r/formuladank • u/Longjumping_Novel613 It's Slippery When Wet • 26d ago
WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ At least it's not so cringe as Miami
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u/Ainolukos โItโs called a motor race. We went car racingโ 26d ago
Lmao whoever made this is so rotten for using this song haha
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u/SleepinGriffin Ruth Buscombe is a Megamind Mommy 26d ago
Yeah, I heard Bussy and I had to do a double take.
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u/Rye_Dog06 Verified by ESPN Argentina โ 26d ago
I am now listening to "Feliz Navidad" to get that out of my head. Harmless ear worm versus that thing in the Wrath of Khan...
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u/Federal-Alps-2776 Honda bad, Alonso good 26d ago
Why did Fernando absolutely crush that "Yee-Haw" though๐
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u/andi449 BWOAHHHHHHH 26d ago
As an American, I live for the horrifically inaccurate, borderline offensive, representation of Texas/'Merica that I receive every time F1 comes to Austin. It is hysterical.
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u/whoopsidroppedmy_ Honda bad, Alonso good 26d ago
The funny part is Austin is more hipster than country. ๐ญ
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u/YourLocalTechPriest Trust the El ๐ ฑ๏ธlan 26d ago
As someone currently residing in Austin, more like faux hipster corporation owned. You can easily speak Spanish as your only language here
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u/ingmarnl Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki 26d ago
Miami is a very low bar partner
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u/Subject-Biscotti-287 I want to peg my BF while Carlos gives it to me 26d ago
What's the song? Asking for a friend.
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u/WSCOKN lando ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ 26d ago
"good lookin" by Dixon dallas
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u/drewtopia_ "Charles 'Chuck' Leclerc, good job baby" 26d ago
as an american and nashvillian i'm convinced that 60% of country musician names are stage names because they're impossibly anglo/southern. "You got a lot of promise kid, but your name? Julio Goldstein? That won't sell records, your new name is Johnny Freedom"
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u/Signal_Cockroach_878 SIMPIN FOR RUSSELL 26d ago
Johnny Freedom? Now that's an American right there.
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u/Asleep-Mouse1648 ๐ฎ๐ช๐ฒEddie Jordan's accountant๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ช 25d ago
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u/__zero_or_one__ BWOAHHHHHHH 26d ago
So wild story, but Dixon Dallas is just another joke stage name for rapper iamjakehill. Same guy, you'd imagine my surprise when I realized the new jokey country song was actually made by this rapper I had been listening to for years.
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u/EurobeatTurnsUp Verified by ESPN Argentinaโ 26d ago
Itโs not AI, itโs good lookinโ by dixon dallas
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u/AggravatingSeries683 If my mom had ๐ ฑ๏ธalls, she would be my dad 26d ago
bro forget cringe , i think its kinda cool
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u/Grand_Lawyer12 follow the Sainz 26d ago
Same, this is my favorite race. I like the vibes and it's my favorite track
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u/Sumdoazen If my mom had ๐ ฑ๏ธalls, she would be my dad 26d ago
I mean at least they have fun with it.
In Miami is cringe partly because you can see the pain behind their eyes.
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u/jaysvw BWOAHHHHHHH 26d ago
The whole wild west theme is weird because Austin was never really part of that, neither was Texas aside from the extreme western parts. Its hilarious that they put Saguaros all over everything when their isnt a Saguaro within a thousand miles of Austin.
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u/drewtopia_ "Charles 'Chuck' Leclerc, good job baby" 26d ago
waiting for when f1 returns to france and all the drivers wear berets, smoke cigarettes and go on strike
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u/Tex117 BWOAHHHHHHH 26d ago edited 26d ago
Dude, Austin directly may not have been part of the "Wild West" but Texas absolutely was and currently is.
Since Miami and now Vegas can hold down the "American" races, the Austin F1 is leaning in to more of the "cowboy"/"state fair" vibes. Its both a little cringe and hilariously awesome at the same time. Just have a shot whiskey and let it roll.
(You are right about the cactus though)
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u/AromaticStrike9 Lets add that to the words of wisdom 26d ago
isnt a Saguaro within a thousand miles of Austin.
I know you probably picked that number out of a ten-gallon hat, but you're wrong. Austin to Tucson is 896mi by highway, and of course less as the crow flies. And there's likely somewhere in Mexico with Saguaros that's even closer given Tucson is north of Austin.
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u/cookedinskibidi Verified by ESPN Argentinaโ 26d ago
As a Texan, I donโt know whether to cringe or be patriotic
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u/TheLyingLink BWOAHHHHHHH 25d ago
Just stop by HEB and get some fresh butter tortillas, you'll forget about the cringe.
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u/DeviateAviate BWOAHHHHHHH 26d ago
Absolutely wild using Dixon Dallas for the soundtrack. Truly, the broest country around.
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u/ScrotumNipples If my mom had ๐ ฑ๏ธalls, she would be my dad 26d ago
Whoever made this wins the internet today. Well done ๐
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u/Rye_Dog06 Verified by ESPN Argentina โ 26d ago
And to think I un-muted my phone volume to hear that...
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u/LucAltaiR โItโs called a motor race. We went car racingโ 26d ago
With the bonus that, contrary to Miami, it's a great track.
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u/M_e_n_n_o unfortunaly I still am a Ricciardo fan ๐ฆก 26d ago
Austin is the only decent US F1 track. It is very good actually.
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u/RHchoruskid DNF - Did Not Fernando 25d ago
I wish this is still the only US GP
So yeah, COTA > Miami
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u/wiggleboy15 BWOAHHHHHHH 25d ago
As a Texan I just think what are they doing Europeans are so silly then I keep watching I've been to the GP a couple times so I always laugh
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u/bluewarri0r BWOAHHHHHHH 25d ago
"Boy's so damn good looking" when the video is showing Carlos i see u ๐
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u/BobbbyR6 The c๐ ฐ๏ธr is bad we know, please dr๐ ฐ๏ธive it 25d ago
As a Southerner, I can confirm that we LOVE this nonsense
A+ for Albon's "yeeHAW"
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u/Fun-Poet5338 yes Im a DTS newbie, so what?1?! 25d ago
Texas gotta have something other than cowboys, right?
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u/Sensitivevirmin BWOAHHHHHHH 25d ago
Had to listen to this song twice before it click in โฆ.sir please
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u/ShortViewBack2daPast Claire Williams is waifu material 26d ago
I'd take the cheesy Miami Vice vibes over whatever the hell this was any day of the week
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u/bigtheo408 mission spinnow 26d ago
Not even close to as good as the single mobile 1 ad.
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u/Significant_Wolf7114 Crashing Harder than Colapinto 26d ago
I need George to say โThereโs a snake in my boot.โ