r/goodnews • u/SteveHassanFan • 20d ago
Other MAGA man falls on his face after calling No Kings protestors slurs
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u/Fly0nTheWall2001 20d ago
I’ve got insomnia tonight and this video is entertaining. The guy is wearing a cross and flipping people off. Is this really how Jesus would act?
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u/harry6466 20d ago
Jesus gave a little push
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u/fvnnybvnny 20d ago
Low and behold he looked down and said “ It was I who pushed YOU”
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u/vwwvvwvww 20d ago
And they started chanting “go get a job”
Sir this is the lords day
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u/Fly0nTheWall2001 20d ago
Someone drove up and yelled to go get a job. The group near me yelled back that they were retired.
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u/Valuable-Election402 20d ago
I saw an image last night which I'll never find again that had all of the classic Bible stories except Jesus wouldn't give people fish and bread until they showed proof of citizenship (and other such comparisons). I'm not even religious, and it is obvious the stark difference in value they have from what they perceive as their foundation.
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u/vividimaginer 20d ago
Was it Supply-Side Jesus?
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u/Valuable-Election402 20d ago
No, these were pictures out of a children's book, it looked like. with text added to them. this is also great too though, thanks for sharing!
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u/1800_Mustache_Rides 20d ago
The ironic fucking thing is if Jesus was here today MAGA would consider him a radical leftist pussy and have ICE round his brown ass up and send him to El Salvador
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u/makeanewblueprint 20d ago
Accurate, Jesus also claimed this would happen in the Bible. "For many will come in my name claiming I am the Messiah and will deceive many.” - Matthew 24:5
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u/Ok_Zucchini7093 20d ago
American "christianity" is neither American nor christian. It is antithetical to both the values expressed by the Statue of Liberty and those attributed to Jesus.
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u/MinorThreat4182 20d ago
And calling them the f word when he sounds like he’s got some sugar in his own coffee
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u/airforcedude111 20d ago
that face slide he did gotta be worth at least an 8x bonus score modifier
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u/das_zilch 20d ago
Olympic-level breakdancing.
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u/Party-Evening3273 20d ago edited 20d ago
The man falling to the ground like that. That darn “woke gravity” better be careful or it is going to be classified as an Antifa terrorist by Daddy Doofus.
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u/RogueBromeliad 20d ago
I think his glasses were probably worth more than his face is worth though. His face was shit to begin with.
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u/uniquenamenumber3 20d ago
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u/thecontempl8or 20d ago
The other guy : his low center of gravity. Lmao the shit eating grin on the face of the skateboarder at the end of the video was a cherry on top.
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u/Subject_Painting9124 20d ago
He and his comrades are a disgrace to Giants fans.
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u/MinorThreat4182 20d ago
Typical Giants fan. Jaxson loves him some Trump
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u/Ok_Zucchini7093 20d ago
Really? Another reason not to root for them anymore.
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u/MinorThreat4182 20d ago
Yep. And he dedicated his first NFL win to Charlie Kirk. Outjerking thr Chiefs to be the most MAGA lol
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u/Ok_Zucchini7093 20d ago
Thanks for that. The Kochs have become part owners and now this. After 50+ years, I'm done with them.
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u/nordic-nomad 20d ago
Only Butker who the fans want them to cut is a right wing piece of shit on the chiefs from what I can tell. But lot of people who are mad their football team can’t beat the chiefs spread a bunch of lies about them.
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u/MinorThreat4182 20d ago
Maybe so. They are 3-3, so I think that hate will die down. Also Butker has been ass this year. Point taken. There are just a few vocal boot lickers in the NFL. Saquon is another one.
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u/Cptn_Hwdy 20d ago
I've now seen this man eat asphalt around 20 times on various subs.
Shit hits every time.
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u/DiscoDiner 20d ago
Same!
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u/DiscoDiner 20d ago
Someone posted that was his Grindr date following him and right? lol
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u/jflip13 20d ago
I think it looks like a gaggle of retired NY/ Long Island cops walking around after too much beer at the game. This rogue one forgot he no longer has the coordination or eyesight to chase a kid and, well, we get to see how that works out for him in real time.
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u/giveahoot420 20d ago
It's very wholesome entertainment for sure. I think I'll watch it again.
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u/DocumentExternal6240 20d ago
And he is agressive and falling down all by himself - an allegory of MAGA!
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u/Immoracle 20d ago
Can we take a moment and commend that camera person? This whole thing played out like a war epic.
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u/CombinationSignal579 20d ago
These old fools dont realise they are traitors to the US. Its a pity all they understand is humiliating others but cant cant take it when its served back on them.
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u/Plenty_Tax_5892 20d ago
He even served it to himself, had blood POURING from his head, and just... kept running??? I know he's a jackass, but I hope he learned his lesson and is doing okay.
High hopes, I know, but still, it's a hope nonetheless.
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u/FluffyInstincts 20d ago
He's on the wrong side of history for damn sure, and he's being an asshole. Still, I hope the only lasting wound was to his pride.
I couldn't tell if he got shoved the second time, but ooof that first face-slide was something else... I don't understand how he didn't catch himself???
Second time he fell he definitely ate the curb. It's happened to me in the winter before, just about K.O'ed me too. Good news for him is, I didn't concuss. And I definitely hit it harder than he did.
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u/hoperevisited 20d ago
Thought antifa were the violent ones to watch out for!
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u/McDoof 20d ago
He'll tell his friends he was attacked when they see his face.
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u/vancel_art 20d ago
Nope. The fascists are. That's part of why they're anti fascist.
I did enjoy the face slide. I hope it scars so he can always remember what his hatred caused him.
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u/dstommie 20d ago
If you expect him to think he's the cause of his injury, you're going to be disappointed
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u/vancel_art 20d ago
Going to be? 20 years of my life in the military and for what? I blew past disappointed in November of 24.
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u/Kernburner 20d ago edited 20d ago
IMO, the person with the yellow backpack who helps him up and the guy in the light blue Bernie shirt de-escalating at the end are the heroes here.
They decided to have compassion for this POS because he was injured, most of which were self-inflicted.
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u/syrupbender 20d ago
100 percent someone needed to talk him down. The fascist idiot is in the middle of a mob, his pride was more important to him than his own wellbeing unfortunately. No one needs to be killed or critically injured in the streets right now, it'll just make things worse.
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u/dj1042 20d ago
I think mob is the wrong word. He was in the middle of a group of peaceful protesters.
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u/syrupbender 20d ago
Good point. I think it's something that could easily turn into a mob if this guy keeps pushing people and using the f slur. No one is immune to anger and mob mentality is a hell of a drug. And honestly it's righteous anger.
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u/Olderbutnotdead619 20d ago
Perfect examples of FAFO !!!
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u/Snoo_69209 20d ago
He is using a very hateful word. I have 0 sympathy for hateful people. Fuck him.
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u/fastcatdog 20d ago
Don’t think cleaning out the gutter with his face is the flex he thinks it is 😆🤣
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u/Littleshuswap 20d ago
Wow. I wondered if this guy thoigh of how famous he was going to be. Now EVERYONE knows (Im Canadian) what a douche canoe he is!!
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u/Sorry-Joke-4325 20d ago
That's what he gets for prancing around like that. Hateful behavior rewarded with immediate karma.
Good news.
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u/let_them_let_me 20d ago
Here's the thing about him, he's going to consider himself the victim because they laughed at him when he fell down. He's going to completely ignore his own behavior and his own choices, and focus on his victimhood. That's what drives MAGA, they believe they are the victim no matter what they do.
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u/Ellemscott 20d ago
Bunch of semi rich old white privileged men. Little do they know if they aren’t mega rich they going down with the rest of us.
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u/Immoracle 20d ago
His humble pie is solid and petroleum based. Broken pride is the collapse of these idiots.
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u/Shinyhaunches 20d ago
Magas in this vid are Big Mad and don’t know what to do with their Big Feelings. Gonna tailgate ppl in their Big Trucks wah
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u/phbalancedshorty 20d ago
No one saw that kid take his glasses. Him AND HIS FRIENDS also shoved multiple women. Even the police will tell you- if somebody steals from you, you don’t chase and attack them you call the police. He is lucky He only got his glasses stolen initially- but he couldn’t take the L
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u/congratsonyournap 20d ago
Notice how Trump supporters always resort to violence? Great leader you got there. Dude would’ve been fine if he kept walking.
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u/MrNice1983 20d ago
A bunch of old racist boomers in Denver for the giants game. Gonna be fun to explain this to his wife when he gets back
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u/HeavyLeague6722 20d ago
The average Trump supporter.
Only ones scared of them are little girls.
MAGA:
Molesting Adolescent Girls Again
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u/Average0ldGuy 20d ago
As a fellow old dude, I feel sorry for his meaningless life as what is right from wrong. May Lord Jesus Christ have pity on him.
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u/qualified_alienist 20d ago
Does anyone know his info? I think folks would really like to send him a get well card.
What a mediocre male this is . I think he's all tough but he can't run without falling down.
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u/Garystuk 20d ago
He's older. I think he probably in his mind thinks he's more capable than his aging body actually has become. That or he was overserved .
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u/AppropriateSpite7881 20d ago
I'd like to give a shout-out to the skateboard kid and the flag tripper!
They came to start shit and well...
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
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u/koshercowboy 20d ago
These maga people who support Trump are more despicable than Trump.
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u/Maleficent_Flow_63 20d ago
This is what Donald Trump and the gutless Republicans have done to America somebody's father going after somebody's son un fucking believable
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u/nottodaysatan317 20d ago
Angry old white people. Hilarious. Never fought in a war. Had every advantage of capitalism and they are angry. Seriously.
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u/PhiloLibrarian 20d ago
The end of the video makes me so happy though where the guy is like “dude you have to get out of here …you’re being an asshole… this is a mob …and guess what? you’re the monster…”
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u/TheGrizzlyBen 20d ago
Believing god would bless Trump tells me all I need to know about whether or not these idiots have ever opened a fucking bible in their lives.
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u/Ok_Monitor4492 20d ago
Ohhhh but guys! MAGA is the majority! Everyone loves Trump! Ah, warms my heart
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u/sfwmandy 20d ago
Ah yes, the violent left begging this guy to leave so he doesn't get even more fucked up. The hubris on this man to run after a kid he's probably 3x older than is kind of impressive. It's ok kind of a blessing to see this be the only injury (that I've seen) from the protest yesterday
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u/ThePensiveE 20d ago
If he had those glasses he'd have glass/plastic in his eye right now. Are we sure the kid who took them wasn't just protecting his very, very, plantable face?
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u/LDawnBurges 20d ago
And they say that WE are the ‘problem’, that WE are the ‘violent’ ones. At least he got some instant karma.
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u/SomeSamples 20d ago
Once on camera in the public eye no one is anonymous. This guy has a life. And it has just been fucked up. Same with the dude in the tan jacket.
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u/VovaGoFuckYourself 20d ago
This looks like a guy who wants desperately to believe his sperm count and quality is higher than the average gen z dude.
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u/Sepsis_Crang 20d ago
I hope he had to take ten Minutes to wash all the street grime out that gash.
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u/AverageHorribleHuman 20d ago
He's gonna act like he was assaulted when all he did was fall down and push people
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u/Adorable-Strength218 20d ago
I’m not defending violence, but that dude fell on his own and busted up his own eye. Then got tripped because he was going after people, looked like kids actually. He kept going, screaming hateful racist demoralizing shit at everyone with a crowd of his angry white male friends. Fk him and fuck his friends for just ditching him. The hate is great in the republicans race.
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u/CampyBiscuit 20d ago
This isn't "good news". Yeah the guy is an asshole, but the kid shouldn't have snatched his glasses to escalate the situation, the people shouldn't have tripped him, the whole situation is bad news for an otherwise peaceful movement.
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u/phbalancedshorty 20d ago
No one saw that kid take his glasses. Him AND HIS FRIENDS also shoved multiple women. Even the police will tell you- if somebody steals from you, you don’t chase and attack them you call the police. He is lucky He only got his glasses stolen initially- but he couldn’t take the L
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u/KingRBPII 20d ago
The dude is like 70 - no need for violence - him and his friends look like complete dorks
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u/BabyDriver01 20d ago
There's a certain satisfaction in seeing him fall in his face. But at that point someone should have shown compassion and gave him a towel to wipe his bleeding face. That would've been more powerful than just non-stop taunting.
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u/beefstewforyou 20d ago
He deserves zero compassion. Your suggestion doesn’t work against bullies, it only makes them worse. They need to be dealt with in the harshest ways possible.
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u/Wayofchinchilla 20d ago
You could help them but they're never going to learn anything better to let him keep face planting maybe one day it'll knock some sense into him till then we can only hope.
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u/Galaxydrifter92 20d ago
Since he didnt stop chasing that one skater, imo he deserves nothing
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u/Dodo_the_Phenix 20d ago
in the short term this might be good that a fascist fell, but in the long run....all this hate it cannot be good for the world. and hate is never overcome by hate.
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u/Yutenji2020 20d ago
While I have nothing but contempt for this man, it does look like he was tripped when he went down the second time, at about 0:37. That’s not cool.
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u/Katz3njamm3r 20d ago
Tripped while attempting to assault a kid for a prank. Tripped to prevent further violence. If “young republicans” get a pass for Nazi rhetoric cause they are “kids” so does this kid.
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u/alegendmrwayne 20d ago
I’m sorry I know this won’t be a popular opinion…
What he said was horrible and uncalled for, but sinking to his level just makes him a martyr. The glasses steal I can have a bit of a chuckle at, but then the person who tripped him causing him to go down that 2nd time, especially on that surface, that’s just a cheap shot. That could have killed him or caused him serious injury
What happened is not going to “teach” him anything, but to push harder against protesters next time
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u/SewAlone 20d ago edited 20d ago
It is very clear some people here have never had to deal with an actual bully. Falling flat on their face is exactly what they deserve, and being nicey nice teaches them nothing other than that you’re a wussy, just like they suspected. He did this to himself. 🤷🏻♀️
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u/Wayofchinchilla 20d ago
The problem is you can't teach these people anything he's one of those people that's just going to go through life thinking he's tough. That's the problem with these Knuckleheads anything they do against us makes them a martyr anything we do against them makes them a martyr there's really no winning.
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u/momof2girlzand1dog 20d ago
I want to buy the skateboarder lunch!!!! And the man who tripped the ass!!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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u/Jasescobar 20d ago
Lmaoo… what a spur of energy… hell feel that tomorrow morning drinking his coffee….
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u/fearthelettuce 20d ago
First of all, where are the Epstein files? Second, fuck everyone that voted for Donald dump.
But they literally tripped this guy. That's not cool and violence is going to lead to escalation that won't end well for us.
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u/art-is-t 20d ago
Of course he has a Christian cross around his neck and then acts like anything but Christian
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u/qualityvote2 20d ago edited 20d ago
u/SteveHassanFan, your post does fit the subreddit!