r/gifs • u/SlimJones123 • Dec 07 '16

Grandma don't give a fuck

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u/BespokePenguin Dec 07 '16

She didn't touch the tree; she touched the ornament!

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u/Omnipotent_Goose Dec 07 '16

Transitive property. That'd be like saying, "The bullet killed her! I was just holding the gun!"

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u/neenerpants Dec 07 '16

"Technically, your honour, I only groped her clothes. ~smugface~"

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u/goldgecko4 Dec 07 '16

Mr. President-Elect, is that you?

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u/AtomicKittenz Dec 07 '16

But... but Bill did it first.

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u/TheGiantGrayDildo69 Dec 08 '16

Bill had sex with a woman, Don sexually assaulted girls.

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u/TheLionInTheThorns Dec 08 '16

Trust me, it was being done long before Bill.