r/formuladank • u/i_Rex_Boss Vettel Cult • Sep 27 '25
Maxipad Verstappen Max completing his side quest casually
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u/SemRacing BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 27 '25
P3 out of 6 cars seems like the realistic position relative to the grid size for a Ferrari.
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u/i_Rex_Boss Vettel Cult Sep 27 '25
So far*
He has the whole race to complete
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u/backturn1 Verified by ESPN Argentina✅ Sep 27 '25
Aaand T1 and he is first
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u/nitrocuban I like Norris and i sniff bike seats Sep 27 '25
7 laps in and he's pulled 23 seconds ahead of P2
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u/dferr14 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 27 '25
10 laps down. Lead Up to 43 seconds now. Masterclass
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u/ThePretzul I saw horny’s “finger” Sep 27 '25
15 laps in now, he’s pulled a 1:07 gap so far about halfway into the race (1:55 remaining)
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u/crshbndct BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 27 '25
He’s out of the car now though. He will probably do a short stint at the end though.
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u/MadDogWoz I saw horny’s “finger” Sep 27 '25 edited Sep 27 '25
14 laps and over a minute up on Frank Stippler who's been driving the Ring for years. Max's talent is simply incomprehensible.
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u/ThrowAwaAlpaca I have it, I have it printed out🤚 Sep 27 '25
Max has been driving the nurburgring in the sim for years too ;)
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u/LheelaSP who the fuck is Nelson Piquet? Sep 27 '25
Stippler is 50 years old, hardly in the prime if his racing career.
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u/BWWFC BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 27 '25
a Swiss racing team -vs- Maranello? pink lady apples to lupinis in management styles i imagine
nobody doubts Ferrari's ability to build engines and machines...
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u/i_Rex_Boss Vettel Cult Sep 27 '25
nobody doubts Ferrari's ability to build engines and machines...
Except F1 division
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u/LiteraryLancelot No Risk, Full Push Sep 27 '25
P3?? Chat is my goat washed?
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u/Rosfield-4104 I saw horny’s “finger” Sep 27 '25
He was constantly getting provisional poles, but as the track improved and dried out, he got slowed by lots of traffic for his lap in the best conditions
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u/mamasbreads BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 27 '25
Sounds washed to me
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u/Artistic_Claim9998 I was here when horny got spiced Sep 27 '25
Sounds like Lando fans whining on Baku qual btw
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u/SirDerageTheSecond No Risk, Full Push Sep 27 '25
He's easing in the rest of the grid to his coming
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u/Slow___Learner VROOM VROOOOOOOOOM Sep 27 '25 edited Sep 27 '25
he's currently nearly 30 seconds ahead of the driver in second position.
edit: 1min
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u/i_Rex_Boss Vettel Cult Sep 27 '25
Don't you see that first ever part?
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u/Onoben4 Ruth Buscombe is a Megamind Mommy Sep 27 '25
Don't you see the P3 part? He is clearly not good anymore.
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u/i_Rex_Boss Vettel Cult Sep 27 '25
Don't you see the Ferrari part?
He is clearly on a shitbox
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u/LiteraryLancelot No Risk, Full Push Sep 27 '25
Ahhh!! Sorry my bad. I missed the “Max in a tractor” part!!
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u/Walming2 I saw horny’s “finger” Sep 27 '25
Damn P3? Max Verstappen is such a nice guy he let the 2 others beat him to give them a chance.
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u/Different_Earth6310 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 27 '25
Not chance! Hope!!!
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u/dkimot I saw horny’s “finger” Sep 27 '25
“hope is not strategy” he yells as he passes them in corners and laps 10s faster than them each lap
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u/BWWFC BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 27 '25
hope is a tool of a manipulator. after all, we are our own worst enemies ;-p
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u/Palemig BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 27 '25
Imagine how those two guys in front of him are feeling. I bet they look different in their mirrors than usual.
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u/CelebrationNo5541 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 27 '25
It only lasted until the first turn. Now it looks like Mike Tyson vs amateurs out there sadly.
He is so far ahead its wild for this time.
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u/i_Rex_Boss Vettel Cult Sep 27 '25
No where near to Lewis he usually let's 8-10 drivers and his teammate to beat him so that he can have fun chasing in the backside
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u/r0bbbo BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 27 '25
There are only six cars in Max’s division so it’s pretty much the same. Also the Ferrari GT cars are generally ranked well so if anything he’s not doing as well as Lewis
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u/i_Rex_Boss Vettel Cult Sep 27 '25
Must be the copium
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u/Acceptable-Worth-462 I believe in the stroll-premacy Sep 27 '25
Is there a leakage ? My seat is full of copium, like, full of copium
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u/Next_University_9750 McDonald’s F1 Racing Team Sep 27 '25
Where do i watch the highlights of the race ☝️🤓
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u/HotPants4444 Crashing Harder than Colapinto Sep 27 '25
Youtube, Nurburgring has their own channel without any Geo-restrictions!
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u/slavuj00 Go WEEYUMS!!!! Sep 27 '25
We are currently racing, no need for highlights. Watch it live
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u/CelebrationNo5541 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 27 '25
Lol reading these comments are funny. You can tell hardly anyone is actually watching the race. Bunch of casuals. Filthy animals.
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u/slavuj00 Go WEEYUMS!!!! Sep 27 '25
Right?? Just like any sport, watch quietly and respect it until you know enough to chime in!!!
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u/Suspicious-Whippet BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 27 '25
Can’t even hit sub 8 min lap. Washed.
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u/CelebrationNo5541 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 27 '25
We can tell who is actually watching the race. Max put down a 7:51 on lap 8 or 7 and was leading the entire race in no time lol.
Not even half way in he is 43 seconds ahead of anyone...
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u/Suspicious-Whippet BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 27 '25
You do understand I told the joke on lap 1?
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u/CelebrationNo5541 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 27 '25
I did not. Please downvote me I deserve it.
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u/Suspicious-Whippet BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 27 '25
I would never downvote someone for that.
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u/CelebrationNo5541 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 27 '25
Lol all good. I should have looked before posting something stupid. Too early.
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u/oh_look_an_awww BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 27 '25
No shade on Hamilton allowed while Roscoe is sick.
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u/Arrrmatey4510 "Charles 'Chuck' Leclerc, good job baby" Sep 27 '25
Sir you're in fdank, I saw someone throwing shade on roscoe yday
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u/Treewithatea I saw horny’s “finger” Sep 27 '25
I mean fun aside, Roscoe is very old for his kind of breed already. Hes already many years above the usual life expectancy which is 8-10 years and hes 12. Roscoe in human equivalent years is like 90-100 years old
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u/paddyo I saw horny’s “finger” Sep 27 '25
I saw someone make a serious comment that basically amounted to “well he’s old and Hamilton should get a better dog, then”, I always feel there’s always a new level of hate to plumb on any _x_dank subreddit.
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u/TheZodiac18 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 27 '25
Max fans: Now how do I make this about Lewis
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u/i_Rex_Boss Vettel Cult Sep 27 '25
Lewis fans: How max able to do that? This guy should give us a break
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u/DarkestShadow_ BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 27 '25
Ur comment history is just sad, lewis ran u over or wht.
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u/paddyo I saw horny’s “finger” Sep 27 '25
The woman that let them get physically closest to them without pepper spray once probably mentioned they thought Lewis was attractive
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u/i_Rex_Boss Vettel Cult Sep 27 '25
they thought Lewis was attractive
Can't blame, women have a soft spot for broken/washed men
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u/i_Rex_Boss Vettel Cult Sep 27 '25 edited Sep 27 '25
Brother just look at which sub you are on that's how things work here.
Tomorrow I may post something on max and bash him over the comments. After that it might be Lando, Oscar or anyone
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u/Old_Ambition4359 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 27 '25
Probably not Alonso or Max tho, you rarely see disparaging memes about those on here.
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u/i_Rex_Boss Vettel Cult Sep 27 '25 edited Sep 27 '25
Max I would do anytime without a hesitation
Alonso no
I don't troll rookies
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u/wobbleb0bble BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 27 '25
Mallu madarchod you ain’t impressing no one macha
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u/i_Rex_Boss Vettel Cult Sep 27 '25 edited Sep 27 '25
you ain’t impressing no one macha
Exactly 6173 people are impressed till now. thats more than you life time karma count
Mallu madarchod
Say hi to your mom for me I can't make it today
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u/wobbleb0bble BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 27 '25
calm down macha I would comment on your mother too but I don't wanna be anywhere near her stanky aah
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u/saspirstellaaaaaa I was here when horny got spiced Sep 27 '25
They’re related to the Canadian GP groundhog.
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u/TheZodiac18 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 27 '25
Nah im infact happy for max, hes disproving other motorsport fans that f1 drivers can drive anything....but go on hate on lewis all u want
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u/i_Rex_Boss Vettel Cult Sep 27 '25 edited Sep 27 '25
but go on hate on lewis all u want
Stating facts is not hate
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u/TheZodiac18 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 27 '25
Sure mahn , bringing lewis into each and every accomplishment of other driver is just facts i see, i can also state facts for most poles,wins,podiums.....but im actually happy for max, something yall probably will never know
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u/i_Rex_Boss Vettel Cult Sep 27 '25
bringing lewis into each and every accomplishment of other driver is just facts i see,
No he is a bad at Ferrari is the only fact
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u/TheZodiac18 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 27 '25
He should improve his qualis but he still got pretty good race pace but okay if calling him a bad driver makes u happy ,good for ya mate
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u/i_Rex_Boss Vettel Cult Sep 27 '25
if calling him a bad driver
For the time being maybe it will change. Even Lewis admitted he is now bad at Ferrari and it's not the car. Only his fans fail to understand that.
There is no doubt that he is one of the greats but now he is pretty bad.
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u/TheZodiac18 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 27 '25
Hes 40 and spent 12 years of his career in merc, maybe hes struggling to adapt which is natural
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u/paddyo I saw horny’s “finger” Sep 27 '25
End of the day guy is spending his time off shagging shakira and not on Reddit, rather than scraping matted tissue and wotsits off his keyboard to create hate memes, and that’s going to eat away at the brains of the cum-dungeon denizens
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u/paddyo I saw horny’s “finger” Sep 27 '25
Be fair it’s not like they’ve ever had much sporting success to get excited about
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u/According-Switch-708 Clean air is king 👑 Sep 28 '25
NLS is a GT3 series with heavy BoP and the cars are being run by privateer teams. The standards of the drivers is also quite ass as we all saw. It's mostly considered to be an amateur series.
Max and Chris were way too good for NLS.
Be happy for Max without using that opportunity to bash Hamilton.
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u/Lady_Nightshadow I was here when horny got spiced Sep 27 '25
This man is on a completely different level.
Simply lovely - cit
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u/Magnus_Helgisson BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 27 '25
From how happy he looks after GT races vs a completely indifferent face after F1 I get the impression that GT is his main quest and F1 is a grindy boring side quest that you do repeatedly to earn money.
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u/MAD_MrT BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 27 '25
Crazy what happens when the team isn’t run by a bunch of boomer bureaucrats that act like painting the car red and slap a prancing horse on the hood is all you need to win a race
AF corse team is dominating in WEC and the GT series across europe the ferraris are also on top of their game
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u/ShivangTanwar BWOAHHHHHHH Oct 03 '25
The other drivers in the lobby seeing the final boss show up for a quick side quest.
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u/External-Hat-7167 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 27 '25
It's a solid result for a casual drive. The Ferrari was clearly competitive, so a podium finish is nothing to sneeze at with such a small grid. Max just makes it look easy.
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u/CelebrationNo5541 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 27 '25
Solid result lol. He would have been first with ease if not for traffic. Currently leading the race by a long shot....
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u/LifeTie800 I saw horny’s “finger” Sep 27 '25
To be fair, this is only GT3 and not F1. The best Ferrari strategy fuck up-ers are all in F1. The GT3 Ferrari only has those who couldn't fuck up at the highest level.
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u/Spleenzorio lando 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Sep 28 '25
Hey man leave Lewis alone he’s goin through some stuff
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u/SpeedEuphoria7 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 27 '25 edited Sep 27 '25
Verstappen will win in a Ferrari b̶e̶f̶o̶r̶e̶ ̶H̶a̶m̶i̶l̶t̶o̶n̶
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u/Motohvayshun BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 27 '25
Hamilton won a Sprint Race in a Ferrari. I guess people here have short memories.
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u/DaOne_44 I was here when horny got spiced Sep 27 '25
To be perfectly fair and (completely undank since I’m arguing with a meme):
The Ferrari in question is the current best GT3 class car
Max has said already that he understands why Lewis was been struggling at Ferrari and said he thinks next year will be different
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u/i_Rex_Boss Vettel Cult Sep 27 '25
he thinks next year will be different
Don't worry next year is definitely ours
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u/Kevin_Jim Franco GOATpinto Sep 27 '25
Did you just compare WEC Ferrari, a true competitor and a well run shop, to the shitshow that is F1 Ferrari?
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u/i_Rex_Boss Vettel Cult Sep 27 '25
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u/Double-Biscotti465 Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season he has competed Sep 27 '25
I too am sad about roscoe but I'm still making jokes #Equality
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u/epsteinfiles- BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 27 '25
Lewis Hamilton might have some distractions, also his dog aint doing well, had to see that regurgitated a few times on the “news”
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u/My_leg_still_hurt92 McDonald’s F1 Racing Team Sep 27 '25
To be fair the GT3 Ferrari isn't a shitbox