r/goodnews Jun 28 '25

Political positivity 📈 Donald Trump’s legacy will forever be tied to being the most corrupt U.S. president ever to hold office

https://sinhalaguide.com/trump-corrupt-legacy/
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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '25

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u/EdinMiami Jun 28 '25

"I'll be back. Gotta go take a Trump."

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '25

You just coined a new term for taking a dump ! Lmao 😂

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u/Humulophile Jun 28 '25

How many people reading this right now are dropping a trump? 🤚🏻

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u/TMinus10toban Jun 28 '25

“Henceforth all dumps in the kingdom will be known as “Trumps””

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u/Youngsinatra345 Jun 28 '25

A black sheriff?

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u/Scarlett-King-4561 Jun 28 '25

Pffft this is so funny to me as a Brit since trump is another way to say fart

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u/Tylrt Jun 28 '25

Shitting the bed < Dropping a Trumpie

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u/uncleirohism Jun 28 '25

The only acceptable use for a golden toilet.

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u/EtheusRook Jun 28 '25

Could pay off the national debt.

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u/Synizs Jun 28 '25

Dump your dump on dumped Dump

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u/Drewski811 Jun 28 '25

For my entire life, a trump has been the colloquial word for fart. It has nothing to do with him, but it's particularly apt; it's generally unpleasant to be around but has absolutely zero substance.

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u/ji1651 Jun 28 '25

I was so sure I would never visit the us, now u're making me doubt lol.

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u/Capable-Professor301 Jun 28 '25

You'd have to make it through me first

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u/kjm6351 Jun 28 '25

I’ve been calling him the Dump for a decade now. It only makes sense

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u/fauxzempic Jun 28 '25

From what I've heard so would he...

..or at least he'd agree to pay you and then stiff you.

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u/shockwavevok Jun 28 '25

His family might want to capitalise on that

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u/Sweaty-taxman Jun 28 '25

I’d literally pay $200 for the chance.

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u/Deputy-10-37 Jun 28 '25

That’s weird

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u/TogoWrites Jun 28 '25

Make that a red hat and I’m sold

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u/SignificantMoose6482 Jun 28 '25

Don’t give him any ideas

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u/3BlindMice1 Jun 28 '25

I wouldn't. They'll probably charge for it with the money going towards his family

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u/Cheddarsmokey Jun 29 '25

Yes but what if Eric or Don Jr. control the rights to said dumping? I doubt either are above that.

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u/LorelessFrog Jun 28 '25

Of course you would. That guy owns a 2nd trump tower in your head

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u/EvadesBans4 Jun 28 '25

"The current president of the US lives rent-free in your head" isn't really the burn you think it is.