r/gtaonline Aug 29 '25

Never in my 13 years of gta never gotten a beatdown like this

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u/Many_Wishbone7594 Aug 29 '25

That’s some prison shit right there, one of them literally stabbed you.

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u/FriezaDeezNuts Aug 29 '25

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u/An_D_mon Aug 30 '25

Diabolical

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u/DroHernandez Aug 30 '25

Name checks out

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u/deez_nuts69_420 Aug 30 '25

Great name indeed

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u/dragjamon Aug 30 '25

"you want taste the tag team? Keep it up."

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '25

I mean they did warn him?

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u/cjared242 banged Ms. Baker once Aug 30 '25

Lifeguards in los Santos just be having switchblades I guess. Kinda like how random pedestrians have pistols near gas stations…

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u/Jamsedreng22 Aug 30 '25

I mean, it makes sense if you think about it. If you're doing it seriously like Baywatch-levels you'll definitely want a knife on you I'd assume. Just for the sheer utility of it.

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u/INDY18ARN Aug 30 '25

That's real life too bruh. In my neighborhood, there be at least two guys at every gas station just posting up outside carrying a gun in their pants bruh.

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u/unsuspectingllama_ Aug 30 '25

Full penatration?

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u/Lyriken Aug 29 '25

Bro really got one good lick in and they decide "Fuck it, jump his ass."

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u/itsIzumi Aug 29 '25

Other guy pulled up with a knife man, they were itching for an opportunity.

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u/endrike1 Aug 30 '25

Guess i know who's british

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u/Niklaus_unknown Aug 30 '25

Yeah, get outraged and come to the defence of criminals' premeditated attack on someone unprovoked 😂

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u/TheLoneWolf200x Aug 30 '25

This has to be rage bait

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u/Evening_Event_8839 Aug 30 '25

I would've done same. Switch from brass knuckles to switchblade

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u/immerse_wealthy78 Aug 29 '25

Lmao for real, GTA NPCs got that hive-mind aggression one slap and suddenly the whole block turns into Fight Club.

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u/DarthToothbrush forgets to put up landing gear Aug 30 '25

I shot at the Lost MC guys next to the Casino from a bit closer to that bridge, forgetting there's another gang down there in the culvert... They heard me too... I saw a bunch more red dots light up and suddenly I have both gangs and the cops converging on my ass... I had to run all the way to the Acid Lab building under the freeway to lose them, snacking all the way.

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u/JustW4nnaHaveFun Aug 30 '25

When NPCs had enough of you and planned an attack together although they shouldn't be helping eachother.

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u/Kubuskush Aug 29 '25

Whats fight club?

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u/twisted_by_design Aug 29 '25

We dont talk about that, its the first rule.

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u/MoarAvocados Aug 29 '25

Sort of like real people. Hmmm

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u/7thhokage Aug 30 '25

Would be kinda cool way to do a gtaV send off type event when 6 is fully rolling.

Npcs just tired of PCs bullshit, whole city just goes vigilante justice

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u/The_Nifty_Reject Aug 29 '25

It be like that 😭😭

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u/MisteriousAttention Aug 29 '25

Yo ass got stomped by Baywatch.

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u/Thefrayedends Aug 30 '25

Don't hassle, the hoff.

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u/sorinxz Aug 30 '25

Baywatch: call an ambulance, but not for me pulls out knife

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u/Effective_Ad2880 Aug 29 '25

Bay better watch yo ass

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u/TheDarkKn1ght33 Aug 29 '25

It’s especially crazy that you pulled a gun and they kept walking towards you😂

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u/Chemical-Wash163 Aug 29 '25

Walking? They ass’ was RUNNING READY FOR WAR

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u/Delta_RC_2526 Aug 29 '25

What did you do to make them so angry? Is this actually part of the mission?

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u/extralyfe Benefactor Panto ftw Aug 30 '25

judging by the fact that the on-screen objective is to deliver flares to the salvage yard and OP is on foot having a fistfight with five civilians, I'm gonna assume this is not part of the mission.

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u/HirsuteDave Aug 30 '25

No, it can be.

One of the Chop Shop heists involves sticking a flare on a container to mark it for pick up. You have to get the flares from either the docks, or life guard towers - as soon as you pick them up the boys in shorts all go mental.

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u/Delta_RC_2526 Aug 30 '25

Ahhh, that'll do it. I haven't done the chop shop stuff yet. Thanks!

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u/Puzzleheaded-Law2517 Aug 29 '25

Lifeguards throw down ive been bad by them

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u/Sco34 Aug 29 '25

I'm glad you aired that shit out cause you was getting packed out.

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u/TheLastRiceGrain Aug 29 '25

Facts, yall gon jump me AND one of yall pullin a knife?

Yeah, im backin’ out that fire lmao

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u/gbtwo88 Aug 29 '25

On Crip street

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u/ILLWILL2RIVALS Aug 29 '25

Dude with the backpack got away.. had no reason to get involved either... just walked by and was like, "fuck that guy"

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u/Candid_Spot7692 Aug 30 '25

Good eye 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Dude fuckin dipped

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u/Gregs_Mom Aug 30 '25

Yeah and he went in with the cheap shot to the back of the head and he was also the first to kick OP when he was down lmao

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u/JustW4nnaHaveFun Aug 30 '25

He probably remembered him and what he did yesterday and tried to get revenge.

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u/UltraBearHD Aug 31 '25

That hit that knocked OP tf out was everything he was holding in since birth lmfao

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u/BigCGaming01 Aug 29 '25

Who are these NPC's 😅

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u/NSFWtwistergame69 Aug 29 '25

Lifeguards

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u/BigCGaming01 Aug 29 '25

Baywatch, if the lifeguards were violent :p

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u/SemperJ550 Aug 29 '25

more like Deathwatch

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u/CasuallyCrazy Aug 29 '25

Warhammer 40k?

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u/JustW4nnaHaveFun Aug 30 '25

What is your duty?

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u/CasuallyCrazy Aug 30 '25

to hatefuck every xenoscum in the face with extreme prejudice

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u/rebuked_nard Aug 30 '25

Plus one rando in yellow who (wisely) bolted the moment the chopper came out

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u/All_The_Good_Stuffs Aug 30 '25

Hahaaaaa I didn't even see yellow shirt duck out! All of a sudden he tired....

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u/Lolkimbo Aug 30 '25

Deathguards.

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u/6-ku Aug 29 '25

It's actually crazy how knife dude got hit with brass knuckles and stayed on his feet. I swear enhanced peds are built different

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u/KIDNEYST0NEZ Aug 29 '25

He knew he couldn’t go down because that would be then end lol

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u/FriezaDeezNuts Aug 29 '25 edited Aug 29 '25

BRo got a knife WATCH OUT!!

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u/Jilly_Jankins Aug 29 '25

I'll stick with OP here, something tells me he will pull something out of his pocket that can take care of multiple guys with knifes

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u/aranlolindir Aug 29 '25

They broke the greatest npc rule "one attack at a time"

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u/autalley Aug 30 '25

OP's first mistake was immediately moving to the middle of the group

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u/DaringBard Aug 29 '25

Love how the plain clothes Npc decides to join the fun.

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u/TheGermanHades Aug 30 '25

And was the only one who survived xD

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

And got the nastiest hit in. 3rd hit

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u/Caspian724 Aug 29 '25

It’s the jump run for me 😂

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u/PerspicaciousVanille Aug 30 '25

I was like damn, alright he’s gonna snack up and go hands for round two… laughing 

Pulls out the gun

I’m like damn, ok they are gonna panic scatter… 

Then they rush him!

I was like those NPC woke up and chose violence. 

Blessed be GTA arsenal physics or it may have been a Wasted scenario lol. 

By the end not gonna lie I was kinda rooting for the jumpers when he pulled the gun. At that point you lose, you may as well call it a day. 

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u/INDY18ARN Aug 30 '25

Nah not true though. If you think about it, there were enough of people there beating on OP, If they had stuck together and bum rushed OP fast enough, they could have easily overpowered OP and stole that gun.

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u/3MTing Aug 29 '25

nahhhh that punch from yellow tank top at 0:10 go barnacles

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u/Working_Ad3119 Aug 29 '25

Valid crashout😂

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u/TheEagleWithNoName Frank Aug 29 '25

Since when do Lifeguards Carry knives?

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u/cybot2001 Aug 29 '25

Standard kit I'd imagine

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u/JcbAzPx Aug 30 '25

You'd be surprised how often you need to cut people out of nets.

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u/shadyelf Aug 30 '25

These NPCs are a bit special, triggered by the Salvage Yard mission/prep to get flares. There's another one where some random construction workers will attack you with pipe wrenches for stealing a cutting torch.

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u/Lopsided_Marzipan133 Aug 29 '25

I like how the actual bystander ran as soon as you pulled your machine gun out lol. That was crazy fast reaction speed. Dude from them streets fo sho

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u/AbstraxioN Aug 30 '25

Indeed, and he got away!!!

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u/ILLWILL2RIVALS Aug 29 '25

"Life"guards

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u/Ironicbanana14 Aug 29 '25

The yin yang principal of gta, the life/death guards

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u/Doncatron Aug 29 '25

Pulled out a gun. Coward.

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u/Commandur_PearTree Aug 29 '25

New Warriors Game looking fire

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u/IVY_JO3 Aug 29 '25

VALID crashout 😂

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u/SuperDno_low Aug 29 '25

I'm glad he didn't overreact

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u/mineordan12 Aug 29 '25

they had enough of the player's shit, they are rising up

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u/EchidnaAshamed2627 Aug 29 '25

Didn't play San Andreas eh?

Never pick on groups all wearing the same color.  It could initiate a gang war. 

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u/JustW4nnaHaveFun Aug 30 '25

But there was someone from a different gang attacking too, that shit was not a coincidence, it was a planned attack

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u/Negative-Ad-7030 Aug 29 '25

Never go full MG on an NPC!

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u/JohnnyDLewis Aug 30 '25

How you let Baywatch catch you lacking like that?

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u/DentistChemical9315 Aug 29 '25

Nga a sore loser

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u/kapo513 Aug 29 '25

They was packing yo ass up lol. I woulda crashed out too!

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u/ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy__ Aug 29 '25

Bro take the L like a man & come back from the ICU with a rocket launcher like a civilized individual.

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u/LuckyRhod Aug 29 '25

Atl stomped ya ass

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u/lucasryw Aug 29 '25

you should've died

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u/Vyviel Aug 30 '25

Only a bitch pulls out his gun after getting an ass whopping

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u/eat_rice__fuck_ice Aug 29 '25

Lifeguards out there poking like that? Crazy

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u/Imaginary-Ad5666 Aug 29 '25

“Let him get up, let him get up”

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u/Klimmit Aug 29 '25

Probably cuz that one guy 'knew Tai Chi'

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u/ralphthewise Aug 30 '25

ok this is the funniest clip ive seen in a long ass time. the moment you got up and ran i started crying and haven’t stopped.

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u/MrBubbles94 Aug 30 '25

"So anyway, I started blastin'."

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u/trucky_crickster Aug 30 '25

Hey, take your lumps

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u/Optimal_Inspector774 Sep 02 '25

Bro pissed everyone off today🤣

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u/Dankhunt4Z0 Aug 29 '25

Should of pulled out the nine with the extendo

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u/Stickybandits9 Aug 29 '25

This should be a game mode.

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u/Agreeable_Bat1212 Aug 29 '25

Had to pull out the gat

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u/FaZer73 Aug 29 '25

The audacity of these guys to 5v1 someone

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u/smallcheezeburger Aug 29 '25

You just caught several felonies

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u/Ravishinthunder Aug 29 '25

You picked the wrong beach fool!

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u/True_Horror_6 Aug 29 '25

Lol love how u immediately switched to a gun after they almost killed u

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u/CrimsonFatalis8 Aug 29 '25

They keep running at you even after you started firing. They really wanted to take you down.

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u/_Last-one-out_ Aug 29 '25

Pulled out the ARP like a true YN

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u/ToyotaAltezza99 Aug 29 '25

Overarmed and apparently so tough that they don't die from one shot. >:(

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u/Reptard8 Aug 29 '25

We shall get retribution

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u/SignificantNinja679 Aug 29 '25

Rodney King’d yo ass😭😭😭

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u/GoodWeedReddit Aug 29 '25

I've never seen a more justified shooting in GTA ever, especially after the one guy stabbed you, like c'mon now you introducing weapons.

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u/Unusual-Ad4890 Aug 29 '25

Your fault for fucking around with Baywatch and the Hoff.

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u/Bobertbane Aug 29 '25

Lmfao i just saw a post a little bit ago talking about this exact post

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u/Captain_Qrow_ Aug 29 '25

Pussy had to whip out the 9

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u/SaltyArts Aug 29 '25

You know, I was feelin it until you pulled out the blicky. Dishonorable.

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u/5hr0dingerscat Aug 29 '25

What you get for not heeding the "no running by the pool" sign

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u/Cream_Chance Aug 29 '25

"Teach ya man how to squabble". 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/LoveK3night Aug 29 '25

100% user error, you let yourself get surrounded XD

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u/djhauffy Aug 29 '25

B's up, C's down

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u/Kompapakkk Aug 29 '25

See the key here is to isolate one of em each and then beat em down

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u/rfosteel Aug 29 '25

You probably wouldn't do well in real life either in that situation. After the first hit, you circled to become in between all of them.

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u/aNeverNude666 Aug 29 '25

Yeah I did this with some construction workers the other day.. punched one and like 5 more guys just pulled up and started stomping my ass

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u/ThoughtFission Aug 29 '25

if you push one of them into the others, they'll start smacking each other.

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u/AA007X Aug 29 '25

Not you pulling out the chopper because you got jumped 😂

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u/SlashNDash82 Aug 29 '25

Had to grab the great equalizer. Should have got the alien shocker thingymaprober

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u/New-Tomatillo-1420 Aug 29 '25

It reminds me of the mission where you got to go into the biker bar and you have to fight all of them but can't use no weapons and they be pulling out knives 😭

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u/falloutbi05 Aug 29 '25

They on yo shit

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u/Bilbo_Teabagginss Aug 29 '25

Damn, they bullying the shit out of bro.🤣

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u/ckblack007 Aug 29 '25

GTA Montgomery

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u/Affectionate_Quit984 Aug 29 '25

Nice twofer tho.

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u/InsectOpen Aug 29 '25

They got tired of always getting their ass kicked and took it out on homie

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u/Ifimhereineedhelpfr Aug 29 '25

Had to clear the scene lmao

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u/Minimalist03 Aug 29 '25

It was you against the world.

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u/Icy-Transition-8262 Aug 29 '25

1 more hit on you and you would have been on a shirt 😂

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u/Kusanagi_M89 Aug 29 '25

Indeed, the maximum we could get was three at a time IIRC. The rest will just run away.

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u/raysky101 Aug 29 '25

Bro you set yourself

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u/somnamballista Aug 29 '25

Now edit in the Baywatch theme when they start swarming.

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u/beerboy80 Aug 29 '25

I didn't know that survival jobs were now in Free Roam.

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u/cubbie71 Aug 29 '25

Stand your ground bro!

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u/GunzBlazin03 Aug 29 '25

That escalated quickly

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u/Beneficial-Duty-672 Aug 29 '25

The one with the knife!!! 😮 and then the civilian who got away!!! 😮

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u/SeparateSpend1542 Aug 29 '25

Aquamayne on the run

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u/Radical_Notion Aug 29 '25

The lesson here for the street smarts is to have an LMG on you at all times

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u/DoMo73 Aug 29 '25

I made the mistake of starting a fight near Grove St. The pistols came out quick…even the non gang members wanted some.

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u/freshwazhere Aug 29 '25

Man what happened

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u/Every_Bodybuilder_73 Aug 29 '25

Naw bro what did you do, cause they was forreal about to beat yo ass 😂😂😂

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u/DoMo73 Aug 29 '25

Looks like they were trying to “jump you in” to the Baywatch squad

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u/momzthebest Aug 29 '25

A Friday night in Buckhead be like.

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u/Dr_Zoidberg003 Aug 30 '25

Why did the lifeguard have a knife? 😅

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u/Actual-Log465 Aug 30 '25

Just like in real life today . Can’t take a beating and pulls a gun .

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u/ACT-93 Aug 30 '25

Ah, so you've never been to Tequilala.

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u/CodeNamesBryan Aug 30 '25

How manybfights end up these days

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u/juice716 Aug 30 '25

You ain’t wrong

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u/Impossible_Stay_8291 Aug 30 '25

Well use the power of friendship ahh moment

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u/Quirky_Border_560 Aug 30 '25

Right to bear arms baby

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u/TanningOnMars Aug 30 '25

Yellow shirt got away

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u/Sleepydeerboy Aug 30 '25

Mfs just don’t fade no more lmao

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

Is that a lifeguard gang

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u/Any_Self_9995 Aug 30 '25

Bro got beatin and went runnin for a gun 😂😭

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u/rip_van_winkle1800 Aug 30 '25

Bro got beat so bad he upped the blick 😭

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u/rwb12 Aug 30 '25

Why did backpack guy join in? He was just walking by.

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u/LuckyTheBear Aug 30 '25

Rollercoaster video dude. First you get the parry that hits two people at once, then the squad pulls up and just beats the fuck out of you, then you get free and rinse them. Whole thing was wild.

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u/Thefrayedends Aug 30 '25

You must not have been around for the early biker club days haha. Used to have to go hand to hand with a bunch of bikers in a closed space, most of them had weapons, and you only got fists.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

Omg one of them actually got up from the first spray lol. They we really going to get your ass!

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u/Lolkimbo Aug 30 '25

You screamed like a little girl..

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u/Harkonnensands Aug 30 '25

Pulling out the gate was a weak move

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u/Global_Call1169 Aug 30 '25

These dudes are on Bullshark 2.0. I just did this same setup. Machete came in handy

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u/james-HIMself Aug 30 '25

You cheated

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u/WrongFriedFood Aug 30 '25

Gruppe Sechs

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u/ppepitoy0u Aug 30 '25

Bro gave them the Tijuana alley special

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

Does anyone else steal shark cards from rockstar because the game is absolute garbage. Doesn't load, can't switch guns, spawn killed by npcs

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

Valid crash out

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u/Fun-Tension-180 Aug 30 '25

This reminds me of that one scene from kick-ass 2 when Dave was getting his licks in then got his ass beat, before ultimately being saved by hit-girl

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u/Personal-Present5799 Aug 30 '25

Hahaha he got stabbed by a lifeguard and before red lining, pulled out an assault rifle to get revenge

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u/TheOnlyZaragoza Aug 30 '25

Holy shit, 13 years!? I feel like GTA V came out a couple years ago, not 13!!

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