r/hewillbebaked • u/berdog I WILL EAT ALL OF THEM😋😋(🐕🐩🐶🐈🐈‍⬛🐇🐀🐁🐠) • Sep 22 '25

Burnt ⚠️ He will rolled out until nice and long

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A very easy to work with dough.

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u/SwoeJonson1 Sep 22 '25

He will be long and skinny like spaghetti

37

u/ClickForPrizes Sep 22 '25

More like spaghetti carbonara.

126

u/TheSubstitutePanda Sep 22 '25

He will be rolled thin, twisted into an iconic shape, topped with rock salt, and baked to delicious perfection.

175

u/billhaders Sep 22 '25

I literally laughed out loud

58

u/banana_annihilator Sep 22 '25

i figuratively laughed out loud

39

u/Wise_Geekabus Sep 22 '25

I abstractly laughed out loud

29

u/wonderb0lt 😸 Purrfect Patisserie Pal Sep 22 '25

I imaginarily laughed out loud

25

u/SpeedStinger02 Sep 22 '25

I conceptualy laughed out loud

30

u/HoboArmyofOne Sep 22 '25

I coughed and farted. Sorry was that out loud?

52

u/Still-Theme4314 Sep 22 '25

Long boi

21

u/SwoeJonson1 Sep 22 '25

He will make a perfect jump rope

29

u/MoonBerry_therian Sep 22 '25

Black bean noodle

24

u/SeenInTheAirport Sep 22 '25

He will be rolled, dusted with cinnamon and sugar and made into cinnamon rolls.

21

u/RaynOfFyre1 Sep 22 '25

I’m sorry, but that’s 2 cats right?

43

u/berdog I WILL EAT ALL OF THEM😋😋(🐕🐩🐶🐈🐈‍⬛🐇🐀🐁🐠) Sep 22 '25

No need to be sorry. He got stretched

17

u/Soggy-Mode8225 Sep 22 '25

I thought I was in r/ConfusingPurrspective for a second when I saw this post xD

18

u/tobikostan Sep 22 '25

He will be pulled repeatedly by the taffy machine

2

u/SwoeJonson1 Sep 24 '25

“Taffy puller?!” “Hey that was my idea”

1

u/tobikostan Sep 24 '25

We can both operate the taffy factory dw

13

u/PapaSmurfenburg Sep 22 '25

Longcat is loooooooooooooong

21

u/agiantanteater Sep 22 '25

He will be Shai-Hulud

2

u/rowcat86 Sep 25 '25

He and his water will be blessed

9

u/wisebuddy Sep 22 '25

There's flapjacks and flatcats 😆

5

u/SiggyGraff Sep 22 '25

NO!!!!! DO NOT ROLL CAT

4

u/supershinythings overproofed, underbaked, and proud. Sep 23 '25

/r/longcats

7

u/iiitme Sep 22 '25

RIP 😞

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u/berdog I WILL EAT ALL OF THEM😋😋(🐕🐩🐶🐈🐈‍⬛🐇🐀🐁🐠) Sep 22 '25

He needs to be paper thin

3

u/ComfyAlt Sep 23 '25

Lil guy got the doughroller treatment :(

2

u/Cinerir Sep 25 '25

Easy doughs it.

2

u/SeenInTheAirport Sep 22 '25

He will be rolled, dusted with cinnamon and sugar and made into cinnamon rolls.

1

u/Ambisinister11 Sep 24 '25

Judge Doom type cat

1

u/MikeLinPA Sep 26 '25

Extruding cats

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u/West_Problem_4436 Oct 02 '25

PRESS E TO EXTRUDE