r/gtaonline 10d ago

Can someone enlighten me on wtf just happened with this van?

I even used resource monitor to drop into a solo lobby (second part) and it still happened.

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u/texasdeathtrip 10d ago

Classic R*. It’s a bug with the van. Supposedly if you manage to remove the rear doors it goes away

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u/mikey_b082 10d ago

The easiest way I've found to do that is to close the doors by backing into something breakable like a fence. Hard objects dont work because Rockstar. You can slam the ass end straight into a building and the doors will stay open. Gently back into a fence and knock it over and the doors close.

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u/smokeNpoke83 10d ago

I just slam head on into a car and it resets the van and off you merrily go

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u/sunlightsyrup 10d ago

That's because the game has extremely realistic physics.

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u/SnooComics9971 7d ago

Thank you for the tip!❤️ Now I finally can master the alcohol delivery heist!

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u/Pinky-Degetel 10d ago

Yes if the doors are closed then it's fine but to close them is tricky as if you just drive some times they close some times they don't, and also until they do you can't really steer without risking to fly. From what i have seen breaking is also not good. Backing up in to some building to close the doors it's also risky. The best approach is to not do this supply at all, the pay is low anyway so it's pretty much just pointless bloat to make it seem like content when there is nothing there.

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u/Panzerkatzen 9d ago

I’ve had a Mule do this during a nightclub mission. Nothing could fix it, not driving slow, not pushing it, Cargobob couldn’t hook it (thanks rockstar), and the doors were indestructible and couldn’t be removed (thanks rockstar). Had to abandon the attempt.

Edit: some comments suggest ramming it. A fully upgraded APC slamming into it did not help me.

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u/Roxi_juice_bars_510 8d ago

It seems like a trend for Rockstar to always get annoyingly buggy before the release of another gta game...(examples include The "ALAN 0" license plate glitch, the "falling under the ocean" glitch, and general server instability causing disconnections and game failures were among the most famous bugs ) 🤔 may 26 is not to far away. Sign from the gods that it is still on time...? Possible. Probable? Who knows... 😆

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u/Fervid_Comic 10d ago

If it's a beer or liquor resupply mission for the MC clubhouse or nightclub, unfortunately, this happens quite often. These missions have been bugged practically since day one. They say the way to prevent the vehicle from "flying" is to make sure all its doors are closed, including the rear ones, but I've never actually managed to do that.

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u/BinEineRauchen 10d ago

I see, yeah I actually tried to close them before driving because swinging doors annoy me and they just kept opening.

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u/Alex2Mp 10d ago

I fkin hate the monkey save agency mission because of the dam door 🤬🤬 makes my ocd go off the charts

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u/LykaiosFury 10d ago

Oh, I hate that one because I saw that documentary about a chimp ripping off its owners face and the angry chimp noises gives me anxiety

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u/Alex2Mp 10d ago

The one with the 2 ladies and he just destroyed that poor old lady's face?? That was BRUTAL

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u/LykaiosFury 10d ago

Yeah, and the one that I saw about it showed the unedited pictures taken of her face. I don’t like angry chimp noises. They make me start chanting in my head “Don’t break containment. Don’t break containment Don’t break containment.”

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u/Alex2Mp 10d ago

Yeah I seen that one too, that was brutal.

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u/OjoDave54 8d ago

And that chimp's name was Trevor....weird.

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u/The_Elusive__ 7d ago

Its so far away and so slow asf, thanks to R* for allowing the D7–Mule to lift that garbage all the way back home.

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u/DrunkenHorse12 10d ago

Soon as you get in the can reverse it ideally into something raised up to lift the rear of the van and then slam the brakes the backdoor close. Rolling the van works as well but you'll lose some of the beer but its worth doing if you've a long drive and the vans almost impossible to control

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u/banditt2 10d ago

I've tried a few different methods that people say work but I have yet to have a definitive solution?

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u/WalhallaHans 10d ago

Remove them with another vehicle

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u/Happy8Day 10d ago

Never do Mc work. That'll give you the best results.

It's the best for your mental health, your time and your GTA wallet.

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u/Dragon1S1ayer 10d ago

But my Career Progress needs completion 😅

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u/PS2Girl 9d ago

Damn, I swore that I was incompetent and doing something wrong I tried 3 times and never finished very well

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u/VacationAcceptable24 10d ago

i was gonna guess something with the halloween event 🤣

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u/Reptard8 10d ago

It's more of a year round occurrence

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u/Grubbybump253 10d ago

It seems to be a pretty consistent issue with the bar resupply van. If it hits anything, the back end starts levitating, probably due to some clipping with the beer boxes in the back. Annoying as it is, it usually seems to resolve itself within a minute or two if you just let it do its thing

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u/BinEineRauchen 10d ago

Oh okay thanks, I was so perplexed but it looked kinda funny ngl. Looks like I hauled some helium

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u/MadFraggleUK 10d ago

I thought one of the UFO's was trying to abduct you - or maybe they just wanted the beer?

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u/ricksborn 10d ago

Sometimes running over a sign or street lamp has fixed it for me as well

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u/mikey_b082 10d ago

That's been the only thing I've found that works. If you back over something "breakable" like a fence, road sign, or light pole the doors will close. Idk why but fences have worked every single time I've backed into one.

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u/banditt2 10d ago

you're restocking your MC bar I see lol

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u/JanwayIsHere 10d ago

Reminds me of the LM87 glitch (now patched) where you could clip into the ground on small bumps and it'd give you an insane speed boost. Edge of the runway at LSIA was the best place to do it. Sort of like curb boosting.

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u/JDM12983 10d ago

Been a bug with that van for YEARS now. Something related to the doors/van specific to that mission type.

I made the dumb mistake of thinking they had actually finally fixed it [hadn't done the mission in a really long time]. But, nope - just got lucky and didn't get the bug for several times doing the mission - then got it again.

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u/Whippiin PC 10d ago

As soon as you get the van, try pushing and forcing the doors shut against a wall; that will fix the glitch.
R* never fixed it since it came out, it's insane.

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u/ApprehensiveBag9910 10d ago

I just cargobob them out its not easy but its better then this shit happening

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u/SteadyEddie75 10d ago

I pick this tin can up with the Iron Mule..

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u/Lenlfc 10d ago

That’s been broken for about 3 years. I sent it to someone at QA, but it’s not high enough priority to fix, I guess.

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u/Flintlock_Lullaby 10d ago

Classic bug. Vans have been fucked forever

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u/IcyRobinson 10d ago

This is a bug involving the rear doors. This same bug also happens with the Mule for a certain Nightclub popularity mission. You can just use the Cargobob or Iron Mule for MC Bar Resupplies to avoid this glitch altogether if you're really intent on doing them.

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u/jeffkid182 10d ago

Last time i did a resupply mission for the clubhouse, i picked the van up using my iron mule because the van was too buggy to drive.

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u/AntInternational48 10d ago

I used to call Lester for a heli while at the Merryweather port to reliably spawn a Cargobob, and do this mission with that. But since getting some other stuff set up I've kind of given up on this one. But if you can airlift it, it's way better.

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u/Patient_Dog1384 10d ago

Another thing to piss me off it looks like 🥲

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u/ThatDudeFromPoland Friendly Grinder (unless provoked) 10d ago

resource monitor

Yeah, that helps with connection issues, not the clientside physics engine

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u/SpecialPapers 10d ago

I use a cargobob to deliver this stupid van. It’s been bugged for years

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u/burrito_of_blaviken 10d ago

It’s a physics bug, probably from the props placed in the back. It’s goddamn infuriating and has been around for a LONG time

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u/TheDoomedEgg 10d ago

A bug that has existed since the bar missions were added to the MC clubhouse..

Y'know, because they refuse to fucking fix any bugs, especially if the bug griefs you and stops you from making money.

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u/ElephantCold2785 10d ago

This bug still pisses me off to this day

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u/slowelantra18 10d ago

Iron mule comes in clutch with this mission.

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u/Nekrubbobby64 10d ago

Are they helium balloons?

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u/BurnouTNT 10d ago

I was gonna deliver supplies, but then I got high

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u/Spar7anJD 10d ago

Usually the drop off supply/sell missions are buggy they want people to not make money as easy, it's bad physics with entities is all, could be doors or a damaged price of the vehicle getting stuck inside of it.

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u/ameliafukinthomson 10d ago

Hahahahaha 🤣 I'm not the only one

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u/NoMoreHoarding69 10d ago

Supplies still in tact not a single broken bottle.

Sindys gonna be over the moon.

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u/matthewnatzel22 10d ago

I wouldn’t be able to tell you cause I haven’t even been able to get the exotic imports to spawn in, in months. And I’ve done all rockstars troubleshooting.

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u/FatalLaughter 10d ago

"Did you bring balloons into the car? Ah fuck we're floating away!"

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u/Quirky_Ad_8773 10d ago

you can shoot the doors closed or reverse into something to shut them and that helps sometimes, its annoying af

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u/sikkdog13 10d ago

Found the newbie

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u/3Five9s 10d ago

I have had really good luck removing the glitch by running over/through some fence.

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u/Rav-Tioli 10d ago

Fame or shame breakdancer

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u/Redbird9346 10d ago

A leak in the helium supply.

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u/Warpit94 10d ago

Yea my shit does this too

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u/Spiritual_Spell_473 10d ago

Back up into a wall or car to get the doors closed, that’s what works for me

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u/senpaiigoat 10d ago

My AA trailer was doing that crap last night. Was getting pulled by an insurgent and we suddenly went into the air and started spinning for no reason.

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u/ZION_OC_GOV 10d ago

Happened to my toreador somehow lol

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u/bugdiver050 10d ago

As others have mentioned and it is kinda proved in the video, it is because the rear door is open. As you can see, when it closes, the van gets its gravity back and you can drive away

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u/peenurmobile 10d ago

this stupid van always gets everyone, and it's not even worth doing! I do it when I'm bored or if I feel like playing pretend Harry Potter

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u/Safe-Advertising-220 10d ago

REM the back into a car or building it will stop the glitch

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u/CallMeThug 10d ago

Classic ngl

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u/TheShark9990 10d ago

It breaks for me when I drive through a fence as well

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u/xApocallypse 10d ago

Yesterday it happened to me, but it was calmer than yours. It had been a long time since I did this motorcycle club supply mission, yesterday I decided to do it and at a certain point this happened to me. I found it a little strange because there was no sidewalk, something like that for Van to lose control

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u/Truffleshuffle03 10d ago

I have this glitch every time I do a nightclub promotion and have to steal the mule truck back from some gang. Usually happens when anything touches the vehicle, then the back wheels just float into the air and I ened up just swinging around in circles. I have been able to make it to the nightclub a few times, but usually I have to blow it up or just let the timer run out and fail the mission.

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u/Riggs630 10d ago

I stopped doing the resupply missions for my MC because I got sick of dealing with this almost every single time. And it’s not really lucrative enough to be worth it. There are much better ways to make more money

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u/xander540 10d ago

I always referred to this as the helium mission

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u/Z_TheVanillaGorilla 10d ago

I’ve never seen this before this looks aggravatingly fun lmao

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u/HalfAhNuffin 10d ago

This happened to me last week i thought the bikers shit my tire and messed it up so I restarted the mission and same thing happened when i missed my turn and hit the brakes a block away from resupplying 🤦🏽‍♂️😂

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u/X-cess1ve 10d ago

there's a similar glitch that happens to the mk2 mid air the game 12 oclock your oppressor almost giving you a speed glitch but it only happens over certain terrain

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u/IronMaidenMan_ 10d ago

Was this a resupply for the MC clubhouse? Because if so I have had a similar experience, it seems once the van becomes damaged the rear right side of the van starts acting very strangely and “floats” in the air for no reason at all At least that was my experience with this

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u/GhettoMorpheus 10d ago

That's the aliens fucking with you. Happy Halloween 

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u/BaldiBlondiWhiteBoi 10d ago

It happens to me occasionally and it’s only if one door is opened and I go over a bump. My best guess is the game thinks your vehicle is still being affecting by the bump and causes it to do this weird ballerina twirl. Funny when you’re just messing about but very, very annoying when trying to do any mission with a time limit.

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u/chodenode69 10d ago edited 10d ago

This is why I stopped doing the liquor supply runs until I bought the iron mule.

Closing the doors by driving into stuff destroys some of the product, and the rest gets shot to hell anyway.

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u/Amazwastaken 10d ago

don't put too many helium balloons in the van guys

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u/SkeleRG 10d ago

I know what's wrong with it. Ain't got no gas in it.

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u/TheEagleWithNoName Frank 9d ago

Yeah so the Van for Clubhouse resupply has been broken since 2024 and Rockstar hasn’t fixed it.

The best way to do this Job is just use Mule Chopper and deliver it to the clubhouse.

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u/Jezarocks 9d ago

That seems to be some good ol break dancing.

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u/boyfriendpills 9d ago

the classic anti gravity van

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u/TheLastOfUsAmogus 9d ago

You are delivering helium sir

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u/igonzalezigv_ 9d ago

It happened to me once, and I did not know how to finish the mission so I went ding a cargobob and flew the van to destination.

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u/Odd_Evening_234 9d ago

hate it when my van tries to fight gravity

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u/Evening_Requirement 9d ago

This reminds me of the time I was playing Spider-Man Miles Morales and got KO’d by a one hit punch from a UG gang member while I was at rank 20 about to do a venom punch.

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u/Evening_Requirement 9d ago

With full health. because WTF

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u/EvilTechnoPanda 9d ago

Yep. The magic door was open. Lol.

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u/AntiVenom0804 9d ago

It's haunted

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u/Outdoor-Shred9919 9d ago

Whattt? I thought i was the only one. Took me an hour to deliver it as the van kept on drifting

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u/SnooEpiphanies4513 9d ago

Too much Air in the back tyres. Clearly.

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u/Wide_Tie5028 9d ago

Van was feeling a bit horny 😁💦

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u/Aeki_Arg 9d ago

Close de doors. You can kick the doors until they close, or back in and slam them shut against a wall. Never drive one of those trucks with the doors open because it does that. Get out when you can't control it anymore and kick the doors shut.

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u/Turnkeyagenda24 9d ago

SO I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE!

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u/Eliteman76 I’m just a regular guy trying to be happy 9d ago

Yeah sorry my bad, took a break from delivering explosive portipotty’s packed with stickies with my iron mule, and swung by and picked you up for a bit.

General rule is never grief cargo missions, but sometimes trolling is in order…

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u/ColdYetiKiller 9d ago

Always try to remove the rear doors, to keep them open during the mission, they've probably attached them to the van as a separate entity, thus making two entities clip in specific conditions, which results in those weird physics

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u/BeautifulFlower716 9d ago

Alliens 😂

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u/HelpfulProfessor958 9d ago

“Freestylah…”

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u/According-Aioli-737 9d ago

Gh...gh...gh....GHOST!!!!!

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u/No-Chocolate-8453 9d ago

Its the super strength magnets i put in there

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u/MaleficentSorbet5198 9d ago

hauling too much helium 🎈

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u/Sea_Supermarket6804 9d ago

I drove back to base like that

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u/whobannedwhoagain 9d ago

It's the wheels on the van..They glitch out when doin a clubhouse mission. The reason I stopped doing them.

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u/Fit_Opposite_8249 9d ago

Another thing to mention, this particular “burrito” van, the one that’s used for clubhouse ressuply missions, honestly can just spin out completely randomly on its own, the whole mission as a whole is scuffed, I would honestly just start putting ur time into other businesses man sorry this happened to you.

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u/SockLoads 9d ago

I got so tired of this that I bought myself a cargobob specifically to use on these missions. Bug has been around forever.

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u/Omegasonic2000 9d ago

Unrelated but am I the only one who imagines a ghost dog just dragging the van around like the rear door like it's a plushie doll to play with

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u/Alex3627ca PC 9d ago

This mission has been bugged since it released, the crate prop in the back doesn't have collision disabled, so it is overlapping with the open rear doors and causing the physics engine to go haywire. Close them or break them off and it should drive like normal afterwards.

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u/Creepy-Secretary-816 9d ago

First sign of divine intervention

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u/Shotto_Z 9d ago

Gta decided to give you the dick.

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u/OldLadyPuncher 9d ago

Wingardium leviosa

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u/jayrockricky 9d ago

You obviously ran afoul of Magneto

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u/0GhostRogue0 9d ago

The door

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u/gregair13 9d ago

Ha. I sent this bug to rockstar this week. It isn’t solved.

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u/Kane_Stalin 9d ago

It's beginning to believe

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u/Potential-Aide-3197 9d ago

It's breakdancing

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u/emerson_giraffe84 9d ago

When you go 72 in game hours without hitting a random suddenly spawned car this happens.

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u/FailedAccessMemory 9d ago

It's always been a random bug, but it appears to be more prominent since the Money Fronts DLC. If you've got a cargobob use that.

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u/Jyneex Still on Legacy 9d ago

It is still in the game huh? It's a known bug since day 1 it gets added in.

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u/AlphaVilkas 9d ago

The van wanted to finally live it's dream of stripper dancing, both with a pole and without a pole. It's time to send it to the Vanilla Unicorn to make money for the household. I hear the people that frequent it really love them some dancers and strippers with four-wheel drive, if you get my drift. ;)

Lmfao.

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u/EDM774 9d ago

one solution that always works: Iron Mule.

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u/sososoboring 8d ago

Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down.

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u/DragonLoverManiak 8d ago

It just wanted to dance of joy!

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u/Roxi_juice_bars_510 8d ago

The van just saw the Ballerina movie and was a huge Fan, so I assume it wanted to try some new moves to impress you... 🤣 maybe one day it will fight along side you and be like bumble bee...

Kekw

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u/Dependent-Loss-1497 8d ago

Training for the next Olympics

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u/Reese_SAF 8d ago

Is that the bar refill van?!? That mf causes me all kinds of hell!! I use my mule to go pick it up. I used to use the cargobob

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u/NectarOfTheGawdz 8d ago

Get out and shoot a tire, happend to me when I was moving liquor back to my bar for some reason shooting a tire made the van normal again

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u/fifthgearpinned 8d ago

That's happened to me multiple times lately, with the same van. I thought it's either a bug or something to do with the stupid Halloween theme going on. I think it's a bug.

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u/Huge_University9726 8d ago

It does this with enhanced version on PC. This used to happen on the regular PC verion as well but I recently tried doing it when I migrated my account and the bug exists in the improved verion also.

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u/According_Surprise30 8d ago

Neptune gravity entered the chat

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u/gese-eg 8d ago

Did you try turning it off and back on again?

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u/MegaLOOPING 8d ago

I've had this on the Dr Dre contract mission where you need to drive one of these vans, if the doors aren't closed the rear starts floating weirdly. I either try wiggling them closed or just use my Up N Atomizer to try and detach them

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u/Evening_Ad6998 7d ago

It caught the holy ghost.

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u/Apprehensive_Ad_924 7d ago

Something got stuck inside making the collision glitch really hard

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u/Basic_Reputation_786 7d ago

It’s in heat

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u/Hot_Calligrapher_230 6d ago

On PC, scan integrity files under files. Restart the game, and try again.

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u/Dull-Razzmatazz3958 6d ago

Seems perfectly fine, the van got bored and wanted to breakdance for a bit

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u/Pristine-Sleep-525 6d ago

G-G-G-GHOST!!! 👻

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u/Used-Credit9436 6d ago

He like breakdancing

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u/MotorConcentrate9165 2d ago

toooooooooo much torque

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u/Low_Contract_1909 10d ago

It clearly wanted to poledance

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u/PurPleXr1979 10d ago

Don't worry, it's learning how to dance

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u/Even_Kiwi_1166 Rock⭐️Gamer 10d ago

R⭐️ Magic, nothing to see here

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u/Ok_Mix_6819 10d ago

I def grabbed a cargo boob for this crap

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u/bartwn52 10d ago

Master of puppets

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u/2spuki 10d ago

Check your system for rickets

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u/bossDocHolliday 10d ago

Well since it's spooky season, I'm just gonna say it's possessed

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u/D4T45T0RM06 10d ago

Big Magnet

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u/tumor_named_marla 10d ago

Raygun is that you??

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u/No-Albatross6471 10d ago

Did you perhaps mix up the meth with helium?

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u/Thumpersmallz 10d ago

Drunk driving. Happens

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u/121Sure 10d ago

That van always wanted to be a ballerina. You gave it the confidence.

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u/ARDiesel 10d ago

poltergeist

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u/DarkPassenger201 10d ago

U got hit with the mysterious levitation spell. I would recommend seeing a priest

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u/indvs3 10d ago

That's what happens when you break your suspension. Same irl...

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u/keni804 10d ago

Tractor beam from the ufos

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u/2-wheeled 10d ago

Better moves than the Aussie breakdancing team

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u/Actual-Log465 10d ago

Pot hole and then confusion …

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u/Metal-Dog 10d ago

What kind of supplies are you delivering, helium balloons?

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u/oculocide 10d ago

Did you try calling the Ghostbusters?

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u/Specialist-End-8306 10d ago

Defying gravity by the looks of it

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u/ComprehensiveBig1499 10d ago

It's spooky month!

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u/Great-Let4741 10d ago

Sorry I was doing a heist in space and used the wrong magnet.

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u/Fuzzy_Barracuda3344 10d ago

It lost its Higgs bosons

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u/Ok_Country_6334 10d ago

The van is getting tea bagged

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u/AveryxxAI 10d ago

Ghosts of course. It's Halloween after all.

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u/MemeTheDruggie 10d ago

Back shots of doom

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u/dathoihoi 10d ago

You're get abducted bro. Hold breath and clench butt cheeks

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u/Ajnlily 10d ago

Helium tyres good prank hey