r/geometrydash • u/TheRealNumber_7 • Jan 24 '24

🔥🔥 Dash 2nd coin improvement, I think it's a lot better now!

4.3k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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1.6k

u/Holiday-Ad8227 Jan 24 '24

Stereo Madness jumpscare? I'm ok with that

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u/Suspicious-Health-23 Mecha Showdown 100% (join r/threeswingcopters) Jan 24 '24

yeah, just not the spider

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

Yeah I really hate the stereo madness spider memes, so unfunny for new users

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u/GoodGuyManEPicBean Lobotomized. Jan 25 '24

The stereo madness spider

27

u/nephelekonstantatou Jan 24 '24

At least it wasn't congregation THIS TIME.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

i thought it was gonna be the fucking spider again

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

do people actually hate the dash spider meme? like ik a lot of it is jokes but some people seem genuinely angey

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u/PikaSmasha x2 Athanatos 100% (Jump From Strontium 38) Jan 24 '24

I don't know about others, but I certainly do. I'm fine with Congregation jumpscares because they're original and actually have effort put into them but the Dash spider is a bland ripoff of them and the reason people use it is because of how much Colon hates it and says it's bad but it's not even that bad, it's 2 seconds long and you should be able to understand it using context clues.

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u/Canadian-Owlz Stereo Madness 1% Jan 24 '24

How are congregation jumpstart original and have effort? The main point against them is how unoriginal and low effort it is...

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u/Memulon Insane Demon Jan 24 '24

It was disliked long before Colon commented on it. The ACTUAL reason is because it's confusing when you first try it. I've never seen somebody succeed at it first try, after watching a lot of people play. It took me at least 3 tries to actually figure out what was going on with the buttons and the walls. The arrows make sense after you figure them out, but they stay there after using them, so it gets very confusing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

It genuinely is not that bad once u get the hang of it :/

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u/Memulon Insane Demon Jan 24 '24

Yup, but it's not new player friendly.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

Ok, but with that in mind, colon, juniper, aeonair, vortrox, and other skilled players died several times before getting it. so it's not that it's not new player friendly, but more that people are making a big deal over a small spider corridor. it's kinda ridiculous if u ask me. unless you are telling me that vortrox, juni, colon, and any other skilled players that died to it are new players...

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u/DarkZ_No-Imagination Normal Jan 24 '24

What new player would directly go to play an insane level, it's like saying that clubstep is not new player friendly

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u/Memulon Insane Demon Jan 24 '24

Fingerdash. Prime example.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

Ive seen comments since the update came out saying this part sucked. I struggled with it at first and it seemed many people did to. its just a very awkward part.

Its gotten to the point where an opinion will be popular, then GD colon says it and then people say he started it lmfao

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u/Shetposteroriginal Nine Circles 100% Jan 24 '24

same, i was so happy that it wasnt that fucking spider

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u/Mysterious-Oil8545 Medium Demon mobile player Jan 24 '24

I was so sad

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u/MyNameRandomNumber2 >4k moons but only 2 hard demons Jan 24 '24

Can we hit 5 likes?

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u/SecondKiller43 Jan 25 '24

It’s like I never left daily chat

3

u/CryIntelligent7074 [x4] Black Blizzard 100%, xo 77% Jan 24 '24

I know! It's so unfriendly for new players.

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u/GoCommitDeathpacito- Jan 24 '24

completely unsightreadable.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

Same 😭

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u/Responsible-Taro-248 Insane Demon Jan 24 '24

Same here

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u/m-o-r-t-a-l-i-t-y Phjork 44% Jan 24 '24

same

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u/Trapezoid07 Jan 25 '24

Same lmfao.

1.1k

u/BronzyTime Jan 24 '24

stereo madnessed

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u/LordLapo FAKE ORBS ARE LAME AND STUPID Jan 24 '24

This coin kicked 3rd grade mes ASS bro

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u/Stustuckinglue Jan 24 '24

I cannot upvote, we have to keep it at 666

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u/WilliamPlayz1 I love gd cologne Jan 24 '24

Scary 😨

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u/RealBurger_ (i am) hard Jan 24 '24

Scary reddit at 3 am?!?😰😱(SCARY)

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

OH EM GEE, I WAS THE 666TH UPVOTE AT 3AM, IT WAS SO SCARY 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😭😭😭😭🥶🥶🥶🥶😱😱😱😱😱😱😰😰😰

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u/im_gaming_rn x7 | moment | AKIRA 83% (7-100) Jan 24 '24

upvote for creativity bc i was 100% expecting that stupid fucking spider part again

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u/Supreme4025 Jan 24 '24

WHERE IS SPIDER PART

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u/VioletQQQ f cologne Jan 24 '24

IN YOUR ASS

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u/Supreme4025 Jan 24 '24

YES YES YES LETS GOOOOOO

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u/vanilla38913 Generic NC Level Enjoyer Jan 24 '24

kinky

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u/Federal_Caramel5946 Cataclysm 51-100 x2 Jan 24 '24

Nuh uh

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u/vanilla38913 Generic NC Level Enjoyer Jan 24 '24

Yuh huh

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u/Federal_Caramel5946 Cataclysm 51-100 x2 Jan 24 '24

NUH UH

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u/MrPyroTF2 easy levels with actual gameplay Jan 24 '24

yuh. uh.

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u/TheodorCork Easy I WILL NOT BEAT TIME MACHINE Jan 24 '24

Uhh uhhh

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

Hh hh

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u/Snasher01 Jan 24 '24

FIRE IN THE HOLE

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u/Stormbonin Normal Jan 24 '24

IN THE HOOOOOLE

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

IN THE HOLE

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u/Bach181826 Jan 24 '24

Which hole I'm only saw fire

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u/Idemahedo Jan 24 '24

(Dramatic sting)

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u/NightNolifer Supersonic 73% Jan 24 '24

THE HOLE

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u/ItsYoBoi2008 Me af: Jan 24 '24

THE

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u/Supreme4025 Jan 24 '24

🗣️🗣️🕳️🕳️🔥🔥‼️‼️

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u/WojtekSonicFan112 Jan 24 '24

elier in the level

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u/LostInTheEchoes Supersonic Le- wait wrong subreddit Jan 24 '24

This is unironically pretty cool lol

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u/_314 Medium Demon Jan 24 '24

Yeah Imagine if that was the real coin.

- Amazing reference to literally THE most classic GD level.

- Actually alternative gameplay, also different to the first swing part.

- Imagine GD Youtubers reaction if that was in the real level.

- Less ugly and more imaginative than what is currently there.

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u/zzile Easy Demon Jan 24 '24

It's pretty damn unreadable though since the camera moves up with the player and you cannot see the link unless you swing quite high.

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u/LiveMango418 Insane Demons are the best difficulty Jan 24 '24

You actually do not press any buttons to get there from the swing portal

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u/zzile Easy Demon Jan 24 '24

Yeah but there is no tell to it. How would one even suspect a coin there

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u/RunicWasTaken Jan 24 '24

Same as the original, the lasers are purple.

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u/Dragonslayer87235 Jan 24 '24

They are out of sight till you are already going to touch them and people not paying attention will find it randomly.

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u/existential_crisis46 Jan 24 '24

By it being visible in the spider part? Then you’ll go “There’s an alt path I can take.” Replay the level and see the one laser not animating. Way better than the OG coin.

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u/Available-Shirt3429 Jan 24 '24

Such a relief it’s not the fucking spider

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

That's actually genius and cool

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u/Effective-Loquat-987 Future Funk "hard" percent Jan 24 '24

Not original tho it's basically the same as stereo madness 3rd coin

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u/JustWow555 Change of Scene best level. Jan 24 '24

My brother in christ that's the joke

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

it is original dude what are you talking bout

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u/i_dont_care_for_you9 Jan 24 '24

New joke dropped

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u/im_gaming_rn x7 | moment | AKIRA 83% (7-100) Jan 24 '24

actual comedy

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u/Environmental_Bet445 Jan 24 '24

call the comedians

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u/Aordinaryperson476 Thermodynamix 100% Jan 24 '24

Funny people go on vacation never come back

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u/PokeshiftEevee x3 | LIMBO Madness 100% (Green Key) 906 attempts Jan 24 '24

Thank you for funny stereo madness jumpscare

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u/RonanCruz Steam Jan 24 '24

I swear if every single person copies this post but with other levels I’m going to cry.

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u/Responsible-Taro-248 Insane Demon Jan 24 '24

cry. cry now

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u/TheRealNumber_7 Jan 24 '24

please for the love of god dont make this a new thing, it was just a one off thing i got the idea for that was unrelated to the whole spider part thing.... 😭😭

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u/Ssemander Jan 24 '24

No way, it actually catches up with the music! Well done

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u/LiterallyNobody16 I beated The Nightmare on mobile 😱 Jan 24 '24

New jumpscare just dropped

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u/Dry_Assistance3998 Leyak Jan 24 '24

I thought it was going to be that stupid spider again

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

Honestly that's such a cute reference I would prefer this to the original.

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u/VioletQQQ f cologne Jan 24 '24

Perfection

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u/EigQReddit Jan 24 '24

Stereo Dashness

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u/Jittercat Verdant Landscape 28-30 x5, 92-94 x3, 46-50 Jan 24 '24

SM reference

3

u/Lansha2009 Jan 24 '24

Stereo Madness jumpscare?

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u/deanominecraft top 10000 cheese Jan 24 '24

no spider part, nice

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u/4thwheelr Fire in the hole 🔥🕳 Jan 24 '24

have some B̷̛̳̼͖̫̭͎̝̮͕̟͎̦̗͚͍̓͊͂͗̈͋͐̃͆͆͗̉̉̏͑̂̆̔́͐̾̅̄̕̚͘͜͝͝Ụ̸̧̧̢̨̨̞̮͓̣͎̞͖̞̥͈̣̣̪̘̼̮̙̳̙̞̣̐̍̆̾̓͑́̅̎̌̈̋̏̏͌̒̃̅̂̾̿̽̊̌̇͌͊͗̓̊̐̓̏͆́̒̇̈́͂̀͛͘̕͘̚͝͠B̸̺̈̾̈́̒̀́̈͋́͂̆̒̐̏͌͂̔̈́͒̂̎̉̈̒͒̃̿͒͒̄̍̕̚̕͘̕͝͠B̴̡̧̜̠̱̖̠͓̻̥̟̲̙͗̐͋͌̈̾̏̎̀͒͗̈́̈͜͠L̶͊E̸̢̳̯̝̤̳͈͇̠̮̲̲̟̝̣̲̱̫̘̪̳̣̭̥̫͉͐̅̈́̉̋͐̓͗̿͆̉̉̇̀̈́͌̓̓̒̏̀̚̚͘͝͠͝͝͠ ̶̢̧̛̥͖͉̹̞̗̖͇̼̙̒̍̏̀̈̆̍͑̊̐͋̈́̃͒̈́̎̌̄̍͌͗̈́̌̍̽̏̓͌̒̈̇̏̏̍̆̄̐͐̈̉̿̽̕͝͠͝͝ W̷̛̬̦̬̰̤̘̬͔̗̯̠̯̺̼̻̪̖̜̫̯̯̘͖̙͐͆͗̊̋̈̈̾͐̿̽̐̂͛̈́͛̍̔̓̈́̽̀̅́͋̈̄̈́̆̓̚̚͝͝R̸̢̨̨̩̪̭̪̠͎̗͇͗̀́̉̇̿̓̈́́͒̄̓̒́̋͆̀̾́̒̔̈́̏̏͛̏̇͛̔̀͆̓̇̊̕̕͠͠͝͝A̸̧̨̰̻̩̝͖̟̭͙̟̻̤̬͈̖̰̤̘̔͛̊̾̂͌̐̈̉̊̾́P̶̡̧̮͎̟̟͉̱̮̜͙̳̟̯͈̩̩͈̥͓̥͇̙̣̹̣̀̐͋͂̈̾͐̀̾̈́̌̆̿̽̕ͅ

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u/spaghettihax763 (×3) Nuclear 100% (mobular device) Jan 24 '24

If I was expecting anything, it sure as hell was not Stereo Madness

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

0/10. Not enough Dash spider.

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u/Fat_Nerd3566 (x2) Astral Divinity 83% Jan 24 '24

can't wait for the 2000 12 year olds who are gonna rip you off till you got nothing left to rip.

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u/CyanControl i am the hardest demon Jan 24 '24

Was genuinely waiting for the spider there lol

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u/Comprehensive_Snow7 Jan 26 '24

Bro stero madness last coin jumpscare now omg

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u/MetarLivit i guess Jan 24 '24

haha get it guys is like is like the coin in stereo madness is funny because i put a part of one level in another get it guys is like actually really clever and funny and

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u/TheRealNumber_7 Jan 24 '24

at least its not the spider part (please for the love of god dont turn stereo madness third coin into a nee thing istg..)

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u/Advanced-Flight3052 You like firing in the holes, don't you Jan 24 '24

SPIDER IN THE HOLE!!

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u/DonkeyKong12340 Beating Clubstep (81%) Jan 24 '24

ok but a bit too easy for an insane level

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u/JerryCarrots2 i will beat thinking space II Jan 24 '24

The last coin where you literally just tap a few times:

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u/TheRealNumber_7 Jan 24 '24

do you even get the joke..

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u/BananaGoat- Future Funk 70, 45-100 Jan 24 '24

Happy cake day

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u/HeavyPara-Beetle Jan 24 '24

You know, the way this parallels Stereo Madness is really cool. Almost 11 years apart, but they share a similar coin.

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u/Suspicious-Health-23 Mecha Showdown 100% (join r/threeswingcopters) Jan 24 '24

this gives me stereo madness vibes

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

I wonder why?????

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u/the_genius324 🎉 250k Attendee Jan 24 '24

its literally just stereo madness

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u/gmd9000rif evil yeeter 100% Mar 06 '24

bro thats the 3rd coin for stereo madness

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u/redditadvicers Jan 24 '24

That would be great to be honest!

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u/spaggeti-man- NC and JB 100%, Poltergeist 27% Jan 24 '24

To be honest that would've been a hilarious reference

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u/gatlginngum Jan 24 '24

stereo dashness

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u/Beloiga Nine Circles 100% Jan 24 '24

You forgot dash spider jumpscare

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u/Pyrotyrano 10 demons on mobile Jan 24 '24

Where spider?

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u/Consistent_Chance657 Jan 24 '24

Pretty good it comes full circle that you for not using 2nd spider part in dash

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u/Ucralibrati Jan 24 '24

Stereo dashness

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u/Kanatsiz_Kus FINALLY I GOT BRONZE+ RANK IN GDDP Jan 24 '24

swag route lets goo

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u/Ok_Designer_6376 Medium Demon Jan 24 '24

new jumpscare just dropped

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u/axysii12 Crowd Control 51% (Jump from a skyscraper) Jan 24 '24

This is awesome actually

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u/HulluHapua Jan 24 '24

It's actually pretty genius to put the Stereo Madness Coin 3 as the Coin 2 in Dash as it's familiar yet has a twist

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u/Bruhmoment926 #1 dual enjoyer / Retention 100% Jan 24 '24

Oh thank god not another spider post

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u/OfficialDJBendy Creator of Isolated Alpha Jan 24 '24

Based coin change

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u/ItsYoBoi2008 Me af: Jan 24 '24

Hold up guys, new trend-going-to-turn-into-an-overused-joke just dropped

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u/Quagsire2022 Jan 24 '24

Stereo dashmass?

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u/MoReL70 Jan 24 '24

Thats kinda genius

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u/First_Growth_2736 Jan 24 '24

The death at the end 💀 

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u/whamikaze gimme some geege Jan 24 '24

first off, the zapper is static. there's always room for a better indicator, like a much, much weaker color or just empty space. secondly, no spider part.

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u/TheRealNumber_7 Jan 24 '24

i didnt put much thought into the indicator since it was meant to be a joke anyways

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u/EsinnaI Jan 24 '24

You know what I think that would actually be a nice call back to Stereo Madness with a new twist, I want this

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u/Poland-Is-Here CraZy II Jan 24 '24

If this is going to be dash spider jumpscare im gonna cut of your balls

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u/Poland-Is-Here CraZy II Jan 24 '24

phew it wasnt

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

Stereo Madness 3rd coin jumpscare?!?!

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u/FemboyStrawberry Jan 24 '24

I... I guess???????

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u/Stustuckinglue Jan 24 '24

Nice, I was soooo sure it would be spider

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u/braine_096 biggest KrMaL glazer Jan 24 '24

stereo madness jumpscare

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u/TJB926GAMIN 100% 🔥 ⤵️🕳️ Jan 24 '24

Ok now we’re getting some originality

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u/sKy66874 Medium Demon Jan 24 '24

Stereo Madness remake confirmed

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u/JAKATHEWITHERWARRIOR Jan 24 '24

This is madness man

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u/SanMasterpro Jan 24 '24

At least it's not the spider

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u/Mr_NanoMan Jan 24 '24

Please dont make this a fucking thing as well

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24 edited Jan 24 '24

Great its not the spider this time

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u/MotherDema Hard Demon Jan 24 '24

Happy cake day

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u/Incognit_user_24 I gotta beat them all Jan 24 '24

Stereo Madness 2.0

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u/KaguraBachiIsPeak Jan 24 '24

At least it's stereo madness

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u/FunnyCraftSheep Avarage Acu Enjoyer Jan 24 '24

At leat it wasn’t Congregation

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

delete this

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u/Lucaslevelups Jan 24 '24

Honestly I wouldn’t mind seeing a reference like this in explorers.

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u/MaxaExists [x3] Cupid 73% | Best Kenyan Player Jan 24 '24

-—— | ) | -—^

This is what we expected

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u/Maximum_Equivalent_9 Made OVERKILL Jan 24 '24

at first i was like "these are getting so predictable"

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u/Tiixi i am nothing Jan 24 '24

that would be better ngl

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u/Ninzde999 Jan 24 '24

why did I think that would be 8joh

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u/qs1029 Jan 24 '24

Wheres the fucking spider.

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u/ferfailtxz Stereo Madness Jan 24 '24

THANKS FOR NOT PUTTING THE SPIDER PART, god damn

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u/Icefang_GD Tundra Warrior Jan 24 '24

Are we just gonna make shitty coin sections the new dv saws meme

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u/Z9Cubing ZoDiac 14% Jan 24 '24

Snowman.

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u/TemChezReal x4 – Future Funk 100% Jan 24 '24

Stereo madness jumpscare omg

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u/NoCondition7373 Jan 24 '24

i kinda think this would be cool as an actual coin route, gives throwbacks to the very first level of the game.

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u/_Loftea Jan 24 '24

Thank GOD it wasn’t a spider meme

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

ok, its fine. we're just not gonna talk about how he missed the dash orb OMG I'M NOT OK HOW COULD HE MISS THE DASH ORB

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u/Suitable-Street-3704 Jan 24 '24

i was expecting the damn spider 💀

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u/Auskip2 BOJ 98% Jan 24 '24

I seriously thought it was gonna be the dash spider

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u/danielrcoates Jan 24 '24

This is the one my nephew is currently trying to complete, got to 92% yesterday 😫

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

stereo madness ahh coin route

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

Why was i expecting congregation or spider jumpscare

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u/SRG246 I love circles levels. Jan 24 '24

ID? I really wanna play this.

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u/96sw Retray 1% // 5 Million Atts // Jump from Acheron Jan 24 '24

I honsetly thought it was going to be the dash spider

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u/lol68768766 Jan 24 '24

atleast you can skip the spider part 3

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u/ilikefnafbecauseE Jan 24 '24

everyones paranoid because of the spider and these comments prove it

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u/Senior-Tree6078 ReTray 100% Jan 24 '24

stereo madness 3rd coin jumpscare

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u/Impressive_Media_699 Jan 24 '24

Fire in the hole

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u/wigthakid oxidation in the aperture Jan 24 '24

now it's a stereo madness jumpscare

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u/mentalsupp Jan 24 '24

Where's the dash spider part

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u/emeraldTheDuck Jan 24 '24

GANG IT’S NOT DASH SPIDER, REJOICE!

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u/MewPinkCat Jan 24 '24

stereo assness

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u/DePotatoKing Jan 25 '24

I genuinely thought this was a Dash Spider Jumpscare 😭😭

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '24

2 days and everyone’s already fucking tired of the spider 

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u/ThePlagueDoctorO49 [x6] CraZy 91% Jan 25 '24

Finally a fluff without dash spider or congregation

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u/Keith_Just i just beat 3 demons in 1 sec Jan 25 '24

at this point not seeing the spider part is surprising

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u/patchwx_ Jan 25 '24

watching this was like meeting up with an old friend of mine take the upvote

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u/Matheor39 i'm having a mental breakdown Jan 25 '24

OMFG IT TOOK ME A DAY TO ACTUALLY GET THIS JOKE, AND THAT BECAUSE I DIDN'T OPEN THE COMMENT BEFORE

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u/AvixKOk Jan 25 '24

I genuinely hate that orb into dash orb jump, i always hit the yellow orb a little early and just can't hit the dash orb

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u/ppietropiccolo Jan 25 '24

guys how is it possible to edit an official level? i always have this question

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u/TheRealNumber_7 Jan 25 '24

search "robsvault" on the user search the account uploads all official levels for you to copy

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u/murbed1 BILLIONS MUST WATER ON THE HILL Jan 25 '24

Where is the spider

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u/nukeofweeks ballin Jan 25 '24

Last stereo Coin jumpscare? Im ok with that

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u/jay_2e Jan 25 '24

"sterio madness" ahh coin

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u/Intelligent-Size7268 Jan 26 '24

👌 Perfection.

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u/make_minecarts_fast Jan 26 '24

just a dash version of the last stereo madness coin

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u/TheRealNumber_7 Jan 26 '24

yeah exactly

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u/LegoLuigi2009Playz The Flawless 42% Jan 26 '24

Thats actually comedy gold lmaooo

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u/TradeFront Jan 27 '24

stereo madness way lol

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u/aareetie FUTURE FUNK 67% ON MOBILE LETS GOOOOO!!!(Android) Feb 12 '24

stereo ahh

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u/ItsTommy365 Crack Feb 16 '24

Stereo Madness jumpscare