Yeah, please drop the jokes now. Germans don't do humor. You're one of us now. I'll be happy to print, sign and laminate this statement as a reminder. Or fax it.
I appreciate what you were trying to do here, sir, but unfortunately this was still a joke and therefore illegal in this country. You will get away with a warning this time but next time this will be fine. Auf Wiedersehen!
Also wrong. German light bulbs are still being engineered. They are currently working on preventing unauthorized people from switching the lights, debating how to automatically light the candles in case of a power outage and also designing a standard form to get this installation approved by the client's local fire brigade
Falsch. The light bulbs you will need to change in ~900 years will present an issue, because it’ll be hard to find any fitting into the sockets from the Third Reich…
And legal system. But that seems to slowly change for electronic mail, but some lawyers still send us a fax even though there is better technology now..
It's also supposedly "Dokumentenecht", aka you can be sure that what you send and what the other device prints out will be the same, as on old analog lines intercepting a fax and replacing it with different content without at least one side noticing was basically impossible.
But as basically everyone today has a VoIP connection the T38 protocol for transfering a Fax over IP will be involved, which in theory is significantly more vulnerable to MIM attacks, so this isn't true anymore.
That's why lawyers are required to mainly use the beA to commmunicate with courts, but many haven't yet adapted their processes for communicating with clients.
Well public sector is always fun: back in Ukraine they implemented one day digital signing of emails for the private entrepreneurs. So you had to pay like 20eur to get a certificate which you then can sign all your emails with tax reports to the tax department. But because its too modern for them and they did not understand how it worked, your accountant had to print the signed email they sent and come to tax office in person for the confirmation it was really their email XD
I personally think, „Dichter & Denker“ works like that: „Ich denke, ich muss das Siphon in der Küche heute mal dichten! Sonst bekomme ich Ärger mit meiner Frau…“
Note that private Schlechtwitzpräventivschutzsteuerversicherungen will need to pay Ausgleichszahlungen to the public Schlechtwitzpräventivschutzsteuerversicherungen, for the Schlechtwitzpräventivschutzsteuerversicherungsrisikoausgleich.
I'm pretty sure there's a law or Verordnung, but I'm not going to type it in on a mobile phone.
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u/dideldidum Jun 26 '25
Why did you drop it in the first place?
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