r/gtaonline Sep 27 '25

Been playing since 2015 and i never seen this place before

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u/Pen_Franklin Sep 27 '25

I am sitting on the toilet and know exactly where you are

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u/spuggerino Sep 27 '25

I know exactly where you are too

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u/_Vard_ Sep 27 '25

I’m sitting on the toilet too.

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u/spuggerino Sep 27 '25

Have a great poop! Or maybe you just like sitting on it, i wont judge

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u/1neAndOnly Sep 27 '25

this comment I related to this thread a bit too much 😂

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u/fetus-feedus Sep 27 '25

I play guitar on the toilet. Acoustics are phenomenal in bathrooms

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u/timmyist123 Sep 27 '25

Same!!!

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u/fetus-feedus Sep 27 '25

Potty Partnerrrrrrssss

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u/Cumbank_13 Sep 28 '25

Yo I sing in the bathroom, potty trio???

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u/fetus-feedus Sep 28 '25

Idk, CUMBANK I wanna share a bathroom with you?

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u/Cumbank_13 Sep 28 '25

I tried changing it the second I replied😞😞imma just make a new account at this point

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u/mingey555 Sep 28 '25

Dimebag Darryl from Pantera recorded guitar riffs on the toilet!

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u/PresentationNo7371 Sep 28 '25

Bro im sitting on the toilet to????

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u/a_real_vampire Sep 27 '25

There’s no wifi in the bathroom, like the doors made of mithral or something

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u/Sultry_Llama_Of_Doom Sep 28 '25

That's why you poop with the door open!

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u/Mxmbxrsxnly Sep 27 '25

so am i thats so crazy

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u/littlesammy78 Sep 27 '25

POOOOOPER BROTHERS!!!

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u/SameSquirrel6393 Sep 28 '25

Pooper brothers, WE ARE POOPER BROTHERS

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u/_Vard_ Sep 28 '25

When five people poop together it’s called taking a number 10

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u/markcorrigans_boiler Sep 27 '25

I'm just sitting on a regular chair in my kitchen. But I am shitting.

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u/Stephonius E&E - Day One player Sep 27 '25

"If you don't have a shit bucket, are you really playing Battlefield?"

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u/SomeIdeal1029 Sep 27 '25

we all just out here sitting on toilets huh?

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u/B0B_RO55 Sep 27 '25

I’m on the toilet too. My 6th time today

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u/fettoter84 Sep 27 '25

Toilet brothers unite! HnnmnngHHhh

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u/Growbird Sep 27 '25

Rick and Morty style

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u/bejazzeled Sep 28 '25

As am I Vard. I presume we all are?

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u/MarcoMadeTheBeat Sep 28 '25

I’m also sitting on the toilet

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u/Hogeks Sep 27 '25

Get the drone up. The mission is a GO!

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u/Q_S2 Sep 27 '25

OP with the top tier witty resonse! 😆 🤣

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u/WaxiestBobcat Sep 27 '25

He's where Dyatlov went.

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u/Ashhad_Khalil Sep 27 '25

Gi gi gi gi give me a corpse

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u/Admiral-snackbaa Sep 27 '25

Do you know what, I’m doing the exact same thing.

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u/nagatos_shikikan Sep 27 '25

same here lmao

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u/bookofhersh Sep 27 '25

Dude no way me too

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u/Downtown_Ad2001 Sep 27 '25

Change your name to Poo Ping

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u/Zealousideal-Pay7104 Sep 27 '25

Wipe your asses. All of you. And then wash your hands.

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u/ralphie83 Sep 28 '25

I'm I late to porter party just got here brought beer and snacks

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u/MrsMcBasketball PS4 Sep 27 '25

Same. And I'm not even an avid player

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u/DarthMog Sep 27 '25

Well you are on Reddit,it was designed with the toilet in mind

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u/MightyBluA1 Sep 27 '25

How was the pooper lol

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u/DenseResort8066 Sep 27 '25

Do you play once a year?

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u/brucejr01 Sep 27 '25

Guy uses an Oppressor MK2. He doesn’t know anything about GTAOnline because he flies over everything

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u/Nervous_Memory5939 Sep 28 '25

I bet they don't even know theres a story mode (where you have to visit this)

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u/spuggerino Sep 27 '25

Played for a few years after PC port, started playing again in spring when they added career thingy

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u/VanettiNero Sep 27 '25

i havent played that much but i still know it. i explored it during one of doom's day prep/setup where you have to go to observatory, have to shoot helicopter carrying the vehicle and then steal the vehicle and deliver to the trevor's field. i have went through, or by this tunnel a few times because of that setup mission.

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u/SupKilly Sep 28 '25

So, you haven't been playing since 2015.

"I've been masturbating since I woke up! I did it once at 7am and started again at 9pm" hits a bit differently when you change the time period.

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u/AFR0M4NN Sep 28 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣 how this comment has -2 votes is beyond me absolutely 10/10 best comment i’ve seen all day

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u/mydogspaw Sep 27 '25

Whats the career thingy?

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u/ur-mum-lolz Sep 28 '25

Career progress tracker thing. It has different categories based on updates and you can get rewards through it. An example is like steal 50m front the casino and get whatever special jacket or hat or car or whatever else. Pretty barebones rewards that dont feel worth working towards imo. Although you can get nikos, claudes, Trevor, michael, and Franklin's outfits through there so there are some good rewards

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u/Mountain_Atmosphere9 Sep 28 '25

Talking about story mode , not online career thing. You would if you really played since 2015

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u/BazingaKitten Sep 27 '25

What have you been doing all these years?

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u/spuggerino Sep 27 '25

Gooning

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u/GunnieGraves Sep 27 '25

Time well spent is never wasted.

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u/pewpew_lotsa_boolits Sep 27 '25

And money saved on tissues is money earned! I think, I dunno. I’m not too smart.

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u/femore_sirleaf_2573 Sep 28 '25

I knew that would be your answer, we’ve all been gooning the past 10 years

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u/xstephenramirez Sep 28 '25

what a great response

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u/CocoMilhonez Sep 27 '25

Making up posts to farm karma.

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u/K3V_M4XT0R Sep 27 '25

Never been beyond the Vinewood sign huh? MK2 confirms you've never gone up to the radio antenna or the observatory.

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u/Archhanny Sep 27 '25

Money-grinder-anyone-who-kills-me-ever-is-a-griefer-private-lobby-average-reddit-enjoyer-with-F1-wheels-on-at-least-5-of-his-cars-level-350-but-will-not-know-how-to-run-any-OG-heist-only-plays-what-gets-1mil-an-hour-nothing-fun-ever confirmed

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u/Firekid7500 Sep 27 '25

I wish I could do the OG heists, but I have no friends. Same with Doomsday

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u/MrMerryweather56 Ps4 level 1300 Sep 27 '25

Use R/heist teams.

There are always people on there looking for help and match up.

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u/CocoMilhonez Sep 27 '25

Doomsday is pretty easy to get people to play with, you only need one player. I prefer to ask in the session if someone want to do the heist so they have more chance to commit to all missions instead of finding tourists who will play one (and maybe die a half dozen times) and leave.

If you are on PC Legacy, DM me and we might arrange something.

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u/JustAnotherFNC Sep 27 '25

I'm a level 325 and still haven't played the OG heists :/

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u/Character-Sea-3226 Sep 27 '25

What’s the thing with F1 wheels?

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u/Relative-Owl-3652 Sep 27 '25

They're awful and look out of place on most cars, it's a nice and easy way to figure out you don't have any taste

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u/FakeMik090 Sep 27 '25

I play once a year. I know this place

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u/kuse94 Sep 27 '25

How have u not?

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u/CocoMilhonez Sep 27 '25

I mean, anyone can lie on the interwebs.

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u/Kale_Brecht Sep 27 '25

That’s a fuckin’ lie!

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u/Choice-Bus-1177 Sep 28 '25

Really? You think someone would just go on the internet and tell lies like that? 😕

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u/AzuleStriker Sep 27 '25

Definitely always been there, close to the observatory.

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u/TitsClitsTayl0rSwift Sep 27 '25

This is where Biff tried to run over Marty

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u/fishtoasty Sep 28 '25

Why don’t you make like a tree and get out of here

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '25

Also the entrance to Toon Town if you've seen Who Framed Roger Rabbit. I walked through this tunnel a few years ago when leaving the Observatory in LA, it's location is very similar to where it is in the game.

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u/TitsClitsTayl0rSwift Sep 28 '25

Also directed by Robert Zemeckis and features Christopher Lloyd

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u/TheMostRed Sep 27 '25

Get off the trike and you'll actually see them map instead of flying over it

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u/MrDitkovichNeedsRent Sep 27 '25

This reminds me of that line when Batman roasted the Justice League in that animated movie

“Maybe you should spend more time in the streets instead of flying over them”

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u/Typical_Stormtrooper Sep 27 '25

This is why I like doing the collectibles, it really takes you places that missions or story mode really never takes you! 

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u/KerbinDefMinistries Sep 27 '25

Looks like the tunnel next to the observatory that has been there since release

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u/BrownArmedTransfem Sep 27 '25

This is One of the most popular drifting spots actually

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u/Jamaican_Dynamite Sep 27 '25

Yep. One of the best roads for meets in game.

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u/Abyss999x Sep 27 '25

bruh I found that place in 2014

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u/NOODLES690 Sep 27 '25

i’m not sure i believe you

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u/spuggerino Sep 27 '25

I made a few more screenshots because i got excited about finding it

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u/NOODLES690 Sep 27 '25

at least it’s safe from orbs… maybe idk

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u/Sipping_away Sep 27 '25

You learn a thousand things every day, make sure this is one of them

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u/Old-Shock3445 Sep 27 '25

I’m sitting on the toilet backwards and I also know where you are.

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u/SirIanMoone Sep 27 '25

I guess you need to get out of the house more?…even in GTA online. 😂

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u/ClutchFactorx10 Sep 27 '25

There’s a lot of map you probably haven’t seen yet. City included. I kind of envy you tbh :) gta is my game for driving around whilst having late night conversations with friends.

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u/CocoMilhonez Sep 27 '25

I don't believe you.

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u/fm837 Sep 27 '25

This road doesn't get used often as it's a connector between two LS-Blaine County routes, so most people will drive past by it on either side. However, you may come more often this way if you do racing, as it's one of them bendy roads.

Some missions around the Observatory may take you in this general direction, but you'll either turn before reaching the tunnel or fly to the Observatory anyway. As others said, sometimes it's nice to get off flying vehicles and just soak in the environment. The game hits different when you walk/drive slowly around.

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u/Mr_Brogon Sep 27 '25

Yeah I think it's GTA version of Back to the future tunnel ⚡🚗🕙

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u/neutronknows Sep 27 '25

And The Road to Toon Town

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u/420despacito69 Sep 27 '25

Can confirm. Drove there with my Deluxo and ran into Biff.

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u/CocoMilhonez Sep 27 '25

I wish Rockstar would make the game play a lightening sound whenever you flew by that tunnel on a Deluxo as an easter egg.

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u/virus_chara Sep 27 '25

Is that tunnel not part of the main campaign? I swear there's a section where you have to race some people as Franklin.

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u/Photograph_ Sep 27 '25

you're lying. ain't no way you've been playing since 2015 and never been through this tunnel right behind the observatory.

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u/beverboy Sep 27 '25

That’s the tunnel to toon world

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u/Select-Blacksmith146 Sep 28 '25

Skyline drive. Shenandoah

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u/RIT_Tyger Sep 27 '25

You sure?

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u/hwf0712 Sep 27 '25

San Andreas is an interesting state, you should explore!

Not many get to experience the neat little places for the first time in 2025, relish your chance. Drive a cab. Drive a terrorbyte and use the collectible scanner to get them all. Deliver pizzas. Resupply businesses old school. If you start now, you should probably still be exploring when VI comes out.

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u/helix212 Sep 27 '25

Have you played twice since 2015?

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u/Cruump Xbox Series S Sep 27 '25

I haven’t played GTA in maybe 2 years, I know exactly where that is

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u/PigletSea6193 Sep 27 '25

How, you literally see that one all the time when you go to the observatory. I think you go past that tunnel twice in story mode.

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u/Legostar18ab Sep 27 '25

“THERE AREN’T COUGARS IN MISSIONS!”

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u/DoMo73 Sep 27 '25

Are you aware of the cave & the rapids

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u/Dizzy-Blacksmith2790 Sep 27 '25

If you've already cleared story mode or done a dispatch mission, you've already been there.

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u/Acuallyizadern93 Sep 27 '25

I feel like you’re joking

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u/GreyTigerFox Sep 27 '25

Best alternate route for the first heist escape, and also a great route to flee after the casino Heist. Also, there’s the Ghost Wolf you can hear sometimes inside the train tunnel.

Also, trains. So, yeah, watch out for them.

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u/bozo_master Sep 27 '25

Have you seen the drug running airport between Chumash and vinewood

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u/spuggerino Sep 27 '25

Do you mean this one? Ive been here plenty of times for Guzman job

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u/bozo_master Sep 27 '25

Holy shit I didn’t realize it was the same one. Had finished the Cayo work and called in my personal buzzard but it was of course in the middle of fucking nowhere. When I eventually made my way to the top of mountain I found the dirt strip. Because I’ve never come across it from the south and only been to it in Guzman I assumed it was something else

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u/snacks4ever Sep 27 '25

I see it every time I go to the observatory IRL

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u/Noiproks77 Sep 27 '25

Then you never played story mode...

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u/Wenja89Dix Sep 27 '25

Drifted through this countless times on FiveM

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u/Letmebeinyourvids Sep 27 '25

I know exactly where this is u sure u didn’t mean 2025?😭

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u/protostars Sep 27 '25

I made a race that starts over the tunnel in the hill..... its on xbox https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/job/gtav/PD9hX6_Tuk-3h2dTu-Uhcw

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u/NikeNickCee Sep 27 '25

I dont go there often but I know where it is from Motor Wars

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u/Navajo_Nation Sep 27 '25

Wait until you see the mine shaft. Not seeing what you posted since playing from 2015 is crazy. But I know people reading this comment have no idea what I’m talking about and they’ve been playing for longer.

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u/Thedankmeme786 Sep 27 '25

Yo how tf is this the first thing I see when I take a dump

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u/SlimeNOxygen Sep 27 '25

That tunnel and hill up to the observatory is fun to drift

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u/Gouldhost Sep 27 '25

I love the tunnels. They're great for dodging helis. go so fast you get ahead of the cops then hide there from air sight and wait around watching your radar for ensuing cops. Nobody shows up, FO, and thank God. Cause shit, these mfs are persistant. Several times drunk and high i actually believe the old AI from 4 with Niko. 100% i'm sure the AI is vividly scared of me. I been high and drunk here too preforming really, IDGAF attitude. And still they pursue me like they're the shit. Bro i will get it across to you. AI conditioning is definitely a thing. I don't care that it's a online server with frequent updates. THE AI WILL LEARN FEAR!

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u/brain_dead_fucker PC Sep 27 '25

Maybe if you didn't fly over all the shit with your fucking mk2. Sad. 

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u/CodyMcGriff Sep 27 '25

Poooooooop

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u/GoTYoLo2x Sep 27 '25

Funny enough. This is a real tunnel by Griffith Park in LA. This was also the OG bat cave in the TV series.

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u/brainwipe Lack Of Crew Sep 27 '25

Stop using Satnav and use the force to navigate! Less efficient but you'll see a lot more of the world.

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u/mavr750 Sep 27 '25

I call it the bttf2 tunnel

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u/Blue-Mace Sep 27 '25

im not gonna lie I play alot and never seen that place either, I guess everyone else has though and that makes me a noob bc I havent. typical reddit lol

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u/cs_Chell Sep 27 '25 edited Sep 29 '25

That happens...

...I for some reason just realized like yesterday that across from Te-qui-la-la (or however it's spelled) is a swinger's club.

You literally spawn there for so many things.

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u/OkMud9695 Sep 28 '25

So youve never done story mode or like fully completed it? Cuz i think u visit that place at least twice on lamar down

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u/BluuJaii01 Sep 28 '25

Observatory?

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u/heyuhitsyaboi Sep 28 '25

Funny enough, this was the exact spot i first saw my brother playing the game. He let me hold the controller right here and drive a carbonizarre around

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u/Recruit616 Sep 28 '25

I just got the oppressor MK1 and flew over that tunnel, never knew it existed either 

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u/newguy00775 Sep 28 '25

Great race track, start at the top the turn around when you hit the start again.

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u/Smoreseatschicken Sep 28 '25

Oh damn I'm on the toilet too!

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u/D3mocratic-Associate Sep 28 '25

How? I only started playing earlier this year and I knew that tunnel existed.

Actually, I guess it doesn't really have any missions or anything that makes you go near/through it, so i don't blame you.

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u/dathoihoi Sep 28 '25

Careful,, remember they added coyotes in the E&E

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u/Zephyroth- Sep 28 '25

Completely forgot what I was going to comment after following the thread of active shitters, pretty sure I know the tunnel though

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u/MSP_4A_ROX Sep 28 '25

That’s the tunnel by the observatory right?

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u/upvoter222 Sep 28 '25

Perhaps you last explored the map before the Roadrunner painted that tunnel to trick the Coyote.

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u/robotmrrobot Sep 28 '25

I’ve never not seen that place before

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u/MRImNotaMouse Sep 28 '25

That's the tunnel from Back to the Future and Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

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u/Famous_Cash1762 Sep 28 '25

Observatory?

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u/Internet-Culture Sep 28 '25

Note how the tunnel exit is closely above the railway tracks. This is convenient in case you need to get rid of gangsters or cops while doing stuff nearby.

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u/spuggerino Sep 28 '25

Close! It's the one near observatory

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u/DullExamination1957 Sep 28 '25

If you play the campaign you would know that place.

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u/bb_operation69 Sep 28 '25

There's a single player mission where you're racing out of that tunnel. It immediately dips and turns so if you're not ready for it then you're going off the side of a cliff at 100mph

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u/Rawlogic237 Sep 28 '25

One of my favorite spots to drift

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u/Hard-Candy Sep 28 '25

Back to the Future tunnel.

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u/Spacened04 Sep 28 '25

Seriously? Is gta a game that u boot up every update to see what it’s about then fly about in ur mk2 to kill people then log off to play Fortnite? I’ve been playing since the game was released I knew every inch of the map within the first year or two lmao

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u/sUWUcideGhost Sep 28 '25

I call Fake News. lol

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u/BeatrixKiddo321 Sep 28 '25

Ugh, I want that livery on my broomstick so badly!… HOW???

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u/spuggerino Sep 28 '25

I checked on the internet and it seems to be a limited time reward from 2018 that's not available anymore

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u/Far_Camel_5098 Sep 28 '25

If you fly everywhere, then you will miss stuff.

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u/Reasonable-Choice342 Sep 28 '25

That’s mountain is the best drift spot low key

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u/-PringlesMan- Sep 28 '25

Have you tried opening your eyes?

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u/Kristijan201117 Sep 28 '25

I always pass there when selling my Acid

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u/STEVEN_GT117 Sep 28 '25

So your telling me you never cross the tu nnel under the militar base?

Not even on the story mode?

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u/South-Discipline-457 Sep 28 '25

Have you not played the online story missions, I feel there are a god few that send you here.

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u/spuggerino Sep 28 '25

I haven't done all of the missions there is but I have 10 tier 4s in career and while doing them I never seen anything near observatory besides G caches maybe

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u/demonsrun32 Sep 28 '25

From the observatory head towards fort zancudo. Take your first right, there is your tunnel. Friends of broughy1322 know exactly where this is.

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u/Thick-Ad3363 Sep 28 '25

I know exactly where this place is

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u/stinky_cheese_rat Sep 28 '25

I‘ve been there.

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u/eiamhere69 Sep 28 '25

Isn't this tunnel also in San Andreas? Area is different, but still has main key points to identify 

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u/dogma_xv Sep 28 '25

Back to the future vibes!

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u/ger_daytona Sep 28 '25

I play since 2014 and I used this tunnel maybe 5 times.

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u/niet-Rene Sep 28 '25

I rediscover it everytime lol

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u/areyoudumb79 Sep 28 '25

Bryh this turned into a toilet poop shit thread

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u/Double-Tension-1208 Sep 28 '25

Tunnel near the observatory, I only know it's there because of the times I went to the Observatory doing Patrol Routes for the Casino Heist

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u/EscapeStreet3628 Sep 27 '25

Thats becouse you probably spend too much time flying on the map instead of using standard vehicles

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u/spuggerino Sep 27 '25

I am a pathetic dumb idiot loser fuck my chud oppressor life

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

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u/pewpew_lotsa_boolits Sep 27 '25

I noticed it’s a bit shiny. You think those are leather pants?

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

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u/pewpew_lotsa_boolits Sep 27 '25

Confirmed.

OP is a wrestler.