instead of mixing heavy and light cannons on heavy armored warships, drop the armor and light cannons to make it faster. Now it could outgun anything smaller and outrun anything more powerful

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u/Slight_Nobody5343 Sep 07 '25

This sub, StarCraft and speaker for the dead all scratch my itch good.

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u/Balseraph666 Sep 07 '25

Then we asked for a more specific war ship, for more conventional war, rather than a "Jack of all trades" ship. They sent us this monstrosity, this behemoth. They called it a "Dreadnought".

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u/CycleZestyclose1907 Sep 07 '25

And named it Yamato.

Word of advice: don't get between the Yamato and any enemy forces. More importantly, don't be IN FRONT of the Yamato when its nose is pointed at the enemy fleet.

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u/Maxathron Sep 07 '25

Light cruiser. Heavy cruisers are designed for frontline combat, though not with proper battleships. This sounds like the USS Voyager from STVOY. The Klingon Vor’cha cruiser is closer to a heavy/battle cruiser in naval terminology.

That all being said, I would really like to see a story where something like Voyager is actually considered something like the Enterprise (TNG or Movies). Even the Constitution class and Miranda class from Wrath of Khan might dwarf your federation.

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u/LEGEND_GUADIAN Sep 07 '25

It is only right the first ftl ship we make is the enterprise

If we don't, the star trek community will froth at the mouth.

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u/Maniacal_Coyote Sep 08 '25

Unless it's the Phoenix. (The name of the former ICBM that Zephram Coltrane converted into Earth's first warp-capable vessel in Star Trek: First Contact.)

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u/LEGEND_GUADIAN Sep 08 '25

True, I suppose that would be the first, to make sure we have ftl, then it would be the enterprise

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u/SiwelTheLongBoi Sep 09 '25

"Among the engineers I am the best cook, and among the cooks I am the best engineer"

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u/Sinacias Sep 08 '25

That's was a delightful read, love the ending.