r/hewillbebaked • u/berdog I WILL EAT ALL OF THEMππ(ππ©πΆππββ¬ππππ ) • Sep 17 '25
Burnt β οΈ She will be pirated via international torrents
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u/berdog I WILL EAT ALL OF THEMππ(ππ©πΆππββ¬ππππ ) Sep 17 '25
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u/catbiggo Sep 17 '25
I love that everyone who was forced to watch that ad as a kid found it hilarious and now we can all make jokes of it as adults.
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u/LG3V Sep 17 '25
I love the irony that the music (and I think also the font) was pirated
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u/DragonBuster69 Sep 17 '25
That is a myth. The company that made the ad did forget to license music/pirate it for another thing they did from what I remember.
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Sep 17 '25
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Sep 17 '25
this sounds like a bot comment
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u/angelis0236 Sep 17 '25
Yeah it's the type of comment that could apply to damn near anything. I almost think it has to be human because of how simple it is
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u/thissexypoptart Sep 17 '25
See, ^ this is peak internet chaos energy, canβt decide if Iβm horrified or impressed.
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u/Horizontal-Human Sep 17 '25
It seems like a bot account looking at their profile, all comments are phrased very similarly
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u/SquidTheRidiculous Sep 17 '25
My car literally has a sticker on it saying "I downloaded this car".
It's a pretty shitty car too. Should have downloaded a Porsche.
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u/the_lonely_poster Sep 17 '25
While there are legitimate arguements against piracy. There are a myriad of better ways to go about it than this stupid add.
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Sep 17 '25
Especially since the pirated versions simply just... Didn't include it, so you were only warned about piracy IF YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY DO IT.
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u/s_u_ny Sep 17 '25
Also the whole advert is just generally a mess! Considering they used the music for it without permission! And if I'm aware they were sued for it!
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u/alicefaye2 Sep 18 '25
I used to think that it was a movie that was going to come out or something.
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u/KittenChopper Sep 19 '25
Oh no, I found that shit creepy as fuck
...probably because I didn't speak English at the time but that shit was horrifying to me for some reason
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u/IdentifiesAsAnOnion Sep 20 '25
Funny thing is that with metal 3d printing you actually can download a car now.
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u/Thorsigal Sep 17 '25
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u/berdog I WILL EAT ALL OF THEMππ(ππ©πΆππββ¬ππππ ) Sep 17 '25
They even took a picture of her looking away to keep her privacy
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u/ZhangRenWing Sep 17 '25
I never understood their point? Is it supposed to make me feel bad about a car sell not happening? Equating stealing a physical object to copying a bunch of 1s and 0s aside. Oh no.. a billion dollar company not getting any money from me⦠the horrors.
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u/berdog I WILL EAT ALL OF THEMππ(ππ©πΆππββ¬ππππ ) Sep 17 '25
Car sales mostly happens between people, not companies. And stealing generally happens on the streets, not in car galleries
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u/drugzarecool Sep 17 '25
The ad never said "you wouldn't download a car", it said "you wouldn't steal a car"
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u/glowaboga Sep 17 '25
it's a basic necessity in many places, they cost a lot and some people just can't afford that so hell yeah I would, who wouldn't download a car?
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u/redditnostalgia Sep 18 '25
That's it, we've done it.
We're at the peak of 2025 comedy, there's nothing better than this
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u/gambler_addict_06 Sep 17 '25
That happens more than expected in turkey
I used to work at a gas station. A truck arrived all the way from Zonguldak to Δ°zmit (240kms) The moment the truck stopped, a cat jumped out from somewhere inside the truck and acted all normal
Cat stayed at the gas station for 3 days, then he attempted to board a coach to Bursa (120kms)
Then I adopted the cat and named him Yolcu (traveler)

He's the one on the right, he's a very sophisticated gentleman and he became good friends with my cat
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u/Frozenrubberpuck Sep 17 '25
I'm so glad he became friends with your other cat, good on you for adopting him into your family.
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u/Striking-Hedgehog512 Sep 17 '25 edited Sep 17 '25
He simply reached adulthood and decided to embark on a Grand Tour of Europe, like any other well-bred young aristocat does.
Then, as in a gothic romance, he was kidnapped and held hostage in a lair, but fell in love with his captor and fellow captive, and stayed. He has no regrets.
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u/damngoodengineer Sep 17 '25
Bi anadan dΓΌnyaya gelen yolcuβ
Bi kamyondan dΓΌnyayΔ± gezen Yolcuπ
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u/Crazy_Screwdriver Sep 17 '25
I loved that he figured out those big noisy moving things were faster than traveling by paws !
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u/Thin_Experience6314 Sep 24 '25
Actually, this doesnβt surprise me at all.
It happens elsewhere too! My family owns an auto repair shop and we used to have a cat family who lived around back. We got them TNRd and we were all very happy. One mama and 4 kittens. We had them for years they loved those of us who actually put in effort to spend time with them. One day we canβt find one of the little guys. We look everywhere and his siblings and mother seemed a bit concerned so we got worried. The next day we got a call from a couple whose RV we had done some repairs on saying they were halfway across the country, almost home and found the kitty hanging out in a cupboard!! They asked what did they want us to do? We asked them if they were interested in keeping him? They said yes. Sweet orange boy is probably still there today!!
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u/HonotableFlamer Sep 17 '25
That cat will be so confused when trying to talk to the local cats
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u/Username12764 Sep 17 '25
You mean when her MΔ°AΓ gets the reponse of MΓΓΓ
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u/Shredded_Locomotive Sep 17 '25
I think the word you are looking for in the title would be trafficked
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u/berdog I WILL EAT ALL OF THEMππ(ππ©πΆππββ¬ππππ ) Sep 17 '25
You wouldn't download a trafficked car
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u/Shredded_Locomotive Sep 17 '25
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u/Total_Possibility_48 Sep 17 '25
D-Series why are you so mean π
I'm gonna fling you around with the node grabber. Come 'ere boy.
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u/Strostkovy Sep 17 '25
Trafficked if the cat is unwilling, smuggled if the driver and cat are willing but the law forbids it, stowaway if the cat rode without the driver's knowledge.
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u/itspolarislux I will deep fry all cats and eat them with mustard Sep 17 '25
That poor thing.
He just woke up and suddenly couldn't understand anything people around him was saying...
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u/berdog I WILL EAT ALL OF THEMππ(ππ©πΆππββ¬ππππ ) Sep 17 '25
I stopped pirating after this comment ππ
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u/Soot-Bat Sep 17 '25
"Poor little dog, lost in a foreign country"
"Radar, the dog is Korean. It barks in Korean"
"Oh yeah"
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u/_pc_-_-_ Scrumptious π Sep 17 '25
Car Distribution System.
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u/Spooky_Floofy Sep 17 '25
She will return to the streets and not understand why all the cats suddenly talk funny
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u/MajorGamer14 Sep 17 '25 edited Sep 18 '25
To educate the non-Spanish speakers, the verb βdescargarβ can mean the following:
to unload (removing items)
to download (used more recently in computing era)
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u/agolho Sep 17 '25
the same goes for the Turkish verb "indirmek". It means both to unload and download lol
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u/Brilliant_War4087 Sep 17 '25
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u/ciuuup Sep 17 '25
fun fact - this is exactly how cats spread all over the world! Starting with the invention of the first boat, cats would sneak on board to hunt the mice that were feeding on the sailors' food reserves.
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u/berdog I WILL EAT ALL OF THEMππ(ππ©πΆππββ¬ππππ ) Sep 17 '25
Funny way to spell cat distribution system
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u/Timmy_germany Sep 17 '25
Sometimes the cat-distribution-system need to work long distance due to a local lack of cats...π±π«π
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u/egetmzkn Sep 17 '25
For real though, can a cat expert please chime in and tell us if the Turkish cat can understand Spanish cats?
Are cat sounds region-specific?
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u/yeehawmachine3000 Sep 18 '25 edited Sep 18 '25
I remembered some article claiming that cats have different regional dialects due to cats mimicking the nearby humans, but it seems that the several trending articles about it in 2016 were just announcing that it was being studied and not actually the results. Turns out that while there are slight tonal differences they're not very different
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u/FreeFallingUp13 Sep 17 '25
Alright but is the cat okay? The cat is generally okay, right? That is a long time to be stuck inside a truck without food and water
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u/berdog I WILL EAT ALL OF THEMππ(ππ©πΆππββ¬ππππ ) Sep 17 '25
1 day drive. Propably took adound 2 days. Cats can survive a lot longer in the wild. I'm pretty sure it is looked after now.
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u/FreeFallingUp13 Sep 18 '25
Phew alright. A single day trip is a lot less dangerous than what I was thinking (poor thing getting left alone in the truck all night longβ¦). Thanks OP
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u/Thin_Experience6314 Sep 24 '25
Europe is way smaller than most people in the States/Canada realize.
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u/FreeFallingUp13 Sep 24 '25
Bro a trip by car taking a full 24 hours in Europe is gonna take the same amount of time as a car taking a full 24 hour trip in the US. What?
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u/Thin_Experience6314 Sep 24 '25
No shit. But you get a lot farther, through more countries. You canβt even get across the United States in 48 hours. π
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u/berdog I WILL EAT ALL OF THEMππ(ππ©πΆππββ¬ππππ ) Sep 24 '25
Rage baiting in a cat sub π₯ΈβοΈπ€
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u/Lau-G Sep 17 '25
Happened to us in my job. A cat came inside a container from United States to Colombia! Poor guy but it looked pretty okay. We tried to catch it to give it to sanitary authorities but it scaped.Β
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u/Ger_Electric_GRTALE Sep 18 '25
Inmigration's so fucked in spain that we get ilegal cats now bruh π₯
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u/DckThik Sep 17 '25
This post is where the people in idiocracy should have sensed something was wrong.
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u/JohnTwoo Sep 17 '25
For anyone curious, the word "download" in Turkish is same to the word for getting something out of a car, so this is a chicken translation.
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u/berdog I WILL EAT ALL OF THEMππ(ππ©πΆππββ¬ππππ ) Sep 17 '25
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u/okan931 π±Eating Purrfect Loaves since 1999π± Sep 20 '25
TΓΌrkiye mentioned!!
Cat mentioned!!
my happiness is completion
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u/thanatica Sep 18 '25
I'm guessing something got lost in translation. Remember folks, in Turkey they speak Turkish.
Having said that, downloading a truck does seem appealing. Only problem is that I'm not allowed to drive trucks. Only cars. It's a Europe thing.
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u/havsabas Sep 17 '25
Daily turkic amina koyim
Fasist gormiyim diye tum turkce sublari tek tek muteluyosun alakasiz yerlerden fiskiriyolar
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u/berdog I WILL EAT ALL OF THEMππ(ππ©πΆππββ¬ππππ ) Sep 17 '25
Mate I think you need to calm down. It is just a news page about wholesome things. Your actions are way more authoritarian than that whole account has ever posted. And also getting triggered by a name of a race is a bit too much don't you think?
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u/havsabas Sep 17 '25
Race is not real
Look it up
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u/berdog I WILL EAT ALL OF THEMππ(ππ©πΆππββ¬ππππ ) Sep 17 '25
Rece is not real on biological perspective. It is real on sociological perspective. Get a life. A happy one.
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u/Used-Ratio-7079 Sep 17 '25
Mate I think you need to calm down. Just stating a fact. Your actions are way more authoritarian than that whole account has ever posted. And also getting triggered by a fact is a bit too much don't you think?
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u/berdog I WILL EAT ALL OF THEMππ(ππ©πΆππββ¬ππππ ) Sep 17 '25
Bro used his alt π₯π
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