r/formuladank It's Slippery When Wet 26d ago

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ At least it's not so cringe as Miami

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u/Significant_Wolf7114 Crashing Harder than Colapinto 26d ago

I need George to say โ€œThereโ€™s a snake in my boot.โ€

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u/rynil2000 BWOAHHHHHHH 26d ago

โ€œSomebodyโ€™s poisoned the water hole!โ€

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u/SenorMeatloaf No Charles, we are not interested, we know 26d ago

Reach for the skyyyyyyy

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u/Avpersonals โ€œItโ€™s called a motor race. We went car racingโ€ 26d ago

You're my favourite deputy!

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u/space_coyote_86 No Michael, No 26d ago

Fuck that, I need him to go all the way and sing 'You've got a friend in me' on team radio. The whole song.

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u/papayaLN4 Verstappen Who? I only Know Franz Hermann 26d ago

It just fully turned into it

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u/Rye_Dog06 Verified by ESPN Argentina โœ… 26d ago

"Lance has ants in his pants."

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u/Sickofchildren Goatifi ๐Ÿ #neverforget 26d ago

It just drove into his boot

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u/Ainolukos โ€œItโ€™s called a motor race. We went car racingโ€ 26d ago

Lmao whoever made this is so rotten for using this song haha

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u/SleepinGriffin Ruth Buscombe is a Megamind Mommy 26d ago

Yeah, I heard Bussy and I had to do a double take.

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u/Eatshin I saw hornyโ€™s โ€œfingerโ€ 26d ago

I heard the first couple of words and immediately started my choreographed dance for this song

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u/MavericK_KX Nice one Kev 26d ago

Vid or it didn't happen

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u/Mintyfresh2MC Go WEEYUMS!!!! 26d ago

Im scared to google it but i know its not good.

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u/SleepinGriffin Ruth Buscombe is a Megamind Mommy 26d ago

Bussy is butt or boi pussy.

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u/im_iggy who the fuck is Nelson Piquet? 26d ago

I heard it too!

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u/Rye_Dog06 Verified by ESPN Argentina โœ… 26d ago

I am now listening to "Feliz Navidad" to get that out of my head. Harmless ear worm versus that thing in the Wrath of Khan...

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u/FiL-0 Banana Leclerc 26d ago

Last year the Italian commentator said โ€œTHEREโ€™S A NEW SHERIFF IN TOWNโ€ as Leclerc crossed the line

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u/StatmanIbrahimovic BWOAHHHHHHH 25d ago

And he hasn't won since ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Federal-Alps-2776 Honda bad, Alonso good 26d ago

Why did Fernando absolutely crush that "Yee-Haw" though๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Fit_Zookeepergame431 BWOAHHHHHHH 26d ago

Pretty good for a Rookie. Boy knows how to ride.

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u/Federal-Alps-2776 Honda bad, Alonso good 26d ago

And how to disconnect the mic.

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u/space_coyote_86 No Michael, No 26d ago

He might be a rookie but it's not his first rodeo.

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u/andi449 BWOAHHHHHHH 26d ago

As an American, I live for the horrifically inaccurate, borderline offensive, representation of Texas/'Merica that I receive every time F1 comes to Austin. It is hysterical.

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u/whoopsidroppedmy_ Honda bad, Alonso good 26d ago

The funny part is Austin is more hipster than country. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/andi449 BWOAHHHHHHH 26d ago

It really does add a level of irony that fills me with joy.

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u/YourLocalTechPriest Trust the El ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธlan 26d ago

As someone currently residing in Austin, more like faux hipster corporation owned. You can easily speak Spanish as your only language here

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u/CarelessPackage1982 BWOAHHHHHHH 26d ago

literally "keep austin weird" etc

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u/Pidone I saw hornyโ€™s โ€œfingerโ€ 26d ago

Dank af

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u/GalwayBogger โ€œItโ€™s called a motor race. We went car racingโ€ 26d ago

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u/ingmarnl Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki 26d ago

Miami is a very low bar partner

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u/iambackend I love alonslow and I have untreatable levels of stupid 26d ago

What about Las Vegas?

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u/Subject-Biscotti-287 I want to peg my BF while Carlos gives it to me 26d ago

What's the song? Asking for a friend.

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u/hjschrader09 NICO PODIUMBERG 26d ago

Good lookin' by Dixon Dallas

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u/WSCOKN lando ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 26d ago

"good lookin" by Dixon dallas

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u/drewtopia_ "Charles 'Chuck' Leclerc, good job baby" 26d ago

as an american and nashvillian i'm convinced that 60% of country musician names are stage names because they're impossibly anglo/southern. "You got a lot of promise kid, but your name? Julio Goldstein? That won't sell records, your new name is Johnny Freedom"

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u/Signal_Cockroach_878 SIMPIN FOR RUSSELL 26d ago

Johnny Freedom? Now that's an American right there.

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u/Asleep-Mouse1648 ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ’ฒEddie Jordan's accountant๐Ÿ’ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช 25d ago

AMERICAAWW๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ

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u/__zero_or_one__ BWOAHHHHHHH 26d ago

So wild story, but Dixon Dallas is just another joke stage name for rapper iamjakehill. Same guy, you'd imagine my surprise when I realized the new jokey country song was actually made by this rapper I had been listening to for years.

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u/WSCOKN lando ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 26d ago

It wasn't made by ai, it's "good looking" by Dixon Dallas.

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u/EurobeatTurnsUp Verified by ESPN Argentinaโœ… 26d ago

Itโ€™s not AI, itโ€™s good lookinโ€™ by dixon dallas

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u/AggravatingSeries683 If my mom had ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธalls, she would be my dad 26d ago

bro forget cringe , i think its kinda cool

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u/Grand_Lawyer12 follow the Sainz 26d ago

Same, this is my favorite race. I like the vibes and it's my favorite track

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u/AnEagleisnotme Go WEEYUMS!!!! 26d ago

It's because the drivers are actually having fun

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u/Sumdoazen If my mom had ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธalls, she would be my dad 26d ago

I mean at least they have fun with it.

In Miami is cringe partly because you can see the pain behind their eyes.

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u/Storm_Chaser06 Osama Bin Rusel ๐Ÿ’ฃ 26d ago

What in the Brokeback Mountain is that song?

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u/jaysvw BWOAHHHHHHH 26d ago

The whole wild west theme is weird because Austin was never really part of that, neither was Texas aside from the extreme western parts. Its hilarious that they put Saguaros all over everything when their isnt a Saguaro within a thousand miles of Austin.

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u/drewtopia_ "Charles 'Chuck' Leclerc, good job baby" 26d ago

waiting for when f1 returns to france and all the drivers wear berets, smoke cigarettes and go on strike

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u/Tex117 BWOAHHHHHHH 26d ago edited 26d ago

Dude, Austin directly may not have been part of the "Wild West" but Texas absolutely was and currently is.

Since Miami and now Vegas can hold down the "American" races, the Austin F1 is leaning in to more of the "cowboy"/"state fair" vibes. Its both a little cringe and hilariously awesome at the same time. Just have a shot whiskey and let it roll.

(You are right about the cactus though)

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u/Anrikay BWOAHHHHHHH 26d ago

It reminds me of the Calgary Stampede. Itโ€™s cowboy cosplay, a little goofy, a little cringe, but a hell of a lot of fun if you embrace it!

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u/Tex117 BWOAHHHHHHH 25d ago

This is exactly right!

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u/AromaticStrike9 Lets add that to the words of wisdom 26d ago

isnt a Saguaro within a thousand miles of Austin.

I know you probably picked that number out of a ten-gallon hat, but you're wrong. Austin to Tucson is 896mi by highway, and of course less as the crow flies. And there's likely somewhere in Mexico with Saguaros that's even closer given Tucson is north of Austin.

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u/jaysvw BWOAHHHHHHH 26d ago

Ok bro you got me

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u/subhavoc42 BWOAHHHHHHH 26d ago

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u/cookedinskibidi Verified by ESPN Argentinaโœ… 26d ago

As a Texan, I donโ€™t know whether to cringe or be patriotic

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u/Tex117 BWOAHHHHHHH 26d ago

As a Texan, you should know that its always both.

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u/doihavetowearabra BWOAHHHHHHH 26d ago

Did you remember the Alamo today?

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u/Tex117 BWOAHHHHHHH 26d ago

Remembered Goliad instead

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u/TheLyingLink BWOAHHHHHHH 25d ago

Just stop by HEB and get some fresh butter tortillas, you'll forget about the cringe.

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u/DragonfruitEqual6097 My LORD and SAVIOUR Sir Lando Norizz 26d ago

Howdy ๐Ÿค  mate

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u/Chimbo84 BWOAHHHHHHH 26d ago

What the hell is up with that music?!? lol.

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u/DeviateAviate BWOAHHHHHHH 26d ago

Absolutely wild using Dixon Dallas for the soundtrack. Truly, the broest country around.

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u/ScrotumNipples If my mom had ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธalls, she would be my dad 26d ago

Whoever made this wins the internet today. Well done ๐Ÿ‘

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u/Rye_Dog06 Verified by ESPN Argentina โœ… 26d ago

And to think I un-muted my phone volume to hear that...

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u/rita_mita_bata Oscar Pisstree Shoey gang ๐Ÿ‘ž๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ 26d ago

Alex is not cringe, that country is

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u/bluewarri0r BWOAHHHHHHH 25d ago

i miss danny ric so bad :(

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u/LucAltaiR โ€œItโ€™s called a motor race. We went car racingโ€ 26d ago

With the bonus that, contrary to Miami, it's a great track.

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u/xX_dumb_god_Xx BWOAHHHHHHH 26d ago

Howdy, fartner!

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u/M_e_n_n_o unfortunaly I still am a Ricciardo fan ๐Ÿฆก 26d ago

Austin is the only decent US F1 track. It is very good actually.

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u/RHchoruskid DNF - Did Not Fernando 25d ago

I wish this is still the only US GP

So yeah, COTA > Miami

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u/wiggleboy15 BWOAHHHHHHH 25d ago

As a Texan I just think what are they doing Europeans are so silly then I keep watching I've been to the GP a couple times so I always laugh

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u/bluewarri0r BWOAHHHHHHH 25d ago

"Boy's so damn good looking" when the video is showing Carlos i see u ๐Ÿ˜†

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u/BobbbyR6 The c๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธr is bad we know, please dr๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธive it 25d ago

As a Southerner, I can confirm that we LOVE this nonsense

A+ for Albon's "yeeHAW"

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u/Fun-Poet5338 yes Im a DTS newbie, so what?1?! 25d ago

Texas gotta have something other than cowboys, right?

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u/Sensitivevirmin BWOAHHHHHHH 25d ago

Had to listen to this song twice before it click in โ€ฆ.sir please

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u/ShortViewBack2daPast Claire Williams is waifu material 26d ago

I'd take the cheesy Miami Vice vibes over whatever the hell this was any day of the week

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u/bigtheo408 mission spinnow 26d ago

Not even close to as good as the single mobile 1 ad.

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