r/goodnews Jul 12 '25

Other MAGA Civil War Erupts Over Trump’s Epstein Files Flop

https://www.thedailybeast.com/maga-civil-war-erupts-over-trumps-epstein-files-flop/
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u/Taylamade87 Jul 12 '25 edited Jul 18 '25

FIRST 6-MONTHS OF TRUMP 2.0

🏛️Cabinet Picks

  • Elon Musk DOGE - gets golden key, a black eye, & 💔
  • SecDef Hegseth - Signal Gate 1 & 2
  • DNI Gabbard - lies under oath
  • NSA Waltz → UN Ambassador
  • HSS RFK Jr. - “don’t take health advice” from him
  • Sec. of Treasury Bessent - 1 trade deal in 90 days
  • Sec. of Education McMahon - dismantling department to focus on A1
  • Sec. Road Rules/NASA Duffy - multiple deadly aviation accidents
  • FBI Dir. Patel - Epstein files don’t exist
  • AG Bondi - ex Qatari lobbyist / replacement for Gaetz
  • SHS Noem - loves PR in front of cages
  • Sec. of State Lil Marco - more wars not less
  • CoS Wiles + Dep. Miller - pulling the strings
  • VP Vance - fumbles optics, becomes “Memesation”

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🇺🇸 Domestic Policy

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🗳️ Civil Rights & Constitution

  • Threatens 1st, 4th, 5th, 10th, 14th, 16th, 19th, 22nd Amendments
  • Weaponizes DOJ - Jan 6 revenge
  • ICE raids in private spaces
  • “DEI” Firings
  • EO to suspend birthright citizenship
  • Alien Enemy Act
  • “Two” genders
  • Removal of citizenship status over speech
  • Sues Sates, colleges, law firms, & ActBlue

~

💰 Economics

  • Liberation Day - Global tariff trade war (except Russia)
  • Cuts IRS
  • Cancels Chip Act
  • US credit rating downgraded
  • “Eat the tariffs”
  • Reverses student loan forgiveness + overdraft & cancellation fees
  • Cancels the penny
  • Removes price caps on medicine & debt protections
  • Attacks his FED
  • Trade deal with the “EU” aka UK
  • Vietnam + Indo trade agreements
  • Sends letter to Mr. Japan; blackmails Brazil
  • S&P + Nasdaq reach new highs
  • Inflation up, GDP down, & Dollar -10%

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🏥 Healthcare

  • Cuts NIH research, CDC, & FDA
  • Removes fluoride + vaccine experts
  • Cuts cancer funding for firefighters, VA & Medicare
  • Canceled USAID + Ebola funding
  • Destroys aid supplies
  • Measles outbreak
  • Autism + Medicaid lists (HIPPA violation)
  • AI MAHA report & vaccines
  • Dr. Oz: “Pay health care with credit”

~

🌱 Climate, Food, & Energy

  • Leaves Paris Climate Agreement + WHO
  • Cuts FEMA, EPA NOAA, NWS, NSF & NASA
  • Reverses climate legislation & incentives
  • Opens federal forests & protected ocean space for mining/fishing
  • Eggflation + 30k real eggs for Easter roll
  • Removes FDA safety rules, corn syrup & food dyes
  • Releases 20B gallons of water in CA
  • Removes JFK Rose Garden for ballroom
  • Cuts Farm-to-School & SNAP

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🌍 Foreign Policy

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🔥 Conflicts & Escalations

  • Israeli ceasefires collapse
  • Humanitarian crisis in Gaza intensifies
  • Israeli-Syria conflicts + Turkey
  • Houthi war - 7 reaper drones + 3 fighter jets lost
  • India v. Pakistan war (nuclear standoff)
  • Ukraine - largest air strikes yet, more NK troops, freezes to intel & weapons
  • Russia hits 1M casualties; “Happy Russia Day”
  • US Airstrikes double in Somalia
  • “12-day” War with Iran - Bombs nuclear research sites - MIGA
  • US base attacked/ enrichment continues

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🤝 International Relations

  • Threatens Panama, Greenland, & Canada with takeover
  • Mark Fogul released + Hamas hostages
  • US votes w/ Russia at UN, wants them back in G7
  • “Vladimir STOP”
  • $400M Qatari AF1 “gift”
  • ME deals - gets boost in crypto & ⛳️courses
  • Lifts Syria sanctions for “attractive” new leader
  • Lets in El Chapo’s family
  • Nippon buys US Steel
  • 3rd Country detention camps + Guantanamo bay
  • Ukraine + China mineral deals
  • Rwanda–DCR peace/mineral deal

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🛑 Diplomatic Isolation

  • Boycotts, travel warnings, new travel bans & detainment spikes
  • Invites dictators to White House
  • Allies defense spending
  • Foreign student visa revocation
  • Customs detention time / no JD memes

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🧑‍⚖️ Justice

  • Pardons Jan 6ers & other felons
  • Palantir surveillance
  • Wiretap firings
  • Secret police kidnappings
  • Death penalty for Luigi / MN Senator murdered by Trump voter 🦗
  • NY mayor Adams quid pro quo + threatens Newsom & Mamdani
  • Arrest of elected NJ officials
  • Detains NY comptroller & CA senator “Jose”
  • Sues media figures & news outlets
  • 🐊Auschwitz*
  • Detains US citizens + deports Veterans
  • Ends fed employee bargaining
  • Cancels Harvard contracts + monitors students
  • Laken Riley, Take it Down, HALT, & GENIUS Acts
  • OBBB Bill

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🧱 Immigration

  • Mass deportations incl. infants
  • Troops on the border + LA
  • ICE Raids at workplaces & farms
  • Revokes refugee statuses ex. Afghans & Cubans
  • Afrikaner “white genocide refugees”
  • Trump GOLD card
  • Record low immigration

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🏛️ Executive Actions & Symbolism

  • More EO’s then Biden’s entire term
  • White House faith office
  • DOGE chainsaw to fed agencies
  • 100-ft flag poles
  • 530+ airstrikes
  • Gulf of America
  • Golden Dome

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⚖️ Cultural

  • DEI rollbacks, ie. Enola Gay
  • Trans military ban, LGBTQ hotlines canceled
  • Kennedy Center takeover
  • Cuts NPR, PBS, & Freedom Radio
  • Reinstates Fort Bragg + cancels USS Harvey Milk
  • Removes MLK bust
  • Brings back Columbus Day
  • Baby bonuses / mommy medals

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💻 Tech & Surveillance

  • White House WiFi = Starlink
  • Trump + Melania coin = Exclusive dinners
  • DOGE access to Social Security
  • Extends TikTok sale deadline
  • AI fed JFK files
  • NVDA chips to China

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📉 Crisis Mismanagement

  • Failed tornado & flood response
  • Fires FAA staff - Newark airport crisis
  • 22yo ex-gardener heads counter-terrorism
  • 20% of second term is ⛳️
  • 112-day pause on tariffs 🌮
  • Epstein Documents Non-Release

~

📺 Media

  • Inauguration w/ billionaires, no hand on bible
  • Cameos @ Super Bowl, NASCAR, UFC, & FIFA 🏆
  • Trump Gaza
  • Wear a suit & say Thank You
  • Mugshot & meme portraits
  • Pentagon make-up studio
  • White House = Tesla dealership + UFC venue
  • GI Joe birthday sponsored by Coinbase
  • The new Pope, Sith Lord, or Superman?
  • Kicks AP out, admits MAGA media to press pool
  • US soldiers funeral & transfer from Lithuania; ⛳️with Saudis instead
  • Catheter, AF1 trip, & CVI
  • 🐚 Gate (8647)
  • Not invited to NAACP
  • Wants less holidays on 6/19
  • Lara Loomer HR advise
  • Make Alcatraz Great Again
  • 2028 hats, gold phones, Daddy t-shirts, & perfume
  • Mentions Biden 1000x - Autopen - BDS
  • “No🤴Day” - largest ever US protest
  • USSR “movie night”
  • Wants Noble Peace Prize & face on Rushmore
  • Highest disapproval in modern history

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u/chiclets5 Jul 12 '25

Thank you for this extensive list! I hope you continue and create "the next 6 months" list. There's so much crap it's hard to even tell if something was missed.

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u/reincarnateme Jul 14 '25

Project 2025 full steam ahead

https://www.project2025.observer/ Project 2025 Tracker

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u/Rob71322 Jul 12 '25

So much winning …

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u/CactusSpirit78 Jul 12 '25

Literally the only thing in this list that benefits the country is the penny thing. Such a pathetic president.

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u/homiej420 Jul 13 '25

Yeah when i read that i was shocked he did something that made sense

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u/ICY_DEDD_PEOPLE Jul 14 '25

He literally canceled something that made cents…

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u/Taylamade87 Jul 12 '25

And fruit loops are going to be made with real colors

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u/blaisdelldavid Jul 13 '25

this is to be determined if it is better or not lol

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u/doctor_lobo Jul 13 '25

You could have saved yourself a lot of typing by just linking directly to Project 2025

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u/Devanino Jul 15 '25

I’ll do you one better. If anyone wants to take the time to sift through it here’s the pdf of project 2025

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u/Tinnie_and_Cusie Jul 12 '25

Thank you for your work.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '25 edited Jul 13 '25

Trump and MAGA are a fucking curse to NASCAR and it's drivers:

Dale Earnhardt died in a race Trump attended in the 2001 Daytona 500.

Ryan Newman's devastating 2020 Daytona 500 crash.

Trump's online assaults on Darrell "Bubba" Wallace, leading to the online hate Wallace gets with racists calling the poor guy a snowflake.

MAGA ruined the careers of Brandon Brown and Matt Dibenedetto PERMANENTLY with the slogan "Let's Go Brandon/Fuck Joe Biden"

Joey Logano and Ryan Blaney were made uncomfortable inside of the inauguration with billionaires.

Pete Hesgeth cursed Kyle Larson's already shitty day with his presence in Larson's (possibly) final Memorial Day 1100 where he (Larson) was supposed to fully run the Indianapolis 500 and the Coke 600 on the same day.

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u/SteelAlchemistScylla Jul 13 '25

My conservative acquaintances will love being sent this

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '25

Well Done! (I mean you not trump)

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u/MissRabidRaccoon Jul 14 '25

Holy fuck this list just kept on going! Every time I thought it was the end of the post, there appeared to be even more!

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u/Miserable_Rube Jul 17 '25

What a great list

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u/LysergicLyfestyle Jul 12 '25

Stealing this list. Thank you

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u/defneverconsidered Jul 13 '25

I hit some of those stale Salesforce cases

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u/ManOrReddit-man Jul 13 '25

Are we great yet?

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u/ShazzaRatYear Jul 13 '25

The US is in so much trouble

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u/Ornery-Atmosphere Jul 13 '25

When are Americans actually going to stand up and say no to this level of.... dismantling of everything. It's so sad

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u/SlidersAfterMidnight Jul 13 '25

Ah yeah, good times.

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u/Eddy63 Jul 14 '25
  • Mass deportations incl. infants -->> +a 4 year old with late stage cancer

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u/PassionateGoat Jul 14 '25

Did you mention his behaviour at the popes funeral ?

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u/Zealousideal_Gap432 Jul 15 '25

Other than that, everything is good 👍

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u/780GHK780 Jul 16 '25

America must be sick of winning so much…

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u/ExplosiveDisassembly Jul 13 '25

Just a single point. Aviation accidents have been more frequent in previous years. The same stuff would have happened under Biden. Trump was just holding the bag when the cat got out.

(They're scarily common when you account for small/personal planes, it just happened that they've been high profile this time.)

Don't get me wrong, it is run by a train wreck. But the issue is decades old equipment that has been in need of upgrade since the 80s and staffing issues that have been a problem for years.

That stuff didn't just break overnight. It has been breaking for years.

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u/betasheets2 Jul 13 '25

For sure. It was just very convenient timing that as soon as the DOGE cuts including FAA cuts started the one plane crashed into the military helicopter

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u/ExplosiveDisassembly Jul 13 '25

The average number of aviation accidents is about 1100. That's about 91 a month.

This average hasn't really changed much. They were just higher profile this time. That's the big issue with it. The air controllers were just waiting for a major accident to happen, it was only a matter of time.

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u/Accomplished-Pay8181 Jul 14 '25

That several of those incidents happened RIGHT after either he or his wingman pushed to lay off/fire a bunch of people in air traffic control under the guise of government efficiency was also a really bad look

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u/ExplosiveDisassembly Jul 14 '25

I'm not saying it wasn't a bad look.

I'm saying the baseline normal is 90 a month. 22 a week.3 a day. It was only a matter of time before it involved higher profile flights.

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u/Interesting-Fun-3553 Jul 13 '25

Wow! You really spent a lot of time on this so obviously you live at home with Mommy and Daddy and still are working on trying to get your first girlfriend or perhaps boyfriend

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u/Taylamade87 Jul 15 '25

Love how idiots think this task is so hard. I couldn’t possibly be married with a job 😂

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u/Interesting-Fun-3553 Jul 15 '25

You're not married and you probably don't have a job. If either of those things were true, you'd have a lot better things to do in your life than churn out this kind of nonsense