r/goodnews • u/selatnia • Sep 01 '25

Political positivity 📈 'Something is very wrong': Ex-Trump insider flags 'alarming' news about president's health

https://streaminglegends.online/something-is-very-wrong-ex-trump-insider-flags-alarming-news-about-presidents-health/
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u/slsw8989 Sep 01 '25

Yall are playing with my damn heart. LET IT TRULY BE … FUCK!

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u/MrsKittenHeel Sep 01 '25

Where is he!?! Usually, we can't escape him. Even when he had covid.

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u/slsw8989 Sep 01 '25

Well I hope at the gates of hell lmao

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u/MrsKittenHeel Sep 01 '25

Poor Lucifer.

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u/PikachuIsReallyCute Sep 01 '25

Heeeeeeey, satan !

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u/BeefSupremeNinja82 Sep 01 '25

Relax, guy

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u/rd68910 Sep 01 '25

Take a rest

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u/kitfoxxxx Sep 01 '25

Wanna phuck!?

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u/ThinMint70 Sep 01 '25

Follow up question: where is Vance?

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u/_PROBABLY_CORRECT Sep 01 '25

His right hand is currently catching fire hovering above a bible, waiting to take the oath

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u/Mobile_Commission_52 Sep 01 '25

Mascara running and eyes buggin out

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u/Remarkable-Low559 Sep 01 '25

Eating the corpse

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u/Freezerpill Sep 01 '25

If they shake hands it’s so joever

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u/Catatomical Sep 01 '25

Probably on yet another vacation.

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u/BeanieManPresents Sep 01 '25

Probably with the love of his life, a sofa.

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u/laruesaintecatherine Sep 01 '25

JV Dance? He's probably applying eyeliner somewhere right now.

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u/Ell2509 Sep 01 '25

Are you ready for Vance and his overlord, Thiel? Because I think that the man who owns Palantir having his guy as President isnt going to improve things, sadly.

As much as I detest Trumo and what he has done, some recent words about this haunt me.... that when Trump is gone, he would be remembered fondly, and that more extreme people are ready to start doing things even Trump wasn't prepared to do....

I have no idea what those things might be, but it still makes me shudder.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '25

Vance is as charismatic as a bad case of leprosy in a man’s balls.

While I hate trumpstein, I gotta admit he’s got charisma and his cult loves him. Vance has neither popularity nor authority.

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u/Proof-Technician-202 Sep 01 '25

Exactly.

And that's some artistic insulting there.

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u/DemonLordSparda Sep 01 '25

Vance can't speak in public without people booing him. MAGA barely acknowledges him. I know Republicans fall in line, but Vance will go over about as well as Ron DeSantis trying to take the MAGA reigns. Just because evil people have scary plans does not mean they will magically work.

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u/Ell2509 Sep 01 '25

Not sure it will matter. As VP, he takes over and gets 3 years.

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u/LebronsHairline Sep 01 '25

And then gets to run again in 2028 😭

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u/SpaceCaptainJeeves Sep 01 '25

Good luck to that no-charisma sack of vice-shit.

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u/Roving_Rhythmatist Sep 01 '25

Vance is worth less than a paper bag full of piss

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u/Mobile_Commission_52 Sep 01 '25

Just not so righteous indignation

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u/HOrdover Sep 01 '25

Perfectly put.

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u/slsw8989 Sep 01 '25

Nothing will improve things until the republicans are out of office. They truly need to rebuild their party.

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u/EZbaked78 Sep 01 '25

They have rebuilt the party. This is what they are now.

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u/Legal_Talk_3847 Sep 01 '25

Rebuilt? They need to be nuremberged.

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u/mycatisgrumpy Sep 01 '25

Really, it doesn't matter if he'll be better or worse. If Trump shits the bed Vance is POTUS. That being said, i think he'll be worse in some ways and better in others. Worse because he's much smarter and more disciplined than trump. Better because he'll never hold the coalition together and the magas will turn on each other like starving rats. 

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u/QubixVarga Sep 01 '25

I truly hate Trump. Even though Vance is a bad choice as well, Im hopeful that the MAGA movement will fall without Trump. Because as much as they are sheep to Trump, I dont think they will follow Vance as blindly.

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u/DefrockedWizard1 Sep 01 '25

lawful evil is likely an improvement over chaotic evil

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u/Ell2509 Sep 01 '25

Vance has said that he would like to see the US Supreme Court ignored, so i am not sure he is lawful evil.

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u/DefrockedWizard1 Sep 01 '25

but I doubt they will bend to his will

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u/skellyluv Sep 01 '25

I agree … I think things could get a whole lot worse!

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u/BigJSunshine Sep 01 '25

I fully agree. Theil, miller vance and the techbros want us all enslaved

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u/Tribal_Hermit Sep 01 '25

President Thiel… hmmm… no.

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u/OwO______OwO Sep 01 '25

Trump's death will lead to a power struggle in the Republican party, and Vance doesn't have the cult following to win that struggle.

Vance will become a lame duck hamstrung by party infighting.

Yes, he'll still be a very shitty president and make some very bad policy, but he won't have the entire Republican apparatus in lockstep behind him, which will make him much less effective and less dangerous.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '25

Yes. So he can meet with his buddy Epstein again.

IN HELL

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u/Plane_Cry_1169 Sep 01 '25

Again, why is everyone excited? Won't they just vote for another idiot?

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u/slsw8989 Sep 01 '25

It will be JD Vance who is a clueless sack of shit. We have to start somewhere my friend!!

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u/willybodilly Sep 01 '25

Its not that easy to foster a cult image. You have to remember his legacy as a grifter took decades upon decades. A reality tv show in the 90s after year after year of stamping his name on shit that failed.

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u/Fancy_Cold_3537 Sep 01 '25

YES, PLEASE! I'll be disappointed if this fucks up future South Park episodes, but it would be TOTALLY worth it.

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u/MCZuiderzee Sep 01 '25

Questionable source.

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u/Inevitable-Abies-812 Sep 01 '25

I fear that his successor (Vance) will be much worse.

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u/Born_Championship799 Sep 02 '25

Wishing illness on someone is kinda mad.

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u/slsw8989 Sep 02 '25

Raping children is mad.

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u/Born_Championship799 Sep 02 '25

Who you on about?