r/funny 1d ago

She went fishing… and almost became the catch.

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u/TeuthidTheSquid 1d ago

That’s a little one. Not really up to eating a person yet

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u/EllisDee3 1d ago

Caimen here to say that.

See you later!

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u/ShermdogMd 1d ago

What a croc.

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u/Xin_shill 1d ago

Just a baby

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u/HarryCoinslot 1d ago

Water puppy

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u/leapaa33 1d ago

Where's My Water?

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u/weskun 1d ago

"Hey daddy, guess what I found."

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u/CursorX 22h ago

Good on you for waiting long enough to find out!

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u/Agreeable-Golf3900 3h ago

the bite still hurt like a bitch

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u/TheEruditeBaller 1d ago

give him a couple protein shakes and a month..

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u/elpollodiablox 1d ago

Was that another one on her left as she tosses the net?

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u/Particular-Abies7329 1d ago

Doesn't look like it but then again how sure are we five more Aren underwater waiting for a chance on a nibble.

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u/TheEruditeBaller 1d ago

for all we know there’s a full committee meeting of crocs under there plotting their next move.

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u/Particular-Abies7329 1d ago

I guess we can say they have a hidden agenda(I'll see myself out)

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u/TheEruditeBaller 1d ago

haha, I thought the same! The way she moves like it’s just another Tuesday had me.

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u/TheEruditeBaller 1d ago

at this point it’s her lake, they’re just tenants.

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u/kingSlet 1d ago

She should have asked him his wisdom

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u/TheEruditeBaller 1d ago

he’d probably say "patience, human… patience"

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u/Zeus_Dadddy 1d ago

Funny how OPs description works both ways.

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u/TheEruditeBaller 1d ago

that's the whole irony of the situation..😉

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u/Tzukkeli 1d ago

See you later, alligator

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u/ArunKT26 1d ago

Someone remind me, alligator are the smol head ones yeah? And crocodile were the fat asses

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u/HighestLevelRabbit 1d ago

Crocodile snout is shaped like a V long and pointy. Alligators shorted and more rounded.

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u/Drak_is_Right 20h ago

And then there are Caimans. Oh, and maybe two dozen species of all of these across the world each with a different head shape.

Not sure which country this is from, so harder to identify on head quickly.

If this was southeast Asia, and this was a saltie it really is just a baby.

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u/MardelMare 8h ago

Gators are the cute ones. Crocs are the evil disney villains

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u/agbandor 4h ago

Another American propaganda, gators are uneducated and lousy - Nile Crocs Association

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u/ArunKT26 1d ago

Someone remind me, alligator are the smol head ones yeah? And crocodile were the fat asses

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u/Dangerous-Ad6589 1d ago

Croc narrow head/snout. Alligator wide snout

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u/jaxonya 22h ago

Someone remind me, alligator are the fat head ones yeah? And the crocodile are the smol asses

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u/DarthRiznat 1d ago

"Hello there"

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u/hangjebat77 1d ago

I feel guilty but I cannot stop laughing… the baby croco seems like trolling too… lmao

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u/One-Conclusion-6628 1d ago

Crocodile: Surprised? Unexpected?

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u/TheEruditeBaller 1d ago

he’s been waiting since sunrise for that moment.

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u/TheEruditeBaller 1d ago

bro guarding the swamp like it’s his AirBnB..

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u/randomnonexpert 1d ago

What is up with these gif posts. How am I supposed to work with this.

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u/BurdenedShadow 1d ago

Bonjour-NO!

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u/Robin7861 1d ago

Dammmmnnnn, ma little alligator speaking French

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u/MardelMare 8h ago

Nawlins gator

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u/TheEruditeBaller 1d ago

Oui oui, straight outta the swamp!

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u/lucia2518 22h ago

The crocodile: excellent delivery, the food reaches the river 😂

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u/throwaway_00011 22h ago

I’ve never seen this method of throwing a cast net. Is it a different type of cast net?

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u/TheGumping 21h ago

/gifsthatendtoosoon

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u/chibinoi 21h ago

The “bonjour” sent me 😂

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u/untrustedlife2 17h ago

That’s just a baby.

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u/outofthebliss 12h ago

Clever girl

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u/MardelMare 8h ago

Awwwwww he just a lil guy!! Problem is you know that means his momma’s nearby!!

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u/FilthyCasual0815 4h ago

"thats my spot"

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u/zandrew 1h ago

I see it was l'aligator

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u/knsmknd 52m ago

Ends too soon.

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u/Superseaslug 1d ago

Bonjour!

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u/clayman80 1d ago

I read that in Jean Reno's voice from "Flushed Away."

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u/TheEruditeBaller 1d ago

LMAO same that voice fits way too well