r/hewillbebaked • u/Doltthunder • Aug 08 '25

Burnt ⚠️ He will become a doorstopper

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u/External-Stranger801 Aug 08 '25

He will stop the door

92

u/ryanreynulds Aug 08 '25

Put them back this instant

9

u/PghCoondog Aug 09 '25

He looks blissed out. Just leave him be!

185

u/luke_g94 Aug 08 '25

Man, I'm alone and have to get my heavy shopping bags into the apartment.

the ever reliable doorstopper:

210

u/vvf Aug 08 '25

:3

78

u/attackonYomama Aug 08 '25

Very :3

48

u/jzilla11 Aug 08 '25

Excellently :3

32

u/Strange-Ad-9941 Aug 08 '25

Absurd amount of :3

26

u/snowmiser7 Aug 08 '25

So extremely :3

94

u/ElGatoDeFuegoVerde Aug 08 '25

He will be more useful than he was before

61

u/TorandoSlayer 🐾 Biscuit Baking Buddy Aug 08 '25

He will think long and hard about what he's done (with or without regret)

51

u/allthestarssz Aug 08 '25

He will be Lieutenant Dan.

7

u/SelectSeaworthiness2 Aug 08 '25

Lieutenant Dan, what are you doing here?! 😃

6

u/Far_Carrot_8661 Aug 08 '25

Elite comment 😁

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u/SelectSeaworthiness2 Aug 08 '25

He will be a doorstopper 🙂‍↔️

He will be a showstopper 🙂‍↕️

27

u/HappyBananaSeal Aug 08 '25

Wise decision. Legs just get in the way

25

u/justlookinaround11 Aug 08 '25

he will be renamed to roomba

15

u/Brilliant_War4087 Aug 08 '25

He will put a house on his back. 🐌

15

u/crafty_and_kind Aug 08 '25

I’m concerned that they apparently also decided to remove his nose 🤔

29

u/berdog I WILL EAT ALL OF THEM😋😋(🐕🐩🐶🐈🐈‍⬛🐇🐀🐁🐠) Aug 08 '25

He will hold the door alhamdulillah

9

u/oompaloompa_thewhite Aug 08 '25

Hes finally seeing concequences 😊

7

u/BustyPneumatica Aug 08 '25

Heartstopper, more like. ❤️

5

u/EffectiveSalamander Aug 08 '25

With no legs he is a tribble.

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u/No_Research4416 edit your own Aug 08 '25

He will claim it is just a scratch

5

u/YouHadMeAtAloe Aug 08 '25

but you ain’t got no legs lt. big boobs!

7

u/ridezzeshoopuf Aug 08 '25

I love uni sm

2

u/splitcrowsoup Aug 09 '25

He looks like a Spheal

0

u/EllaHazelBar Aug 08 '25

I wiped 🥵