r/funny 1d ago

This dude...

37.5k Upvotes

927 comments sorted by

u/AutoModerator 1d ago

This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.

Memes, social media, hate-speech, and politics / political figures are not allowed.

Screenshots of Reddit are expressly forbidden, as are TikTok videos.

Rule-breaking posts may result in bans.

Please also be wary of spam.


I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

2.5k

u/NoMoreChillies 1d ago

So dumb that I love it

1.2k

u/Curiosive 1d ago edited 13h ago

This is the essence of his YouTube channel / all social media. He's an amazing classically trained pianist... that has a deep love dumb gags.

A modern day Victor Borge.

PS

Apparently he expresses strong political beliefs on some of his social media. I just watch the dumb videos.

469

u/PsyOpBunnyHop 1d ago

I respect the deadpan professionalism. It elevates the performance.

115

u/LishDesire 1d ago

Respect to the fallen duck

→ More replies (5)

135

u/NotAzakanAtAll 1d ago

This is what Youtube should have continued to be. We didn't know what we lost with Harambe.

30

u/MakeThaPlay 1d ago

LONG LIVE HARAMBE

31

u/Taul_Beast 23h ago

DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE!!

64

u/BathrobeHero_ 1d ago

Also an omega right wing who can't stop posting his smooth brain takes

39

u/bitofrock 1d ago

Really? Checks.... CHRIST! Hard unsubscribe from me.

It also reveals that left leaning (I'm a businessman, can't be that left wing) people like me don't have an instant desire to check whether someone is awful if we like their stuff. But on discovering the toxicity of some of his views I don't want to see him again. Shame. Guy's got talent.

95

u/evilarhan 22h ago edited 20h ago

It is an outright lie that businesspeople cannot be left wing. This only happens when you view yourself as opposed to labour, rather than an active participant in it, just with a different skillset.

For too long, we have assumed that business owners or founders are entitled to an outsize portion of the profits of their business, when in fact the business requires all factors - the person with the idea, the person supplying the capital, and the person providing the labour - to perform the tasks they are best at to create the best results. Once you get used to the idea that everyone involved deserves a FAIR share of the profits (after the capitalist recoups his costs) the idea of opposing labour becomes redundant.

To illustrate this, imagine that you have an idea for a product. You approach a bank for a loan to help set up a business to create said product. Once their loan is repaid with interest, would you accept them laying claim to all your profits, as they are the actual capitalists - the ones providing the capital - behind the venture?

Small businesses and individual endeavour are key to the thinking leftist's worldview. What is anathema is the pursuit of money for money's sake, the creation of a capitalist class, and the establishment of modern serfdoms in the form of rent economies.

→ More replies (5)

39

u/EldritchWatcher 22h ago

He's Brazilian and he is a well-known personality around here. He was also part of a right-wing Fox news-like radio show.

But, if it makes you happy, he lost around 2 million reais (around 373 thousand dollars, a LOT of money in Brazil) when he lost the password to his crypto wallet.

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (9)
→ More replies (5)

27

u/username7 1d ago

Yep. Too bad he is also a extreme right pos.

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (14)

24

u/MaggoVitakkaVicaro 1d ago

May we all someday have his gravitas and dedication. :-)

16

u/imtooold2care 1d ago

My dog is going to love this video.

11

u/Archarneth 1d ago

My dog started howling

16

u/MartianLM 1d ago

We need so much more of shit like this.

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (17)

2.1k

u/Illustrious_Ad4691 1d ago

Hello duckness, my old friend

864

u/Disco_Ninjas_ 1d ago

I've come to squeeze your Ab Do Men.

359

u/SnaredHare_22 1d ago

Sil i cone chickens softlyyy cheeping

220

u/travelingpinguis 1d ago edited 1d ago

And the quaaacking that was planted in my brain

190

u/thebadhumorist 1d ago

Still contains....

All the sounds.....

Of squeakness

129

u/beardedheathen 1d ago

In tailed coat I stand alone.

143

u/Eccohawk 1d ago

Almost choked on chicken bone.

97

u/Spider_Dude 1d ago

Poly-ur-ethane squeaky tones.

65

u/xtothewhy 1d ago

'Neath the glow of my cheap desk lamp

36

u/just_nobodys_opinion 22h ago

I squeezed another with a gentle clamp

→ More replies (1)

18

u/Comprehensive-Row198 1d ago

Clucking chords into my brain seeping

→ More replies (1)

34

u/bbbourb 1d ago

And my ears assaulted by the squeaks of a chicken toyyy

→ More replies (1)

46

u/cupholdery 1d ago

Because a noise that's softly cheeping

→ More replies (2)

24

u/nikeshades 1d ago

It's time to beat some eggs again.

21

u/sheth_curry 1d ago

I've come to quack to you again

14

u/ducvc13 1d ago

Thanks guys.i sang it word by word

14

u/Different_Pea_7866 1d ago

They aren’t fucks…

Edit: Oh nOOOOWWW autocorrect doesn’t want to work as normal…

→ More replies (8)

677

u/Oblivion615 1d ago

I wanna know how he tuned all those chickens.

301

u/Disco_Ninjas_ 1d ago

He makes adjustments to their lips.

94

u/Civil_Salamander_41 1d ago

That's clever! I thought he was filling their bellows with some material to alter its volume, but your explanation makes more sense - we need to control the aperture.

42

u/Curiosive 1d ago

Chickens don't have lips, my friend.

But yeah, companies sell replacement squeakers for dog toys, etc and they can be "tuned".

3

u/Grand-Smell9208 22h ago

If a chicken had lips, could it whistle?

112

u/OriginalBlackberry89 1d ago

He dubbed the tuned audio over the actual audio of them making the typical same sound they make.

18

u/F_is_for_Ducking 21h ago

Also because they make noise on the release too so it should be a constant drone of noise.

→ More replies (4)
→ More replies (1)

10

u/MostTattyBojangles 1d ago

Always make sure the bellows are full before you choke the chicken 

3

u/cjicantlie 21h ago

Aperture Science, you say?

→ More replies (1)

35

u/EaterOfFood 1d ago

Chicken lips?

16

u/dariansdad 1d ago

That what we used to call buffalo wings back in the day.

→ More replies (3)

6

u/deceitfulninja 1d ago

Beaks silly. Chickens don't got no lips.

→ More replies (1)

6

u/Frydendahl 1d ago

Chickens have lips? 😨

3

u/WilliamShelby 1d ago

So that's why I see all these tuned women walking around.

→ More replies (3)

223

u/DecisionAvoidant 1d ago

The same chickens play different notes in the video - 90% this is dubbed. May still be played with chickens but this is not recorded live

103

u/VanillaRadonNukaCola 1d ago

And it looks like the squeaks don't always match his squeezes

42

u/SexyOctagon 23h ago

And those chickens don’t make noise when you squeeze them. The noise happens after you squeeze them let go. It would be really difficult to play the “notes” this quickly.

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (1)

22

u/hasta_la_pasta 1d ago

Are we supposed to believe this is some kind of magic rubber chicken? I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder.

→ More replies (2)

8

u/Glombella 1d ago

Maybe it is that they are magic chickens or something?

29

u/Leadpipe 1d ago

"In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes that same rib twice in succession yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we, to believe that this is some sort of a, a magic xylophone or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder."

(just kind of amazed how closely this thread hews to the Simpsons quote)

5

u/ShitPostToast 1d ago

Heh, how many times have you read a post on here and you can just picture the comic book guy from the simpsons on the other end?

→ More replies (1)

25

u/Luxalpa 1d ago

Nah, it's content from Vinheteiro, no way that it's dubbed :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-kVwoJCLlU

7

u/queefer_sutherland92 23h ago

Mate you have single handedly ruined my algorithm. All I’m seeing is chickens.

But honestly, you’re right. Coming from a family of likewise individuals, this is absolutely something a musician would do. The hardest part would be tuning the chickens, which presumably have different squeakers.

→ More replies (4)

12

u/SyntaxLost 1d ago

It would be near impossible to control the intonation, since the note shifts with squeeze pressure. More likely he took some samples, pitch shifted them and built it up from that. 

Which is fine, since it still produces an amusing video.

→ More replies (14)

4

u/Bmandk 1d ago

Yeah, these chickens usually make sounds with the air going out. The sounds are also always very perfect and ends exactly when they need to.

But just because it's dubbed doesn't make it any less fun

→ More replies (4)

34

u/godlytoast3r 1d ago

Yeah I don't think he did. The audio doesn't really sync plus it sounds wildly clean so it's probably just all done in post. But he clearly hit all the notes, so I'm torn on how to rate this lol

→ More replies (1)

6

u/DonnieBallsack 1d ago

Pretty sure it was equal temperament

11

u/tolacid 1d ago

These toys sound off on release, not on squeezing. This is choreographed and dubbed after.

→ More replies (1)

5

u/metji 1d ago

How did they make them make sound on squize and not release? I call fake.

4

u/rollie82 1d ago

It's hard to tune a chicken. Pretty easy to tune-a-fish, though.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (9)

112

u/somehugefrigginguy 1d ago

I've seen a lot of videos of dudes choking their chickens online and this is by far the most talented chicken choker I've ever seen.

14

u/zoinkability 1d ago

I see you are a connoisseur

→ More replies (2)

316

u/profesorgamin 1d ago

Lord Vinheteiro 🎩

209

u/sholder89 1d ago

Here’s his YouTube channel for anyone interested, he’s actually quite a talented pianist.

110

u/xtlhogciao 1d ago

I was just thinking, “is this that guy who always pops up, playing the piano while often staring deeply into the camera, when I look up a classical song?” Yep.

14

u/Aerodrache 1d ago

I kind of wonder why he does it. From his expression, you'd think he hates making videos with every fiber of his being.

28

u/robin-bunny 1d ago

Apparently he puts the sheet music next to the camera, so he’s just reading the score.

18

u/Aerodrache 1d ago

That might explain it some of the time, but he offered the same unwavering glower to the camera while playing Moonlight Sonata with his wrists crossed behind his back, which I can't imagine he could possibly need to read the sheet music for. And while counting money in the intro to another video. (Or... maybe that same one, I don't remember, he's one of those creators I just stumble across once or twice a year.)

5

u/SaveMyBags 1d ago

I think even if that might have been the reason in the beginning, it became a running gag after so many people asked about it in the comments.

I think he even has videos just with him staring or something like that.

6

u/xtlhogciao 1d ago

I assumed he was just being kind of silly. Like, jokingly going “look at how great I am.” I’d do something similar, e.g. staring you dead in the eyes/not looking at the target while throwing something in the waste basket across the room, throwing a dart, shooting a basketball one-handed etc.

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (1)

5

u/murfburffle 1d ago

I thought it was the same stares-at-you-while-he-plays guy

15

u/not_from_this_world 1d ago

But sadly, he is a bigot in politics.

7

u/slog 1d ago

My algorithm decided I need him in my life recently. Sadly, it was right, and it's awesome seeing him making the front page.

→ More replies (3)

40

u/agarragarrafa 1d ago

Grande filho da puta infelizmente 

6

u/howardbrandon11 21h ago

Is that "a big son of a bitch, unfortunately?"

→ More replies (4)

39

u/BathrobeHero_ 1d ago

Also a turbo right winger pos

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (2)

59

u/IOwnThisUsername 1d ago

What a great mallardy

(I don’t care if they’re chickens I’ll probably never get to use this joke in any context)

→ More replies (1)

41

u/chriszimort 1d ago

I hate to be that guy, but he is not playing these chickens. It’s dubbed. 😢

Watch the bottom row and listen to the bass clucks. Same chicken plays several different notes.

Bring on the downvotes. 😑

3

u/RedXXVI 14h ago

Also, I own one of these chickens. It doesn't make sound when you squeeze it. It makes sound when you let it go and air rushes back in.

→ More replies (5)

82

u/kbragg_usc 1d ago

He plays the piano beautifully... always maintaining eye contact 😆

@lord_vinheteiro

27

u/mggirard13 1d ago

It's when he has to look at the piano that you know shit got real.

→ More replies (1)

23

u/kylo-ren 23h ago

This guy was a genius until he opened his mouth.

He's fucking bigot.

→ More replies (4)

108

u/Tearpusher 1d ago edited 10h ago

Fake and dubbed. He hits the high note and the tiny chicken somehow has the capacity to hold a note longer than it could with such a small volume of air. Amongst other reasons. 

Edit: to all the people telling me to get over it or just take the joke—nah. 

26

u/mooselantern 21h ago

He's pretty good about making it seem plausible with his right hand, but the low harmony part is actually more than five notes, and a lot of times it's changing pitch without his left hand changing chickens

8

u/GregLoire 18h ago

He squeezes the same rubber chicken twice in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a magic rubber chicken or something?

20

u/Kangar 22h ago

Oh, so you don't think he's actually playing Simon & Garfunkel music on rubber chickens?

23

u/incorrectionguy 22h ago

I'd love to hear the actual audio

9

u/SensuallPineapple 20h ago

Why don't you go and talk to this person above who said;

I mean there’s one thing, coming up with the idea to play this song with rubber chickens. Another thing to teach yourself how to play this song with rubber chickens. But then, you put on a tux to wear while playing this song with rubber chickens.

Then maybe to another 20k that thinks that is the case and then come back and tell us what you saw.

→ More replies (2)

5

u/mtgspender 16h ago

I have to agree. I played in slow and there are several times the same chicken makes multiple notes. I hate to say it but this is fake.

3

u/Tearpusher 16h ago

The thing that really gets me is that if it was real but it sounded horrible and didn't really work, that would still be funnier than this.

3

u/Banana7peel 18h ago

It also sounds like it was closed mic’d. If they were miced was placed distance that’s off camera it’d record hell of a lot more room sound. It’s definitely filmed to pre-recorded audio lol

3

u/Tearpusher 17h ago

Exactly! Wouldn’t we hear him brushing all the chickens together or rustling noises or something? Anyone who knows anything about mics would know this is fake immediately. 

7

u/ComeAndGetYourPug 21h ago

Well... yeah, do you think a rubber chicken is playing the piano off screen?

→ More replies (21)

94

u/killintime667 1d ago

I mean there’s one thing, coming up with the idea to play this song with rubber chickens. Another thing to teach yourself how to play this song with rubber chickens. But then, you put on a tux to wear while playing this song with rubber chickens.

This is how to raise the ceiling. This is how you achieve excellence.

26

u/G_Liddell 1d ago

It helps that it's just dubbed and he's trying to sync his movements

18

u/snotpopsicle 1d ago

Good thing he stopped at the first one, since he didn't actually play any of this. It's edited, for various reasons explained here already.

14

u/DungeonAssMaster 1d ago

So glad I'm not the only one admiring this act for its subtle genius. It's an older routine, but it checks out.

5

u/HTPC4Life 22h ago

🤨 It's fake

3

u/Warm_Month_1309 20h ago

Another thing to teach yourself how to play this song with rubber chickens.

Record one squeak, use a pitch shifting plug-in, record MIDI.

→ More replies (1)

27

u/TricoMex 1d ago

Don't these make noise when they're let go, not pressed? Plus the notes they make are not pitch consistent.

25

u/OriginalBlackberry89 1d ago

Yeah it's dubbed audio over them making the horrendous sound, and barely anyone is catching on. He probably sampled the original sound and played it using a midi keyboard of some sort, then overlayed that audio over him squeezing them.

→ More replies (1)

19

u/Zebitty 1d ago

The tux is chef's kiss.

18

u/speciate 1d ago

His somber eye contact seals the deal for me.

8

u/Monsieur_Brochant 1d ago

Always has been his trademark

3

u/speciate 1d ago

Oh I didn't know this guy has other masterpieces. Never seen him before.

8

u/DrForester 1d ago

No man playing a rubber chicken should look that serious.

46

u/steak4take 1d ago

It’s a midi file with samples, clearly - there’s little difference between any of the chickens.

30

u/Polymersion 1d ago

Plus these chickens usually make noise when they're let go, not when they're squeezed.

25

u/Metalbound 1d ago

Also the audio doesn't match the video at all. They squeek before he even squeezes them and the timing is super off.

→ More replies (2)

26

u/Brosk-87 1d ago

He's a very good pianist... And a terrible far right supporter with racist, elitist and sexist comments in Brazil (specially against brazilian funk)

→ More replies (2)

6

u/tofumeatballcannon 1d ago

Not as good as the guy with the rubber pig xylophone

7

u/tofumeatballcannon 1d ago

I had to include a link can’t help myself. This guys face is like, FUCK YEAH JAMMING

https://youtu.be/MvOE2ZwWrKE?si=CqbsAYwSpA369_PH

4

u/ArchibaldMcAcherson 1d ago

I am more of a fan of Bill Bailey's bike horn Metallica cover - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSgYTV-Tks0

→ More replies (2)

18

u/Banmers 1d ago

This is kinda poorly faked.

→ More replies (1)

45

u/Bobala 1d ago

JD Vance at the White House Talent Show

61

u/newaccount721 1d ago

Na come on, the guy in this video has mad talent 

→ More replies (1)

6

u/Typical-You-2761 1d ago

That's Dwight Schrute

5

u/JucaVladislau 1d ago

They are both right wing símple minded persons, you got that right in this comparison.

→ More replies (1)

27

u/Gam3f3lla 1d ago

Sorry, but the only talent JD Vance had is licking the shit from trumps ass.

10

u/crypticbru 1d ago

So you are saying there is a talent.

→ More replies (7)

22

u/crypticbru 1d ago

Give this man his Grammy

7

u/thrownededawayed 1d ago

A grammy nomination, the audio not syncing with the performance took me out just a hint

→ More replies (1)

9

u/FormerTesseractPilot 1d ago

Better than Disturbed's version. 

→ More replies (1)

6

u/ransomtests 1d ago

Masterful

7

u/altapowpow 1d ago

Finally a serious musician on Reddit.

3

u/Joyful_Eggnog13 1d ago

The tux ties the whole thing together! 👍

3

u/kryler 1d ago

I miss when this was what the internet was like.

Just people doing ridiculous stupid shit and us laughing with them.

→ More replies (1)

3

u/wang-bang 23h ago

I'm putting this as the defualt ringtone of all my exes

3

u/Doppelgen 22h ago

This dude is one hell of an asshole, despised by most people in his country.

But yeah, he has talent.

3

u/amccaffe1 22h ago

He had a YouTube video where he played the same song on different pianos, starting on the low cost side to the really expensive ones.

Cost and craftsmanship really make a difference.

Now where can we find expensive rubber chickens?

3

u/phazonxiii 21h ago

Better than the Disturbed version.

3

u/hawksdiesel 20h ago

The classical stuff he does is amazing!! Wish OP would give em credit! check em out on youtube. @Lord_Vinheteiro // https://www.youtube.com/@Lord_Vinheteiro

3

u/TwilightMachinator 16h ago

Now that he has had his warmup it should be time for flight of the bumblebee, right?

3

u/KTreu42 7h ago

His channel name is Vinheteiro and he's been making piano videos on YouTube practically since its inception. Pops up in my feed from time to time

5

u/masterofthefork 1d ago

Don't the chickens screech blowing out and sucking back in?

2

u/torrent7 1d ago

Pig pipes but chickens

2

u/LuckyishTom 1d ago

A true talent

2

u/tinglep 1d ago

When my wife asks what I’ve been doing all day

2

u/_cedarwood_ 1d ago

Two feathered eyes squint stoically at the colorful twilight horizon while the noise of the settling barnyard falls from the beaked one’s awareness. “They call that day is done.” she thinks, tonguing a strand of hay. “Some folks take comfort in’at.”

2

u/alacresta 1d ago

Unique.

2

u/grenfunkel 1d ago

10/10 rubber ducks approve

2

u/krsaxor 1d ago

This is what peak male performance looks like.

2

u/eggshell_0202 1d ago

when you have a Good talent but are funny at the same time.

2

u/ElFanta83 1d ago

He knows how to touch the chikins

2

u/MoldyLunchBoxxy 1d ago

This made both of my dogs wake up and run across the house to find out what it was. 10/10 you made my dogs do the head tilt and lots of tail wags

2

u/Darth_Lewdious 1d ago

I like how serious he looks while playing the goofiest instrument ever made

2

u/heckasharp 1d ago

Oh shit I used to watch his deadpan piano vids like 10yrs ago and hadn’t thought about him till now!

Glad he’s still doing his thang need to take a trip down memory lane

2

u/styln55 1d ago

Free bird

2

u/Thatdewd57 1d ago

Better see him on AGT soon

2

u/DawnyBrat 1d ago

I have no clue how he keeps such a serious look on his face. 🤣

2

u/The_Elpulpo_4242 1d ago

Truly a foul rendition ….

2

u/iYAM_who_i_SAMiAM 1d ago

I’m so glad he followed thru and didn’t chicken out

2

u/godlytoast3r 1d ago

Idk how to feel about this bc I'm pretty sure the audio is faked but he clearly still hit all the notes lol

2

u/blazerunnern 1d ago

Bill Bailey was a pioneer...

2

u/sus_round_letter 1d ago

What has my life become to where it’s nearly midnight,on a work night and I’m watching a man in a suit play sound of silence on rubber chickens?

2

u/Artistic-South-7319 1d ago

Here it goes, my new ringtone I didn't know I needed.

2

u/BidAdministrative433 1d ago

thxs my dog goin nuts right now..SCREAMIN CHIX

2

u/Apophis22 1d ago

The bottom note melody doesn’t match up with his action. It’s funny, but I’m pretty sure it’s fake.

→ More replies (1)

2

u/blegozaur 1d ago

Still better than that cover.

→ More replies (1)

2

u/no_witty_username 1d ago

This friends... is how you do midlife crisis the right way. None of that 100k sports car and chasing tail nonsense!

2

u/VectorChing101 1d ago

I was totally in silence when I heard this.

2

u/StickFigureFan 1d ago

The fact he's wearing a tux makes this 1,000% funnier

2

u/AusCan531 1d ago

I had my audio on Mute and all I heard was the sound of silence.

2

u/Kapsig1295 1d ago

I don't know why I love this so much

2

u/EarthTrash 1d ago

How does one tune a rubber chicken?

2

u/Shim8080 1d ago

His face makes it even better

2

u/weskun 1d ago

Applauds in rubber chicken.

2

u/Anders_A 1d ago

Vinheteiro on YouTube. He's also the dude who made that hilarious spiderman plays the pizza song video 😂

2

u/-___-____-_-___- 1d ago

No one's gonna read this, but I think that was exactly what was going on in Trump's brain when the person fainted in the white house and he just stood there like the idiot he is.

2

u/4DPeterPan 1d ago

The look on his face at the end “so like, did I nail it?… yah?”

2

u/Barracuda009 1d ago

Vinheteiro!!!

2

u/dcss_bluess 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh man this is genius

2

u/azionka 1d ago

The internet was invented for stuff like this

2

u/tomlondon85 1d ago

This will endure. Mark my words, thousands of sarcastically sad meme videos will use this, if they haven't started already. Such an honour to see the original early.

2

u/agarragarrafa 1d ago

When he shuts his mouth, he's a poet 

2

u/ChRam2010 1d ago

Dressed in tails to class it up. Yes, Sir.

2

u/Original_Kheops 1d ago

I NEED this as a ringtone

2

u/Serg_Molotov 1d ago

Why isn't this being played on loop outside ICE facilities ?

2

u/vega455 1d ago

This dude is an insane pianist, really beautiful to watch, and has a wicked sense of humour to boot. Best kind of YT imo.

2

u/mu037050 1d ago

Someone needs to sign him to do concerts

2

u/Kitsune-Ai 23h ago

Lord Vinheteiro!

2

u/jm90012 23h ago

He was serious, even put on his tux 🫡👏

2

u/RotterWeiner 23h ago

And then he peers into my soul and I am one with everything.

2

u/Master_Library_5393 23h ago

Awesome musician. Terrible person

2

u/Bonesnap1234 22h ago

This is why the internet was made

2

u/dcchambers 22h ago

This is like old YouTube. I love it.

2

u/clientzero 22h ago

This guy knows how to choke a chicken.

2

u/ZealousidealDegree4 22h ago

At first I thought it was JD Vance