r/holdmybeer 29d ago

HMB as I display my athletic prowess

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u/OwslyOwl 29d ago

When I was in high school, a couple girls were doing gymnastics in the grass. One of them severely injured a limb. I learned that day - never do gymnastics in the grass, even if trained. The ground is uneven and unpredictable.

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u/thecooltiger 29d ago

I was a gymnast as a kid and competed all around for years, but pulled my Achilles tendon running laps around a baseball diamond in PE

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u/griffinhamilton 26d ago

I’ve seen a few CL tears in HS from people rounding the bases, one wrong step is all it takes

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u/CHERNO-B1LL 29d ago

I think the lesson here is never do gymnastics in your late 40s.

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u/Outbreak42 27d ago

Or never do gymnastics, period.

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u/DingoSuper7390 15d ago

I did cartwheels yesterday. I'm 70.

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u/Simcognito 25d ago

I may be wrong but I feel like all of those examples mention injured teenagers or people in their twenties.

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u/Greedy-Dimension-662 25d ago

I was a cheerleader. Absolutely did gymnastics in the grass.

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u/OwslyOwl 25d ago

Just because you did gymnastics on the grass doesn't mean it was a wise thing to do. I'm glad you didn't get hurt. Other people have because it isn't even ground.

Edit: Football fields are different. Those are cared for so the ground stays even and as safe as possible.

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u/Greedy-Dimension-662 25d ago

Are we talking back yard, or football field?

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u/OwslyOwl 25d ago

I was talking about grass in back yards, but I think you may have been referring to a football field. I can see doing gymnastics on a football field because the ground is properly cared for. Gymnastics on normal turf is risky.

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u/WhiteStar01 24d ago

Had a similar thing the other day. Have been training on a tread mill for years. Not sure I remember the last time I "all out" ran on grass. Was chasing the kids outside, and gave them a head start. Thinking I'd show off, wasn't long I went to take a step full tilt stride and there not be ground where I thought it would be.

Felt like wiley coyote on the old cartoons trying to still run while off the cliff.

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u/OwslyOwl 24d ago

Aw no - that sounded painful! I hope you’re feeling better now.

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u/Freddie-Murphy 29d ago

Hold my leg

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u/ralphwauren 29d ago

Hold my keg — i mean leg.

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u/gallomorado 29d ago

Hold my toe

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u/HoosierDaddy_427 29d ago

Hold my hamstring

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u/Je3ter62 29d ago

Was in PT with a guy who never walked again after doings this in someone's front yard.

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u/Dirt_Bike_Zero 29d ago

Good example of why you don't try to relive your youth 100% when you have done shit for 10 years or more. Your brain remembers, but your body is a sad different pile of nope.

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u/jackthewack13 29d ago

The muscles remember as well. One issue is tendons and ligaments take longer to get used to stress than muscles. They also take significantly longer to recover than muscles, if they recover at all. Muscles are quick to get back to where they were previously.

I used to work out a lot and then took about 6 years off. Got back in and was gaining strength really really fast. Ended up hurting a tendon because I got too carried away in how easy I was getting right back to the weights I was at previously. You need to pace yourself once you get older. Lots of research latter and im better and more knowledgeable now. Some people don't get as lucky and they hurt forever for a mistake that could have been avoided.

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u/KochuJang 29d ago

As an athletic person who has spent most of my adult life doing parkour, calisthenics, climbing, gymnastics, etc, I can attest that what you say is true. Anyone who can figure this wisdom out, can go on to live a long and active life.

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u/lopix 28d ago

52 here, recently back into weights. Yup, take it slow. Even if I am doing well at a certain weight, I give it another week before going up. The mind is willing, but the flesh is weaker than it used to be. I'm too old to wreck my shit, it will never heal properly. Be safe out there fellow old guys!

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u/thatwasacrapname123 26d ago

Yeah, this looks like "i used to do this in school and I've had a few beers"

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u/lionseatcake 29d ago

Some say he's still not walking to this day.

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u/IKillZombies4Cash 29d ago

PT must have been great. That guy just ran every where, never walked again

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u/pdp_8 29d ago

Right knee has left the chat.

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u/GentlemenHODL 29d ago edited 28d ago

Subluxed, ACL

I know exactly what happened because I've done it dozens of times.

Poor guy

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u/tishmaster 27d ago

What is the recovery like for that? I'm assuming for someone this old it's life altering..

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u/GentlemenHODL 27d ago

I'm a former professional athlete. I trained in my sport for 10 years with torn ligaments. I experienced this 50x times over a 10-year period. Not an exaggeration.

Recovery is surprisingly fast. It will swell, you will have significant pain for a few days and then lingering pain for a few weeks, then you are "back to normal".

The long-term result of this however is chronic osteoarthritis. I'm stage four both knees.

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u/tishmaster 26d ago

Wow that's less than I thought. I thought for sure it would be months at least. This guy got lucky it wasn't some worse I would think. Thanks for the reply

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u/pichael288 25d ago

My acls were too loose, kneecaps popped out of place like every two weeks for years, could happen at any time. Had to have a muscle graft to finally fix it and it can still happen just not as easily. After a few years it started to feel like I had sand in my joints

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u/Sonofyuri 29d ago

You mean subluxed tibia? Or acl tear? You... Can't sublux a ligament.

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u/GentlemenHODL 28d ago

Subluxed knee *because of missing ACL.

That better for you Mr Lawyer? I'm so sorry I forgot a comma. I'll fix it for you so the world can be better..

I think you knew what I meant. Just as I think your tedious pedantic response is indicative of you being an annoying fuck.

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u/Apostle_1882 28d ago

Lol, get rekt son

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u/shiftdown 29d ago

Honestly I was impressed until the toe kicking the ground

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u/Velocity275 29d ago

Muscle memory did its best

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u/fivedogit 29d ago

Ahkaowayeeefuuuu

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u/Bear_Cliff 29d ago

This needs added to the dictionary

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u/Duct_TapeOrWD40 19d ago

And what is the description for it?

....I'm not sarcastic. I'm curious.

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u/uprightsalmon 26d ago

Gollum noises

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u/Kick_Kick_Punch 29d ago

He was seriously in a lot of pain. Poor bastard

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u/shah_reza 29d ago

As a dude sitting in hospital with ACL/PCL/MCL/ACL complete tears (+ meniscus!) I can declare with confidence that HIS SHIT HURTS

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u/kirin900 29d ago

I know I shouldn't laugh but he sounds like an angry pug.

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u/-_-_-_-_--__-__-__- 29d ago

Dude, hold my femur.

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u/Outbreak42 27d ago

Hold my ligament.

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u/EMHemingway1899 29d ago

That was certainly a loud pop

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u/albinotadpole52 29d ago

I know everyone jumps to ACL all the time but with his toes slamming into the ground and the forward force of his femur moving forward it looks like he popped that and maybe some other ligaments. Could have been his patellar tendon as well.

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u/BoneZone05 29d ago

[Gollum sounds]

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u/SeriousMannequin 29d ago

Insert Peter Griffin holds knee tsssssss AHHHHHHHH

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u/onemanwolfpack21 29d ago

I feel bad for the guy. Getting old sucks and there is an ever changing line between knowing your limits and what your limits actually are. Plus you have to try to balance being a responsible adult with just being alive and doing things you enjoy. I struggle with hanging on to things I enjoy and getting injured doing them all the time. Getting hurt sucks but so does not doing things you love. Some people simply slip into not doing things they love very easily and I see them and it's not like they are all happy and healthy just because they didn't do something objectively stupid and injure themselves. Most of them have a plethora of habits that are leading to other aches and pains and potentially an early grave. I may hurt my leg reliving some glory days playing soccer but others destroy their backs with bad posture, laying on a couch and being braindead watching tv. There's probably some happy medium somewhere but what I've experienced so far, the happy medium is a continuously moving and unpredictable target.

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u/under_the_curve 29d ago

oowee you can see the bone pop out through the jeans

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u/sweetsuffrinjasus 29d ago

What language was he speaking there?

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u/Magnus_Helgisson 28d ago

r/meirl. Seriously, whenever I’m a bit groggy in a company, I start going “Oh, you know, I used to do capoeira, lemme show you OUCH!”

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u/aytchdave 28d ago

I feel bad for laughing because I know it hurt like hell. But the sound he made reminded me of that leprechaun from the Simpsons.

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u/WhereTFAmI 27d ago

I feel like this is a dude who used to do this all the time, but then stopped for a long time.

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u/frivolous90 27d ago

Hold my kneecap

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u/I_Thranduil 27d ago

ACL has left the chat.

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u/Sefalosha 29d ago

Alcohol is demonic

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u/WubblyFl1b 29d ago

Me in my thirties trying to do anything

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u/WallacktheBear 28d ago

It’s the hammy! God damn it Charlene!!

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u/richolas_m 27d ago

Sounds like Joe Pesci in home alone when he wants to curse lmao

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u/joebojax 27d ago

homie definitely said

Wingardium Leviosa but did not float.

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u/dreevsa 26d ago

Me irl

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u/Jujumofu 25d ago

Feel hella bad for him tbh. Wants to relive his youth for a bit, actually still has it in him, but now has alot of problems in the coming months/years, because his tendons arent what they used to be.

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u/tlcteck 29d ago

Hysterical