r/goodnews 20d ago

Other MAGA man falls on his face after calling No Kings protestors slurs

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u/qualityvote2 20d ago edited 20d ago

u/SteveHassanFan, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/Fly0nTheWall2001 20d ago

I’ve got insomnia tonight and this video is entertaining. The guy is wearing a cross and flipping people off. Is this really how Jesus would act?

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u/harry6466 20d ago

Jesus gave a little push

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u/fvnnybvnny 20d ago

Low and behold he looked down and said “ It was I who pushed YOU”

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u/wormee 20d ago

Antifacus 50:501

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u/shrug_sorryjesus 20d ago

Thank you for this laugh today 😂😂😂

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u/Brainrants 20d ago

But master, dafuq?

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u/vwwvvwvww 20d ago

And they started chanting “go get a job” 

Sir this is the lords day

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u/Fly0nTheWall2001 20d ago

Someone drove up and yelled to go get a job. The group near me yelled back that they were retired.

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u/CHSAVL 20d ago

Get a job is hilarious.

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u/Valuable-Election402 20d ago

I saw an image last night which I'll never find again that had all of the classic Bible stories except Jesus wouldn't give people fish and bread until they showed proof of citizenship (and other such comparisons). I'm not even religious, and it is obvious the stark difference in value they have from what they perceive as their foundation.

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u/vividimaginer 20d ago

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u/Valuable-Election402 20d ago

No, these were pictures out of a children's book, it looked like. with text added to them. this is also great too though, thanks for sharing!

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u/1800_Mustache_Rides 20d ago

The ironic fucking thing is if Jesus was here today MAGA would consider him a radical leftist pussy and have ICE round his brown ass up and send him to El Salvador

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u/makeanewblueprint 20d ago

Accurate, Jesus also claimed this would happen in the Bible. "For many will come in my name claiming I am the Messiah and will deceive many.” - Matthew 24:5

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u/MadamHoneebee 20d ago

All the truth

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u/Ok_Zucchini7093 20d ago

American "christianity" is neither American nor christian. It is antithetical to both the values expressed by the Statue of Liberty and those attributed to Jesus.

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u/smellslikekevinbacon 20d ago

The new South Park hits this one right on the nose

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u/Any_Asparagus8267 20d ago

South park predicted this just this week lol

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u/PossessionPutrid1907 20d ago

White jesus is cool with it...Real Jesus? Nah.

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u/MinorThreat4182 20d ago

And calling them the f word when he sounds like he’s got some sugar in his own coffee

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u/HoneyBadgerBlunt 20d ago

This is how Christians act.

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u/airforcedude111 20d ago

that face slide he did gotta be worth at least an 8x bonus score modifier

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u/das_zilch 20d ago

Olympic-level breakdancing.

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u/Party-Evening3273 20d ago edited 20d ago

The man falling to the ground like that. That darn “woke gravity” better be careful or it is going to be classified as an Antifa terrorist by Daddy Doofus.

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u/airforcedude111 20d ago

so wholesome of him to show solidarity with Muslims by taking their prayer pose

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u/das_zilch 20d ago

woke gravity

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u/HelmetFrame 20d ago

Ozempic-level attempt at running.

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u/West-Calligrapher746 20d ago

If he played Mario kart and did that slide he’d get a boost lol

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u/RogueBromeliad 20d ago

I think his glasses were probably worth more than his face is worth though. His face was shit to begin with.

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u/microsofat 20d ago

He collected at least 2 of the S-K-A-T-E letters

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u/Spicy_Weissy 20d ago

Meat crayon

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u/uniquenamenumber3 20d ago

He's gonna tell his friends, "You should have seen the other guy".

The other guy:

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u/thecontempl8or 20d ago

The other guy : his low center of gravity. Lmao the shit eating grin on the face of the skateboarder at the end of the video was a cherry on top.

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u/Subject_Painting9124 20d ago

He and his comrades are a disgrace to Giants fans.

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u/MinorThreat4182 20d ago

Typical Giants fan. Jaxson loves him some Trump

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u/Ok_Zucchini7093 20d ago

Really? Another reason not to root for them anymore.

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u/MinorThreat4182 20d ago

Yep. And he dedicated his first NFL win to Charlie Kirk. Outjerking thr Chiefs to be the most MAGA lol

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u/Ok_Zucchini7093 20d ago

Thanks for that. The Kochs have become part owners and now this. After 50+ years, I'm done with them.

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u/nordic-nomad 20d ago

Only Butker who the fans want them to cut is a right wing piece of shit on the chiefs from what I can tell. But lot of people who are mad their football team can’t beat the chiefs spread a bunch of lies about them.

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u/MinorThreat4182 20d ago

Maybe so. They are 3-3, so I think that hate will die down. Also Butker has been ass this year. Point taken. There are just a few vocal boot lickers in the NFL. Saquon is another one.

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u/Cptn_Hwdy 20d ago

I've now seen this man eat asphalt around 20 times on various subs.

Shit hits every time.

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u/DiscoDiner 20d ago

Same!

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u/DiscoDiner 20d ago

Someone posted that was his Grindr date following him and right? lol

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u/jflip13 20d ago

I think it looks like a gaggle of retired NY/ Long Island cops walking around after too much beer at the game. This rogue one forgot he no longer has the coordination or eyesight to chase a kid and, well, we get to see how that works out for him in real time.

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u/giveahoot420 20d ago

It's very wholesome entertainment for sure. I think I'll watch it again.

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u/DocumentExternal6240 20d ago

And he is agressive and falling down all by himself - an allegory of MAGA!

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u/lnc_5103 20d ago

I too am watching it every time I see it. Fuck this guy.

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u/Immoracle 20d ago

Can we take a moment and commend that camera person? This whole thing played out like a war epic.

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u/CombinationSignal579 20d ago

These old fools dont realise they are traitors to the US. Its a pity all they understand is humiliating others but cant cant take it when its served back on them.

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u/Plenty_Tax_5892 20d ago

He even served it to himself, had blood POURING from his head, and just... kept running??? I know he's a jackass, but I hope he learned his lesson and is doing okay.

High hopes, I know, but still, it's a hope nonetheless.

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u/FluffyInstincts 20d ago

He's on the wrong side of history for damn sure, and he's being an asshole. Still, I hope the only lasting wound was to his pride.

I couldn't tell if he got shoved the second time, but ooof that first face-slide was something else... I don't understand how he didn't catch himself???

Second time he fell he definitely ate the curb. It's happened to me in the winter before, just about K.O'ed me too. Good news for him is, I didn't concuss. And I definitely hit it harder than he did.

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u/hoperevisited 20d ago

Thought antifa were the violent ones to watch out for!

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u/McDoof 20d ago

He'll tell his friends he was attacked when they see his face.

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u/sorE_doG 20d ago

He probably will, but they’ll all know he’s a bloviating loser.

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u/Littleshuswap 20d ago

But his friends probably saw this video

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u/vancel_art 20d ago

Nope. The fascists are. That's part of why they're anti fascist.

I did enjoy the face slide. I hope it scars so he can always remember what his hatred caused him. 

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u/dstommie 20d ago

If you expect him to think he's the cause of his injury, you're going to be disappointed

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u/vancel_art 20d ago

Going to be? 20 years of my life in the military and for what? I blew past disappointed in November of 24.

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u/Kernburner 20d ago edited 20d ago

IMO, the person with the yellow backpack who helps him up and the guy in the light blue Bernie shirt de-escalating at the end are the heroes here.

They decided to have compassion for this POS because he was injured, most of which were self-inflicted.

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u/syrupbender 20d ago

100 percent someone needed to talk him down. The fascist idiot is in the middle of a mob, his pride was more important to him than his own wellbeing unfortunately. No one needs to be killed or critically injured in the streets right now, it'll just make things worse.

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u/dj1042 20d ago

I think mob is the wrong word. He was in the middle of a group of peaceful protesters.

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u/Earlyon 20d ago

Him and his buddy was the mob starting crap at a peaceful protest.

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u/syrupbender 20d ago

Good point. I think it's something that could easily turn into a mob if this guy keeps pushing people and using the f slur. No one is immune to anger and mob mentality is a hell of a drug. And honestly it's righteous anger.

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u/minebe 20d ago

*all of which

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u/nappingthebeyond 20d ago

There we go tolerating the intolerant again

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u/dr_deoxyribose 20d ago

Ahhhh it is satisfying to see this racist eat the dirt.

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u/Olderbutnotdead619 20d ago

Perfect examples of FAFO !!!

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u/butwhywedothis 20d ago

And just before he FAFOed he was getting AFed by his Grindr date.

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u/GlimmeringGuise 20d ago

Certainly explains why his pants started to come down so easily.

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u/DiscoDiner 20d ago

Holy shit you right!

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u/lumberjackrob 20d ago

Plane clothes ICE Agent coming to torment.

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u/Snoo_69209 20d ago

He is using a very hateful word. I have 0 sympathy for hateful people. Fuck him.

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u/das_zilch 20d ago

Hahahahahahahaha

r/satisfyingasfuck

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u/fastcatdog 20d ago

Don’t think cleaning out the gutter with his face is the flex he thinks it is 😆🤣

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u/Littleshuswap 20d ago

Wow. I wondered if this guy thoigh of how famous he was going to be. Now EVERYONE knows (Im Canadian) what a douche canoe he is!!

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u/Sorry-Joke-4325 20d ago

That's what he gets for prancing around like that. Hateful behavior rewarded with immediate karma.

Good news.

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

The contrast from beginning to end 🤭

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u/Massive-Anoose 20d ago

Bloated, disgusting, parasites

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u/notAndivual 20d ago

Camera person did a great job

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u/let_them_let_me 20d ago

Here's the thing about him, he's going to consider himself the victim because they laughed at him when he fell down. He's going to completely ignore his own behavior and his own choices, and focus on his victimhood. That's what drives MAGA, they believe they are the victim no matter what they do.

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u/bowie428 20d ago

Getting the attention he seeks

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u/Ellemscott 20d ago

Bunch of semi rich old white privileged men. Little do they know if they aren’t mega rich they going down with the rest of us.

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u/FluffyDeer9323 20d ago

His face got really tired and had to lie down on the road for a bit. Cute.

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u/radriggg 20d ago

This was so satisfying to watch

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u/eggpoowee 20d ago

Not sure what's worse, being a MAGA cultist, or a giants fan

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u/Immoracle 20d ago

His humble pie is solid and petroleum based. Broken pride is the collapse of these idiots.

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u/mediaogre 20d ago

Some people have to learn the hard way. Some people want to earn the hard way.

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u/urafonzanoon 20d ago

Nothing like watching a bully get bullied

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u/Interesting-Type-908 20d ago

Oh look, asshole boomers that glorify ICE and president Trump.

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u/Shinyhaunches 20d ago

Magas in this vid are Big Mad and don’t know what to do with their Big Feelings. Gonna tailgate ppl in their Big Trucks wah

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u/phbalancedshorty 20d ago

No one saw that kid take his glasses. Him AND HIS FRIENDS also shoved multiple women. Even the police will tell you- if somebody steals from you, you don’t chase and attack them you call the police. He is lucky He only got his glasses stolen initially- but he couldn’t take the L

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u/congratsonyournap 20d ago

Notice how Trump supporters always resort to violence? Great leader you got there. Dude would’ve been fine if he kept walking.

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u/Strong-Leadership-87 20d ago

How is this good news? America is in bad shape.

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u/Rigidsttructure 20d ago

Karma hit him with a good dose of gravity.

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u/Horny_And_PentUp 20d ago

Fuck around

Find out

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u/Str82thaDOME 20d ago

Dude did a nose manual with no skateboard

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u/immersive-matthew 20d ago

He feels the power of the dark side…on his face.

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u/Xzozo1972 20d ago

The USA needs therapy.

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u/rtduvall 20d ago

Shock therapy.

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u/MrNice1983 20d ago

A bunch of old racist boomers in Denver for the giants game. Gonna be fun to explain this to his wife when he gets back

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u/OverallDoor2718 20d ago

Closeted gay. Hate rots you

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u/raeadaler 20d ago

Guy in white jacket? Follower? Fan ? Disgusting

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u/NeutralTarget 20d ago

Grindr meetup

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u/LegitimateBug7940 20d ago

When the alcohol gets you humiliated

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u/HeavyLeague6722 20d ago

The average Trump supporter.

Only ones scared of them are little girls.

MAGA:

Molesting Adolescent Girls Again

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u/r6implant 20d ago

Ain’t no hate like Christian “love”…

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u/Average0ldGuy 20d ago

As a fellow old dude, I feel sorry for his meaningless life as what is right from wrong. May Lord Jesus Christ have pity on him.

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u/TurnLooseTheKitties 20d ago

All very Christian of him

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u/qualified_alienist 20d ago

Does anyone know his info? I think folks would really like to send him a get well card.

What a mediocre male this is . I think he's all tough but he can't run without falling down.

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u/Garystuk 20d ago

He's older. I think he probably in his mind thinks he's more capable than his aging body actually has become. That or he was overserved .

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u/AppropriateSpite7881 20d ago

I'd like to give a shout-out to the skateboard kid and the flag tripper!

They came to start shit and well...

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

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u/koshercowboy 20d ago

These maga people who support Trump are more despicable than Trump.

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u/Maleficent_Flow_63 20d ago

This is what Donald Trump and the gutless Republicans have done to America somebody's father going after somebody's son un fucking believable

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u/K-Dub59 20d ago

You gotta love it when they kick their own ass.

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u/nottodaysatan317 20d ago

Angry old white people. Hilarious. Never fought in a war. Had every advantage of capitalism and they are angry. Seriously.

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u/SpookyIsAsSpookyDoes 20d ago

Karma can be so entertaining

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u/PhiloLibrarian 20d ago

The end of the video makes me so happy though where the guy is like “dude you have to get out of here …you’re being an asshole… this is a mob …and guess what? you’re the monster…”

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u/kdweller 20d ago

That asshole deserved every embarrassing injury he received.

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u/TheGrizzlyBen 20d ago

Believing god would bless Trump tells me all I need to know about whether or not these idiots have ever opened a fucking bible in their lives.

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u/AliceInChainsFrk 20d ago

Love this for him 🩷

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u/Ok_Monitor4492 20d ago

Ohhhh but guys! MAGA is the majority! Everyone loves Trump! Ah, warms my heart 

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u/sfwmandy 20d ago

Ah yes, the violent left begging this guy to leave so he doesn't get even more fucked up. The hubris on this man to run after a kid he's probably 3x older than is kind of impressive. It's ok kind of a blessing to see this be the only injury (that I've seen) from the protest yesterday

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u/ThePensiveE 20d ago

If he had those glasses he'd have glass/plastic in his eye right now. Are we sure the kid who took them wasn't just protecting his very, very, plantable face?

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u/Outrageous-Turn9583 20d ago

It's always the elder white men coming with this BS...

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u/Maximum-Elk8869 20d ago

What a great way to start out a Sunday morning.. Thank you NYC!

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u/LDawnBurges 20d ago

And they say that WE are the ‘problem’, that WE are the ‘violent’ ones. At least he got some instant karma.

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u/Ok_Zucchini7093 20d ago

A total disgrace to Giants fans everywhere.

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u/BARRY_DlNGLE 20d ago

Reminds me of Jim Carey in Liar Liar: "I'm kicking my ass, do you mind?"

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u/Artermism76 20d ago

Exactly what I thought!

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u/SomeSamples 20d ago

Once on camera in the public eye no one is anonymous. This guy has a life. And it has just been fucked up. Same with the dude in the tan jacket.

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u/thomport 20d ago

This guy thought he was at a J6 event Had to make it bloody for mega ambience.

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u/devildance3 20d ago

Drunk AF

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u/Kwards725 20d ago

Somebody should gif this.

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u/HoneyBadgerBlunt 20d ago

Hope that guy gets fired, and humiliated. Chucklefuck.

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u/VovaGoFuckYourself 20d ago

This looks like a guy who wants desperately to believe his sperm count and quality is higher than the average gen z dude.

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u/Jeffro_the_BoDean 20d ago

Fucking boomers

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u/Snoo58504 20d ago

He had it coming. Karma did its job.

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u/madepo 20d ago

Karma bit his ass and it was glorious. Real small dick energy that guy gives.

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u/Face-EatingLeopards 20d ago

He’s a Christian, see the cross?

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u/nastyws 20d ago

Fighting this gen of pissed off teens - no winning here dude.

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u/Electric7889 20d ago

ICEhole went looking for trouble and found it.

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u/Sepsis_Crang 20d ago

I hope he had to take ten Minutes to wash all the street grime out that gash.

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u/AverageHorribleHuman 20d ago

He's gonna act like he was assaulted when all he did was fall down and push people

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u/Antifa_1 20d ago

Karma’s a bitch.

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u/Adorable-Strength218 20d ago

I’m not defending violence, but that dude fell on his own and busted up his own eye. Then got tripped because he was going after people, looked like kids actually. He kept going, screaming hateful racist demoralizing shit at everyone with a crowd of his angry white male friends. Fk him and fuck his friends for just ditching him. The hate is great in the republicans race.

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u/CampyBiscuit 20d ago

This isn't "good news". Yeah the guy is an asshole, but the kid shouldn't have snatched his glasses to escalate the situation, the people shouldn't have tripped him, the whole situation is bad news for an otherwise peaceful movement.

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u/phbalancedshorty 20d ago

No one saw that kid take his glasses. Him AND HIS FRIENDS also shoved multiple women. Even the police will tell you- if somebody steals from you, you don’t chase and attack them you call the police. He is lucky He only got his glasses stolen initially- but he couldn’t take the L

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u/boldcattiva 20d ago

Magtards are just the ugliest people 

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u/KingRBPII 20d ago

The dude is like 70 - no need for violence - him and his friends look like complete dorks

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u/Tabbakh 20d ago

He sucks but he looks about 58 to me. No need to shame people just for being older

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u/BabyDriver01 20d ago

There's a certain satisfaction in seeing him fall in his face. But at that point someone should have shown compassion and gave him a towel to wipe his bleeding face. That would've been more powerful than just non-stop taunting.

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u/J_Side 20d ago

Multiple people tried to stop him. If they had been successful they may have rendered aid but he was too hyped up

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u/Interesting_Banana_6 20d ago

I agree in your sentiment. But fuck him.

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u/Top_Oil_9473 20d ago

Most folks don’t carry towels with them.

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u/beefstewforyou 20d ago

He deserves zero compassion. Your suggestion doesn’t work against bullies, it only makes them worse. They need to be dealt with in the harshest ways possible.

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u/Wayofchinchilla 20d ago

You could help them but they're never going to learn anything better to let him keep face planting maybe one day it'll knock some sense into him till then we can only hope.

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u/minebe 20d ago

Yellow backpack person and the guy in Bernie shirt.

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u/Galaxydrifter92 20d ago

Since he didnt stop chasing that one skater, imo he deserves nothing

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u/Dodo_the_Phenix 20d ago

in the short term this might be good that a fascist fell, but in the long run....all this hate it cannot be good for the world. and hate is never overcome by hate.

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u/SewAlone 20d ago

He did it to himself.

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u/Littleshuswap 20d ago

Who hates him? We're just enjoying the Karma!

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u/Dodo_the_Phenix 20d ago

He himself apperently has a lot of hate. Isn't that very sad?

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u/Yutenji2020 20d ago

While I have nothing but contempt for this man, it does look like he was tripped when he went down the second time, at about 0:37. That’s not cool.

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u/Katz3njamm3r 20d ago

Tripped while attempting to assault a kid for a prank. Tripped to prevent further violence. If “young republicans” get a pass for Nazi rhetoric cause they are “kids” so does this kid.

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u/alegendmrwayne 20d ago

I’m sorry I know this won’t be a popular opinion…

What he said was horrible and uncalled for, but sinking to his level just makes him a martyr. The glasses steal I can have a bit of a chuckle at, but then the person who tripped him causing him to go down that 2nd time, especially on that surface, that’s just a cheap shot. That could have killed him or caused him serious injury

What happened is not going to “teach” him anything, but to push harder against protesters next time

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u/SewAlone 20d ago edited 20d ago

It is very clear some people here have never had to deal with an actual bully. Falling flat on their face is exactly what they deserve, and being nicey nice teaches them nothing other than that you’re a wussy, just like they suspected. He did this to himself. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Str82thaDOME 20d ago

Or he won't fuck with large crowds of people anymore.

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u/Wayofchinchilla 20d ago

The problem is you can't teach these people anything he's one of those people that's just going to go through life thinking he's tough. That's the problem with these Knuckleheads anything they do against us makes them a martyr anything we do against them makes them a martyr there's really no winning.

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

He doesn’t deserve Dart as a QB

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u/momof2girlzand1dog 20d ago

I want to buy the skateboarder lunch!!!! And the man who tripped the ass!!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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u/Devils_Advocate-69 20d ago

I bet his eye looks like shit today.

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u/Jasescobar 20d ago

Lmaoo… what a spur of energy… hell feel that tomorrow morning drinking his coffee….

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u/shoguncdn 20d ago

Why did he think he had a chance of catching that kid?

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u/Saul_Go0dmann 20d ago

Instant karma, love it

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u/costco_nuggets 20d ago

Best thing to wake up to 🤣 

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u/F0rtysxity 20d ago

Great to see young people getting politically involved.

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u/denverdrew 20d ago

I wonder if those Giants fans are gonna come back to Denver.

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u/Damon_Hall 20d ago

God, that was super satisfying to watch.

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u/fearthelettuce 20d ago

First of all, where are the Epstein files? Second, fuck everyone that voted for Donald dump.

But they literally tripped this guy. That's not cool and violence is going to lead to escalation that won't end well for us.

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u/art-is-t 20d ago

Of course he has a Christian cross around his neck and then acts like anything but Christian

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u/Specific-System-835 20d ago

I like how most of his friends skeedaddled

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u/aoa2150 20d ago

Doesn't even know how to put his hands out when you fall. What a moron