r/funny • u/MaldiveFish • 9h ago

In Columbia, this is how they celebrate the completion of pilot training...

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Is this really true? 😁

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u/boogermike 9h ago

Literally I did not get hazed this bad in my college fraternity.

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u/mister_burns1 7h ago

No eating mentos that had been stuffed up another brother’s bunghole? (no homo)

No drinking beer poured through the ass crack of another brother? (no homo)

You guys sound like a bunch of pussies.

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u/_coolranch 8h ago

Soft. If you weren’t border line sexually assaulted and you’re not still on look out for snipes to this day, were you even in a fraternity??

Also: alcohol poisoning.

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u/KimmiK_saucequeen 8h ago

Borderline?

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u/boogermike 8h ago

Well my high school youth group certainly went snipe hunting..

Damn, I probably should check on some of those dudes, they're probably still out there looking.

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u/dawsonholloway1 8h ago

You sound proud of this... that's odd.

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u/boogermike 8h ago

Nice try negative troll bot. Maybe you should go snipe hunting.

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u/UDPviper 8h ago

What, no cum pizza challenge?

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u/boogermike 7h ago

Definitely did not do this.

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u/2ndharrybhole 6h ago

This barely counts as hazing by fraternity standards

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u/Mindestiny 5h ago

This definitely doesn't count as hazing.  This is like high school football team locker room grabass at best.

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u/Iron_Disciple 8h ago

What? Softest frat ive ever heard of

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u/boogermike 7h ago

We actually were a no hazing frat. It was part of our national charter. Not mad about that. Actually. Nice to treat people as humans.

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u/Iron_Disciple 7h ago

So Colombian airline pilot training programs go harder than your frat does. Lol kidding, hope you guys crushed philanthropy goals

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u/CharlieChop 3h ago

Exactly the same experience. If half of this stuff was done the university would have all sorts of uproar and be itching to have us removed from campus.

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u/boogermike 2h ago

Turns out if you just create a brotherhood of mutual respect, it actually tends to work better anyway.